THE DIDGERIDOO - 15 SECOND MISE-EN-SCENE
Advertiser, Dick McDidgeridoo (I take no credit for this name), formerly known as Simon Xarchos, sits in a chair behind a desk. There is a green screen behind him.
SIMON (Calm, wistful): Hey, kids. You remember playing the recorder in middle school, don't ya? That shrill plastic instrument of death? Ah, the good old days. Three painful years of suffering you endured within the cold, cold walls of your classroom with an instrument that just… couldn't satisfy you. You might have even considered dropping out of school to sell dr- (cut)
	You might have even considered dropping out of school to find a deeper meaning in musical instruments. Perhaps you heard the illustrious sounds of ancient Australian woodwinds and determined to do it better than any bloke down under ever could?
Perhaps you decided you want to play… the didgeridoo?
DICK MCDIDGERIDOO grabs a didgeridoo from under the table, and enthusiastically raises it upwards
SIMON Well, I'm Dick McDidgeridoo and I'm here to tell you... (Creates BWAHH with the didgeridoo) DIDGERI-DON'T.
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