ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/22/2011 10:12:26 AM - A projectile from Legendary`s rail gun just grazed your body! You lost 36 health points, and 3 max health! (DOUBLE DAMAGE HEADSHOT ATTACK)

ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/18/2011 11:25:24 AM - FullMetal blasted you with their shotgun. You lost 42 health points, and 4 max health!

ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/17/2011 4:49:07 PM - You have just been hit with a plasma pulse from Shapes! You lost 15 health points, and 2 max health!

ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/16/2011 7:18:17 PM - Oblivion blasted you with their shotgun. You lost 41 health points, and 4 max health!

ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/24/2011 2:05:43 AM - Tudor blasted you with their shotgun. You lost 42 health points, and 4 max health!

ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/24/2011 9:16:12 AM - Tudor blasted you with their shotgun. You lost 60 health points, and 4 max health!

SET ON FIRE - 6/24/2011 5:25:25 AM - Legendary managed to torch your apartment while you were in it! You escaped with your life, but only barely. You suffered 19 damage and a loss of 2 max health!