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Monster-girls 2020

January 1st, 2018 the world was shaken by the sudden appearance of a new continent in the pacific. It appeared suddenly without warning, and caught the world by storm. Satellite imagery seemed unable to pierce the clouds above it, which never seemed to move off the land. Planes that attempted to fly over it would mysteriously disappear, lost to radar, GPS, and all currently known methods, the passengers never heard from again. Ships too learned to steer clear.

May 20th, 2018, the world is shocked to learn that the President of the United States, Donald J Trump, has made contact with inhabitants of the new continent. Empress Desdemona of the Free Umbral Kingdoms greeted the world on this day, and revealed the existence of Monster-Girls to the people. Over the next few months, debate is had between the growing Far-Left and Far-Right movements about what this might mean in terms of geopolitics. This is quickly forgotten as Impeachment hearings start for the President of the United States.

July 2nd, 2018 in a show of good faith, Empress Desdemona releases all persons gone missing due to flying into the territory of the FUK. These individuals return to their families and lives, save that their governments bring them in to inquire about the mysterious new land. Satellite is unable to penetrate the clouds and the FUK has warned that planes and ships will still be detained.

July 29th, 2018 strange reports are gathered about those who have returned to their home countries. Abductions, disappearances, of not only the individuals, but their families and friends too. This is largely suppressed, but the internet finds a way.

August 23rd, 2018 Major scandals have bankrupted Hollywood, Major studios are bought out by Investors from the FUK.

August 24th, 2018 The FUK has partnered with Japan to introduce a cultural exchange program, the first of its kind. It mentions that it would like to do the same in South Korea, China, Russia, Europe, Canada, and the US.

October 1st, 2018 the internet is enamored with cute pictures of Monster-Girls with Japanese boyfriends. Hikimora, Otaku, and Herbivore men seem to be popular with them. Many remark on the boyfriend’s homeliness.

October 11th, 2018 Major newspapers and websites bemoan the fetishization taking place of Monster-Girls, attempts are made to push them as a symbol of female empowerment and rumors are placed that the FUK is a Fat dykes paradise.

October 13th, 2018 A website named “The Daily Ratatoskr News” is launched. Its first article attacks the previous assumption that the FUK is Fat dykes, and attacks feminism as a concept altogether. Controversy spreads as it is revealed that this website is hosted inside the FUK.

October 20th, 2018 All porn mysteriously vanishes from the internet. Nations panic, as conspiracy theories abound. The implications are massive, and the leading theory is a virus that can somehow look at a picture and know what is in it, and then delete all history of it.

October 25th, 2018 South Korea is the second nation to join the cultural exchange program with the FUK.

October 31st,2018 Japan’s exchange program has led to every single exchange participant becoming married. Controversy arises over some individuals demanding to marry more than one spouse. Japan stands firm and declares polygamy illegal. The FUK offers for the couples to live in their country, where polygamy is legal.

November 5th, 2018 Majority of South Korean Pop Stars reveal they have taken a mysterious substance that has turned them into Monster-Girls. This stirs Fat dykes debate as the EU, and UN denounce the FUK, who they claim was responsible for the porn-wipe of 8/20/17. FUK denies the claim. Far-Right sentiment towards the FUK is extremely positive.

November 10th, 2018 Anti-FUK sentiment is stirred up by Europe as (((journalists))) write about problematic cultural norms observed in videos from South Korea and Japan.

November 11th, 2018 Several Neo-cons condemn the FUK as a foreign power using the cultural exchange program to conquer nations. Japan denounces this, claiming great inroads between their people.

November 15th, 2018 the internet is taken by storm as President Donald Trump signs a cultural exchange program with the Free Umbral Kingdoms.

November 19th, 2018 Baron Trump is seen with a Danuki, holding her hand.

November 22nd, 2018 The Great American Wall is finished. Mexico declares it will cease to trade with the USA, and calls on others to join it. No one does.

November 27th, 2018 Sweden falls to civil war. Reasons and particulars are not reported on

November 30th,2018 France falls to civil war. Reasons and particulars are not reported on.

December 7th, 2018 Britain falls to civil war as parliament is bombed. President Trump declares that the United States will take European refugees. Certain people attempt to declare him a hypocrite. It is largely ineffective.

December 10th, 2018 More European nations fall to anarchy. Germany declares that it is attempting peacekeeping by sending in troops to help stabilize.

December 22nd, 2018 Europe is in anarchy, several million Europeans have fled to the US and Canada, though Canada is welcoming more brown refugees than native Europeans, while America is prioritizing Native Europeans.

December 25th, 2018 Empress Desdemona appears on a commercial ad asking eligible men in America to come move to the Free Umbral Kingdoms as the world’s first glimpses of the land appear in snippets. It is Christmas themed, and largely family-friendly, but it is not unnoticed that a particular emphasis on white bachelors is what’s desired.

January 2nd, 2019 Several movies are released with an emphasis on interspecies romance, People take note that this is propaganda. Large amount of men do not care. The Left seethes, as it is attacked as a tool of the patriarchy.

February 5th, 2019 Several Christian organizations band against the new movies due to incest plot-lines and Ephebophilia being portrayed extremely positively. The public is largely unconcerned due to desensitization by Game of Thrones. Fox News is bought out by a FUK citizen. A Kitsune, with ties to several K-pop stars.

February 14th, 2019 Monster Date, the monster-girl dating app launches in America.

March 3rd, 2019 A Netflix alternative called Love-Stream is introduced, with all original shows and cartoons produced in the FUK. It’s a smash hit.

April 14th, 2019 Europe is largely conquered by the Muslim horde. Russia declares it will intervene and accuses German forces of deliberately handing over Europe to the Muslims.

April 15th, 2019 Germany accuses Russia of attempting to seize land in crises, calls on the US to intervene. Israel calls for the same.

April 17th, 2019 President Trump issues a warning to Putin but also declares the United States will not go to war with Russia

April 18th, 2019 Angela Merkel is assassinated, Germany blames Russia.

April 23rd, 2019 Germany declares that it will declare war on Russia if it enters any country’s airspace.

April 24th, 2019 Russia declares it will not go into Europe unless provoked.

April 25th, 2019 All are surprised when Empress Desdemona declares that the FUK will be reconquering Europe for the European diaspora. The remaining eastern European countries condemn the action as does Germany and Russia. Turkey declares that it will “protect Europe from these vile Demons” should she go through with it. Several other Muslim countries spout much the same lies. President Trump is noticeably absent among the voices.

April 27th, 2019 President Trump declares that he will be in talks with Empress Desdemona

May 1st, 2019 Empress Desdemona rescinds her claim.

May 14th, 2019 Monster Dates has more recorded number of marriages in the shortest time of any dating site or app. In only 2 months, 7 million marriages have resulted. Monster Date sees release in Japan and South Korea as well.

May 21st, 2019 CNN is bought out by a company in the FUK, and renamed MNN Monster News Network.

July 2nd, 2019 Eastern European Nations reveal that they have banded together and formed The European League of Solidarity, or ELS to combat all Muslim incursions. Turkey calls it a poor attempt to create another crusade. Israel condemns it as Europe is going through a “civil war” that has nothing to do with Islam.

July 3rd, 2019 FUK enters into exchange programs with Mexico, Russia, India, China, Saudi Arabia, and Canada.

July 4th, 2019 South Korean girls are the forefront of a new trend, called “Monsterization” with 78% of all women in the nation monsterizing. Japan’s birth rates hit 4.5 per family. Majority of them Monster-Girls. This leads to concern among some, stating that the children are nearly 90% women and that this may lead to long term demographic changes that are unwelcome. Fat dykess rejoice initially.

July 7th, 2019 Several bombs go off in Russia, killing 578. No one claims responsibility, but the perpetrators where French-born Muslims.

July 10th, 2019 The FUK rescinds the cultural exchange programs in India and Saudi Arabia, this causes many memes as the internet revels in the fact that even Monster-Girls can’t stand Pajeets and Kebabs.

July 29th, 2019 The FUK releases a brand-new website called “Mail Order Husband” In America, China, Japan, Russia, South Korea and Canada. It tells men that they are greatly desired in the Umbral Kingdoms and to sign up to move there and experience paradise. It is heavily shilled by Fox News, MNN, and in the app Monster Dates.

August 15th, 2019 the number of men signing up to “Mail Order Husband” hits 3 million. The Alt-right condemns men who sign up as abandoning the fight for their home. The Left lambasts it as misogynistic, pretending to be misandrist. It’s scantily clad women and overt “worship” of men is pointed to.

October 3rd, 2019 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un opens peace talks with South Korea, wanting to reunite the land peacefully. A mysterious woman is photographed with him.

November 19th, 2019 Korean unification begins.

December 5th, 2019 Western Europe is lost, and is now controlled by Abdul Abbasi, who claims this to be the second coming of the Ottoman Empire. “United Eurabia”

December 23rd, 2019 Russia declares war against the newly established “United Eurabia”

December 25th, 2019 Turkey declares war on Russia.

December 28th, 2019 The ELS declares solidarity with Russia, and declares war on Turkey

January 1st, 2020 Story Begins.

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