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The 2P hazbin characters

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  1. from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #485
  2. Nom nom nom edition
  3. ----
  4. I found it! The 2P hazbin characters!
  5. >Cherri - the biggest daddies girl in hell.
  6. >Still a mad bomber, just more organized
  7. >Sir Pentious - classic old western antagonist, dirty, crude and all too willing to shoot you with an old timey revolver
  8. >Katie - a mess of neuroticism and anxiety, looks like she hasn't slept in days
  9. >Slept her way through her career and got sent to hell for lust
  10. >Tom - loud and abrasive, uses racial slurs, most of them are for germans
  11. >Verbally abuses Katie
  12. >Lucifer - completely apathetic, he doesn't even bother running hell
  13. >All of hell just thinks he's still active in how hell runs
  14. >Lilith - runs hell for her husband, if the words strict and uptight had a baby she would be described by that word
  15. >She barely had any time to use to raise Charlie
  16. -
  17. >Charlie - neglected and irritable Princess of Hell with a short fuse and abandonment issues
  18. >still wants to run the Hotel, but has more concrete ideas about it, and takes shit from nobody
  19. >in a better relationship with her dad, though, she's starting to wisen up to the fact that he ain't all he cracked out to be - in fact, he'd been just as neglectful as her mom, because, while he always had time for her, he never looked after her, while her mother did, the few moments she had time for her daughter
  20. >she's a high-strung ball of frustrated rage, confusion, and sorrow
  21. >Vaggie - "an angel sent from above"
  22. >born in a more stable part of El Salvador, saw the country rebuild and become better after the civil war - unaware of the underlying corruption
  23. >grew up in a very positive environment, and was very active in the community
  24. >her death was a stupid accident on her part, and she's embarrassed about it
  25. >still loves Charlie just as much, and wants to help her with the hotel, putting her organizing skills to good use
  26. >basically Charlie's eternal sunshine, and substitute mom at times
  27. >Angel Dust - creepy mafioso, Hell-wide notorious for his violence, lecherousness and unpredictability
  28. >became the hotel's first resident to "humor them" - in reality, he's on the run from the rest of his family
  29. >knows Charlie's Bi, loves teasing her, knowing he's hurting both of them, as Vaggie rarely speaks up for herself
  30. >still gay, but in a misogynistic, hypermasculine way
  31. -
  32. >Alastor - sleazy, romantic radio host, hugger
  33. >was a Mr. Rogers-esque figure in his own time (using the radio to be a nurturing sort of caretaker for his broadcast area, may have inspired FDR), has a soft spot for children, but wouldn't hesitate to trick adults for his own gains
  34. >due to how many people inspired in life, even in Hell, he's well-known (and well-liked), having entire communities by his side
  35. >his womanizing was what sealed his fate
  36. >whole-heartedly supports the Hotel (mainly, because he wants to get out of Hell)
  37. >Husk - OCD-afflicted, grumpy busybody
  38. >cannot seem to rest, nothing's perfect for him
  39. >was a logistics officer in the Vietnam War, saw the mass failure of the M16 riffles due to bad supplies and ammunition
  40. >saw all the unnecessary deaths that occured because of this, as well the general horrors of the war
  41. >knew Alastor from old recordings his father used to play for him - it is an honor for him to work with the man
  42. >Niffty - Japanese-American, family interned during WWII, many dying due to abuse by guards
  43. >completely broke off from the afterwards, became associated with organized crime as a "mystic lady of the east" and a poisoner
  44. >made it big, grew lazy and sloppy, ended up dying because of it
  45. >fully consumed by the delusion that she's a mystic princess in Hell, does everything perfectly, but with the barest minimum effort possible
  46. >learned English from Alastor's recordings, decided to become the man's "patron" upon meeting
  47. -
  48. >Daddies girl cherri
  49. >Gospel trying to keep cherri in line but cant say no to his little princess
  50. -
  51. Eh, yes and no.
  52. P2!Gospel is a shrewd, but fair businessman. He ultimately wants what's best for his daughter, and he'll put his foot down if need be.
  53. But he also won't stop to brutalize anyone who hurts their daughters intentionally or out of negligence, and is quick to give someone the 3rd degree if they insult them.
  54. ---
  55. >2p lilith criticizing d. Charlies methods of ruling hell
  56. >She doesn't care if she's a dictator, she cares about how mismanaged it is
  57. >Meanwhile d. Charlie is having a mental breakdown at seeing her dead mother
  58. -
  59. >She initially thinks it's another one of her "inner demons"
  60. >She knows on some level that she's crazy
  61. >No reason why a fucked up apparition of her dead mom shouldn't show up
  62. >But Guilt and Pride and Rage all interact with one another
  63. >They argue, they give her conflicting advice, they push her up and pull her down and drag her around in roughly equal measure
  64. >But she's never seen this cold, impatient version of Lilith in the same hallucination as any of the other voices in her head
  65. -
  66. >Her thoughts of this lilith being a delusion was dashed when anon walked in and saw her
  67. "Mom?"
  68. -
  69. >Charlie just collapses, sobbing
  70. >2P!Lilith is visibly confused and concerned
  71. >she also doesn't recognize anon at first
  72. >turns out, 2P!Anon was a reckless social climber, and simply wanted to do what anyone else wanted, before them
  73. >his mom ruled Hell? He wanted to do that
  74. >her sister was in a relationship with one of their childhood friends? He was engaged to the other!
  75. >her sister broke up with their childhood friend? He crushed the heart of the other!
  76. >his sister wanted to redeem people? He was already on it, going as far as to try and reopen Purgatory from the lower end!
  77. >...that last one got him killed
  78. >Lilith tears up just from seeing her beloved son again
  79. >Anon is just confused and deeply distraught
  80. -
  81. >Anon is an emotional wreck from encountering a twisted mirror image of the mother he'd thought was long dead
  82. >Lilith is a wreck from meeting with a version of her lost son who didn't get himself killed
  83. >All of Charlie's grief and insanity is starting to spill out
  84. >No one properly understands what's going on
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