In which Kat enters

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OT: wh@
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OT: No we know each other
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OT: We're fuckiing enteriing
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PB: on my day 0 I got in a fight with the narrator
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OT: And most of the stuff we diid iin canon was... wh@?
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PB: i mean like not know what we look like and shit
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OT: You fuckiing fought the narr@or? Wh@ does th@ even mean
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PB: I need to see you soon, got a hang of calling ya bun
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OT: Oh, we haven't met IIRLl
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OT: So, piigglly wiigglly
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PB: ok so i might as well get ya up to speed
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OT: ??
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PB: ok so basically I ran away to the middle of the forest to that random cave I talked about
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PB: the Ulm has gone to shit and prob the Neues Ulm Republik will be born or something
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PB: (ulm stronk)
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PB: like I planned on doing the whole escape sequence but I never did that with michael
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PB: so eh
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OT: Wellll, you were riight
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OT: Th@ cave iis pretty kiickass
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OT: But the wholle worlld has gone to shiit, not just Castlle von Ullm
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OT: You realllly shoulld just be iinsiide, iit's safer
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PB: and be there with all those spiders and dead folk? fuck that
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PB: idk I think it is rather close to the cave
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OT: II'm stuck iin a house wiith my drug addiict mom and enabller unclle don't giive me th@ shiit fam
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PB: i mean it's hard as fuck to see anything, with all the smoke from town and the sunset at the same time
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OT: Spiiders aiin't nothiin
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PB: can yer uncle sting you to death?
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PB: I think not
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OT: Spiiders don't have stiingers
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OT: Anyway, yeah, you're n@ supposed to go outsiide from wh@ the olldiies are sayiing iin the lliiviing room. You'd probablly be best to stay put @ thiis poiint anyway
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PB: hey if anyone gets too close for comfort I can give them the good old lead poisoning eh
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PB: also I got Leon with me, I can go places
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OT: Yeah, a stallactiite miight driip on someone
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PB: yeah yeah
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OT: =:P
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PB: maybe with a bomb falling or something
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PB: I think I saw some planes going around but no bombers
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PB: they ain't risking fucking up their precious precious factories
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PB: ooooh my capital
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OT: Are you tallkiing about one of those str@egy games
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PB: no i mean the real ones, have you turned on the news?
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OT: Who w@ches the news?
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PB: most people
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OT: nerds
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PB: you really have no idea what's going on?
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PB: omg, ok so there was an uprising
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OT: II know hawks of de@h are raiiniing from the sky and e@iing b@h peoplle and bunniies and th@ you shoulld realllly be iinsiide
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OT: Or some shiit
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OT: You're n@ supposed to llook @ the sky
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PB: basically the NCF finally rose up against the regieme
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PB: things were getting pretty heated for a while
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OT: Wh@'s an NCF
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anonymous [??] joined chat.
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PB: The party
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OT: IIs iit the Naziis agaiin
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??: i already have an account for this
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PB: no that's the regieme
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OT: Why iis iit allways naziis wiith you =:P
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??: this is 12yzbtw
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PB: I'm german OT
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OT: (Hey Miike)
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PB: and I'm serious
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OT: Yeah, th@ means you're supposed to lliike want to tallk about them the lleast
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PB: shit's exploding
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PB: there's an outright revolution going on
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anonymous [??] is now 12yz12ab [DM].
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DM: ((kat, do this for plot reasons))
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OT: II know, and we're arguiing semantiics about your Nazii friiends raiiniing Llovecrafts from the sky. Llet's just get thiis shiit done.
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OT: For the record, II have no iidea how thiis game works.
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DM: ((remember when you said you want to prototype something triangle-shaped or illuminati-themed))
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DM: ((do it))
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OT: Or why you llook lliike Robiin Hood.
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PB: Listen I'm not supporting the regieme!
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PB: Like the whole reason I was helping the NNF was to liberate the people
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PB: don't you ever listen?
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* operaticTinner doesn't listen and looks at the game's interface, grabbing a stalactite and flinging it
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DM: When you drag the icons into order, a button pops up on both screens.
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DM: wait nvm you're already started
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OT: (yeah II thiink we allready hiit the buttons?)
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DM: ((this is a mess i hate this interface it's too bright and flashy))
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PB: Please just take me seriously for a second OT
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PB: shit's got serious here
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PB: i almost died like an 3 hours ago
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DM: OT sees dropdown menus on her screen.
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OT: =:II th@ aiin't kosher. Wh@ happened?
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* operaticTinner clicks on the dropdown menu
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DM: She can place down 3 strange machines, and a captchalogue card with holes in it.
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PB: ...
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PB: ok might as well start from the begining
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* operaticTinner clicks on one of the strange machines, and drops it somewhere in the cave
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PB: ok so basically I was helping the NCF, national commune front, to get their bearings up
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PB: I got really close with the charter leader here, his name was Pierre
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DM: You clicked on the one with the long tube at the top and a wheel and screen on the side.
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DM: ((NCF more like nazi commie front amirite lelelel))
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PB: as of the last day shit went apeshit, the gov tried to impose further mobility restrictions to all non party members, and people had enough, the lid was off
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PB: I had spend the last two months getting supplies around for when this day would come
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* operaticTinner deploys another machine
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PB: as of a few hours ago, I was in a train with Pierre with destination to the Rathaus
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PB: and... he pushed me off to die in the tracks
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PB: I helped him so much, but
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OT: Jeez, a proper savage. Sounds lliike Boss's type.
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PB: he didn't care at all... I was still a von ulm to hi
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OT: II'm sorry to hear th@, by the way.
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* PigBurner is crying on the corner
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PB: he didn't fucking care how much I helped them, how much I wanted to see them win, how much I believed and trusted them
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PB: all because of my FUCKING FAMILY j
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* operaticTinner pokes the DM and drops the third machine somewhere deeper in the cave.
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PB: like FUCK I can't do ANYTHING about THAT
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OT: Were y'allll iin gay llove wiith each @her?
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PB: SHUT UP
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OT: No, lliike, realllly. =:II
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PB: he tried to kill me! take things seriously for once!
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OT: You're realllly torn up about thiis, and more than iideollogy or iideollogiicall betrayall coulld probablly make you.
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DM: Yourgod remarks that this is like the plot to a really fucked up romantic drama.
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DM: Your god*
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DM: He loves it and can't get enough.
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PigBurner's connection timed out.
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DM: ((brb gonna eat some stuff))
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PigBurner [PB] joined chat.
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PB: .
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OT: And II am takiing thiis seriious, man. Don't be such a drama kiing and have some siitu@iionall awareness.
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OT: Llook the fuck around
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PB: HAVE SOME SITUATIONAL AWARENESS!?
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PB: I ALMOST FUCKING DIED
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OT: But you diidn't.
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OT: II don't see wh@ the iissue iis
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PB: WHAT PART OF GETTING BACKSTABBED BY THE PERSON WHO YOU TRUSTED THE MOST DON'T YOU UDNERSTAND
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PB: AND THIS IS NOT YOUR NORMAL BACKSTAB, THIS IS FUCKING GETTING KILLED LEVEL FOR FUCKS SAKE
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PB: CAN'T YOU GOD DAMN ACT LIKE AT LEAST YOU CARE FOR A SECOND!?
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* PigBurner throws their phone out of the cave in anger
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* operaticTinner picks the phone back up and puts it back in the cave next to PB
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OT: Jesus m@herhoppiing chriist, man, pullll yoursellf together
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OT: You're actiing lliike a chiilld.
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* PigBurner picks up the phone in confusion, look at it and throws it again yelling in tears
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* PigBurner runs out of the cave and hugs Leon who's standing outside
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OT: You're whiiniing about how some punk triied to kiillll you? Maybe you shoulld llet me try to hellp you avoiid llettiing the wholle fuckiing worlld have a sh@ @ iit iinstead of throwiing a fuckiing temper tantrum.
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* operaticTinner picks up the phone and starts bopping PB in the head with it
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* PigBurner picks up the phone and sends "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM LEAVE ME ALONE"
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* 12yz12ab laughs
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OT: Lliisten, II get your lliife iis a drama, but don't llet a bunny giirll be ballllsiier than you, man. You n@iionall commune front bllokes are supposed to be hard as naiills, aren't they? And II'm tryiing to hellp you. IIf you want, II can llet you waiill your heart out to me ll@er, but there are more iimportant thiings riight now.
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PB: LIFE BLOODY WHAT, GETTING REPEATEDLY SHOT AT BY WHO YOU THOUGHT WAS A FRIEND!?
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OT: Lliike lliiviing to see tomorrow.
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OT: II'm just gllad to hear you don't have anythiing worse to deall wiith than gettiing sh@ @.
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DM: Beautiful.
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* PigBurner leaves the phone on the ground and weeps to his horse
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DM: ((lmao @ could be at or ot))
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DM: ((getting shat at))
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* operaticTinner groans and tries to interact with the machine herself through the program, not knowing what she's doing
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* operaticTinner starting with the one with the big crank
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DM: You can't.
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DM: That's the player's job, Tennyn.
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OT: PiigBurner.
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* PigBurner mounts on Leon and grabs his phone "what"
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DM: Go ahead, Kat.
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DM: Fulfill your destiny.
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DM: Take the first step to freedom.
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OT: You're wastiing tiime. Llys was makiing thiis shiit out to be a biig deall - iif the worlld iis endiing, you takiing your sweet tiime here iis riiskiing my own chance of makiing iit out of thiis ordeall alliive. II don't want to be lliike your exllover over there, but iif you keep faffiing about, II'm gonna have to diitch you too. II lliike you allriight, we're friiends, but II don't want to diie today.
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PB: you don't fucking care do you, you don't give a fuck everything I believed in got destroyed, or that I got thrown to my own devices by whom i trusted eh
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PB: ok then, i get it
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DM: Nothing lasts forever, Kat.
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PB: tell me what the fuck you want
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PB: you monster
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OT: II want you to stay the fuck alliive
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OT: IIt's armageddon, II'm tryiing to Rapture your fuckiing way iinto safety, and you're cryiing about bullllshiit you'llll have pllenty of tiime to cry about when we're b@h safe
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OT: IIf II diidn't care, II woulldn't have even offered to hellp.
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PB: armageddon already struck can't you see
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PB: but whatever
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OT: You see th@ biigass machiine over there? The one wiith the crank?
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OT: Fiigure out wh@ iit does.
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* PigBurner rides Leon towards the machine
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PB: this thing?
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OT: Yeah
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* PigBurner looks at it
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OT: II don't know wh@ any of these thiings do, but as far as II understand from Llys's document you need to use allll three to "enter", wh@ever th@ means.
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OT: And you'llll need thiis, too.
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* operaticTinner drops the captchalogue card
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PB: (describe the machine DM)
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DM: The first one dropped is a machine with a tube coming from th top, and a wheel on the side. There is a small screen on the side also.
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* PigBurner dismounts and kicks the wheel thing
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DM: You kick the wheel.
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DM: Nothing happens.
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DM: Your foot hurts.
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DM: Unless you meant the lid at the top.
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DM: WHich I forgot to describe for some reason, whoops.
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* PigBurner jumps a big grunting and tries to spin the wheel
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PB: ((nope the bottom one))
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DM: Roll for strength.
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PB: roll 1d20
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DM: ((this is why i hate msparp on so many levels))
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DM: ((yay quirks, but you can't do anything with it))
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DM: ((and it just feels...slower for some reason))
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PB: (1d20)+3=21
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DM: You try turning the wheel, it's stuck at first...but then the lid pops off.
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PB: ((I feel it's the same, dice is a bit uncomfortable but eh)
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DM: A strange glowing flashing ball with a spirograph inside pops out, along with a cylinder.
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PB: What fuck is that
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OT: iiunno
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PB: ((yo we will have to continue this later, gotta eat with the family and shit, I'll yell at piss when I'm back))
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OT: (damn iit fam)
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DM: ((i gotta go to bed soon))
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PB: ((damn it))
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DM: ((when you get your irc working can we continue it there))
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DM: ((because msparp is literally the worst thing))
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PB: ((eh I like it, does the colouring for me))
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PB: ((also I brome my bot and don't feel like fixing it
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OT: (II don't have to quiirk)