azure/solaris/anon rp: jadejaneroxyvris slobeaster

Solaris: I think Easter is very underutilized as a FA hoiday
Solaris: It's always the Fall trio of Halloween, Thanksgiving, and XMas
Solaris: But Easter has fucktons of camdy
Solaris: Plus bunny ears, which are adorable on burpy galsp
azure: jade asks what an easter is
azure: dave sarcastically tells her its a glorified cake and booze party
azure: she takes this seriously
anon: lol
Solaris: Just the image of Jane's Jade in bunny mears is so cutey :D
anon: Jade at ALL they candy
anon: *ate
Solaris: Well the half that Jane didn't
Solaris: I just want those two
Solaris: As fat sister/clone twins
Solaris: Maybe mAkInG oUt A lItTlE :O)
azure: fat burpy messy chocolate-covered clone twins in playboy bunny outfits
Solaris: Yesssssssssss
Baro: asdlfkjasldfawright
Solaris: Roxy just trying to sneak a feel of them both
azure: the question is what did they even eat
azure: last i checked chocolate doesnt make girls burpy
Solaris: It's alcohol spiked chocolate
Solaris: Which is very common outside of the US
azure: so drunk fat burpy sloppy bunny sisters
azure: why can i see this ending with the chocolate pile being replaced with the bunnygirl pile
Solaris: Mm
anon: lol
anon: nice
azure: also jade is part dog now so her tummy cant handle chocolate very well
azure: and she requires jane to comfort her
Baro: rofl
Solaris: I love this group
Solaris: So much
Solaris: Vriska's there too
Solaris: She doesn't know what Easter is
Solaris: She just wants to be included
anon: Vriska eats 8 cakes
azure: technically she only eats four and manages to smear the other four all over her body
Solaris: And 88 creme eggs
anon: She hogs Roxy's keg and gets all gassy
azure: jade complains under her breath about the smell of vriska's gas
azure: jane has to austipisce
azure: :V
anon: lol
anon: Vriska farts or burps with each step
azure: to be fair it isnt like jade's a delicate flower herself
azure: but hers just smell like sugar
anon: moving makes Vriska sweat profusly so she sits down next to Jade
azure: jade growls at her and just scoots away
azure: jane just sighs
anon: Roxy laughs and burps from being so drunk
azure: also the bunny suit jade's wearing is actually doing a decent job of holding all of her tummy in
azure: although its strarting to get really tight
anon: It's making he sweat
azure: very much so
azure: between the tightness and the rubbery materia;l
anon: Jade scratched her butt crack. It's tight down there too
azure: not to mention the room is kind of warm since they're all giving off body heat
Solaris: She just scratches it reflexively
azure: so jade is practically overheating before too long
Solaris: Rapidly
Solaris: Still wearing her tight suit
Solaris: Basically every time Jade gets itxhy
Solaris: Everyone can see her camtie
azure: vriska decides to play a little game
azure: see how many bottles of coke it takes before jade's so swollen her suit bursts
anon: She farts and burps as she downs the cokes
anon: Roxy decides that she isn't drunk enough for this and drinks more
azure: vriska severely underestimates the bunny suit
azure: it still hasnt broken and jade's so full of gas and sloshy coke it hurts
azure: and the pain is only making her sweat more
Solaris: Then she expels a fart so potent yhe suit bursts like a water valve
Solaris: Sweaty fat cascades Everywhere
azure: her stomach expands to almost twice its size from inside the suit
Solaris: As does ecerything else
anon: Jade lets out a chain of farts
anon: for relief
Solaris: The obly thing intact is the ears, sheepily crooked
azure: every time jade passes gas her tummy seems to get a bit smaller
azure: although even empty it's huge
anon: Jane pats Jade's stumoch, causing her to burp and fart at the same time
Solaris: Her ass remains lardy and large
azure: jade just whimpers and asks if she can keep doing that
Solaris: Her panties are ever so slightly damp
anon: yes
Solaris: Unfortunate everyone noticed it because she's in nothing but her space panties
azure: jane is displeased at her nudity
azure: unfortnatuely she can't seem get get jade to actually fit in a new bunnysuit
azure: just standing up makes jade sweat at this point
anon: Vriska is laughing and burbing. She nudges Jade
azure: she just scowls at her while jane bends down as best she can to try and pull the new suit up jade's thighs
anon: jane bends over and farts very loudly, and is extremely embarassed
Solaris: Her gas is genetically passed on from Jane
azure: the fact that she's so embarassed sends vriska into hysterics
azure: jane tries to ignore her and starts the arderous task of squishing jade's belly into the suit
Solaris: And all of this contact is making the slob genes go knto hyperdrive
anon: by now the room smells like rotten girly ass
azure: which isnt helped by the fact that roxy hasn't once farted
azure: which means her tummy is full of gas thats building up worse
anon: Roxy moans a bit
anon: "fcuk"
azure: jane sighs and waddles over to her, asking if she's ok
Solaris: They would open a window, but they forgot to instsll some
Solaris: Whoops
azure: roxy's insides feel like they're on fire by this point
anon: lol
Solaris: Why doesn't she fart?
Solaris: Roxy is prob the most slobby gorl in canon
azure: she does
azure: she just hadnt yet
Solaris: Roxy's gas is actually slightly mutated, in that it's sn aphrodesac
Solaris: A side effect of radiation and experiments
azure: it doesnt help that its easily the worst-smelling on account of all the booze
anon: She's ready to blow any minute
azure: when she does it isn't pretty
azure: when she does there's a long, low, deep grumbling from her stomach
azure: and she just rips gigantic, uncontrollable belches and farts simultaniously
Solaris: Just blushing insanely because she's doing to her bff/crush
azure: by the time it ends the room is significantly more humid
Solaris: And warm
Solaris: Snd laced with love toxin
anon: Vriska has coke spilt all over her and his bloated like crazy
anon: She fats in Roxy's direction to retaliate
anon: "you like that?"
azure: jade decides she isnt going to take vriska being bossy anymore
azure: stomps up to her and rips a deep, brassy belch in her face
Solaris: She fats in Roxy's direction
Solaris: Ha
anon: She does that next
anon: Vriska runs to the bathroom.
Solaris: And she's now black crushing on Jade a little
Solaris: For being the only girl more bossy and intimdating then Vriska herself
azure: jane's still a bit embarassed
azure: roxy is quiet and embarassed from blasting jane
azure: jade just slams her ass down on the floor and sighs, still a big bloated and indigested from all the coke and entire bare body slick with sweat
anon: They can hear Vriska in the bathroom peeing and echoed farts from inside the toilet
azure: with the amount of gas she puts out they all decide to not use the bathroom
azure: at least for a while
azure: jane decides to try and break the ice by offering jade a tummy rub
azure: since shes part-dog
Solaris: Luckily they can make more bathrooms
Solaris: That won't be awkward at all!
Solaris: The tummy rubbing
kingkalamari1: wooooooooo
anon: Vriska waddles out, covered in sweat, and says that the bathroom is toasted
azure: they all give her "no shit" glances
Solaris: It looks like the Green Sun exploded in the room
Solaris: And it somehow smells WORSE then just rotted lady derriere
azure: roxy drunkenly decides now would be a wonderful time to play with jade's belly
anon: Jane moans as she can feel more gas coming on
Solaris: For Roxy Lalonde, every time is a good type to fomdle
anon: Jade burps a bit
azure: roxy grins and starts being a bit rougher with jade's belly
azure: tries to get some more gas out
azure: its a bit hard considering it's damp with sweat
anon: Jade lets out a monster fart, and barks, causing Jane to jump and belch
Solaris: A chain reaction of gas ensues again
anon: Vriska: Don't bark at your own farts, Jade
Solaris: 8ark
azure: roxy instantly noticed jane's burp
azure: decides to lay the ~*~smooth lalonde mvoes~*~ on her
Solaris: She has girl gas senses
azure: and by that i mean she shuffles up behind jane and starts squeezing and groping her lower belly from behind
Solaris: Finely honed
Solaris: Jane doesn't say yes, but she doesn't say no
Solaris: *wonk*
azure: shes just sort of paralyzed and trying not to fart on roxy
anon: trying so hard
Solaris: Teeth bitten into lip adorably
azure: roxy just wants to see how gassy jane can really be
azure: wonk
anon: Jane moans some, which turns on Roxy
kingkalamari1: i see you guys are having intelligent discussion
azure: of course
Solaris: Dhe tries to kiss Janey, which is hard
Solaris: Being behind her and all
anon: Roxy nibbles Jane's ear
azure: jane can feel the gas building inside her
azure: and her face is turning red and she's sweating trying to keep it in
Solaris: It's hard to NOT feel Harley/Crocker gas
anon: Jane grabs her stomach in a war to try to contain it
Solaris: A legendary war, known of course as
Solaris: The battle of the bulge 8)
anon: Vriska laughts at the narration and farts
kingkalamari1: *badum shhh*
anon: Jade raises an eyebrow
Solaris: Vriska is her own comedic drum solo
azure: jane eventually decides she can't hold it in any more
azure: takes a deep breath
azure: and just lets it go
anon: there was an explosion
Solaris: The resulting gas expulsion can be heard all the way in LE's pocket dimensiob
Solaris: It's that loud
azure: roxy is knockned down
anon: Jane: omg
azure: roxy's just like WOO
anon: Vriska: >::::O
anon: Jade's enhanced dog nose makes her want to vomit
Solaris: I thought hersense of dmell was deadened due to smelling her own farts
Solaris: Guess I was wrong
azure: jane just sort of shrinks away in embarassment
 azure: roxy just pounces her
Solaris: Pounces?
Solaris: Oh right
Solaris: Roxy just starts snuggling that huge cake furled explosion factory
anon: Vriska grabs another beer
azure: jane's still kind of embarassed so jade waddles over to try and comfort her
azure: even though it ends up as less of a comfort hug and more of a sweaty belly flop
Solaris: And sad whimpering
azure: this inadverntly squishes roxy between jade and jane
azure: and she could not be happier
anon: Vriska feels jealous and gets in on the hug. four sweaty blobs of fat all huddled together
Solaris: Jade: i know that feeling, nanna! :'(
azure: roxy is crushed between multiple mounds of fat gross sweaty blobgirls
azure: all the weight and pressure is making her sweaty
Solaris: And aroused
Solaris: Those panties are GUSHING
azure: vriska notices
azure: and coyly asks if she'd like any coke
Solaris: Roxy just flushes redder then KK's blood and nods
kingkalamari1: ( skype lagged a little and made a fart noise)
kingkalamari1: (semi-related)
azure: thus begins the great roxy coke chuggening
anon: Roxy's wetness brushed against Jane's leg
Solaris: Basically even Roxy's cunt is drooling
Solaris: Nevermjnd the rest of her
anon: This was the best day of her life
Solaris: Considering how the Great Easter Stuffing Olympics was her idea
azure: jane playfully reaches her fat arms under roxy's breasts and squeezes to see if roxy burps any
Solaris: She better be happy
anon: Roxy lets out some chain burps
azure: meanwhile jade is peeling roxy's bunnysuit from her bloated torso
azure: the sweat and smell is impressive
anon: Roxy blushes
Solaris: To contrast with most of the girls, Roxy is primarily top heavy, as opposed to Jane's pear shspe and Jade and Vriska's belly based figures
azure: jane works roxy form behind
azure: jade from the front
azure: vriska keeps the coke coming
azure: they unianimously agree that since it was roxy's idea to start with its only fair she gets to be bloated like a swollen gassy sloshy blimp to her maximum capacity
anon: Vriska stuffs Roxy with more cake and washes it down with coke
Solaris: Roxy pretends to be scared and surprised
Solaris: But she's been waiting for them to return the favor
anon: Vriska: Hahahahahahahaha eat your cake!!!!!!!!
azure: by the time they're done roxy's gut is significant rounder and sticks out much further
azure: and it makes dizzingly loud glorping and slooshing sounds
Solaris: Roxy: oh nooooo (oh yeeeeeaaaaaaghhhhhh)
Solaris: She just looks at her food baby belly and smiles flirtily
azure: roxy knew three things at that point
azure: a) she was seriously going to need a bathroom break before long
azure: b) she was going to be extremely gassy for a while
azure: c) she needed to get some of that gas out right now
anon: Jane and Jade both rub he belly
Solaris: And Vriska starts caressing her inflated bazooms
azure: when she does let rip with farts and burps they're disgustingly wet and deep from all the cake and coke and booze mixing in her gut
anon: Roxy moans a bit more
colwag: I'm just going to watch this develop.
Solaris: Man, this would look and be sooooo weird
azure: i was about to say i can only wonder what col's thinking right now