G.G. Allin and the Jenkem Lab in Kingstree

GG Allin received a call from the Kingstree Fire Marshal, who requested that he come to the city to address a pressing matter. Upon his arrival, GG was taken to the apartment complex where Andromeda's Anus had become a favorite among the residents. As soon as he stepped out of the car, GG could smell the distinctive odor of jenkem in the air.

The Fire Marshal led GG up to the third floor, where a group of residents had set up a makeshift jenkem lab in an attempt to recreate Andromeda's Anus. But their attempts had been unsuccessful, and the vats they were using were leaking jenkem down into the apartments below. The stench was overpowering, and GG could see that the floors and ceilings were stained with the substance.

GG explained to the Fire Marshal that jenkem was not the same as the carbonated diarrhea he had discovered on Mars, and that it was impossible to recreate the drink without Martian colon material and the water from the Tehuacan Crater. He also warned that the jenkem being produced in the apartment complex was not only dangerous but also illegal.

The Fire Marshal thanked GG for his explanation and promised to take action to shut down the jenkem lab and clean up the affected apartments. GG, for his part, promised to work with the residents to find a safe and legal way to enjoy Andromeda's Anus, perhaps by bringing some of the drink back with him on his next trip to Mars.

With the situation resolved, GG said his goodbyes to the Fire Marshal and the residents of Kingstree, feeling both relieved and a little sad. He had hoped that his discovery of carbonated diarrhea would bring joy and excitement to the people of Earth, but he now realized that it was a delicate and complicated matter that needed to be handled with care. As he boarded his spaceship and prepared for his next journey, GG wondered what other surprises the universe had in store for him.