I'm gonna jack it where the threads always bump.
(He's gonna jack it)
Been needing to compensate for my need to hump
(jackin' it, oh)
Been postin' them bait maymays just so I'm never bored
I'm gonna go out jackin it on that Slash-S-Board.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.


I don't need no shirt no, gonna take my pants right off
(he's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(jack it, jack it, ho!)
Been around this chan and my dick's never sore,
There's no better place for jackin' it than Slash-U-Board.

Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

JACKIN' IT FOR THE LOAD! (or replace with whoever your waifu's name is, so long as it's two syllables)

whistling

[Spoken, preferably in a Japanese Accent meant to evoke Hiroyuki]
Come to 4chan
There's so much to see...
From the thousands of dead vidya threads
or the bump hitting twitter threads.
And after a day of baiting for (you)s,
why not try spankin' it in one of our waifu threads?
4chan, come, take a load off.

[Sung]
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.

Adult Gifs start up again,
"Just don't stare at the balls"
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
And some Trap Threads, some of which I do recall
(make a thread of them jackin' it)
And if the goddamn anons reply to me again,
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it on SLASH CM

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
(He's about to jack it)
Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.
Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.