Jaz Jay Twitch Info

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I am Vengeance, I am the Night, I am the Mighty Pistachio aka Jaz10 aka Bearded Batman! As a wise man once said "All men have limits. They learn what they are and learn not to exceed them. I ignore mine." I ignore all my limits to being a nuisance.


Who is Jaz/Pistachio/Bearded Batman?

Who am I and why are you watching me? Good question in which I do not know the answer to.

If you find yourself looking upon my channel then consider yourself lucky.....Lucky that you still can click back!!! So I advice you to hit that backtrack button and go watch Kali Muscle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RquXNwAPczY

I am a man whose only gift is to be a nuisance to the world, if that is what you are looking for then join me and lets go commit suicide together! I am the most negative thinking individual in existence and I will not deter from making you my beech and bringing turmoil into your life. I do not play much games but when I do, I drink Mountain Dew and munch on Doritos, because that is what I hear you Gamer plebs Dewᵀᴹ . Lets face it, the only thing I have in common with you fruitcakes is my unkempt beard, my uncomely appearance, and my Ill-forgotten gains.

So if you feel you must watch a none-talkative Mexican, whose true reason to making this channel is to make his family believe he has friends, then I will not stop you. But, you have been warned...

So with that said, I bid you Godspeed.


Schedule?

Do I look like someone who keeps a schedule? The world makes time for Pistachio_Gainz, not the other way around.

You'll be lucky to find me streaming, me streaming is more rare than a Kardashian dating a none blackman/celebrity/athlete.

If you find me streaming then thank the God of War because I found some time in my busy schedule of Making Gainzᵀᴹ, working in the Slums of Arizonaᵀᴹ, and Cooking with Julia Childᵀᴹ. So cherish those precious seconds before my connection sheeeeets out.


My specs.

My specs are simple. I am made out of;

-50% Optimum Nutrition GOLD STANDARD 100% Whey Proteinᵀᴹ

-10% MuscleTech Creactorᵀᴹ clinically proven, max potency creatine hcl formula

-20% Optimum Nutrition Essential AMIN.O Energyᵀᴹ

-19% Human growth hormones * shall remain nameless

-1% reason to remember the name

AND 100% SCUMFUCKERY!

As for my computer;

-Intel Xeon Processor E3-1231V3B 3.4GHz

-32GB RAM

-AMD Radeon R9 280X

-Windows 10 Pro, 64 bit

-1TB SSD main drive, 2TB HDD, 3TBHDD

-ACERᵀᴹ H236HL Monitor

-A simple Logitech M510ᵀᵉᶜʰᶰᶦᶜᵃᶫᴹᵃᶜʰᶦᶰᵉ mouse

-Logitech Wave MK550ᵀᴹ¹⁶⁽ᴳᵉᶰ¹⁾ Keyboard

-ATHM50xᵀᴹ with the Blue Yetiᵀᴹ

Both build by God's hands! God being me.


Tips and Contact us.

We at Protein-Gainz LLC. pride ourselves in not accepting any form of (donations) tips, at this moment. We work for the people, so you can all admire the Bearded Batman's Ill-Forgotten Gainz!

(So, yeah. Only tip I'm interested is inside Kai's pa- erm...) Um..

If you peons want to contact me, you can do so by shinning the PistachioBat symbol on the night sky, I'll cum knocking.

Love, Jaz10