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Sport Fucking

Mar 23rd, 2016
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  1. Covet: -Cadence was leaning against the counter looking at the different packages in the glass container. She'd bought a cookie and was munching on it while she browsed, listening to whatever record was playing today-
  2. Tsaaq: Remy came out of the bathroom and walked out towards the front before seeing Cadence. "Oh cool. You're here. Who rang you up? Him?" He asked in a fairly lazy tone as he pointed at Frankie then crossed his arms over his chest.
  3. Covet: I am here -she grinned at him taking another bite of the cookie- I asked Frankie if it was cool for you to ring me up once you got back, he grunted a response which I translated to a yes. I still have the package -she told him sliding it across the counter-
  4. Tsaaq: "You can just have it." Remy said with shrug then scooped some of his strands of hair from his face. "It's on the house." His voice dropped to a whisper as he started punching things into the system then shifted his gaze to her. "So what's up?"
  5. Covet: Aww, Well thank you. -she finished off the cookie and licked her fingers off- Nothing much. Just came to pick up, see what new stuff you had in stock, and of course to come see your sexy ass. -she told him with a wink-
  6. Tsaaq: He let out a yawn, covering his mouth with his hand then lowering it with a squint of his eyes. "Stop." Remy chuckled. "I talked to Brad today we're probably going to do some shit and it'll be good. I'm saving up for an open bar at Beer Goggles so everybody can drink, all that fun shit." He said as he went to changed the vinyl on the record player, causing a record skip sound to occur.
  7. Covet: Can't Stop, Won't Stop. -Cadence told him sticking her tongue out at him- Oh yeah? Sweet. I can't wait to see what you two come up with. -she watched him as he changed the record out- I'll help pitch in for it if you need. Open bar sounds perfect.
  8. Tsaaq: He shook his head at Cadence then rose his free hand at her. "No, stop I can do it. I got this." Remy said abruptly. "It's in April, I have a shit ton of time if I don't blow my dough in Mexico or anything. Plus the money I already have saved from the illegal drug dealing. Well.. It's dwindling but it's there." He began to ramble then shrugged. "I already know what song we're doing I just have to practice and shit." Remy gave her a nod then put on another record and let it start to play as he stepped away. "Should be legit."
  9. Covet: Alright. -she said with a smile- I've still got to do some shopping for Mexico, I need a couple new bikinis that actually fit the girls better. -she told him reaching up to grab her boobs- My arm candy game will be on point. Do we want to drive again or fly down this time? -she asked him- What song are you going to do for Hayley?
  10. Tsaaq: "The great thing about being a guy is I can pretty much wear the same shit from last year and nobody will say shit." He laughed. "I don't know. Maybe this year we can fly? Even though driving down was a lot of fun." Remy answered, his eyes settling on her breasts in sync with her grab. "Uh." He paused a moment then cleared his throat loudly. "It's 'Never Too Late' by Three Days Grace. It's not just random there's like, a whole story to it. She'll remember when I sing it to her. It'll make feels." Remy explained.
  11. Covet: I mean, I could...cause I don't give a fuck what people think, but I'm overdue for a new suit or two anyways. -Cadence nodded at him- We can fly down. Get drunk on the plane trip down. Have tacos waiting for us when we get there? -she said raising an eyebrow at him, then melted when he said it was for the feels- Aww, That's going to be sweet. She's going to be pissed if you make her cry.
  12. Tsaaq: He shrugged his shoulders, walking around the counter and glancing back at Frankie before going to stand beside her. "Sounds fun, I can look online for flights and shit maybe... Fair warning I am not the best airplane buddy. I get pretty cranky. Like that means anything though I'm always cranky." He laughed then ran his fingers through her hair a moment. "Oh, she's gonna cry but it's okay. She'll forgive me, shut up I'm not that sweet. I'm hard and rough... Like an old rug." Remy said playfully.
  13. Covet: Make them nice ones, first class, we can use some of the leftover miles that your parents didn't use on their hotel. That might help ease the crankiness. The seats are way more comfier and you get more space. -she told him with a grin- I'll help make it better. -Cadence chuckled at his hard and rough comment- I wouldn't say like an old rug, but you can be pretty hard and rough.
  14. Tsaaq: "You got it. I've never flown first class before." Remy smirked, giving a thumbs up. "Oh of course you'd say that shit." He started to laugh again. "I don't know what piece of furniture I can liken to my personality then." He went over to the window, making sure they were shut.
  15. Covet: It's definitley going to improve your look on flights. -she said then thought for a moment- A homeade, amish table. That's hard and I imagine rough....Or a Marble counter top? -she said turning around to lean against the counter- But that's rather smooth...course...you're rather smooth. So it fits.
  16. Tsaaq: Remy shook his head in protest. "You're lying!" He said with a cackle. "I am not smooth. I am the worst. I didn't start having sober sex with chicks until I got here. I don't think you knew that though. So I guess to you I'm a regular cassanova." He turned to look at Cadence.
  17. Covet: Oh sweetie I wasn't talking about your lines, I was talking about your body. -she teased him, sticking her tongue out at him- However, I'm not a big fan of smooth lines. I've always been a sucker for cheesy pick up lines and bad bedroom talk.
  18. Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows and went to lift his shirt a little and laughed. "Ohhhhhhh." Remy whispered. "You know I used to have abs? Once upon a time, when I was like eighteen. They're sort of still floating around here." He said, going to rub his stomach. "Well I'm full of bad bedroom talk and cheesy pick up lines so you've hit the jackpot there, Cupcake."
  19. Covet: -She bit her lip watching him lift up his shirt- Really? Stoner munchies hid them? -she said with a chuckle then brought her hand down in a fist- Score. But I kinda already knew that. You've always made my meat suit dewey, Stud. -she told him walking over to him to put her hands on his body-
  20. Tsaaq: "I don't know, honestly. It's not like I got fat surprisingly they just sort of stopped wanting to hang around." He shrugged, keeping his shirt up. "Your meat suit? Jesus Christ, Day." Remy chuckled. "Why does that sound like a line in a Diablo Cody movie?" He asked, staring down at her hands.
  21. Covet: It's something a demon says on this TV show. An angel pretending to be a pizza man gets all up on her and she isn't expecting it. I don't know if I've watched a Diablo Cody movie. Enlighten me oh marbled one -she told him dragging her nails over his bare skin-
  22. Tsaaq: He rose his eyebrows a bit and slowly went to look her in the face. "Juno and Jennifer's Body. I only know about the second one cause Hayley likes that movie." Remy shrugged. "Apparently I need to catch up on my TV though, jesus. Meat suit." He murrtered, making a face.
  23. Covet: Oh Shit, yeah I've totally watched those. Wow I suck at directors. That line might have been in Jennifer's Body too though -she said pointing at Remy, tilting her head- Wait, does that mean you watched Juno of your own volition?
  24. Tsaaq: Remy patted her head. "She's a writer but it's okay. You don't have to be an expert on useless shit." He chuckled and let his hand linger on the back of her head. "Ellen Page is pretty amazing okay. I'd watch her floss for fifteen dollars." He said, looking over at Frankie and scoffing. "We should probably head out."
  25. Covet: -She sighed as her face dropped- See...Horrible at this. -she threw her hands up in the air and looked at him- Yeah, I'd probably pay to watch that too. She's hot. -She looked over at Frankie as well- We just gonna leave him to count down the till when he wakes up and what not? -she asked Remy before walking towards the door-
  26. Tsaaq: "Yeah he'll be fine and if he fucks it up I can fix it up when I come in the afternoon tomorrow." Remy told her, putting his arm around her waist and kissing her neck before going to get his coat and shit.
  27. Covet: -she shudderd and grinned at him- Hey now, you keep that up and we might not make it home at a decent time. -she said then hit the elevator button walking in and leaning against the side wall with her foot stopping the door from closing while she waited for Remy to get in-
  28. Tsaaq: He jogged into the elevator and took her hand to pull her in with him, not letting go of her fingers. "We'll make it." Remy said with a chuckle, leaning on the wall of the elevator as it went down. "Just resist." He nudged her.
  29. Covet: Easier said than done -she responded as she fell against him, looking up at him- I mean, even the elevator is tempting...Maybe we could have some fun in the one at the house -Cadence suggested raising her brows- I think I can contain myself just barely that long. -she told him before getting back out and making her way to her vehicle so she could get him home to do god knows what.-
  30. Tsaaq: ((They're almost up to their original speed of sport fucking I think lol.))
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