[2009-10-29 19:00:31] <Lamy> 7 For a moment all is dark and suddenly, BAM! There is light...everywhere! Flashes of light and pain run through your head as you burst awake!! You look around, just getting over from the daze of having been awoken by some kind of shock...all you could remember was going to some mansion to reply to an add about getting a job as a maid...what happened!?
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[2009-10-29 19:01:35] <Lamy> "Greetings maids!! How are you today?" A booming voice on some kind of loudspeaker rings out, now that you think about it, this was some kind of laboratory right? You could see white walls all around you, high up but with no ceiling. High up above you see some kind of lookout tower...
[2009-10-29 19:02:49] * Paisley_Sheri jumps onto her feet, quickly drawing a blade! Her eyes are alert to any sort of- Finally realizing what was going on, Paisley sheathed her blade...
[2009-10-29 19:03:25] <Lamy> "Oh right right, ya can't see me can you noobz. Hmm...let's see...this button I think." Another shock rings through your body for a second, "Whoopsy! Wrong button! Here we are!" suddenly a massive screen appears on the ceiling HIGH above where you are, it almost looks like a sky...a picture of a young girl with purple hair and a labcoat appeared. "Ahem, hello there meidos." she waves.
[2009-10-29 19:03:28] =-= Sadie is now known as Blue
[2009-10-29 19:03:31] =-= Kristine is now known as Sayoiko
[2009-10-29 19:03:37] =-= Sayoiko is now known as Sayoko
[2009-10-29 19:04:47] * Sayoko shakes a bit, "Yeesh. She should be more careful..." she waves up, "Ahh, hello?"
[2009-10-29 19:06:20] <Lamy> "Ahem, this thing on? Yeah it is." the girl on the screen played with a microphone for a second. "Kay, so I'm gonna need you all to run some simple experiments. Nothing too complicated, no need for introductions at all." she nodded, "'Sides, don't really care. You there." she points at Sayoko, "You're test subject 136."
[2009-10-29 19:07:09] <Sayoko> "...136...Sounds unlucky.." she folds her arms. This didn't seem like the usual job.
[2009-10-29 19:07:16] * Lamy points at Paisley, "Test subject 20-B."
[2009-10-29 19:07:50] * Paisley_Sheri gathered herself together, the clunk of her armored suit only stopping after she finally stood up. "...M'liege?" She shook her head... oh, this was all hard to believe.
[2009-10-29 19:11:32] <Lamy> "Alrighty then, wonder if the other two will wake up any time soon. HEY YOU TWO! UP AND AT'EM!!" she presses a different button but it results in a large ZAP coming from collars around the two remaining maid's necks...and Paisley and Sayoko's.
[2009-10-29 19:12:32] =-= Ampersand is now known as Elle
[2009-10-29 19:13:20] <Elle> "Ffffffffffff--"  She spasms a few times, slowly pushing herself up.
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[2009-10-29 19:13:53] * Paisley_Sheri groaned, almost falling to her knees from the consecutive shock. A hand flew up to the source of the shock on instinct- a collar!? What kind of master is she working for...
[2009-10-29 19:16:03] <Lamy> "Huh? The last one didn't wake up? Weird, I only used the amount needed to start a car battery..." she muttered and pulled a lever. Dropping the last maid down a pit, "Oh well, 3 maids should do."
[2009-10-29 19:16:34] <Elle> "Wh-"  She coughs a little.  "What isss thiss?!"
[2009-10-29 19:17:05] <Paisley_Sheri> "Two maids, an' a knight," she felt the need to correct her.
[2009-10-29 19:17:58] <Lamy> "A knight? I didn't call for a knight, I wanted maids!! What kind of douchery is this!?" Lamia yelled out vulgarities into her microphone that only a resident from 4chan could come up with. She looked rather high strung.
[2009-10-29 19:19:28] * Elle sits up and looks around silently, her eyes being drawn easily to the giant monitor in the air...
[2009-10-29 19:24:19] <Paisley_Sheri> "My apologies! 'owever, yer gonna want a knight, 'specially one's good as me!"
[2009-10-29 19:27:10] <Lamy> "Hmmm...I'd rather have maids. A knight probably can't compare to a maid's sheer ability..." Lamy mumbled into her microphone dejectedly sighing.
[2009-10-29 19:27:56] <Paisley_Sheri> "...'Ey! That pisses me off! A-ah mean... That was mos' unbecomin' of ya, Mistress!"
[2009-10-29 19:29:56] <Lamy> "Well, anyways it doesn't matter. Guess you'll be a good sample for how maids stack up to mundane humans." she nods taking out a clipboard. "Alright, let's give you both a test seeing as how test subject 136 seems to have taken a jolt too much, how tragic." Lamy pressed a button and out of the floor came...
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[2009-10-29 19:30:39] * Elle hisses a little and turns to the moving floor...
[2009-10-29 19:30:41] <Lamy> A banana tied to a string, attached to some kind of support fixture holding it 8 feet off the ground. A stick and a footstool.
[2009-10-29 19:30:49] <Lamy> "Alright, get the banana."
[2009-10-29 19:31:10] * Sayoko looks to the other maids with a look that says, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
[2009-10-29 19:31:22] * Elle returns the look to Sayoko.
[2009-10-29 19:31:36] <Lamy> "Hmm...test subjects seem bewildered..." Lamy takes notes.
[2009-10-29 19:31:42] * Sayoko picks up the stick
[2009-10-29 19:32:18] <Lamy> "Oh right, forgot to name you." Lamy pointed at Elle, "You can be...ah, Test Subject Banana."
[2009-10-29 19:32:18] <Sayoko> "I'll take care of this..." takes a few steps back before running forward to use the stick as a polevault to grab the banana
[2009-10-29 19:33:19] * Sayoko falls to the ground, "Oof! Damnit...I used to be varisty track star..."
[2009-10-29 19:33:27] <Sayoko> varsity*
[2009-10-29 19:33:27] * Elle bares her fangs and hisses towards the monitor displaying Lamy, curling her tail about herself.  "Do I look like a damn banana?!"
[2009-10-29 19:33:36] <Paisley_Sheri> "Oh! A bananer!"
[2009-10-29 19:33:53] * Sayoko leans back against the wall, "Alright, someone else do it."
[2009-10-29 19:33:59] <Lamy> "Test subject 136 used the stick to try and launch herself towards the banana...an interesting and complex idea, however was it really necessary?" Lamy pretty much mumbles every single note out loud.
[2009-10-29 19:34:10] * Paisley_Sheri jumps up toward the banana, the armored skirt making a loud clunk every time she landed on the ground!!
[2009-10-29 19:34:50] <Lamy> "Now now Test Subject Banana! Hmmm...Test Subject 20-B attempts jumping at the banana, a much more direct approach." Lamy nods.
[2009-10-29 19:35:20] * Elle scowls and looks back towards the 'experiment'
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[2009-10-29 19:38:39] * Paisley_Sheri nabs onto the banana with her teeth, ripping it off the string in the process! After a moment, she does grab it normally and eat it.
[2009-10-29 19:39:24] * Elle hmphs.  She was kind of hungry...
[2009-10-29 19:39:39] <Lamy> "Ah, 20-B successfully grabs the banana through sheer athletic ability without requiring the footstool! Not very cunning but a testament to a maid's abilities..." Lamy nods happily.
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[2009-10-29 19:40:31] * Paisley_Sheri looks at Elle, then back to the banana... "D'ya wanna bite? Ah went fer it without askin' anyone else..."
[2009-10-29 19:40:36] <Lamy> "Alright then, here is a reward for 20-B." Lamy presses a button and 3 pills appear in front of her. "They're energy pellets!"
[2009-10-29 19:41:14] * Elle smiles bashfully and slithers over to Paisley, holding out her hand for the banana.
[2009-10-29 19:41:49] <Lamy> A door opens in front of the maids leading to another room. "When you are done celebrating, please move on to the next room so I do not have to shock you." she said casually with a smile.
[2009-10-29 19:41:59] * Paisley_Sheri blinked as her other hand grabbed onto the pills on instinct while she gave the banana to Elle.
[2009-10-29 19:42:21] * Sayoko moved on, "What's with this?"
[2009-10-29 19:42:41] * Elle takes a few bites from the banana, moving to the next room and handing it back to Paisley.  "Thanks."
[2009-10-29 19:43:21] <Paisley_Sheri> "Really, ah'm jus' happy ta see someone friendlike." With a beam, she walked along to the next room.
[2009-10-29 19:44:25] <Lamy> "136? Have a question? Too bad! Next on the list of tests...oh, someone rang the doorbell." Lami turns on a computer screen behind her, the maids can see another girl waiting at the door.
[2009-10-29 19:44:36] * Elle nods a little, and then examines the room.
[2009-10-29 19:44:57] * Paisley_Sheri whistled, finishing the banana and tossing the peel away.
[2009-10-29 19:45:21] =-= Jester- is now known as Sorora
[2009-10-29 19:46:39] <Lamy> "Hmm! Oh another maid! Perfect!" Lamy exclaimed and pressed a button, the girl on the TV screen suddenly had a trap door open up underneath her...when she came back up, she was in the next room with the other maids and also wearing a shock collar.
[2009-10-29 19:46:39] * Sorora knows little of what's going on right now, so assumes that a good enough entry would be wandering up to the mansions door and knocking timidly!
[2009-10-29 19:46:51] <Lamy> A trap door opens underneath Sorora.
[2009-10-29 19:47:31] <Sorora> "W-waaaaaahh!" She falls!
[2009-10-29 19:47:59] <Paisley_Sheri> "...So, why'd ya come ta this mansion?"
[2009-10-29 19:48:10] * Paisley_Sheri gives Elle a bit of a nudge as she asks her question.
[2009-10-29 19:49:16] <Lamy> Sorora appears in a room with 3 other maids, she now has a shock collar on somehow.
[2009-10-29 19:49:31] <Sorora> "A-aahh! Wh-what's going on!?" She pulls at the collar!
[2009-10-29 19:49:51] * Elle looks at Paisley.  "I don't know..."
[2009-10-29 19:50:16] <Sayoko> "Everyone few jobs or so you wind up with some nutjob. Just do what they say." she sighec
[2009-10-29 19:50:19] <Sayoko> sighed*
[2009-10-29 19:50:33] * Paisley_Sheri laughs as she looks at Sorora. "Tha's just a part o' tha costume, Missy!"
[2009-10-29 19:51:22] <Lamy> "Oh right, I never introduced myself right?" Lamy realized, "So I won't be sued in court, I'll use an alias, you can call me Lamy." of course, Lamia's face was pretty apparent on the big screen, the tv screen behind her showed her mansion and all the maids knew where she lived. Not to mention the nameplate on her chest saying Lamia in high definition.
[2009-10-29 19:51:42] <Sayoko> "Right. Lamy."
[2009-10-29 19:51:47] <Sorora> "Wh-what costume? I don't want a costume like this!" She seems awfully worked up
[2009-10-29 19:52:26] * Elle scoffs, finding the name tag a little ironic...
[2009-10-29 19:52:49] <Paisley_Sheri> "It's alrigh', tha tinglin's not s'bad after a couple a shocks."
[2009-10-29 19:53:18] <Sorora> "SH-SHOCKS?"
[2009-10-29 19:53:50] <Elle> "Yeah..."  She sighs and flicks her tongue a few times.
[2009-10-29 19:54:31] <Paisley_Sheri> "Ye'll be fine."
[2009-10-29 19:55:17] <Lamy> "Let's see, I'm an 8 year old super genius. I do a lot of things in my spare time, for now, I wanna test the abilities of maids! They seem to have way more capabilities then your regular humans...I'd like to test butlers some day but the facility for those is still under intense testing." she nodded, an explosion heard in the background. "..."
[2009-10-29 19:56:19] <Lamy> "Anyways, so I'll give you your next test. I've recreated an environment typical to your species and will ask that you do what comes naturally please." she nodded, lights went up and the room cleared up revealing...a kitchen and a living room.
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[2009-10-29 19:56:37] * Paisley_Sheri giggles. "Good luck testin' Hazuki."
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[2009-10-29 19:57:33] <Lamy> "Alright, please...make lunch, dust the living room, clean the fireplace, make coffee and vacuum the carpet."
[2009-10-29 19:58:15] * Elle stares incredulously at the monitor, then back at the kitchen and living room.  " Ss' not the environment typical to my species..."
[2009-10-29 19:58:16] * Lamy reads it from a list monotonously.
[2009-10-29 19:58:29] <Sayoko> "I'll make some coffee. I certainly need some..." Sayoko rubbed at her temple, walking toward the kitchen
[2009-10-29 19:58:36] <Lamy> "It's typical to maid kind Banana."
[2009-10-29 19:58:36] * Paisley_Sheri stared disparagingly at the room, only looking gloomier as the tasks were listed. "M' one weakness..."
[2009-10-29 19:59:14] * Elle cringes at the 'name' she was given...
[2009-10-29 19:59:40] <Lamy> "Oh right, newcomer I'll call you...Test Subject Sigma." she nods up on the TV screen in the sky/ceiling. "Please just follow your directives and perform the experiments and everything will be a-okay!"
[2009-10-29 19:59:46] * Paisley_Sheri suddenly raises a gauntlet-covered fist forward!
[2009-10-29 20:00:06] <Paisley_Sheri> "...Darnit, even ah was a maid once!"
[2009-10-29 20:02:27] * Sayoko made a decent enough batch of coffee, pouring herself a cup, saying aloud as she took a sip, "I'd offer you some 'Lamy' but I have no idea where the hell you are."
[2009-10-29 20:02:51] * Elle grumbles and grabs some...  Cleaning utensils, heading over to the fireplace and cleaning it, although not too thoroughly...
[2009-10-29 20:02:52] <Sorora> "Wh-what? Huh?"
[2009-10-29 20:03:11] * Paisley_Sheri searched for two dusters and gripped them as if she were holding swords. She then marches down to the living room and turns the place into a maelstrom of dust and maid! With a great deal of vigor she covered every corner to every wall of the room!
[2009-10-29 20:03:38] <Lamy> "No need 136! I'm pumped up on energy pills so I can keep going for a few hours easy."
[2009-10-29 20:05:05] <Lamy> "Let's see...136 made some coffee without any mishaps, a bit dissapointing but good results none the less. Banana cleaned the fireplace, satisfactory job as it would seem and 20-B...hmm, is that how maids do it?"
[2009-10-29 20:05:20] * Sayoko wondered why she's make it a task if--nevermind. "Right."
[2009-10-29 20:06:37] * Elle groans at being called banana yet again, curling up on the couch.
[2009-10-29 20:07:10] * Paisley_Sheri made sure not to bother Elle as she whirled about the room.
[2009-10-29 20:07:34] <Lamy> "Hmm...Sigma has done nothing. A defective maid perhaps?" Lamy noted...
[2009-10-29 20:07:49] * Sorora looks confused... she still doesn't know what's going on@!
[2009-10-29 20:08:19] * Paisley_Sheri finished finally, stopping to wipe her brow. "Phew... Top tha' one, Asarah!" She grinned, looking at her own handiwork.
[2009-10-29 20:08:24] <Lamy> "Just do your task as asked Sorora. This is a test facility designed to test the strength of maids in general. Just do what comes naturally!"
[2009-10-29 20:09:22] <Sayoko> "'Test Facility' she calls it..." Sayoko leans against the counter in the kitchen
[2009-10-29 20:11:07] <Lamy> "Hmmm...it would seem my test maids are discontent about something...is there an element missing from their pseudo-habitat? Oh...I know!"
[2009-10-29 20:11:21] <Paisley_Sheri> "Oh, Banana. D'ya like bein' a maid?"
[2009-10-29 20:11:56] * Elle huffs.  "My name's Elle.  And not really."
[2009-10-29 20:11:59] * Lamy begins pressing some buttons while waiting for the maids to be done.
[2009-10-29 20:12:09] <Sorora> "A-alright... um... I'll vacuum then..." She goes over to get the vacuum and begin doing so... but manages to make a phenominal failure of it, struggling to get the cord unwound from around the thing before tripping and hopelessly tangling herself up in the wire! "Ahh!"
[2009-10-29 20:12:26] * Sayoko starts grabbing a few things in the kitchen to make lunch
[2009-10-29 20:12:56] * Elle sighs.  "I'll handle it..."  She walks over to Sorora.
[2009-10-29 20:13:02] <Paisley_Sheri> "...Sorry ta 'ear that, Elle. Ah met some great maids, though, maybe yer jus' not gettin' tha right environment?" She smiled and sat down on the couch beside Elle with a clanking of her uniform.
[2009-10-29 20:13:33] <Lamy> "Hmm...Sigma seems to have had a mishap. Interesting interesting..." Lami took notes, "Tell me, how much damage was done when you took that fall?"
[2009-10-29 20:13:39] * Sayoko makes some grilled panini sandwiches with pastrami, with a greek salad on the side. "Looks pretty good to me..."
[2009-10-29 20:14:24] * Sorora continues to struggle with the insidious cord she's tangled up in! "Ohh... this is so embarassing!"
[2009-10-29 20:14:26] * Elle untangles Sorora and sits her off the 'living room,' turning on the vacuum and /not/ failing at the task.
[2009-10-29 20:15:56] <Lamy> "Excellent, all tasks complete!" Lami looked overjoyed by the results, maids worked fast, were very efficient and could cooperate! Such intelligent creatures! "Alright then, here are your energy pellets!" Lami pressed a button and different portions of pellets appeared with a test subject name for each maid.
[2009-10-29 20:16:30] <Paisley_Sheri> "Oh, more o' these thingers."
[2009-10-29 20:16:39] * Elle gathers up her pellets and just...  Looks at them.
[2009-10-29 20:16:42] * Sayoko ate a few pellets with lunch, she felt she'd need them to have enough patience to deal with this.
[2009-10-29 20:16:46] * Paisley_Sheri picked her pellets again curiously.
[2009-10-29 20:17:10] <Sorora> "Wh-... is it really okay for a vampire to eat these?" She looks dubiously at her pellets, after thanking Elle for freeing her
[2009-10-29 20:17:37] <Lamy> "Hmm~ these pellets can have some side effects when eaten in great quantities. So try and be careful, oh and tell me how it feels of course." Lami mentionned, reading out some instructions. "Also, must be taken orally."
[2009-10-29 20:17:59] <Paisley_Sheri> "Eh? Y' can take 'em another way?"
[2009-10-29 20:18:03] * Elle merely shrugs with a slight smile in response to Sorora's thanks.
[2009-10-29 20:19:04] <Lamy> "Really, I have to remember what I put into the things I make. I can't remember what exactly could make these things go bad...hmm...136, feeling alright?"
[2009-10-29 20:19:09] * Sorora sighs and takes her pellets...
[2009-10-29 20:19:32] * Elle pops a few into her mouth and then sits back down on the couch.
[2009-10-29 20:20:04] * Sayoko went and downed the rest of them, finishing lunch.
[2009-10-29 20:20:16] <Sayoko> "I, uh...I feel ok at the moment."
[2009-10-29 20:20:40] * Paisley_Sheri pocketed her pellets for now- she wasn't feeling hungry.
[2009-10-29 20:20:59] <Lamy> "Really? ...alright then..." Lamy couldn't help but hide a bit of dissapointment at Sayoko's answer.
[2009-10-29 20:21:06] <Lamy> "Anyways, if there aren't any more questions. We will begin the next test, I've borrowed this one from a famous doctor from another country. Almost as famous as Dr.Maxwell!" she laughed, "This should make you feel more at 'home' in your habitat."
[2009-10-29 20:21:34] * Sayoko joins the other maids, christ what next...
[2009-10-29 20:21:44] * Lamy presses a button which opens a door...something begins to step out...
[2009-10-29 20:21:53] * Elle peers over the couch...
[2009-10-29 20:22:27] <Lamy> "I call it! Mecha-Master!" Lamy announced proudly as a robotic machine with what looked like a metal ponytail and neck beard stepped out. "HELLO MAIDS."
[2009-10-29 20:22:27] <Paisley_Sheri> "Whaddya think our liege is talkin' about?"
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[2009-10-29 20:22:57] <Elle> "What...  The fuck..."
[2009-10-29 20:22:58] <Paisley_Sheri> "...!" She stared at the robotic clunker.
[2009-10-29 20:23:11] <Sorora> "Wh-what the...!?"
[2009-10-29 20:23:44] * Sayoko put a hand to her face, "Could this get any worse?"
[2009-10-29 20:24:48] <Lamy> "I'd like you girls to show Mecha-Master a rare ability maids sometimes have to show 'affection'." Lami noted out loud, "Please use Mecha-Master as an analogue for this test. You will be rated on how effective you perform naturally."
[2009-10-29 20:25:10] * Elle unicode stares at Lamy.
[2009-10-29 20:25:29] <Paisley_Sheri> "Ah... Y'know... thar's really only one robot ah can show mah affection fer..." She scratched her cheek warily, looking away from the Mecha-Master(tm).
[2009-10-29 20:25:47] <Sorora> "... I am so... so confused..."
[2009-10-29 20:25:56] <Sayoko> "I'm not so good with affection." Sayoko grimaced
[2009-10-29 20:27:26] <Lamy> "Well, please do try it regardless~"
[2009-10-29 20:27:35] <Lamy> "Banana, could you show them how it's done?"
[2009-10-29 20:27:46] <Elle> "It has a beard on its /NECK/"
[2009-10-29 20:29:12] <Lamy> "HELLO BANANA! HOW ARE ARE ARE ARE YOU?" Mecha-Master began to approach her, holding his arms out in what looked like a hug.
[2009-10-29 20:29:28] <Paisley_Sheri> "Well, some'n's gotta go an' do this..."
[2009-10-29 20:29:55] <Paisley_Sheri> "Ah, g'luck, Elle! They're a bit clingy at first~!"
[2009-10-29 20:30:40] * Elle blanches and backs away...  "M-my name isn't banana...!"
[2009-10-29 20:32:14] <Lamy> "PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG!" Mecha-Master slowly lumbered to Banana.
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[2009-10-29 20:34:02] * Paisley_Sheri calmly looked around the room as this happened. " 'ey... This room's pretty nice. D'ya think she uses this place fer 'erself?"
[2009-10-29 20:34:26] * Elle cringes and slowly moves towards 'Mecha-master,' and gives a shaky 'hug' while trying to keep her head away from the neck... :X
[2009-10-29 20:35:21] <Lamy> Mecha-Master lets out a bit of steam and backs away, a panel behind him pops open and a flag showing the number 7, shows up.
[2009-10-29 20:35:44] <Lamy> "Hmm, a 7/10. Good job Banana! Could Sigma or 136 step up next?"
[2009-10-29 20:36:39] * Sayoko looks to "Sigma", "You."
[2009-10-29 20:36:42] * Elle shudders and folds her arms, slithering out of the sight of the robot...
[2009-10-29 20:37:13] <Paisley_Sheri> "Na' bad," she blinked.
[2009-10-29 20:39:08] <Sorora> "I suppose I can go next..." She steps out...
[2009-10-29 20:39:56] <Elle> "Let's...  Just forget this ever happened."  She says in response to Paisley.
[2009-10-29 20:40:44] * Paisley_Sheri smiled with a laugh. "A course, swore on m' honor."
[2009-10-29 20:41:32] * Sorora crosses her arms demurely behind her back... she doesn't really want to hug that thing... she looks into it's 'eyes' instead, her own starting to glow hypnotically
[2009-10-29 20:42:06] <Elle> "Good..."  She says, curling up on the floor.
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[2009-10-29 20:42:42] <Lamy> Mecha-Master coughs up a bolt, which socks Sorora on the forehead. Steam escapes from his ears and he holds up a flag with 6 written on it.
[2009-10-29 20:42:57] <Sorora> "G-gaah!" She falls over, clutching her head
[2009-10-29 20:43:11] <Lamy> "Ooh, a 6 without even touching him? Very impressive Sigma! Could 136 go next?"
[2009-10-29 20:43:52] * Paisley_Sheri stands up and sits down beside Elle.
[2009-10-29 20:44:10] <Sayoko> "Yeah, yeah///
[2009-10-29 20:44:10] * Sayoko wondered how to approach this...
[2009-10-29 20:44:48] * Elle glances at Paisley and flicks her tongue...  "You want something?"
[2009-10-29 20:45:03] <Lamy> "20-B, mentally prepare yourself of course~" Lamy warned, she looked like the youngest one there, a maid in developpement? Kind of looked like a cocoon in that armor...a butterfly maid?
[2009-10-29 20:45:39] <Lamy> Mecha-Master waits patiently for Sayoko to show him some affection~
[2009-10-29 20:46:04] * Sayoko stepped in to hug the Mecha-Master, but ended giving him a friendzone pat on the back.
[2009-10-29 20:46:20] * Paisley_Sheri sighed, occasionally looking at the Mecha-Master. "Ah'm gonna have ta take m' turn fer this... Maybe ah can give 'im a good look like Sigma? Ah know Maya used ta do all that."
[2009-10-29 20:46:43] <Sayoko> "I'm sure you'll find a...Nice robot girl some...Day..."
[2009-10-29 20:46:46] * Sayoko coughed
[2009-10-29 20:46:53] <Lamy> Mecha-Master put down his arms with a dissapointed look, "MUST...FIND POOL..." he muttered and a flag written 1 flashed behind him.
[2009-10-29 20:47:03] * Elle shrugs.  She doesn't really know what Paisley's talking about now.
[2009-10-29 20:47:07] * Sayoko shrugged
[2009-10-29 20:47:40] <Paisley_Sheri> "Well, thanks fer listenin'." She brushed herself off and approached the robot.
[2009-10-29 20:47:52] <Lamy> "Alright 20-B, show us what you got!"
[2009-10-29 20:48:59] <Lamy> Mecha master still looked a bit dejected but waited for Paisley regardless, raising his arms up slightly.
[2009-10-29 20:49:03] * Paisley_Sheri gave the Mecha-Master a good smile. "Ah dunno why, but it feels like ah should have a sunflower fer ya. Sorry~"
[2009-10-29 20:49:49] <Lamy> Mecha Master lets out a bit of steam, "CUTE..." he said in a monotonous voice and flashes a 4 behind him.
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[2009-10-29 20:51:27] * Paisley_Sheri returned back to her spot and sat down again. "Tha' was easy."
[2009-10-29 20:51:30] <Lamy> "4, very respectable. Mecha-Master, you're done for now~" Lamy grinned at the notes she took and presses a button which opens the door Mecha Master came out of, he goes back without saying a word.
[2009-10-29 20:51:36] * Sorora groans and sits up, still just rubbing her forehead a little. "oww...."
[2009-10-29 20:53:13] * Sayoko folds her arms, a little annoyed
[2009-10-29 20:53:14] <Paisley_Sheri> "M'liege, why d'ya call me 20-B?"
[2009-10-29 20:53:17] <Lamy> "Alright, here are the standings! Banana with a 7, Sigma with a 6, 20-B with a 4 and 136 with a 1. Very mixed results, I'm pleasantly surprised by the variety of the sample. This will make testing you all the more interesting now that I know maids are not invincible!" Lamy looked rather enthusiastic and pressed a button, some plates with pellets attached one again surfaced for each maid.
[2009-10-29 20:54:16] * Sayoko pocketed the pellets
[2009-10-29 20:54:19] * Paisley_Sheri pocketed the pellets again. "These aren't gonna harm us, will they?"
[2009-10-29 20:54:46] <Lamy> "M'liege? Huh? Oh, probably not." What a reassuring thing!
[2009-10-29 20:55:54] <Paisley_Sheri> "...Alrigh'!"
[2009-10-29 20:56:01] <Lamy> "Anyways~ next test and last test before we call it a day. Let's try out your battling capabilities if you don't mind." Lamy pressed a button and suddenly alarm bells went off and flashes of red and yellow signaled danger to the maids.
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[2009-10-29 20:57:14] * Sayoko looked about, "Yeesh..."
[2009-10-29 20:57:27] <Paisley_Sheri> "Oh! Trainin'!"
[2009-10-29 20:57:45] * Sayoko managed to find a lead pipe. From where? Who cares.
[2009-10-29 20:58:01] * Paisley_Sheri unstrapped a shield bigger than herself from behind her back and with a smile.
[2009-10-29 20:59:12] =-= Ampersand is now known as Elle
[2009-10-29 20:59:30] <Sayoko> "Uhh, so what are we fighting..?"
[2009-10-29 21:00:04] * Elle unstraps her hand axe and 'stands' looking about...
[2009-10-29 21:00:04] <Sorora> "Oh no...!"
[2009-10-29 21:00:32] <Lamy> Suddenly, something gigantic falls infront of the maids, destroying the kitchen room entirely. Through the dust red eyes glow and a mechanical roar is heard! "METALLIC ROBOT! MECHA-MECHA!!" Lamy cheered out into the microphone!
[2009-10-29 21:01:23] <Lamy> A gigantic...washing machine, only way to describe it...with two large robotic arms appeared through the dust...it looked ridiculous.
[2009-10-29 21:01:26] <Elle> "...Redundant."  She states simply, as she faces the enemy.
[2009-10-29 21:01:45] <Paisley_Sheri> "H-how scary!"
[2009-10-29 21:02:42] <Sayoko> "Mecha...Mecha...Let's get this over with. Even if I do the best it's not likely I'll win. Not that I care."
[2009-10-29 21:03:03] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha charges! Battle begin!!!!
[2009-10-29 21:03:17] * Sorora produces... a mop! Seemingly from nowhere!
[2009-10-29 21:06:54] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha rushes forward and grabs Elle between it's two metallic hands and gives her a shock!!
[2009-10-29 21:07:58] * Elle vocalizes a potentially humorous noise as she's electrocuted...
[2009-10-29 21:08:33] <Lamy> "Mecha Mecha is actually a pretty nice one of my creations! I'm especially proud of his design!" the 10 year old cheered as Mecha Mecha simply let go of Elle so she could drop to the ground just a short bit away. He jumped back, as if waiting for his turn to come back...
[2009-10-29 21:09:20] * Elle shakily raises herself back up and readies her weapon...  Looking pretty disoriented.
[2009-10-29 21:09:24] <Paisley_Sheri> "Elle! Ah, yer gonna pay fer that one!"
[2009-10-29 21:09:51] * Sayoko swiped a bit, "Ehh...Whatever. Does anyone have a cigarette?"
[2009-10-29 21:10:27] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha actually shrugged, pulling out a cigarette from it's washing machine interior and flicking it at Sayoko.
[2009-10-29 21:12:34] <Sayoko> "Thanks...I swear, this isn't my day." Sayoko lit up, taking a seat. "I'll, uh...Try harder. Or something..."
[2009-10-29 21:12:52] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha flashes Sayoko a thumbs up.
[2009-10-29 21:13:18] * Sayoko couldn't help but return the gesture. She'd much rather hug him than Mecha-Master.
[2009-10-29 21:13:18] <Paisley_Sheri> "Y'know, ah almos' feel bad fightin' this'n."
[2009-10-29 21:13:26] <Sayoko> "Me too.."
[2009-10-29 21:13:29] * Sorora grips her mop tightly, squeezing tightly before she charges in, swinging her mop at the things body! "Yaaaah!"
[2009-10-29 21:15:42] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha raises up both of his massive arms to slow down Sorora's charge! However her vigorous attack could not be held back but such a paltry defense and he still takes a blow!
[2009-10-29 21:17:34] * Paisley_Sheri gripped onto her shield tightly as she moved forward to stab the robot with her arm, but it felt so wrong! She couldn't put any power into the attack.
[2009-10-29 21:18:09] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha casually moved the stab away from it's target. It wagged a finger left and right at Paisley.
[2009-10-29 21:18:35] <Lamy> "Don't go easy on him! He was built especially for this!" Lamy called out, still rather happy with her creation.
[2009-10-29 21:18:53] <Paisley_Sheri> "...Ah still dun like it!"
[2009-10-29 21:19:57] * Elle collects herself a bit, and tries to trick the robot with some fancy...  Tail-work, moving in to slash with her axe!
[2009-10-29 21:20:41] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha once again casually deflected the move with his left arm...was it cursed or something?!
[2009-10-29 21:21:22] * Paisley_Sheri saw her chance and swung forward at the right arm that was not being focused on!
[2009-10-29 21:22:43] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha hadn't expected them to actually attack his weakness! His right arm!! Some electricity emerges from the strike as severe damage is taken!
[2009-10-29 21:23:59] * Sayoko stood up, snubbing her cigarette, "Ok..."
[2009-10-29 21:24:45] * Sayoko took a slow jog forward, before making a half jump and swinging down at Mecha's right arm. "Sorry about this!"
[2009-10-29 21:25:47] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha's arm is hit with a crippling blow! Taking it off the robot entirely and making it land a bit away!! Mecha Mecha looked surprised! But he flashed another thumbs up to Sayoko in praise.
[2009-10-29 21:26:11] <Lamy> "Good work 136! It's nice to see you finally decided to show what you could do!" Lamy took notes happily~
[2009-10-29 21:27:41] * Sayoko gave a thumbs-up to Mecha, a hint of sadness in her eyes
[2009-10-29 21:28:51] * Elle slithers forward as quickly as she can manage, and with a "Sssssssshaaa!"  Hacks at Mecha Mecha's other arm.  /She/ doesn't seem all that bothered to fight it.
[2009-10-29 21:30:02] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha takes another severe blow! His powerful left arm seemingly not being able to roll higher then an 8----err, block heartfelt attacks! More sparks come out, Mecha Mecha recoils a bit from the blow, he now waits for the next attack.
[2009-10-29 21:30:49] * Sorora growls, tired of messing with this! She rushes forward again, swinging her mop mightily!
[2009-10-29 21:31:38] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha blocks the move despite the damage done to his left arm, stopping the broom mid attack and casually pushing Sorora away.
[2009-10-29 21:32:09] <Lamy> Suddenly, Mecha Mecha lashes out his left arm towards Paisley! He slams it right infront of her, creating a wave of electricity which shocks her!!
[2009-10-29 21:33:13] * Paisley_Sheri moved in surprise, but it really was too fast! The electricity coursed through her! "A-ahhh!"
[2009-10-29 21:34:48] <Elle> "..Ah!  Are you okay..?!"  She slithers a bit closer to Paisley.
[2009-10-29 21:36:16] * Paisley_Sheri knelt down. "Yeah... Ah'm fine," her heavy breaths began to calm, "ah'm tougher'n that!" She then held up her shield as an afterthought.
[2009-10-29 21:36:53] * Elle nods and turns back to the robot.
[2009-10-29 21:38:02] * Sorora stumbles a bit, grrr'ing angrily at that arm... how dare it so casually push her away! NOW she's mad! She hurls her mop at it like a spear!
[2009-10-29 21:39:24] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha's previous damage from the slice Elle performed, the broom hitting and cutting through the already opened cut and tearing it open! Making the entire arm fall off! Mecha Mecha had no hands left to thumbs up with.
[2009-10-29 21:40:42] <Paisley_Sheri> "Ah... Guess we better finish it fast."
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[2009-10-29 21:40:56] <Sorora> "Haha! That's what you get, you stupid robot!"
[2009-10-29 21:41:20] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha however suddenly jumps up from the ground! Despite not having arms! It's entire body falling where Sorora stood!
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[2009-10-29 21:41:49] * Elle simply hisses a little and coils up to strike...
[2009-10-29 21:42:01] <Sayoko> "Mecha..." she whispered
[2009-10-29 21:42:04] <Sorora> "AHH!" She cowers slightly as the robot comes at her, not even moving!
[2009-10-29 21:43:40] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha lands on top of Sorora, his entire weight falling upon her! He prepares his next move, jumping up in the air again and trying to land on Sayoko now!
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[2009-10-29 21:46:33] * Sayoko jumped out of the way, vaulting with her pipe.
[2009-10-29 21:47:28] * Sorora stands there, perfectly unharmed as Mecha Mecha jumps away! She looks as suprised as everyone else.
[2009-10-29 21:47:39] * Sayoko jumped onto Mecha's back after he fell and speared him in the back with her pipe, trying not to hit anything to vital. "Forgive me!"
[2009-10-29 21:47:47] <Sayoko> too*
[2009-10-29 21:48:35] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha took a severe blow, damage quite apparent by his slow shaking and electricity fizzling from his entire body! Looks like the next blow was the absolute last!
[2009-10-29 21:49:35] * Elle relaxes a little...  Things were going pretty smoothly, now.
[2009-10-29 21:49:40] * Paisley_Sheri rushed forward and stabbed her lance into Mecha Mecha. "Ye fought bravely."
[2009-10-29 21:50:35] <Lamy> Mecha Mecha freezes as the lance stabs through him, the alarm shuts off and suddenly, the red lights of his eyes dim and the electricity fizzling around him showing his signs of life shut down...
[2009-10-29 21:51:36] * Paisley_Sheri closed her eyes and pulled her hand away, it now turning back into a normal arm.
[2009-10-29 21:52:00] * Elle breathes a sigh of relief and returns her axe to her belt or whatever.
[2009-10-29 21:52:02] <Sayoko> "Mecha Mecha!" Sayoko put an arm on him, looking up to the screen, "...You're going to fix him, right!?"
[2009-10-29 21:52:34] <Lamy> "Wow, you guys completely owned him." Lamy nodded, she already took her notes during the fight and had a pencil on her ear. "Fix? Huh?"
[2009-10-29 21:53:00] <Sayoko> "Yeah, fix him!" Sayoko glared up at Lamy, "Fix him!!"
[2009-10-29 21:53:10] <Sayoko> "He did his job!"
[2009-10-29 21:53:19] <Lamy> "Oh right!! Pfft, no way I'm gonna fix him!"
[2009-10-29 21:53:26] <Lamy> "I'm gonna make him WAY BETTER!!"
[2009-10-29 21:53:28] <Sayoko> "What?!"
[2009-10-29 21:53:38] * Sayoko looked at Mecha
[2009-10-29 21:54:00] <Sayoko> "He's just fine the way he is.."
[2009-10-29 21:54:16] * Lamy starts numbering out the ways to make her creation even more powerful, rambling excitedly! "What you just fought was Mecha Mecha version 1! I can't wait to make him even tougher!!" she laughed, ignoring Sayoko while she ranted.
[2009-10-29 21:54:17] <Elle> "Do we get to leave now?"  She asks while looking up at the monitor.
[2009-10-29 21:54:41] <Paisley_Sheri> "Ye can upgrade 'is heart an' guts, but can't upgrade 'is heart."
[2009-10-29 21:54:49] <Lamy> "Oh right, almost forgot." Lamy pressed the energy pellet button and some came for each maid, with Paisley having a bit extra.
[2009-10-29 21:55:29] <Paisley_Sheri> "Wait a sec..." She paused to think about what she just said.
[2009-10-29 21:55:59] * Sayoko stashed the pellets, Lamy said that was the last thing right?
[2009-10-29 21:56:25] * Sorora sighs a little and goes to retrieve her mop... she just wants to leave!
[2009-10-29 21:56:50] <Lamy> "Right right! Geez, you girls are pretty affectionate towards Mecha Mecha! Man, poor Mecha Master..." Lamy sighed. "And yes, you can now leave. Please come back tomorrow for more tests!" she nods, "Oh right, man I'm forgetful." she presses a button and...
[2009-10-29 21:57:17] <Lamy> From the same place the pellets come from, a huge wad of cash is waiting for each maid. The equivalent for one month's pay was done in just...one day!
[2009-10-29 21:57:29] =-= Jene is now known as Pasta
[2009-10-29 21:57:39] <Elle> "..."  She quickly and quietly snatches up her cash.
[2009-10-29 21:57:55] * Sayoko piled up the cash, "...Not bad..."
[2009-10-29 21:57:58] <Lamy> "Let's not deal with taxes and such. You can keep the cash as is! You were really helpful!" Lamy looked excited about her results, she was VERY pleased!!
[2009-10-29 21:58:34] <Lamy> "So, I'll be waiting tomorrow! Come by nice and early for more tests!" she smiled, and the screen turned off. A trap door opened beneath the maids.
[2009-10-29 21:58:35] <Elle> "Where's the exit?"  She asks casually, looking around.
[2009-10-29 21:58:41] <Sorora> "... Wh-whoa!"
[2009-10-29 21:58:42] * Sayoko stashed the pay, guess she had no choice but to come ba--
[2009-10-29 21:58:46] <Sayoko> "FFfffffffuuuuuuuu--"
[2009-10-29 21:58:52] * Paisley_Sheri slung the shield around her back again and turned away from the money. "Ah'll have y'know ah won--" she fell!
[2009-10-29 21:59:26] <Lamy> The maids get tossed back outside on the front door! Paisley's pile of money followed and landed on her lap.
[2009-10-29 21:59:28] * Elle scrambles at the edge of the trap door, but slips in at last!  "Nooooooooooo!"
[2009-10-29 21:59:50] * Elle blinks as she finds herself outside.  "O-oh."
[2009-10-29 22:00:13] * Paisley_Sheri placed the cash aside. "...She ent gonna take these collars off?"
[2009-10-29 22:00:48] * Elle finally notices them, and starts tugging at hers frantically...!
[2009-10-29 22:00:51] <Lamy> The collars fall off at that moment, as soon as they land on the ground...they actually scurry away!
[2009-10-29 22:00:59] <Elle> *remembers them
[2009-10-29 22:01:18] * Sayoko shakes her head, "...She certainly pays well."
[2009-10-29 22:01:25] * Elle hisses...  "I don't think I'm coming back here..."
[2009-10-29 22:01:30] * Sayoko stands back up stretching
[2009-10-29 22:01:41] <Sayoko> "Could be worse."
[2009-10-29 22:01:44] <Paisley_Sheri> "Well... Ah dun think this be tha right place fer atonement."
[2009-10-29 22:02:12] <Paisley_Sheri> "Oh? Elle, can ah tag along with ya fer a while?"
[2009-10-29 22:02:47] * Elle blinks at Paisley.  "...Sure, why not?"  She shrugs and waves her over.
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[2009-10-29 22:03:58] <Sorora> "... that... was kind of scary..." She looks at her money though... maybe it's worth it? Just maybe...
[2009-10-29 22:05:04] * Paisley_Sheri smiles and cheerfully jumps on the other girl into a hug! "It'll be an adventure!"
[2009-10-29 22:05:11] =-= Lamy is now known as Naya|Sleep
[2009-10-29 22:06:02] * Sayoko walks off, "Guess I'll see you. Or not. Who knows."
[2009-10-29 22:06:53] <Paisley_Sheri> "Bye, Miss!"