Dry Bowser Kart Wii

Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Petey Piranha were all racing around on different vehicles, with Dry Bowser cruising around on a Flame Runner, Toadette riding around on a Quacker bike, and Petey taking a drive in a Piranha Prowler, the three characters going through the various Wii based tracks as they were heading through the Coconut Mall, with all of them heading to the rooftop as they performed tricks in the air, landing back in their vehicles.

"I suppose we don't do this often due to how much... chaos there is..." Dry Bowser stated as he dodged several green shells going all over the place, heading into a warp that took them to the molten Grumble Volcano as they were already inside, dodging the targeting red shells with yellow banana peels.

"We always get involved in chaotic messes!" Toadette laughed as she let out a loud fart after colliding into a red fake item box, brushing back her pink mushroom pigtails as Petey barfed brown bricks from Minecrap at the items approaching him, with Inspector Gadget emerging from his red pouch.

"Wowzers! These weapons are more dangerous than my go go gadgets!" Inspector Gadget exclaimed as he then flew out of there to go find a nice quiet game of Mineycrafta.

Dry Bowser: (in disbelief) ...did Gadget really make an unnecessary cameo?

"You better believe it!" Toadette exclaimed as they left the actual volcano, heading onto the different branches of the magma hardened path as they entered a warp right by the finish line into the sandy Dry Dry Ruins, heading though the desert as they avoided the falling pillars and headed straight into the pyramid, going onto the ramps as they went through the piles of sand, drifting around the dancing Pokeys that were attempting to move faster.

Dry Bowser: Well I suppose those bats won't be bothering us for a while-

Dry Bowser should have learned to keep his bony mouth shut as the annoying flying swoopers swooped down around him and Toadette, with Petey barfing brown goop at them as they all emerged out of the pyramid and into a warp that led them straight to the bustling Moonview Highway, going through the forested area and dodging the incoming traffic going both ways as they crossed the Mushroom Bridge, with then going through the turnpike and entering the city as they dodged not only pesky Bob-omb cars, but all the green shells, banana peels, and fake item boxes you could crash into. Needless to say, the trio of experienced racers continued to drive on, with Dry Bowser being blasted by a spiny winged blue shell out of nowhere, briefly reduced to a pile of bones as Toadette and Petey laughed at this, while Dry Bowser grumbled, the skeletal reptile quickly reassembling himself as they kept on steering through different warps to the various wacky race courses that just wouldn't stop.