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- Robin Williger.
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- He is a 15-year-old freshman
- from Racine, Wisconsin.
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- He enjoys studying history.
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- He's on the debate team.
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- Robin's future looked
- very, very bright,
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- but recently he was
- diagnosed with cancer,
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- a very tough kind of cancer.
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- and he no longer thinks
- that cigarettes are cool.
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- Whoo!
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- And our final guest today
- is Nick Naylor.
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- Mr. Naylor is the vice president
- of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
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- Now, they are the tobacco
- industry's main lobby
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- in Washington, D.C.
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- And Mr. Naylor is
- their chief spokesman.
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- 00:03:43,592 --> 00:03:45,389
- <i>Few people on this planet know</i>
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- <i>what it is to be truly despised.</i>
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- 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:49,959
- <i>Can you blame them?</i>
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- 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:52,431
- <i>I earn a living
- fronting an organization</i>
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- <i>that kills 1,200 human beings a day.</i>
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- 00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:57,098
- <i>1,200 people.</i>
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- 00:03:57,205 --> 00:03:59,696
- <i>We're talking
- two jumbo jet plane loads</i>
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- 00:03:59,808 --> 00:04:02,504
- <i>of men, women and children.</i>
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- 00:04:02,611 --> 00:04:03,635
- <i>I mean, there's Attila,</i>
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- 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:05,269
- <i>Genghis,</i>
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- 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:06,278
- <i>and me,</i>
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- <i>Nick Naylor,</i>
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- 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:08,773
- <i>the face of cigarettes...</i>
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- <i>the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.</i>
- 29
- 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:13,220
- <i>This is where I work,</i>
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- 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,846
- <i>the Academy of Tobacco Studies.</i>
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- <i>It was established
- by seven gentlemen</i>
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- 00:04:18,226 --> 00:04:19,818
- <i>You may recognize from C-SPAN.</i>
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- 00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:22,556
- <i>These guys realized quick
- if they were going to claim</i>
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- <i>that cigarettes were not addictive,</i>
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- 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:26,026
- <i>they better have proof.</i>
- 36
- 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,965
- <i>This is the man they rely on,</i>
- 37
- 00:04:28,069 --> 00:04:30,196
- <i>Erhardt Von Grupten Mundt.</i>
- 38
- 00:04:30,305 --> 00:04:32,569
- <i>They found him in Germany.</i>
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- 00:04:32,674 --> 00:04:34,198
- <i>I won't go into the details.</i>
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- 00:04:34,309 --> 00:04:35,469
- <i>He's been testing the link</i>
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- <i>between nicotine
- and lung cancer</i>
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- <i>for 30 years and hasn't found
- any conclusive results.</i>
- 43
- 00:04:40,282 --> 00:04:41,180
- <i>The man's a genius.</i>
- 44
- 00:04:41,283 --> 00:04:42,944
- <i>He could disprove gravity.</i>
- 45
- 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:44,712
- <i>Then we've got our sharks.</i>
- 46
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- <i>We draft them out
- of Ivy League law schools</i>
- 47
- 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:48,986
- <i>and give them time-shares
- and sports cars.</i>
- 48
- 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:50,648
- <i>It's just like
- a John Grisham novel...</i>
- 49
- 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:53,319
- <i>You know, without all the espionage.</i>
- 50
- 00:04:53,428 --> 00:04:56,659
- <i>Most importantly,
- we've got spin control.</i>
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- 00:04:56,765 --> 00:04:58,596
- <i>That's where I come in.</i>
- 52
- 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,065
- <i>I get paid to talk.</i>
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- 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:01,726
- <i>I don't have an MD or law degree.</i>
- 54
- 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:07,335
- <i>I have a bachelor's in
- kicking ass and taking names.</i>
- 55
- 00:05:07,442 --> 00:05:09,876
- <i>You know that guy
- who can pick up any girl?</i>
- 56
- 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:11,036
- <i>I'm him</i>
- 57
- 00:05:11,146 --> 00:05:12,238
- <i>on crack.</i>
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- This is obviously a heated issue
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- and we do have a lot
- that we want to cover today.
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- Nick, do you have a question?
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- Joan,
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- how on earth would
- Big Tobacco profit
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- off of the loss of this young man?
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- Now, I hate to think
- in such callous terms,
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- but, if anything,
- we'd be losing a customer.
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- It's not only our hope,
- it's in our best interest
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- to keep Robin alive and smoking.
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- - That's ludicrous.
- - Let me tell you something,
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- Joan, and please,
- let me share something
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- with the fine, concerned
- people in the audience today.
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- The Ron Goodes of this world...
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- want the Robin Willigers to die.
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- 00:05:55,123 --> 00:05:56,215
- - What?
- - You know why?
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- So that their budgets will go up.
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- This is nothing less than
- trafficking in human misery,
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- and you, sir, ought
- to be ashamed of yourself.
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- 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,354
- I ought to be ashamed of myself?
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- As a matter of fact,
- we're about to launch...
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- a $50 million campaign
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- aimed at persuading kids
- not to smoke.
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- Because I think
- that we can all agree
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- that there is nothing
- more important
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- than America's children.
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- All right, now,
- that's something that
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- we're going to want
- to know more about.
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- But I have to take a short break.
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- Hang on, a lot more coming.
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- $50 million?! Are you
- out of your fucking mind?!
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- <i>Everyone has a boss.</i>
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- <i>BR just happens</i>
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- <i>to be mine.</i>
- 92
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- <i>He came from the vending
- machine world.</i>
- 93
- 00:06:39,334 --> 00:06:40,995
- <i>This made him tough.</i>
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- 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:45,567
- <i>The name BR came
- from his tour in Vietnam.</i>
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- <i>The people who know
- its meaning are all dead.</i>
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- The deal was five million!
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- $5 million will get you
- a couple of subway posters.
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- It's not going to impress anyone.
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- That's the idea, Nick.
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- You'll be thanking me soon.
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- This'll probably get you great press.
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- I gotta call the captain
- and see if this is gonna fly.
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- Get your ass back to D.C.
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- Thank you so much for coming.
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- Mr. Naylor?
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- It's your turn.
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- Ah.
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- Joey is such a bright young man.
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- We all look forward
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- to his coming out
- of his shell a little.
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- He's a bit shy.
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- Yeah, he gets that from his mother.
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- <i>Hey, Joey.</i>
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- Please don't ruin my childhood.
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- Come on, Joey. Trust me.
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- How many of you want to be
- lawyers when you grow up?
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- Right.
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- 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,073
- How about...
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- movie stars?
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- 00:08:06,354 --> 00:08:07,480
- How about lobbyists?
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- 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:08,521
- What's that?
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- 00:08:08,623 --> 00:08:10,557
- It's kind of like being a movie star.
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- It's what I do.
- I talk for a living.
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- What do you talk about?
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- 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:15,854
- I speak on behalf of cigarettes.
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- My mom used to smoke.
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- She says that cigarettes kill.
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- 00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:22,434
- Really? Now, is your mommy a doctor?
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- 00:08:22,537 --> 00:08:23,435
- No.
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- A scientific researcher of some kind?
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- No.
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- Well, she doesn't exactly sound
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- like a credible expert,
- now, does she?
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- Don't feel bad.
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- It's okay to listen to your mom.
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- I mean, it's good to listen
- to your parents... Joey.
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- All I'm suggesting
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- is that there will always
- be people trying to tell you
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- what to do and what to think.
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- There probably already are
- people doing that.
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- Am I right?
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- Yes.
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- I'm here to say
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- that when someone tries to act
- like some sort of an expert,
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- you can respond, "Who says?"
- 146
- 00:08:55,837 --> 00:08:57,532
- <i>So, cigarettes are good for you?</i>
- 147
- 00:08:57,639 --> 00:08:59,539
- - No!
- - No, that's not...
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- That's not what I'm getting at.
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- My point is that you have
- to think for yourself.
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- You have to challenge authority.
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- 00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:07,443
- If your parents told you
- that chocolate was dangerous,
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- 00:09:07,549 --> 00:09:09,073
- would you just take their word for it?
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- No.
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- Exactly.
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- 00:09:11,486 --> 00:09:13,317
- So perhaps instead of acting
- like sheep
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- when it comes to cigarettes,
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- you should find out for yourself.
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- Okay, then.
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- Thank you, Mr. Naylor,
- for joining us.
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- 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:31,663
- <i>Every week we meet here at Bert's.</i>
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- <i>Together, we represent
- the chief spokespeople</i>
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- <i>for the tobacco, alcohol and
- firearms industries.</i>
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- 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:38,071
- <i>We call ourselves the MOD Squad.</i>
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- All right.
- 165
- 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,842
- <i>M-O-D, Merchants of Death.</i>
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- 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,110
- So, my day's ruined.
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- 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,115
- Why?
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- 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:45,446
- <i>Dateline's doing a segment</i>
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- on fetal alcohol syndrome.
- Thank you.
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- 00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:49,189
- <i>Polly works
- for the Moderation Council.</i>
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- 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,588
- <i>A casual drinker
- by the age of 14,</i>
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- 00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:52,955
- <i>Polly quickly developed</i>
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- 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:56,462
- <i>a tolerance usually reserved
- for Irish dockworkers.</i>
- 174
- 00:09:56,564 --> 00:09:58,395
- <i>In our world, she's the woman</i>
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- 00:09:58,499 --> 00:10:00,660
- <i>that got the pope
- to endorse red wine.</i>
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- 00:10:03,638 --> 00:10:04,570
- We're gonna get creamed.
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- 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:05,934
- Any ideas?
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- 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,337
- I don't know.
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- 00:10:07,442 --> 00:10:09,774
- Deformed kids are tough.
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- 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,141
- I'm lucky my product only makes
- them bald before it kills them.
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- 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:14,146
- You could hug the kids.
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- 00:10:14,248 --> 00:10:16,216
- They're not going
- to let me hug the kids.
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- 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:17,875
- Who's doing the segment,
- Donaldson or Sawyer?
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- Sawyer, probably.
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- You're fucked.
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- 00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:20,886
- Why?
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- 00:10:20,989 --> 00:10:22,115
- Cause she's gonna hug them.
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- 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:24,418
- Look, if you see her going in
- for a hug,
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- 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:27,358
- maybe just box her out,
- get in there before she does.
- 190
- 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,054
- <i>Bobby Jay works for SAFETY,</i>
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- 00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,393
- <i>the Society for the Advancement of Firearms</i>
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- 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,296
- <i>and Effective Training for Youth.</i>
- 193
- 00:10:33,401 --> 00:10:35,699
- You want me to smile?
- 194
- 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:39,872
- <i>After watching the footage
- of the Kent State shootings,</i>
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- 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:42,807
- <i>Bobby Jay, then 17, signed up
- for the National Guard</i>
- 196
- 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,003
- <i>so he, too, could shoot
- college students.</i>
- 197
- 00:10:45,113 --> 00:10:47,581
- <i>But the National Guard
- recruiter was out to lunch,</i>
- 198
- 00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:50,845
- <i>so Bobby Jay ended up
- shooting Panamanians instead,</i>
- 199
- 00:10:50,952 --> 00:10:52,613
- <i>which was almost as good
- as college students.</i>
- 200
- 00:10:53,855 --> 00:10:55,652
- <i>Only they shoot back.</i>
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- 00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:57,418
- You know, you can beat
- a Breathalyzer
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- 00:10:57,525 --> 00:11:00,517
- - by sucking on activated charcoal tablets?
- - Really?
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- 00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:02,186
- Maybe we should change
- our campaign to
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- 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:04,264
- "If You Must Drink and Drive,
- Suck Charcoal."
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- 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:05,423
- Yeah, but don't the police wonder
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- 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,431
- why you're sucking on charcoal?
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- 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,331
- There's no law against charcoal.
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- 00:11:08,436 --> 00:11:09,926
- - Yet.
- - Yet.
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- 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:17,801
- Dad, why is the American
- government the best government?
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- 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,436
- Because of our
- endless appeals system.
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- 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:25,075
- Joe, you're not writing down
- what I just said are you?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- 00:11:26,454 --> 00:11:28,445
- Joey, stop for a second.
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- 00:11:28,556 --> 00:11:30,046
- What is the subject of your essay?
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- 00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:32,956
- Why is American government
- the best government in the world.
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- 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:34,688
- Your teacher crafted that question?
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- 00:11:34,796 --> 00:11:36,559
- Yeah. Why?
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- 00:11:36,664 --> 00:11:39,462
- Well... I'll look past
- the obvious problems
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- 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:40,864
- in syntax for a moment,
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- 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,061
- and I'll focus more on the core
- of the question.
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- 00:11:43,171 --> 00:11:44,365
- I mean, "A,"
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- does America have
- the best government in the world?
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- 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,869
- And "B," what constitutes
- a "best government"?
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- 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,410
- Is it crime, is it poverty, literacy?
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- 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:52,945
- Hmm?
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- 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:53,979
- And America - definitely not best.
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- 00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:55,276
- Perhaps not even better than most.
- 228
- 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:56,748
- We do have a very
- entertaining government...
- 229
- 00:11:56,851 --> 00:11:58,148
- Dad.
- 230
- 00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:00,083
- I'm sorry.
- 231
- 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:03,823
- Are you familiar with the term "B.S."?
- 232
- 00:12:03,925 --> 00:12:05,483
- Bullshit.
- 233
- 00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:06,855
- Yes, exactly.
- 234
- 00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:09,862
- B.S., if I may, is what
- questions like the one
- 235
- 00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:11,864
- your teacher posed are made for.
- 236
- 00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:13,900
- Because even if America
- had the best government,
- 237
- 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,525
- there'd be no way to prove it.
- 238
- 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:16,967
- And how many pages are you writing?
- 239
- 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:17,969
- Two pages.
- 240
- 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,664
- Two pages...
- 241
- 00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:21,332
- Definitely not in two pages.
- 242
- 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,603
- So what am I supposed to write?
- 243
- 00:12:23,711 --> 00:12:25,406
- You can write whatever you want.
- 244
- 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:26,912
- Okay.
- 245
- 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,003
- Write about...
- 246
- 00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:30,516
- write about America's
- amazing ability
- 247
- 00:12:30,618 --> 00:12:33,610
- to make profit by breaking down
- trading tariffs
- 248
- 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:36,087
- and bringing American jobs
- to Third World countries.
- 249
- 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,124
- Or how good we are
- at executing felons.
- 250
- 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:39,853
- They're all correct answers.
- 251
- 00:12:39,961 --> 00:12:41,929
- I can do that?
- 252
- 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,553
- See, Joey, that's the beauty
- of argument.
- 253
- 00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:46,064
- 'Cause if you argue correctly,
- you're never wrong.
- 254
- 00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:56,676
- Dad, if I finish
- this essay within an hour,
- 255
- 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,541
- can we stay up all night?
- 256
- 00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:03,310
- That's a negotiation,
- not an argument.
- 257
- 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:06,147
- <i>Well, Conway, see you made it.</i>
- 258
- 00:13:06,254 --> 00:13:08,279
- Yeah, I guess that little
- voice was wrong.
- 259
- 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:09,481
- I feel better.
- 260
- 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:10,750
- I feel a lot better, too.
- 261
- 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,418
- As a matter of fact, I never
- felt so good in my life.
- 262
- 00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:15,120
- How about a cigarette?
- 263
- 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,071
- Is he...?
- 264
- 00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:34,273
- Yeah.
- 265
- 00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:39,820
- Hey.
- 266
- 00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:43,357
- Nick, you still own a watch, don't you?
- 267
- 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:44,651
- Jill, I can't help feeling
- 268
- 00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,283
- Joey's getting the wrong idea
- about his dad.
- 269
- 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:47,918
- It would be great if I could spend
- 270
- 00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:49,553
- a little more time with him,
- you know?
- 271
- 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:53,156
- To give him a fair
- and balanced perspective.
- 272
- 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,132
- Nick, you had plenty
- of time for that.
- 273
- 00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:56,703
- Now you're his weekend guardian.
- 274
- 00:13:56,804 --> 00:13:58,829
- Besides, he has Brad.
- 275
- 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,032
- He still needs his father.
- 276
- 00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:02,336
- Nick.
- 277
- 00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:03,535
- You have a second?
- 278
- 00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:06,577
- Sure, Brad.
- 279
- 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:10,447
- Nick, your job
- and everything aside,
- 280
- 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,485
- I hope you understand
- that secondhand smoke's
- 281
- 00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:14,282
- a real killer.
- 282
- 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:16,253
- What are you talking about?
- 283
- 00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:17,984
- I just hope you're providing
- 284
- 00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:20,652
- a smoke-free environment
- for Joey, that's all I'm saying.
- 285
- 00:14:20,761 --> 00:14:22,956
- Brad, I'm his father.
- 286
- 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:25,396
- You're the guy fucking his mom.
- 287
- 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:30,100
- That was unnecessary.
- 288
- 00:14:30,271 --> 00:14:33,707
- Thank you all.
- Thank you all for coming.
- 289
- 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:36,276
- Tobacco is winning the war.
- 290
- 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:39,574
- The war against our children.
- 291
- 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,979
- They like to use cartoons
- and symbols to hook our kids.
- 292
- 00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:45,951
- Well, now we have
- a symbol of our own.
- 293
- 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,248
- Doctor.
- 294
- 00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:51,120
- It is my hope that
- within the year
- 295
- 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,920
- every cigarette package
- 296
- 00:14:53,027 --> 00:14:56,053
- sold in America
- will carry this symbol.
- 297
- 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,393
- Perhaps then, cigarettes
- will finally be labeled
- 298
- 00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:01,593
- appropriately as poison.
- 299
- 00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:03,567
- I will be holding
- a congressional hearing
- 300
- 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:06,401
- to discuss the inclusion
- of the skull and crossbones
- 301
- 00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:07,974
- in the next two weeks.
- 302
- 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,474
- As usual, I extend
- an open invitation
- 303
- 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:12,068
- to big tobacco.
- 304
- 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:16,172
- Perhaps this time they will
- grace us with their presence.
- 305
- 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:17,581
- And their answers.
- 306
- 00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,084
- Thank you very much.
- 307
- 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:27,227
- People, what is going on out there?
- 308
- 00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:30,957
- I look down this table,
- all I see are white flags.
- 309
- 00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:33,693
- Our numbers are down
- all across the board.
- 310
- 00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,666
- Teen smoking-
- our bread and butter,
- 311
- 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,499
- is falling like a shit from heaven.
- 312
- 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,301
- We don't sell Tic Tacs,
- for Christ's sake.
- 313
- 00:15:41,409 --> 00:15:43,070
- We sell cigarettes.
- 314
- 00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:47,113
- And they're cool and available
- and addictive.
- 315
- 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,841
- The job is almost done for us.
- 316
- 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:55,521
- This environmentalist
- is challenging us.
- 317
- 00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:58,183
- We have to have an answer.
- 318
- 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,987
- I'm asking you,
- 319
- 00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:01,925
- when this cocksucker puts
- Captain Hook on our products,
- 320
- 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,553
- what the fuck are we going to do?
- 321
- 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:06,224
- - BR.
- - Yeah, Nick.
- 322
- 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,528
- If I may.
- 323
- 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:10,069
- In 1910,
- 324
- 00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:12,662
- the U.S. Was producing
- ten billion cigarettes a year.
- 325
- 00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:13,899
- By 1930,
- 326
- 00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:15,976
- we were up to 123 billion.
- 327
- 00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:18,045
- What happened in between?
- 328
- 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,806
- Three things.
- 329
- 00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:20,881
- A world war,
- 330
- 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:24,850
- dieting... and movies.
- 331
- 00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:26,180
- Movies?
- 332
- 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:29,313
- 1927- talking pictures are born.
- 333
- 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,653
- Suddenly, directors need to give
- their actors
- 334
- 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,693
- something to do
- while they're talking.
- 335
- 00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:36,490
- Cary Grant, Carole Lombard
- are lighting up.
- 336
- 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,064
- Bette Davis- a chimney.
- 337
- 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,462
- And Bogart-
- remember the first picture
- 338
- 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,625
- with him and Lauren Bacall?
- 339
- 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:43,203
- Well, yea... not specifically.
- 340
- 00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:44,566
- Oh, she sort
- 341
- 00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:46,765
- of shimmies in
- through the doorway,
- 342
- 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,967
- 19 years old.
- 343
- 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,543
- Pure sex.
- 344
- 00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:51,542
- She says,
- 345
- 00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:53,875
- "Anyone got a match?"
- 346
- 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:56,676
- And Bogie throws the matches at her...
- 347
- 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,084
- and she catches them.
- 348
- 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,747
- Greatest romance of the century.
- 349
- 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,018
- How'd it start?
- Lighting a cigarette.
- 350
- 00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:07,594
- These days when someone
- smokes in the movies,
- 351
- 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:10,926
- they're either a psychopath
- or a European.
- 352
- 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:12,932
- The message Hollywood
- needs to send out
- 353
- 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,002
- is smoking is cool.
- 354
- 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,400
- <i>We need the cast of Will and Grace</i>
- 355
- 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:18,870
- smoking in their living room.
- 356
- 00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:21,203
- Forrest Gump puffing away
- between his box of chocolates.
- 357
- 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,709
- Hugh Grant earning back
- the love of Julia Roberts
- 358
- 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:29,112
- by buying her favorite brand-
- her Virginia Slims.
- 359
- 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,743
- Most of the actors smoke already.
- 360
- 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,083
- If they start doing it on-screen,
- 361
- 00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:37,885
- we can put the sex
- back into cigarettes.
- 362
- 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:40,552
- Well, it's a thought.
- 363
- 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,458
- I was hoping for something
- a little more inspiring,
- 364
- 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,587
- but at least you're thinking.
- 365
- 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,062
- Rest of you people,
- slam your fucking brains
- 366
- 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,064
- against your desks
- 367
- 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,761
- until something useful comes out.
- 368
- 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:50,769
- That was awesome.
- 369
- 00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:51,895
- Thank you.
- 370
- 00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:53,997
- Nick, you've been summoned.
- 371
- 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,097
- Captain wants to see you.
- 372
- 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:56,540
- <i>He saw the Joan show.</i>
- 373
- 00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:57,736
- What'd he think?
- 374
- 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,642
- Get your ass on the next flight
- to Winston-Salem.
- 375
- 00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:05,118
- <i>Most people have this image
- in their heads</i>
- 376
- 00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,312
- <i>of tobacco executives
- jet-setting around the world</i>
- 377
- 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,616
- <i>on private planes,
- eating foie gras</i>
- 378
- 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:11,088
- <i>as they count their money.</i>
- 379
- 00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:13,319
- <i>Not me.</i>
- 380
- 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,725
- <i>I like to ride with the people.</i>
- 381
- 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,354
- <i>Know your clients.</i>
- 382
- 00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:19,660
- <i>My people cram themselves
- into a tiny seat,</i>
- 383
- 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,632
- <i>pop a Xanax and dream
- of the moment</i>
- 384
- 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:24,670
- <i>they can stuff their face
- with fresh tobacco.</i>
- 385
- 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:27,536
- <i>If I can convince just one of
- these kids to pick up smoking,</i>
- 386
- 00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:29,905
- <i>I've paid for my flight-round-trip.</i>
- 387
- 00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:42,152
- <i>The Captain is the last great
- man of tobacco.</i>
- 388
- 00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:43,985
- <i>He introduced filters</i>
- 389
- 00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:47,549
- <i>when cigarettes first got
- slammed by Reader's Digest.</i>
- 390
- 00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:52,030
- <i>Later, he founded
- the Academy of Tobacco Studies.</i>
- 391
- 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,000
- <i>The club was founded
- by the tobacco barons in 1890</i>
- 392
- 00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:58,538
- <i>so they'd have a place
- to get away from their wives.</i>
- 393
- 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:04,502
- <i>Here, the Captain is a legend...</i>
- 394
- 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:06,944
- <i>a self-made man who started
- from nothing,</i>
- 395
- 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,845
- <i>and ended up with everything...</i>
- 396
- 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:13,147
- <i>except, evidently, a son.</i>
- 397
- 00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,484
- Nick, my boy.
- 398
- 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,683
- You're just in time for mud.
- 399
- 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,384
- Thank you.
- 400
- 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,189
- Sit down there. Yeah.
- 401
- 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:26,727
- Yeah.
- 402
- 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,825
- You know the secret
- to a really good julep?
- 403
- 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:30,631
- No, sir.
- 404
- 00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:33,104
- Well, you crush the mint
- 405
- 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:36,301
- down onto the ice with your thumb
- 406
- 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,844
- and you grind it in, see?
- 407
- 00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:41,574
- And it releases the menthol.
- 408
- 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:44,173
- Hmm.
- 409
- 00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:45,684
- Now you know who taught me that?
- 410
- 00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:46,718
- No, sir. Who?
- 411
- 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,617
- Fidel Castro.
- 412
- 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:55,186
- Do you remember 1952?
- 413
- 00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:58,527
- Well, sir, I wasn't alive in 1952.
- 414
- 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:03,365
- Good Lord, I was in Korea
- shooting Chinese in 1952.
- 415
- 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,631
- Really?
- 416
- 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,003
- Today they're our best customer.
- 417
- 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:10,736
- Next time we won't have to shoot
- so many of them, will we?
- 418
- 00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:12,573
- <i>No, sir.</i>
- 419
- 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,673
- <i>1952 was the year
- Reader's Digest</i>
- 420
- 00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:19,651
- nailed us with
- the whole health aspect.
- 421
- 00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:22,244
- As Churchill said,
- 422
- 00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,620
- that was perhaps the end
- of our beginning.
- 423
- 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:28,058
- Tell me,
- 424
- 00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:30,096
- do you enjoy your current work, Nick?
- 425
- 00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:31,164
- Yes, sir.
- 426
- 00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,698
- It's challenging...
- 427
- 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,395
- If you can do tobacco,
- you can do anything.
- 428
- 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,336
- Yes, sir, I like that.
- 429
- 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,840
- You know, Nick, you remind me
- 430
- 00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,172
- just a little bit
- of myself when I was your age.
- 431
- 00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:46,906
- Well, thank you, sir.
- 432
- 00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:48,845
- Like that Joan Lunden show you did.
- 433
- 00:20:48,949 --> 00:20:51,213
- You could have given up,
- cried, apologized,
- 434
- 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,307
- but you didn't.
- 435
- 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,353
- You stayed loyal.
- 436
- 00:20:54,455 --> 00:20:59,324
- And you gave it
- to that son of a bitch good.
- 437
- 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,986
- <i>My pleasure.</i>
- 438
- 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:08,295
- Now, BR's come under the idea
- 439
- 00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:11,166
- that we should start bribing
- producers in Hollywood
- 440
- 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:14,935
- to make the actors smoke on screen.
- 441
- 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,034
- You know, like in the old days.
- 442
- 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,409
- Say, that's, uh...
- 443
- 00:21:20,514 --> 00:21:22,778
- that's a great idea.
- 444
- 00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:24,316
- Mm-hmm.
- 445
- 00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:25,942
- Smart man, that BR.
- 446
- 00:21:26,053 --> 00:21:27,577
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 447
- 00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:29,212
- And loyal.
- 448
- 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:49,774
- Yes, sir?
- 449
- 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:51,742
- Have a seat, Ron.
- 450
- 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:06,892
- You, see, Ron, I can't be
- everywhere I'm needed.
- 451
- 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,894
- That's why I send
- people like you
- 452
- 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,327
- to speak on my behalf.
- 453
- 00:22:10,431 --> 00:22:14,094
- When you're there,
- you're not Ron Goode,
- 454
- 00:22:14,201 --> 00:22:16,169
- the guy your friends probably like,
- 455
- 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:18,830
- you're Senator Finistirre's aide,
- 456
- 00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:22,204
- and your name really doesn't matter.
- 457
- 00:22:22,309 --> 00:22:24,209
- So, when
- 458
- 00:22:24,311 --> 00:22:27,007
- Ron Goode acts
- like a complete asshole
- 459
- 00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:29,810
- <i>on the Joan Lunden Show,</i>
- 460
- 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:33,011
- <i>I am being an asshole
- on the Joan Lunden Show.</i>
- 461
- 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,781
- Senator, sir, he sprang on me like...
- 462
- 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:38,085
- Where in the hell
- did you find cancer boy?
- 463
- 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,626
- He was supposed to be quite reliable.
- 464
- 00:22:40,728 --> 00:22:43,561
- The Pulmonary Council
- was one of his references.
- 465
- 00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:45,359
- Fucking nonprofits.
- 466
- 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:51,833
- When you're looking
- for a cancer kid,
- 467
- 00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:53,236
- he should be hopeless.
- 468
- 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:54,898
- He should have a wheelchair.
- 469
- 00:22:55,008 --> 00:22:57,169
- He should have trouble talking.
- 470
- 00:22:57,277 --> 00:23:00,007
- He should have
- a little pet goldfish
- 471
- 00:23:00,114 --> 00:23:01,706
- he carries around
- in a ziplock bag...
- 472
- 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:02,873
- hopeless.
- 473
- 00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:05,247
- I apologize, sir, but if it wasn't
- 474
- 00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:06,683
- - for Nick Naylor...
- - Nick Naylor?
- 475
- 00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:12,958
- Don't you even think
- of using him as an excuse.
- 476
- 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,051
- The man shills bullshit for a living.
- 477
- 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:17,130
- You work for a fucking senator.
- 478
- 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,495
- A senator who is supposed
- to be tough on tobacco.
- 479
- 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,467
- Have a little... pride,
- for God's sake.
- 480
- 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:26,801
- It won't happen again, sir,
- I promise.
- 481
- 00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:32,970
- All right, you're excused.
- 482
- 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,183
- <i>Sometimes I feel like</i>
- 483
- 00:23:40,287 --> 00:23:42,983
- a Colombian drug dealer.
- 484
- 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:49,354
- The other day, my own granddaughter,
- flesh of flesh of my own loins,
- 485
- 00:23:49,463 --> 00:23:52,830
- asked me, "Granddaddy, is it true
- 486
- 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,800
- cigarettes are bad for you?"
- 487
- 00:23:58,205 --> 00:24:00,765
- We got to do something, Nick.
- 488
- 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,136
- I think you're our man.
- 489
- 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:03,971
- Thank you, sir.
- 490
- 00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:06,341
- I want you to work
- on this Hollywood project.
- 491
- 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:08,938
- Get out there the next
- few weeks, stir things up
- 492
- 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,985
- and report directly to me.
- 493
- 00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:14,144
- Sir, about the,
- 494
- 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:17,314
- the $50 million.
- 495
- 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:20,325
- Anti teen-smoking advertising.
- 496
- 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:23,919
- Well, shit, I sure hope
- it's not too persuasive.
- 497
- 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:26,725
- I hope.
- 498
- 00:24:38,245 --> 00:24:39,177
- Nick,
- 499
- 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:41,144
- you're family now.
- 500
- 00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:43,876
- Tobacco takes care of its own, eh?
- 501
- 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,918
- Thank you, sir.
- 502
- 00:24:58,832 --> 00:24:59,764
- Mr. Naylor?
- 503
- 00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:00,856
- Hi.
- 504
- 00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:02,401
- Hi. Welcome to Tobacco One.
- 505
- 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:03,765
- Thank you.
- 506
- 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:06,499
- The captain told me to take
- extra special care of you today.
- 507
- 00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:09,041
- So if there is anything
- at all I can do
- 508
- 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:10,404
- to make your flight
- more pleasant,
- 509
- 00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:13,776
- you be sure and let me know now.
- 510
- 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,051
- BR.
- 511
- 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,058
- Pleasant flight?
- 512
- 00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:30,254
- Oh! You could say that.
- 513
- 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:32,127
- Came up on the Captain's plane.
- 514
- 00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:34,132
- Oh, it's quite the way to travel.
- 515
- 00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:36,099
- I wouldn't know.
- 516
- 00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,465
- No? You never been on Tobacco One
- 517
- 00:25:37,571 --> 00:25:40,802
- with those seats, that kitchen,
- 518
- 00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:42,569
- that stewardess, Tiffany?
- 519
- 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,701
- Haven't had the chance yet.
- 520
- 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,108
- Oh, well, you really must try it.
- 521
- 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,272
- It's the only way to travel.
- 522
- 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:51,613
- What'd he think of your $50 million
- anti-smoking campaign?
- 523
- 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,652
- Oh, the $50 million
- anti teen-smoking campaign?
- 524
- 00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:54,652
- Yeah.
- 525
- 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:55,915
- Yeah, he gave that the go-ahead.
- 526
- 00:25:56,023 --> 00:25:57,183
- Oh, and he loved your idea
- 527
- 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,588
- to put cigarettes back into movies.
- 528
- 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:01,252
- - That was your idea.
- - Oh, yeah?
- 529
- 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,488
- - He must have gotten confused.
- - Hmm.
- 530
- 00:26:03,597 --> 00:26:08,000
- Yeah. Well, either way,
- he was pretty blown away.
- 531
- 00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:10,763
- Right. Well, get a flight to L.A.
- 532
- 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:11,963
- I'll get you a meeting
- with Jeff Megall.
- 533
- 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,096
- Who?
- 534
- 00:26:13,206 --> 00:26:14,468
- Hollywood super agent.
- 535
- 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:18,238
- Runs the agency EGO:
- Entertainment Global Offices.
- 536
- 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:19,903
- <i>This guy is the entertainment business.</i>
- 537
- 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:22,277
- And you are cigarettes, BR.
- 538
- 00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:24,247
- Whatever.
- 539
- 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,979
- Yeah, but it's not a vacation,
- it's a learning experience.
- 540
- 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,147
- And California is one
- of the fastest-growing
- 541
- 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:31,451
- states, it's got
- 542
- 00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:33,253
- the largest number of electoral
- votes in the country.
- 543
- 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,158
- I mean, this could be
- a very good trip for Joey.
- 544
- 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,594
- You know what?
- Don't smooth-talk me.
- 545
- 00:26:37,698 --> 00:26:38,687
- You're not going to
- take him sightseeing.
- 546
- 00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:39,857
- You're probably going
- 547
- 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:41,958
- to take him
- to some lung cancer symposium
- 548
- 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:44,003
- where a guy with an electronic
- voice box will tell him
- 549
- 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,264
- that his father is the devil.
- 550
- 00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:46,532
- That's unfair.
- 551
- 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:47,937
- Unfair? What about Virginia?
- 552
- 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,406
- And what about Virginia?
- 553
- 00:26:49,509 --> 00:26:51,272
- You took him to a cigarette factory.
- 554
- 00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:53,243
- No, I took him to a tobacco farm.
- 555
- 00:26:53,347 --> 00:26:54,541
- That's hardly the same thing.
- 556
- 00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:56,639
- This conversation's over.
- 557
- 00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:02,612
- <i>Oh, fuck.</i>
- 558
- 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,451
- Last week we had another
- disgruntled postman.
- 559
- 00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:06,548
- Of course,
- 560
- 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:07,820
- <i>an hour later the Washington Post</i>
- 561
- 00:27:07,928 --> 00:27:10,726
- is calling me on the phone-
- godless swine.
- 562
- 00:27:10,831 --> 00:27:12,355
- I said to 'em, I says,
- 563
- 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:16,493
- "Now if a plane crashes
- on account of pilot error,
- 564
- 00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:17,968
- do you blame the Boeing Corporation?"
- 565
- 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,060
- Nice.
- 566
- 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,537
- - That's a good one.
- - Thank you.
- 567
- 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:23,201
- If some booze-besotten drunk
- runs someone down,
- 568
- 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,244
- do you go banging on the doors
- at General Motors?
- 569
- 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,676
- Tell me you didn't say that.
- 570
- 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,145
- Mm-hmm.
- 571
- 00:27:28,248 --> 00:27:30,239
- Have either of you heard of a
- reporter named Heather Holloway?
- 572
- 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:33,513
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. Irish type.
- 573
- 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:34,985
- Brown hair, big blue eyes.
- 574
- 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:36,180
- Nice skin.
- 575
- 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:37,313
- Amazing tits.
- 576
- 00:27:37,424 --> 00:27:40,188
- Tits? Why are tits relevant?
- 577
- 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:41,624
- Hmm, let's see.
- 578
- 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:44,492
- World-class tits on a reporter
- interviewing a man
- 579
- 00:27:44,598 --> 00:27:47,431
- with privileged information
- are relevant.
- 580
- 00:27:47,534 --> 00:27:49,525
- How about it, Nick?
- Are you a tit man?
- 581
- 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:51,433
- Don't answer that.
- That's a trap.
- 582
- 00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:54,336
- Depends whose tits.
- 583
- 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:56,238
- Look, just don't get screwed,
- all right?
- 584
- 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:59,312
- Bobby, I think I can handle
- a good-looking girl reporter.
- 585
- 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,040
- Thank you.
- 586
- 00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:11,281
- Heather Holloway.
- 587
- 00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:13,120
- Nick Naylor, big tobacco.
- 588
- 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:17,023
- Is this kosher?
- 589
- 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,064
- Only if I can call you "Heather."
- 590
- 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,430
- By all means.
- 591
- 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,026
- So, Mr. Naylor...
- 592
- 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,231
- - Nick.
- - Nick.
- 593
- 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,365
- Let's start with...
- 594
- 00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:30,807
- An '82 Margaux.
- 595
- 00:28:30,911 --> 00:28:32,936
- Okay. Is it good?
- 596
- 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:36,482
- Good? It'll make you believe in God.
- 597
- 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,721
- So what is the focus of your piece?
- 598
- 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,664
- - You.
- - Really?
- 599
- 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:56,599
- You want to know how I live
- with myself.
- 600
- 00:28:56,703 --> 00:29:00,434
- No. I don't imagine
- that's much of a problem.
- 601
- 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:02,770
- I want to know how you see yourself.
- 602
- 00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:04,070
- I'm...
- 603
- 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,941
- a mediator between two sects
- of society
- 604
- 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:08,742
- that are trying
- to reach an accommodation.
- 605
- 00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:10,714
- Interesting.
- 606
- 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:14,480
- My other interviews have pinned
- you as a mass murderer,
- 607
- 00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:17,648
- bloodsucker, pimp,
- profiteer, child killer,
- 608
- 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:21,023
- and my personal favorite
- "yuppie Mephistopheles."
- 609
- 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:24,256
- Wow, that sounds
- like a balanced article.
- 610
- 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:26,423
- Who else should I talk to?
- 611
- 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:28,660
- 55 million American smokers,
- for starters
- 612
- 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:31,636
- or perhaps
- the American tobacco farmer
- 613
- 00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:33,865
- who is constantly being treated
- like a drug smuggler.
- 614
- 00:29:33,974 --> 00:29:35,373
- I actually do plan on speaking
- to a tobacco farmer.
- 615
- 00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:36,464
- Good.
- 616
- 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:38,635
- They're fine people,
- salt of the earth.
- 617
- 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:41,145
- Nick, why do you do this?
- 618
- 00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:42,909
- What motivates you?
- 619
- 00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:51,515
- You really want to know?
- 620
- 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:52,785
- Mm-hmm.
- 621
- 00:29:52,893 --> 00:29:53,917
- Really?
- 622
- 00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:55,824
- Mm-hmm.
- 623
- 00:29:55,929 --> 00:30:00,559
- <i>Population control.</i>
- 624
- 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:05,596
- You're bad.
- 625
- 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:10,168
- Everyone's got a mortgage to pay.
- 626
- 00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:12,507
- <i>The yuppie Nuremberg defense.</i>
- 627
- 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:16,138
- So is a mortgage that much
- of a life goal?
- 628
- 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:20,547
- Well, 99% of everything done
- in the world, good or bad,
- 629
- 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,177
- is done to pay a mortgage,
- so perhaps the world
- 630
- 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:25,313
- would be a better place
- if everyone rented.
- 631
- 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,516
- Then why don't you rent?
- 632
- 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,423
- Mm. Well, I rent as well.
- 633
- 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:30,994
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 634
- 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,360
- My son and his mother
- and her boyfriend
- 635
- 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:34,432
- live in my house.
- 636
- 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:35,658
- I live in my apartment.
- 637
- 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:39,259
- What does Nick Naylor's
- apartment look like?
- 638
- 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,805
- I don't know.
- It's nothing impressive.
- 639
- 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,271
- It wouldn't make
- the real estate section.
- 640
- 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,139
- Can I see it?
- 641
- 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,509
- You want to see my apartment?
- 642
- 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:53,516
- I'd like to see
- where the devil sleeps.
- 643
- 00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:01,951
- <i>I know what
- You're probably thinking.</i>
- 644
- 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,656
- <i>This is a bad idea, right?</i>
- 645
- 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,028
- <i>I mean, come on.</i>
- 646
- 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,228
- <i>It's not that bad of an idea.</i>
- 647
- 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,443
- Mom, why can't I go
- 648
- 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,612
- to California?
- 649
- 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:34,158
- Because California's
- just not a... safe place.
- 650
- 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,784
- And besides,
- I'm not sure it's appropriate
- 651
- 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:40,126
- for your father to bring you
- on a business trip.
- 652
- 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,664
- Appropriate for who?
- 653
- 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:43,734
- What?
- 654
- 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:46,133
- Mom, is it possible that
- you're taking the frustration
- 655
- 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,102
- of your failed marriage out on me?
- 656
- 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:51,642
- Excuse me?
- 657
- 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,007
- This California trip seems like
- a great learning opportunity
- 658
- 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:56,910
- and a chance for me
- to get to know my father.
- 659
- 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,744
- But if you think it's more important
- 660
- 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,715
- to use me to channel your frustration
- 661
- 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,719
- against the man you no longer love,
- 662
- 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,482
- I'll understand.
- 663
- 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,461
- How'd you convince her?
- 664
- 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,758
- It was an argument,
- not a negotiation.
- 665
- 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:15,492
- That's my boy.
- 666
- 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,474
- Nick?
- 667
- 00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:05,708
- Nick, Jack, Jeff's assistant. Hey.
- 668
- 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,081
- How was your flight?
- Are you jet-lagged at all?
- 669
- 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:09,881
- It's, like, 2:00 in D.C.
- Right now.
- 670
- 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,455
- You know what?
- Take some vitamin B.
- 671
- 00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:12,784
- Jeff swears by it- in fact,
- 672
- 00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:14,552
- I'm gonna hook you up
- with an injection.
- 673
- 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,058
- Who's this with you?
- How are you, dude? What's going on?
- 674
- 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,253
- You guys ever been to L.A. Before?
- 675
- 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,193
- You want to head back
- to Jeff's office?
- 676
- 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,663
- In fact, we probably should-
- He's a punctual being.
- 677
- 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:24,599
- We actually had some problems at first
- with the exterior mirrored glass.
- 678
- 00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:27,262
- The reflection of the sun was causing
- head-on collisions on Wilshire.
- 679
- 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,964
- Oh, is everybody all right?
- 680
- 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:31,234
- Yeah, they got three-picture deals
- at Paramount- I'm sure they'll live.
- 681
- 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,570
- - It's a nice building.
- - Yeah?
- 682
- 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,542
- Hey, tell Jeff you think so, okay?
- 683
- 00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:37,171
- 'Cause he just put a lot
- of himself into this building.
- 684
- 00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:40,718
- And you know something?
- It really shows.
- 685
- 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:42,377
- What's up, Hiroshi?
- 686
- 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:46,253
- Keep going- that sand's
- not gonna rake itself.
- 687
- 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,382
- All right, come here,
- this is my favorite part.
- 688
- 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:51,724
- That one right there?
- It's $7,000.
- 689
- 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,855
- <i>- $7,000 for a fish?
- - Yep.</i>
- 690
- 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,865
- Kind of makes you want
- to stop eating sushi,
- 691
- 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:57,594
- but I guess you kind of have to.
- 692
- 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,533
- Hey, you see that
- big white one right there?
- 693
- 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,401
- Swear to you- $12,000,
- gift from Oprah.
- 694
- 00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:06,307
- It's a Chamberlain- office-warming gift
- from Matthew McConaughey.
- 695
- 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,776
- Generous gift.
- 696
- 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,904
- <i>Yeah. Right!</i>
- 697
- 00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:12,847
- Don't get me wrong, Matthew is
- a tremendously talented individual
- 698
- 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,441
- and an extremely decent human being,
- 699
- 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,077
- however, before Jeff
- took him on, he was a face.
- 700
- 00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:18,416
- Now he's a name.
- 701
- 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,961
- Do you hear that?
- 702
- 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,530
- No.
- 703
- 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,832
- Exactly.
- 704
- 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,078
- Hey, Neal.
- 705
- 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,445
- Neal, I'm gonna impale
- your mom on a spike,
- 706
- 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:48,212
- and I'm gonna feed her dead body
- to my dog with syphilis.
- 707
- 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:50,082
- <i>Aw, Jack, you got me!</i>
- 708
- 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:51,849
- That guy!
- 709
- 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:54,652
- It's an inside joke.
- 710
- 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,023
- <i>So, as you can see,</i>
- 711
- 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,323
- Jeff just really loves Asian shit.
- 712
- 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,159
- Uh, Candace, is he ready?
- 713
- 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,927
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Fantastic.
- 714
- 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:05,298
- <i>Okay, Joey,
- I'm gonna bring your dad in now.</i>
- 715
- 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,428
- Is there anything I can get
- you while you're waiting,
- 716
- 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,733
- like an orange juice
- or a coffee or a Red Bull?
- 717
- 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,241
- - No, thanks.
- - Okay.
- 718
- 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,714
- Wow, it's a great office.
- 719
- 00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:18,805
- Yeah. Jeff basically designed
- the whole thing.
- 720
- 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,817
- The architect just made the drawings.
- 721
- 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,285
- Jack, stop it.
- 722
- 00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:24,685
- Next you're gonna be telling him
- 723
- 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,279
- what position I played
- for the Bruins.
- 724
- 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:27,289
- <i>Quarterback.</i>
- 725
- 00:35:27,392 --> 00:35:28,654
- Jeff Megall.
- 726
- 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,988
- Nick Naylor.
- 727
- 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:32,324
- Mr. Naylor's here to see
- if we can't get cigarettes
- 728
- 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,955
- - into the hands of somebody
- other than the usual RAVs.
- - Sure.
- 729
- 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,557
- - RAVs?
- - Russians, Arabs and Villains.
- 730
- 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,398
- Oh, well, then yes, I guess
- that is why I'm here.
- 731
- 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:41,699
- Good. I think we can help.
- 732
- 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,899
- Jeff invented product placement.
- 733
- 00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:45,976
- I feel I have to ask, uh...
- 734
- 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:49,069
- Are you concerned at
- all about the, um...
- 735
- 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:50,738
- about the health element?
- 736
- 00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:53,715
- I'm not a doctor, I'm a facilitator.
- 737
- 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,080
- I bring creative people together.
- 738
- 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:57,381
- Whatever information there is,
- exists, it's out there.
- 739
- 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:58,682
- People will decide for themselves.
- 740
- 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:01,224
- They should. It's not
- my role to decide for them.
- 741
- 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,226
- It'd be morally presumptuous.
- 742
- 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,888
- <i>I could learn a lot
- from this man.</i>
- 743
- 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,363
- Now, what we need is
- a smoking role model,
- 744
- 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,398
- a real winner.
- 745
- 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,195
- Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
- 746
- 00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:12,360
- Right, on two packs a day.
- 747
- 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,495
- Only he can't live
- in contemporary society.
- 748
- 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:15,503
- Why not?
- 749
- 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:17,597
- The health issue's way too prevalent.
- 750
- 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,643
- People would constantly
- be asking the character
- 751
- 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:22,008
- why he's smoking-
- and that should go unsaid.
- 752
- 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,047
- How do you feel about the future?
- 753
- 00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:26,343
- The future?
- 754
- 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,180
- Yeah, after the health thing's
- blown over.
- 755
- 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:29,617
- A world
- where smokers and nonsmokers
- 756
- 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,120
- live together in perfect harmony.
- 757
- 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:33,588
- Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie
- they're looking to make.
- 758
- 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,625
- <i>Message From Sector Six.</i>
- 759
- 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,752
- All takes place in a space station.
- 760
- 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,727
- They're actively looking
- for some co-financing.
- 761
- 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,298
- So cigarettes in space?
- 762
- 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,526
- It's the final frontier, Nick.
- 763
- 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,625
- But wouldn't they blow up
- in an all-oxygen environment?
- 764
- 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,433
- Probably.
- 765
- 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,133
- But it's an easy fix-
- one line of dialogue:
- 766
- 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,210
- "Thank God we invented the..."
- you know,
- 767
- 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,608
- whatever device.
- 768
- 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,577
- Brad Pitt.
- 769
- 00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:58,239
- Catherine Zeta-Jones.
- 770
- 00:36:58,349 --> 00:36:59,748
- They've just finished ravishing
- 771
- 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:02,445
- each other's bodies
- for the first time.
- 772
- 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,578
- They lie naked, suspended in air
- 773
- 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:06,122
- underneath the heavens.
- 774
- 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,590
- Pitt lights up.
- 775
- 00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,422
- He starts blowing smoke rings
- all around
- 776
- 00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:12,325
- Catherine's naked, flawless body,
- 777
- 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:15,593
- as the galaxies go whizzing
- by over the glass-domed ceiling.
- 778
- 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,759
- Now, tell me that
- doesn't work for you.
- 779
- 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,166
- I'd see that movie.
- 780
- 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,532
- I'd buy the goddamn DVD.
- 781
- 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:23,334
- You know, if the academy
- didn't send them to me for free.
- 782
- 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,908
- You know,
- 783
- 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,170
- you guys ought to think
- about designing a cigarette
- 784
- 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:29,007
- to be released simultaneously
- with the movie.
- 785
- 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,671
- Sector Sixes.
- 786
- 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,340
- No one's ever done it
- with a cigarette.
- 787
- 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:33,576
- Wow.
- 788
- 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:35,584
- Well, where do we go from here?
- 789
- 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,519
- You enjoy the rest of your day
- in L.A. with your son
- 790
- 00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:40,557
- while I find out
- the answers to these questions.
- 791
- 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:43,286
- Hey, where can I get
- a bite to eat with my son?
- 792
- 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,918
- You ought to try Nobu's new place.
- 793
- 00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:47,429
- - He only serves food that's white.
- - Oh, great.
- 794
- 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,929
- <i>So, you go to an office,</i>
- 795
- 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,663
- <i>then you go on TV
- and talk about cigarettes.</i>
- 796
- 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,602
- <i>Then you fly out to L.A.</i>
- 797
- 00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:58,174
- To talk to some guy who
- works with movie stars.
- 798
- 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,575
- - What is that?
- - That's my job; I'm a lobbyist.
- 799
- 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:04,341
- I know, but did you study to do that?
- 800
- 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,940
- No. No, I just kind of figured it out.
- 801
- 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,144
- Then can't anyone just do that?
- 802
- 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:13,189
- No, it, uh, requires a...
- 803
- 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:17,022
- a moral flexibility
- that goes beyond most people.
- 804
- 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,962
- Do I have flexible morals?
- 805
- 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,761
- Well, let's say
- you became a lawyer, right?
- 806
- 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,495
- And you were asked
- to defend a murderer.
- 807
- 00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:27,127
- Worse than that- a child murderer.
- 808
- 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:28,535
- Now,
- 809
- 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,631
- the law states that every person
- deserves a fair trial.
- 810
- 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:33,835
- Would you defend them?
- 811
- 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,640
- I don't know.
- I guess every person
- 812
- 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:37,577
- - deserves a fair defense.
- - Yeah, well,
- 813
- 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,809
- so do multinational corporations.
- 814
- 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:43,216
- So, what happens when you're wrong?
- 815
- 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,982
- <i>Well, Joey, I'm never wrong.</i>
- 816
- 00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,556
- But you can't always be right.
- 817
- 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,592
- Well, if it's your job to be right,
- then you're never wrong.
- 818
- 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,889
- <i>But what if you are wrong?</i>
- 819
- 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,157
- Okay, let's say that
- you're defending chocolate
- 820
- 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:55,596
- and I'm defending vanilla.
- 821
- 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,100
- Now, if I were to say to you,
- 822
- 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:01,103
- "Vanilla's the best flavor
- ice cream," you'd say...?
- 823
- 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:03,264
- - "No, chocolate is."
- - Exactly.
- 824
- 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:04,966
- But you can't win that argument.
- 825
- 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,636
- So, I'll ask you-
- So you think chocolate
- 826
- 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:10,543
- is the end-all and be-all
- of ice cream, do you?
- 827
- 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:12,707
- It's the best ice cream;
- I wouldn't order any other.
- 828
- 00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:14,717
- Oh. So it's all chocolate
- for you, is it?
- 829
- 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:16,411
- Yes, chocolate is all I need.
- 830
- 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,818
- Well, I need more than chocolate.
- 831
- 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,913
- And for that matter,
- I need more than vanilla.
- 832
- 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,787
- I believe that we need
- freedom and choice
- 833
- 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,384
- when it comes to our ice cream,
- and that, Joey Naylor,
- 834
- 00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:26,019
- that is the definition of liberty.
- 835
- 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:28,064
- But that's not what
- we're talking about.
- 836
- 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,566
- <i>Ah, but that's what
- I'm talking about.</i>
- 837
- 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,603
- - But... you didn't prove that vanilla's the best.
- - I didn't have to.
- 838
- 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:36,537
- I proved that you're wrong-
- and if you're wrong, I'm right.
- 839
- 00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:37,608
- But you still didn't
- 840
- 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,766
- convince me.
- 841
- 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,207
- 'Cause I'm not after you.
- 842
- 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:43,610
- I'm after them.
- 843
- 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,164
- Hello?
- 844
- 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:03,165
- Thought I'd give you a little update.
- 845
- 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:05,235
- Jeff. You still at the office?
- 846
- 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,861
- Do you know what time it is
- in Tokyo right now?
- 847
- 00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:09,735
- - No.
- - 4:00 p.m. Tomorrow.
- 848
- 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,637
- It's the future, Nick.
- 849
- 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:14,572
- Anyway, for Pitt to smoke,
- 850
- 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:16,909
- it's $10 million;
- for the pair, it's 25.
- 851
- 00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:20,177
- 25?! Usually when I buy two
- of something, I get a discount.
- 852
- 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:21,478
- What's the extra five for?
- 853
- 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:22,746
- Synergy.
- 854
- 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:25,617
- These are not stupid people;
- they got it right away.
- 855
- 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:27,953
- Pitt and Zeta-Jones lighting up
- after some cosmic fucking
- 856
- 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,527
- in the bubble suite's
- gonna sell a lot of cigarettes.
- 857
- 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:32,061
- Well, for that kind of money,
- 858
- 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:34,063
- my people will expect
- some very serious smoking.
- 859
- 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,655
- Can Brad blow smoke rings?
- 860
- 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,165
- I don't have that information.
- 861
- 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,963
- Well, for $25 million,
- we'd want smoke rings.
- 862
- 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,560
- Oh, one other thing-
- you'll be cofinancing
- 863
- 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:42,605
- the picture
- with the Sultan of Glutan.
- 864
- 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:43,901
- The Sultan of Glutan?
- 865
- 00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:46,033
- The one who massacred
- and enslaved his own people?
- 866
- 00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,634
- Aren't they calling him
- the Hitler of the South Pacific?
- 867
- 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:51,180
- No, I can't speak to that-
- All my dealings with him,
- 868
- 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,011
- he's been a very reasonable
- and sensitive guy.
- 869
- 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,345
- He's fun. You'll like him.
- 870
- 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,646
- I better run it by my people.
- 871
- 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:56,845
- No problem.
- 872
- 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,319
- <i>Oh, that's London calling.</i>
- 873
- 00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,549
- 7:00 a.m. In the Old Empire.
- 874
- 00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:02,216
- Jeff, when do you sleep?
- 875
- 00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:03,554
- Sunday.
- 876
- 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:08,181
- - Operator.
- - Yeah, my light is blinking.
- 877
- 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:11,523
- - There's a package downstairs for you.
- - Okay, send it up.
- 878
- 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:17,262
- Captain, I'm sitting in front
- of an open briefcase.
- 879
- 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,393
- I don't suppose this is a raise.
- 880
- 00:42:19,503 --> 00:42:23,303
- Now, Nick, do you know
- who Lorne Lutch is?
- 881
- 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,102
- Yeah, of course.
- He's the original Marlboro Man.
- 882
- 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,677
- <i>He's dying.
- He was on Sally last week.</i>
- 883
- 00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:29,973
- Not exactly our biggest fan.
- 884
- 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,309
- Well, the money's for him.
- 885
- 00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:34,043
- Now, he has a ranch
- out there in California.
- 886
- 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:35,812
- I want you to bring it to him.
- 887
- 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,754
- He's a cowboy, sir,
- and cowboys don't like bribes.
- 888
- 00:42:39,857 --> 00:42:42,018
- It's not a bribe. No, sir.
- 889
- 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:44,890
- You're going out there
- on wings of angels, son.
- 890
- 00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:47,930
- You mean we're just going
- to give him the money?
- 891
- 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,431
- Well, I think Christ himself
- would say,
- 892
- 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,763
- "That's mighty white of you boys."
- 893
- 00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:53,928
- No gag agreement?
- 894
- 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,438
- Hopefully, he'll be so damn
- overcome with gratitude
- 895
- 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:58,872
- <i>he'll... he'll have to shut up.</i>
- 896
- 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,952
- Hey, kiddo, I got to go do
- a little bit more work
- 897
- 00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:13,148
- this afternoon, all right?
- 898
- 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,155
- Can I come?
- 899
- 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,691
- No. Not this time.
- 900
- 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:17,954
- But I want to see what you do.
- 901
- 00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:00,862
- You stay here, okay?
- 902
- 00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:22,584
- What the fuck are you doing here?
- 903
- 00:44:22,693 --> 00:44:25,287
- Uh... uh...
- 904
- 00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:27,091
- Do you have a minute?
- 905
- 00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:33,897
- What do you want?
- 906
- 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,232
- Dad!
- 907
- 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,465
- Joey, get back in the car.
- 908
- 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,071
- Just want to talk.
- 909
- 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,476
- All right.
- 910
- 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:50,053
- Let's talk.
- 911
- 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:08,904
- Pearl, we got company.
- 912
- 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,739
- Mister, you got a lot of nerve
- walking in here after...
- 913
- 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:18,212
- Honey, why don't you show
- this young man some iced tea?
- 914
- 00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:22,842
- I'll be right back, tiger.
- 915
- 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,830
- Saw you on...
- 916
- 00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:45,431
- Weren't you on that TV show?
- 917
- 00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:48,341
- Yeah. Yeah, that was me.
- 918
- 00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:52,006
- You're lucky you made it
- out of there alive.
- 919
- 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:54,414
- Yeah. Tobacco used to be
- all over the television.
- 920
- 00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:58,511
- Now TV is leading the witch hunt.
- 921
- 00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:00,487
- Strange business.
- 922
- 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,492
- Last year, after I was diagnosed,
- 923
- 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:09,123
- flew east to attend the
- annual stockholders' convention.
- 924
- 00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,869
- Stood up and told them
- I thought
- 925
- 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:17,600
- they ought to cut back
- on their advertising.
- 926
- 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,302
- You know what your boss said to me?
- 927
- 00:46:23,547 --> 00:46:26,607
- He said, "We're certainly sorry
- 928
- 00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:30,483
- "to hear about your medical problem.
- 929
- 00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:34,024
- "However, without
- knowing more
- 930
- 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:37,787
- "of your medical history,
- 931
- 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:39,988
- we can't comment further."
- 932
- 00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:44,796
- But then they tried to pretend
- 933
- 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:46,631
- I never worked for 'em.
- 934
- 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:50,802
- Yeah, I got the pay stubs.
- 935
- 00:46:50,908 --> 00:46:53,672
- But, hell,
- I was on the damn billboards.
- 936
- 00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:57,141
- I never
- even smoked
- 937
- 00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:59,272
- Marlboro.
- 938
- 00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:01,851
- I smoked Kools.
- 939
- 00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:09,384
- You look like a nice-enough fella.
- 940
- 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,791
- What are you doing
- working for these assholes?
- 941
- 00:47:13,697 --> 00:47:15,756
- I'm good at it.
- 942
- 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,094
- Better at doing this
- 943
- 00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:18,862
- than I ever was
- at doing anything else.
- 944
- 00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:20,903
- Aw, hell, son.
- 945
- 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,565
- I was good at shooting VC.
- 946
- 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,642
- I didn't make it my career.
- 947
- 00:47:27,945 --> 00:47:31,608
- I suppose we all
- got to pay the mortgage.
- 948
- 00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:37,613
- Your dad always bring
- you along like this?
- 949
- 00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:40,451
- No. I live with my mom.
- 950
- 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:42,286
- He tell you why he's here today?
- 951
- 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:46,227
- He said that your husband
- was the Marlboro Man.
- 952
- 00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:51,631
- Yeah, well, not anymore.
- 953
- 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:53,202
- Hello.
- 954
- 00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:55,464
- Yeah. Hey, can you hold on a second?
- 955
- 00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:59,668
- You need anything else,
- grab it out of the fridge.
- 956
- 00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,438
- So I'm standing here
- minding my own business,
- 957
- 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,410
- filling up pill bottles...
- 958
- 00:48:03,514 --> 00:48:09,419
- So you're here to talk me
- into shutting up?
- 959
- 00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:13,552
- That what's in that case of yours?
- 960
- 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:16,319
- Yeah, basically.
- 961
- 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:18,927
- No, not basically.
- 962
- 00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:21,259
- That's... that's exactly it.
- 963
- 00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:24,994
- My dignity ain't for sale.
- 964
- 00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,570
- It's not an offer.
- It's a gift.
- 965
- 00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:28,797
- Taxes have all been paid.
- 966
- 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,636
- You get to keep it
- no matter what you do.
- 967
- 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,175
- The idea is that, somehow,
- 968
- 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:35,905
- your guilt will prevent you
- from bad-mouthing us.
- 969
- 00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:37,810
- Are you supposed to be
- 970
- 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,610
- telling me all that?
- 971
- 00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:42,242
- No, sir. Just apologize,
- 972
- 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,115
- give you the money, and leave.
- 973
- 00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:45,984
- <i>Why are you telling me this?</i>
- 974
- 00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:50,493
- Because, this way,
- you'll take the money.
- 975
- 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,856
- Why would I do that?
- 976
- 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:52,951
- Because you're mad.
- 977
- 00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,496
- Damn straight I am.
- 978
- 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:55,587
- The first thing you'll do,
- 979
- 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,792
- <i>is you'll call the L.A. Times,
- and CNN...</i>
- 980
- 00:48:57,901 --> 00:48:59,300
- - Huh?
- - And insist on Bonnie Carlton.
- 981
- 00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:00,301
- She does really good
- 982
- 00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:01,302
- controlled outrage.
- 983
- 00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:02,633
- Tell them, "No Bonnie, no story."
- 984
- 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:03,764
- Watch it on MSNBC.
- 985
- 00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:05,171
- - Okay.
- - When they get here,
- 986
- 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:08,210
- you open up the case...
- 987
- 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:14,077
- and you pour all the cash
- out onto the floor.
- 988
- 00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:15,242
- - Why?
- - Trust me.
- 989
- 00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:16,546
- It'll look more effective that way.
- 990
- 00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:20,714
- Don't forget to shake
- every last bundle out.
- 991
- 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,120
- If you can, you know,
- give a cough or two.
- 992
- 00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:27,129
- Once it's all
- out on the floor,
- 993
- 00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:28,698
- tell them what you're
- going to do with it.
- 994
- 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:29,766
- <i>What am I going to do with it?</i>
- 995
- 00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:30,891
- You're going to donate it.
- 996
- 00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:33,196
- Yeah. Start the Lorne Lutch
- Cancer Foundation.
- 997
- 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:34,634
- You're going to have
- a ranch and a fair
- 998
- 00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:37,366
- and a 5K.
- A 5K is a must. Television...
- 999
- 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:38,498
- Wait a minute.
- 1000
- 00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:40,839
- What about my family?
- 1001
- 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,475
- But, Lorne, you can't keep the money.
- 1002
- 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:47,072
- Why the hell not?
- 1003
- 00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,412
- What do you mean?
- 1004
- 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:51,113
- Denounce us,
- and then keep the blood money?
- 1005
- 00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,518
- I mean, look at it.
- 1006
- 00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:00,695
- I got to think this over.
- 1007
- 00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:01,662
- Lorne, whoa.
- 1008
- 00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:03,756
- News doesn't work that way.
- 1009
- 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:05,892
- You can't denounce us next week.
- 1010
- 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,774
- I don't suppose I can
- denounce you for half of it.
- 1011
- 00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:19,246
- No, Lorne. Either you keep
- all the money,
- 1012
- 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:22,113
- or you... you give it all away.
- 1013
- 00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:34,724
- Dad, how did you know
- 1014
- 00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,697
- he would take the money?
- 1015
- 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,937
- You'd have to be crazy
- to turn down all that money.
- 1016
- 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,507
- When I saw he wasn't crazy,
- I knew he'd take it.
- 1017
- 00:50:46,009 --> 00:50:48,477
- Would you have taken it?
- 1018
- 00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:51,139
- If I were him? Sure.
- 1019
- 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,351
- So would I.
- 1020
- 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:07,955
- I don't think you understand, sir.
- 1021
- 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,362
- He's like a wild animal.
- 1022
- 00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:11,127
- You'll have to be
- on your guard at all times.
- 1023
- 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:12,224
- He has this trick.
- 1024
- 00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:13,530
- Ron, shut up.
- 1025
- 00:51:13,637 --> 00:51:15,468
- I've tangoed with presidents,
- lawyers and Indian chiefs.
- 1026
- 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:18,132
- I think I can handle Mr. Nick Naylor.
- 1027
- 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:21,304
- All right, welcome back, kids.
- 1028
- 00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,311
- We've got two guests
- on the show tonight.
- 1029
- 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,404
- First, joining us
- from our Washington studio...
- 1030
- 00:51:25,515 --> 00:51:27,449
- I must have that tie clip!
- 1031
- 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:30,145
- ...is the senator from
- the great state of Vermont.
- 1032
- 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,415
- Please welcome Ortolan Finistirre.
- 1033
- 00:51:32,522 --> 00:51:33,420
- Welcome, Senator.
- 1034
- 00:51:33,523 --> 00:51:35,081
- Good to be here, Dennis.
- 1035
- 00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:36,887
- And, joining us here
- in our Los Angeles studio,
- 1036
- 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,859
- he is the chief spokesperson
- 1037
- 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:41,157
- for the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
- 1038
- 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,755
- Quite an august chamber, might I add?
- 1039
- 00:51:42,866 --> 00:51:44,629
- - Nick Naylor. Nick, welcome.
- - Pleasure to be here.
- 1040
- 00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:47,465
- All right, I understand you were
- on Joan Lunden's show recently.
- 1041
- 00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,163
- Didn't make a lot
- of friends over there, did you?
- 1042
- 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,638
- I will say that I don't think
- 1043
- 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:52,038
- I'll be getting
- my annual invitation
- 1044
- 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:54,906
- to the Finistirre Labor Day Barbecue.
- 1045
- 00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:57,412
- Well, I continue to offer
- an open invitation to Mr. Naylor
- 1046
- 00:51:57,514 --> 00:51:59,846
- to join us in Congress
- to talk about the inclusion
- 1047
- 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,680
- of our new poison label which,
- if I might say...
- 1048
- 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,947
- Nick, ready to trek up
- the Hill and testify
- 1049
- 00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:06,249
- before Congress?
- 1050
- 00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:08,517
- Well, I'd love to, Dennis,
- but not as long as the senator
- 1051
- 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:09,990
- is calling for me to be fired.
- 1052
- 00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:12,391
- It's not exactly
- a welcome invitation.
- 1053
- 00:52:12,496 --> 00:52:15,021
- Yeah. Bit of a mixed message,
- Senator.
- 1054
- 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,396
- Well, not as mixed as the stance
- that Big Tobacco has taken
- 1055
- 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:19,264
- about the dangers
- of smoking cigarettes.
- 1056
- 00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:20,802
- - Oh, no.
- - Now what are you laughing...?
- 1057
- 00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:22,997
- You're a wind-up artist.
- Give the man his due.
- 1058
- 00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:24,903
- He's got a bit of a point there,
- doesn't he?
- 1059
- 00:52:25,008 --> 00:52:26,873
- Sorry. I just can't
- help myself, Dennis.
- 1060
- 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,638
- I... I... I'm just tickled by the idea
- 1061
- 00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:30,440
- of the gentleman from Vermont
- 1062
- 00:52:30,547 --> 00:52:33,107
- calling me a hypocrite
- when, uh... this same man,
- 1063
- 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:35,081
- in one day, held a press
- conference where he called
- 1064
- 00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:37,676
- for the American tobacco fields
- to be slashed and burned,
- 1065
- 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,380
- then he jumped on a private jet
- 1066
- 00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:41,980
- and flew down to Farm Aid
- where he rode a tractor onstage
- 1067
- 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:45,084
- - Oh, come on.
- - As he bemoaned the downfall
- of the American farmer.
- 1068
- 00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:46,992
- Care to comment, Senator?
- 1069
- 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:49,031
- He... I... No.
- 1070
- 00:52:49,132 --> 00:52:51,362
- Eloquent in its brevity.
- 1071
- 00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:52,594
- Emotional issue.
- 1072
- 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:53,931
- Let's take some phone calls now.
- 1073
- 00:52:54,037 --> 00:52:56,335
- Herndon, Virginia.
- Go ahead. You're on the show.
- 1074
- 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,931
- Dennis, has anyone ever
- announced that they're going
- 1075
- 00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:00,805
- to kill someone live on your show?
- 1076
- 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,142
- My demo's been called quirky
- but, no, at this point,
- 1077
- 00:53:04,247 --> 00:53:06,340
- we're not skewing
- to the emotionally unstable.
- 1078
- 00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:08,577
- Then it's your lucky day.
- 1079
- 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:10,346
- Because I'm here to tell
- you that, within a week,
- 1080
- 00:53:10,454 --> 00:53:13,048
- we're going to dispatch
- Mr. Naylor from this planet
- 1081
- 00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:16,853
- for all the pain and suffering
- he's caused in the world.
- 1082
- 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:23,121
- As I said, emotional issue.
- We're going to break now.
- 1083
- 00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:24,996
- I got to fire a call screener.
- 1084
- 00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:53,395
- Let's go.
- 1085
- 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:31,728
- This is Nick Naylor
- telling you kids,
- 1086
- 00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:35,032
- "Don't do drugs, smoke cigarettes."
- 1087
- 00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:36,298
- That's really great.
- 1088
- 00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:38,033
- It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
- 1089
- 00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:40,268
- New idea:
- 1090
- 00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:42,743
- Cigarettes for the homeless.
- 1091
- 00:54:42,846 --> 00:54:43,938
- We'll call them "hobos."
- 1092
- 00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:46,847
- Uh, that's awful.
- 1093
- 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:48,474
- Any better than "Sector Sixes"?
- 1094
- 00:54:48,585 --> 00:54:50,553
- Right.
- 1095
- 00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:53,487
- Oh, my God, Nick, you're on TV.
- 1096
- 00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:57,286
- "Lobbyist on the lookout."
- 1097
- 00:54:57,394 --> 00:55:00,591
- You got to be kidding me.
- 1098
- 00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:05,562
- I want to fuck you
- while I watch you on TV.
- 1099
- 00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:07,398
- And they call me sick.
- 1100
- 00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:08,402
- Hurry.
- 1101
- 00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:10,496
- Before your segment ends.
- 1102
- 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,541
- All right.
- 1103
- 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,442
- Tell me more about Los Angeles, baby.
- 1104
- 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,710
- Huh?
- 1105
- 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,719
- <i>He says he wants
- to trail me everywhere,</i>
- 1106
- 00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:28,984
- I said, "Who's paying for it?"
- 1107
- 00:55:29,092 --> 00:55:30,582
- He says the tobacco company's
- paying for it.
- 1108
- 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:32,218
- I said, "I don't need a bodyguard."
- 1109
- 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,887
- I'm a man of the people.
- 1110
- 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,862
- Rock on, Kennedy.
- 1111
- 00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,661
- Listen, we're all going to
- need bodyguards soon enough.
- 1112
- 00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,564
- Did you see the coverage
- the fetal alcohol people
- 1113
- 00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:40,727
- got themselves over this weekend?
- 1114
- 00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:42,668
- They made it seem like
- we were encouraging
- 1115
- 00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:43,898
- pregnant women to drink.
- 1116
- 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,099
- I'm surprised I didn't get kidnapped
- 1117
- 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,539
- on my way to work this morning.
- 1118
- 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:50,135
- I don't think people from
- the alcoholic beverage industry
- 1119
- 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:52,238
- need to worry about
- being kidnapped just yet.
- 1120
- 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,442
- Pardon me?
- 1121
- 00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:56,849
- Look, I mean,
- 1122
- 00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:58,944
- nothing personal,
- but tobacco generates
- 1123
- 00:55:59,055 --> 00:56:01,285
- a little more heat than alcohol.
- 1124
- 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:02,858
- Oh, this is news.
- 1125
- 00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:06,588
- My product puts away 475,000 a year.
- 1126
- 00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:09,358
- Oh, okay, now 475 is a legit number.
- 1127
- 00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:10,694
- Okay, 435,000.
- 1128
- 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:11,858
- That's 1,200 a day.
- 1129
- 00:56:11,968 --> 00:56:13,299
- How many alcohol-related deaths
- a year?
- 1130
- 00:56:13,403 --> 00:56:15,530
- - Well, does that...
- - 100,000 tops?
- 1131
- 00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:19,268
- That's, what, 270 a day?
- 1132
- 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,536
- Wowee.
- 1133
- 00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:23,010
- 270 people, a tragedy.
- 1134
- 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:25,104
- Excuse me if I don't exactly see
- terrorists getting excited
- 1135
- 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,842
- about kidnapping anyone
- from the alcohol industry.
- 1136
- 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:28,212
- - Well, you haven't even
- - Okay,
- 1137
- 00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:30,149
- - taken into account the number of deaths
- - let's just
- 1138
- 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:32,949
- - breathe.
- - How many gun deaths a year in the U.S.?
- 1139
- 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,785
- 11,000.
- 1140
- 00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:37,223
- 11,000, are you kidding me?
- 1141
- 00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:39,261
- 30 a day.
- 1142
- 00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:40,795
- That's less than passenger car
- mortalities.
- 1143
- 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,489
- No terrorist would bother
- with either of you.
- 1144
- 00:56:56,179 --> 00:56:57,942
- Okay, look...
- stupid argument.
- 1145
- 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,073
- I'll say.
- 1146
- 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:03,152
- I'm sure both of you warrant
- vigilante justice.
- 1147
- 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,016
- Thank you.
- 1148
- 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,137
- Hey... please.
- Stop... hey.
- 1149
- 00:57:27,244 --> 00:57:28,336
- Who are you guys?
- 1150
- 00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:34,547
- <i>And freedom means
- that we can do what we want.</i>
- 1151
- 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:37,017
- And that's really important.
- 1152
- 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,715
- Because otherwise,
- we couldn't be free.
- 1153
- 00:57:40,824 --> 00:57:44,851
- And that's why America is
- the best government in the world.
- 1154
- 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:46,519
- Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
- 1155
- 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:49,326
- Hey, no need for that,
- no need for that.
- 1156
- 00:57:49,432 --> 00:57:50,797
- Whoa, whoa, hey.
- 1157
- 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:51,867
- Hey, wait.
- 1158
- 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,162
- Can we get a dialogue going here?
- 1159
- 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:56,034
- Nick, we want you
- to stop killing people.
- 1160
- 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,868
- So many people.
- 1161
- 00:57:57,974 --> 00:57:59,532
- Half a million people a year
- in the U.S.
- 1162
- 00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,338
- That, there's no data
- to support that.
- 1163
- 00:58:01,444 --> 00:58:03,571
- Nick... you're not on TV anymore.
- 1164
- 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,678
- Okay, Joey, it's your turn.
- 1165
- 00:58:11,288 --> 00:58:12,550
- Hey!
- 1166
- 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,055
- Nick, how much do you smoke a day?
- 1167
- 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,715
- Hey, what are you doing?
- 1168
- 00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:18,089
- According to the box,
- each one of those patches
- 1169
- 00:58:18,194 --> 00:58:20,355
- contains 21 milligrams of nicotine.
- 1170
- 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:21,430
- That's, like, what?
- 1171
- 00:58:21,531 --> 00:58:22,930
- One pack?
- 1172
- 00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:25,331
- Our industry has been working
- hand in hand with...
- 1173
- 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,369
- Nick! Just listen, all right?
- 1174
- 00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,028
- What makes America
- the best government?
- 1175
- 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:31,437
- The passion that doesn't exist
- anywhere in the world.
- 1176
- 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,441
- Says here there are
- many adverse reactions
- 1177
- 00:58:33,543 --> 00:58:34,601
- from those things.
- 1178
- 00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:36,611
- Let's see, "arrhythmia,
- 1179
- 00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:38,180
- "constipation, dyspepsia,
- 1180
- 00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:40,806
- - "nausea...
- - My industry does $48 billion in revenue.
- 1181
- 00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:42,612
- Pharyngitis, sinusitis..."
- 1182
- 00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:45,552
- Sure you can call it capitalism,
- a free market,
- 1183
- 00:58:45,655 --> 00:58:47,282
- a celebration of tariff breakdowns...
- 1184
- 00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:50,052
- "dysmenorrhea..."
- 1185
- 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,128
- I don't even want to know
- what that means.
- 1186
- 00:58:52,228 --> 00:58:53,991
- Hey, look, I guess you could
- start by, you know,
- 1187
- 00:58:54,097 --> 00:58:55,894
- asking for five million,
- working your way up from there.
- 1188
- 00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:57,432
- But I don't want any money, Nick.
- 1189
- 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,466
- Well, what do you want?
- 1190
- 00:58:58,568 --> 00:58:59,865
- I mean, I'm all ears here.
- 1191
- 00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:03,097
- I have another word for it...
- 1192
- 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:04,434
- love.
- 1193
- 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,168
- What does any man want?
- 1194
- 00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:07,834
- The love of a woman,
- 1195
- 00:59:07,944 --> 00:59:09,138
- crisp bacon...
- 1196
- 00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:14,114
- an average life span over 80 years.
- 1197
- 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:16,583
- Oh, Nick...
- 1198
- 00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,814
- you don't look so good.
- 1199
- 00:59:27,831 --> 00:59:29,594
- <i>If you should smell smoke,</i>
- 1200
- 00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:32,167
- <i>please dial zero for the operator.</i>
- 1201
- 00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:36,398
- <i>Before leaving the room,
- check the door for heat.</i>
- 1202
- 00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:39,168
- <i>Find your nearest
- emergency exit,</i>
- 1203
- 00:59:39,275 --> 00:59:43,336
- <i>then soak a washcloth
- and cover your nose and mouth.</i>
- 1204
- 00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,909
- <i>Do not remove your washcloth.</i>
- 1205
- 00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:50,782
- <i>Try at all times to avoid
- breathing in the smoke.</i>
- 1206
- 00:59:50,887 --> 00:59:54,152
- <i>If necessary, crawl on
- Your hands and knees</i>
- 1207
- 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,555
- <i>to avoid the inhalation of smoke.</i>
- 1208
- 00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:58,354
- <i>Do not be alarmed.</i>
- 1209
- 00:59:58,461 --> 01:00:00,759
- <i>There are still
- no conclusive studies</i>
- 1210
- 01:00:00,864 --> 01:00:03,594
- <i>that link smoking to emphysema.</i>
- 1211
- 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,165
- <i>You woke up.</i>
- 1212
- 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,436
- <i>Perhaps a bad choice of inflection.</i>
- 1213
- 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:18,207
- <i>Is she implying that I
- could've just as easily not?</i>
- 1214
- 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,620
- I was so scared.
- 1215
- 01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:31,989
- Hey, Joey.
- 1216
- 01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:34,858
- What happened?
- 1217
- 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,694
- No nonsmoker
- could've ever withstood
- 1218
- 01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:39,792
- the amount of nicotine
- you had in your bloodstream.
- 1219
- 01:00:39,903 --> 01:00:41,871
- Hate to say it, but...
- 1220
- 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,531
- cigarettes saved your life.
- 1221
- 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,334
- Can I quote you on that, doc?
- 1222
- 01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:50,709
- You're a real trooper, my boy.
- 1223
- 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,645
- Hey, Captain,
- 1224
- 01:00:52,749 --> 01:00:54,080
- where are you?
- 1225
- 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:55,913
- Winston-Salem General.
- 1226
- 01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:59,854
- Damn heart failing me again.
- 1227
- 01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,685
- I thought we could be roommates.
- 1228
- 01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:03,019
- Nick, before
- we get sidetracked,
- 1229
- 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:04,821
- there is one thing.
- 1230
- 01:01:04,928 --> 01:01:07,419
- All right, don't get
- all dramatic on me, doc.
- 1231
- 01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,555
- You can't smoke.
- 1232
- 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:14,394
- That's no problem.
- 1233
- 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,028
- I've quit before.
- 1234
- 01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:18,039
- I did during the pregnancy.
- 1235
- 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:19,199
- How long, you think?
- 1236
- 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:21,368
- I don't think you understand.
- 1237
- 01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:24,038
- It's a miracle you came
- out of this alive.
- 1238
- 01:01:24,147 --> 01:01:25,739
- Any smoking- one cigarette...
- 1239
- 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,942
- could put you right back
- into a paralytic state.
- 1240
- 01:01:28,051 --> 01:01:30,645
- Your body just can't handle it.
- 1241
- 01:01:35,959 --> 01:01:37,950
- Nick, I don't want to put
- any more pressure on you,
- 1242
- 01:01:38,061 --> 01:01:39,892
- but we got a camera crew
- waiting out there.
- 1243
- 01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:42,021
- If we want to make
- the evening news...
- 1244
- 01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:44,691
- You want to unhook me here?
- 1245
- 01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:48,703
- This just goes to prove what
- I've been saying for so long.
- 1246
- 01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:52,935
- These nicotine patches
- are just deadly.
- 1247
- 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:54,805
- Smoking saved my life.
- 1248
- 01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:57,505
- Considering your condition,
- will you still be able to appear
- 1249
- 01:01:57,614 --> 01:01:59,673
- before Senator Finistirre's
- subcommittee hearing
- 1250
- 01:01:59,782 --> 01:02:01,807
- on the usage of poison labels
- on cigarette packaging?
- 1251
- 01:02:01,918 --> 01:02:03,510
- Oh, I think now more than ever
- 1252
- 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,451
- it is imperative that I be there.
- 1253
- 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,580
- Nothing will keep me from testifying.
- 1254
- 01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:10,750
- Fucking kidnapping.
- 1255
- 01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:12,259
- I don't understand, sir.
- 1256
- 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:15,627
- Aren't we considering
- the kidnapping a good thing?
- 1257
- 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,393
- Well, he didn't die.
- 1258
- 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,832
- He was almost killed, sir.
- 1259
- 01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:21,096
- That's the point.
- 1260
- 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:23,297
- Now he looks like a victim,
- lucky bastard.
- 1261
- 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:27,335
- The way I heard it,
- D.C. Police found you naked
- 1262
- 01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:29,104
- laying in Lincoln's crotch
- 1263
- 01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:32,909
- <i>covered in nicotine patches
- with a sign across your chest</i>
- 1264
- 01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:35,507
- - that said...
- - He doesn't need to hear the details.
- 1265
- 01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:37,950
- It was some pretty fucked up shit.
- 1266
- 01:02:38,054 --> 01:02:39,021
- Shh!
- 1267
- 01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:40,111
- How are you feeling?
- 1268
- 01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,556
- I don't know.
- 1269
- 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:46,185
- First time I'm thinking these
- cigarettes are pretty dangerous.
- 1270
- 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:48,264
- You might be right about that.
- 1271
- 01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:49,797
- What are you doing?
- 1272
- 01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:53,502
- It may be small,
- but it'll do the trick.
- 1273
- 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,729
- One shot, bam.
- 1274
- 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:57,101
- Listen, Nick is not
- going to shoot anyone.
- 1275
- 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:58,332
- Cool.
- 1276
- 01:02:58,441 --> 01:02:59,373
- Yeah, huh?
- 1277
- 01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:00,703
- I mean, uh...
- 1278
- 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:02,641
- guns are to be treated with
- respect, you understand that?
- 1279
- 01:03:02,745 --> 01:03:04,713
- You'll make a great father.
- 1280
- 01:03:04,814 --> 01:03:06,179
- Thanks.
- 1281
- 01:03:10,153 --> 01:03:11,643
- Hey, there he is!
- 1282
- 01:03:11,754 --> 01:03:13,449
- Hey, he's back!
- 1283
- 01:03:13,556 --> 01:03:14,989
- Hey!
- 1284
- 01:03:15,091 --> 01:03:16,524
- Welcome back.
- 1285
- 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:18,719
- - You okay?
- - Great.
- 1286
- 01:03:18,828 --> 01:03:20,557
- Good, 'cause you're booked on
- all the Sunday talk shows.
- 1287
- 01:03:20,663 --> 01:03:23,461
- For once we got public sympathy
- on our side.
- 1288
- 01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:26,228
- We can start our own little
- celebrity victim tour.
- 1289
- 01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:28,702
- I mean, we couldn't have planned
- this thing better ourselves.
- 1290
- 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,636
- Oh, maybe next time
- I can lose a lung.
- 1291
- 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:34,743
- Oh. Uh, I heard the, uh...
- 1292
- 01:03:34,844 --> 01:03:37,039
- Heather Holloway article
- is coming out tomorrow.
- 1293
- 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:39,080
- Really?
- 1294
- 01:03:39,182 --> 01:03:40,308
- Yeah, anything I should be
- worried about?
- 1295
- 01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:42,884
- Uh, yeah, the Cancer Association.
- 1296
- 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,351
- Apparently, they have it in for us.
- 1297
- 01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:46,684
- Fuckers.
- 1298
- 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:58,067
- What?
- 1299
- 01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,829
- I got a call from the paper.
- 1300
- 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:03,098
- Really?
- What'd they want?
- 1301
- 01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:06,266
- They wanted the correct spelling
- of my name and job title.
- 1302
- 01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:08,207
- You didn't tell her
- about us, did you?
- 1303
- 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:09,972
- Who?
- 1304
- 01:04:10,079 --> 01:04:11,273
- Heather?
- 1305
- 01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,246
- No.
- 1306
- 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,213
- I mean, maybe in passing, I...
- 1307
- 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,947
- In passing.
- 1308
- 01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:20,283
- Oh, God, he fucked her.
- 1309
- 01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:21,755
- I tried to warn you.
- 1310
- 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,292
- Hey, he didn't fuck her.
- You didn't fuck her, did you?
- 1311
- 01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:28,196
- When?
- 1312
- 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:29,229
- In passing.
- 1313
- 01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:30,458
- Look, she's a really nice girl.
- 1314
- 01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:31,590
- Oh, God.
- 1315
- 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,692
- We're really fucked.
- 1316
- 01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:54,819
- <i>'Nick Naylor,
- lead spokesman for big tobacco,</i>
- 1317
- 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:57,950
- <i>'would have you believe he
- thinks cigarettes are harmless.</i>
- 1318
- 01:04:58,061 --> 01:05:01,497
- <i>'But really, he's doing it
- for the mortgage.</i>
- 1319
- 01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:05,624
- <i>The MOD squad-meaning,
- of course, merchants of death...</i>
- 1320
- 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,000
- <i>is comprised of Polly Bailey
- of the Moderation Council</i>
- 1321
- 01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:10,504
- <i>and Bobby Jay Bliss</i>
- 1322
- 01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:14,542
- <i>of the gun business's
- own advisory group, SAFETY.</i>
- 1323
- 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:18,171
- <i>As explained by Naylor,
- the sole purpose of their meetings</i>
- 1324
- 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:20,181
- <i>is to compete for
- the highest death toll</i>
- 1325
- 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:21,841
- <i>as they compare strategies</i>
- 1326
- 01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:24,977
- <i>on how to dupe the American people.</i>
- 1327
- 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,682
- <i>The film, Message from Sector Six,</i>
- 1328
- 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:29,985
- <i>would emphasize the sex appeal
- of cigarettes</i>
- 1329
- 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,084
- <i>in a way that only floating, nude,</i>
- 1330
- 01:05:32,195 --> 01:05:35,858
- <i>copulating Hollywood stars could.</i>
- 1331
- 01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:39,196
- <i>This did not stop Nick
- from bribing the dying man</i>
- 1332
- 01:05:39,302 --> 01:05:42,271
- <i>with a suitcase of cash
- to keep quiet on the subject</i>
- 1333
- 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:46,501
- <i>of his recent lung cancer diagnosis.</i>
- 1334
- 01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:50,136
- <i>Nick's own son, Joey Naylor,
- seems to be being groomed</i>
- 1335
- 01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:52,237
- <i>for the job as he joins his father</i>
- 1336
- 01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:55,283
- <i>on the majority of his trips.</i>
- 1337
- 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,051
- I have Heather Holloway on line one.
- 1338
- 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,286
- Heather.
- 1339
- 01:06:05,394 --> 01:06:07,191
- Hey, Nick, what did you think?
- 1340
- 01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:08,957
- Heather, uh... I...
- 1341
- 01:06:09,065 --> 01:06:11,556
- I mean, there's a lot
- of information in here, Heather,
- 1342
- 01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:13,157
- that is off the record.
- 1343
- 01:06:13,269 --> 01:06:15,533
- You never said anything
- about off the record.
- 1344
- 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:20,075
- I presumed anything said while
- I was inside you was privileged.
- 1345
- 01:06:20,176 --> 01:06:21,643
- Nick...
- 1346
- 01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:23,871
- If you wanted to talk on a plane
- 1347
- 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:27,347
- or at a movie or over dinner,
- that would have been fine.
- 1348
- 01:06:27,450 --> 01:06:29,475
- But you wanted to fuck.
- 1349
- 01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:31,018
- That's fine by me.
- 1350
- 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,145
- You used me.
- 1351
- 01:06:33,256 --> 01:06:34,883
- Oh, Nick, come on.
- 1352
- 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,016
- Now we're being children.
- 1353
- 01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:39,185
- Look, we both love our jobs.
- 1354
- 01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:41,855
- I'm just a reporter,
- and you're just a lobbyist.
- 1355
- 01:06:41,964 --> 01:06:44,194
- How can you do this to me?
- 1356
- 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:48,494
- For the mortgage.
- 1357
- 01:06:56,913 --> 01:06:57,880
- Bitch.
- 1358
- 01:06:57,980 --> 01:06:59,038
- Whore.
- 1359
- 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:02,379
- You should have been
- more careful, Nick.
- 1360
- 01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:05,283
- You've destroyed all the good
- will created by your kidnapping.
- 1361
- 01:07:05,388 --> 01:07:06,685
- Well, we'll work up a rebuttal.
- 1362
- 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:09,519
- Heather Holloway isn't
- the only reporter in town.
- 1363
- 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:10,785
- No, there isn't going
- to be any rebuttal.
- 1364
- 01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:11,951
- What do you mean?
- 1365
- 01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:13,392
- Don't talk to anyone.
- 1366
- 01:07:13,496 --> 01:07:15,259
- We're pulling you
- from the congressional hearing.
- 1367
- 01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:16,922
- No, no, no. You can't pull me
- from the congressional hearing.
- 1368
- 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:18,364
- All you'll be doing is giving
- credence to her article.
- 1369
- 01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:19,695
- I'm ready to testify.
- 1370
- 01:07:19,802 --> 01:07:21,463
- Look, Nick, half of my job
- is damage control.
- 1371
- 01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:22,663
- Today, that consists
- 1372
- 01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:25,400
- of distancing ourselves
- from you entirely...
- 1373
- 01:07:25,508 --> 01:07:29,239
- letting you take
- all the heat on this article.
- 1374
- 01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,074
- Your job relied on your ability
- to keep secrets
- 1375
- 01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,272
- and spin the truth.
- 1376
- 01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:34,076
- I just cannot imagine a way
- 1377
- 01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:35,810
- in which you could have fucked
- up more.
- 1378
- 01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:38,751
- There's just no way I could
- possibly keep you on staff.
- 1379
- 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:40,652
- Then I assume you've run this
- by the captain.
- 1380
- 01:07:40,756 --> 01:07:42,690
- Captain died this morning.
- 1381
- 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,550
- <i>Mr. Naylor,
- this is Pete in Security from the Academy.</i>
- 1382
- 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:44,517
- <i>Your things are waiting for you</i>
- 1383
- 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,281
- <i>at the information kiosk
- in the lobby.</i>
- 1384
- 01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:47,583
- <i>Look, if you don't pick your
- stuff up by Friday,</i>
- 1385
- 01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:50,022
- <i>we're instructed to throw it out.</i>
- 1386
- 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,661
- <i>Mr. Naylor, this is Special
- Agent Johnson with the FBI.</i>
- 1387
- 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:57,426
- <i>Having not found any leads in
- Your kidnapping investigation,</i>
- 1388
- 01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:58,830
- <i>we're going to be
- handing over the case</i>
- 1389
- 01:08:58,935 --> 01:08:59,993
- <i>to the local D.C. Police,</i>
- 1390
- 01:09:00,102 --> 01:09:02,297
- <i>so please refer to them
- in the future</i>
- 1391
- 01:09:02,405 --> 01:09:03,997
- <i>for any updates and questions.</i>
- 1392
- 01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:08,536
- <i>Nick, Jack in Jeff Megall's office.</i>
- 1393
- 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:12,080
- <i>Jeff really enjoyed
- meeting you the other day</i>
- 1394
- 01:09:12,181 --> 01:09:14,240
- <i>and he's just... he's torn up
- about the fact</i>
- 1395
- 01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,113
- <i>that you two couldn't find
- a project to work on.</i>
- 1396
- 01:09:16,218 --> 01:09:18,345
- <i>He's really just... I don't know.</i>
- 1397
- 01:09:18,454 --> 01:09:20,217
- <i>So, listen,
- but we should hang, at least,</i>
- 1398
- 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,291
- <i>so you drop me a line
- whenever you're in town.</i>
- 1399
- 01:09:22,391 --> 01:09:25,849
- <i>Uh... my e-mail is, uh...</i>
- 1400
- 01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:43,071
- Who is it?
- 1401
- 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,079
- It's me, Nick.
- 1402
- 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,541
- Jill, this is a bad time.
- 1403
- 01:09:49,652 --> 01:09:51,244
- Let me in.
- 1404
- 01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:54,351
- No.
- 1405
- 01:09:54,457 --> 01:09:57,426
- I brought someone
- who needs to talk to you.
- 1406
- 01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:03,928
- Hey, buddy.
- 1407
- 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,967
- Hey, Dad.
- 1408
- 01:10:06,068 --> 01:10:08,093
- Coke in the fridge.
- 1409
- 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:19,310
- So, this Heather Holloway,
- she must have been pretty hot.
- 1410
- 01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:22,316
- Yes. She's pretty hot.
- 1411
- 01:10:22,418 --> 01:10:24,443
- Don't take it so hard.
- 1412
- 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:27,181
- A few flaws can be appealing.
- 1413
- 01:10:27,289 --> 01:10:28,381
- Makes you human.
- 1414
- 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:29,924
- Who wants to be human?
- 1415
- 01:10:30,026 --> 01:10:31,391
- Well, I know one person
- 1416
- 01:10:31,494 --> 01:10:34,463
- who still thinks you're a God.
- 1417
- 01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:53,676
- Why did you tell that reporter
- all your secrets?
- 1418
- 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:59,547
- You're too young to understand.
- 1419
- 01:10:59,655 --> 01:11:02,749
- Mom says it's because
- you have dependency issues
- 1420
- 01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:04,348
- and it was all just
- a matter of time
- 1421
- 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:06,621
- before you threw it all away
- on some tramp.
- 1422
- 01:11:06,729 --> 01:11:10,028
- Well, that's one theory.
- 1423
- 01:11:10,132 --> 01:11:11,963
- Why are you hiding from everyone?
- 1424
- 01:11:12,068 --> 01:11:17,665
- It has something to do with
- being generally hated right now.
- 1425
- 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:19,263
- But it's your job to be
- generally hated.
- 1426
- 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:22,139
- It's more complicated
- than that, Joey.
- 1427
- 01:11:22,244 --> 01:11:24,508
- You're just making it
- more complicated
- 1428
- 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,171
- so that you can feel
- sorry for yourself.
- 1429
- 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,011
- Like you always said,
- 1430
- 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,416
- "If you want an easy job,
- go work for the Red Cross."
- 1431
- 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,147
- You're a lobbyist.
- 1432
- 01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:36,349
- Your job is to be right, and
- you're the best at what you do.
- 1433
- 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:39,392
- You're the sultan of spin.
- 1434
- 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:41,995
- "Sultan of spin"?
- 1435
- 01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:43,622
- <i>Mom subscribes to Newsweek.</i>
- 1436
- 01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:46,398
- Who cares what the Brads
- 1437
- 01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:47,526
- of the world think?
- 1438
- 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:48,898
- He's not my dad.
- 1439
- 01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:52,073
- You are.
- 1440
- 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:55,405
- <i>And right there,
- looking into Joey's eyes,</i>
- 1441
- 01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:58,912
- <i>it all came back in a rush.</i>
- 1442
- 01:11:59,014 --> 01:12:01,482
- <i>Why I do what I do-
- defending the defenseless,</i>
- 1443
- 01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:03,882
- <i>protecting the disenfranchised
- corporations</i>
- 1444
- 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:06,045
- <i>that have been abandoned
- by their very own consumers...</i>
- 1445
- 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,419
- <i>the logger...</i>
- 1446
- 01:12:08,524 --> 01:12:10,754
- <i>the sweatshop foreman...</i>
- 1447
- 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:12,885
- <i>the oil driller...</i>
- 1448
- 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,156
- <i>the land mine developer...</i>
- 1449
- 01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:18,563
- <i>the baby seal poacher...</i>
- 1450
- 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,066
- Baby seal poacher?
- 1451
- 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,534
- Even I think that's kind of cruel.
- 1452
- 01:12:21,637 --> 01:12:23,730
- All right, you're missing the point.
- 1453
- 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,602
- I must be, because I thought
- you were apologizing.
- 1454
- 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:26,675
- I'm getting to that.
- 1455
- 01:12:26,775 --> 01:12:28,538
- When?
- 1456
- 01:12:28,644 --> 01:12:31,112
- Look.
- 1457
- 01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:36,048
- The two of you, you're
- basically my only friends,
- 1458
- 01:12:36,152 --> 01:12:38,450
- and the last thing that
- I would ever want to do
- 1459
- 01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,249
- would be to hurt you.
- 1460
- 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,221
- And, I can only imagine...
- 1461
- 01:12:42,324 --> 01:12:43,348
- Why are you smiling?
- 1462
- 01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:45,120
- Why is he smiling?
- 1463
- 01:12:45,227 --> 01:12:47,320
- He won a hundred bucks off of you.
- 1464
- 01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:50,455
- I bet Polly you'd spill the beans
- to that reporter.
- 1465
- 01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:53,034
- That goes against everything
- that we stand for.
- 1466
- 01:12:53,135 --> 01:12:55,399
- Oh, please! You've ratted us out
- to some reporter with tits!
- 1467
- 01:12:55,504 --> 01:12:57,404
- Glorious tits.
- 1468
- 01:12:57,506 --> 01:12:59,804
- Only after you created a betting
- pool testing my incompetence?
- 1469
- 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:01,968
- Do you have any idea the beating
- I'm taking at Moderation?
- 1470
- 01:13:02,077 --> 01:13:04,807
- Well, look, I'm sure both of
- you are under a lot of scrutiny.
- 1471
- 01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:07,109
- You know what?
- You can stop using the plural.
- 1472
- 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:10,413
- The guys at Safety actually liked
- the name "Merchants of Death."
- 1473
- 01:13:10,519 --> 01:13:11,816
- They're gonna have
- some bumper stickers made up.
- 1474
- 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:13,821
- I'll make sure you get one.
- 1475
- 01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:15,857
- Thank you.
- 1476
- 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:19,858
- That is disgusting.
- 1477
- 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,959
- It's American.
- 1478
- 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:24,623
- Can I have a bite?
- 1479
- 01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,257
- Mmm.
- 1480
- 01:13:26,368 --> 01:13:28,427
- So I guess this means
- 1481
- 01:13:28,537 --> 01:13:31,768
- you won't be appearing
- at Finistirre's subcommittee.
- 1482
- 01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:34,104
- Hmm. I was kind of looking
- forward to it, too.
- 1483
- 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,974
- It's kind of cool in
- a Jimmy Stewart sort of way.
- 1484
- 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,604
- More like an Ollie North sort of way.
- 1485
- 01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,945
- Finistirre would have
- torn you a new asshole
- 1486
- 01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:43,575
- in a House of Parliament, no less.
- 1487
- 01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:44,983
- I could have taken him.
- 1488
- 01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:46,748
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, yeah? What would you have said?
- 1489
- 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:48,083
- I don't know.
- 1490
- 01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:51,421
- I'd just like him to feel
- immeasurable pain,
- 1491
- 01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:52,994
- humiliation.
- 1492
- 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,562
- Yeah, well, that would be
- kind of tough.
- 1493
- 01:13:54,663 --> 01:13:56,028
- I mean, he's already a Senator.
- 1494
- 01:13:57,967 --> 01:14:00,162
- I mean, how would you get
- back in even if you wanted to?
- 1495
- 01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:05,366
- Uh-oh.
- 1496
- 01:14:11,313 --> 01:14:12,610
- You're not gonna like this.
- 1497
- 01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:16,844
- Hello.
- Thanks very much for coming.
- 1498
- 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:19,284
- First of all, I'd like to say
- a few words
- 1499
- 01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:20,514
- to all the people who
- are mentioned
- 1500
- 01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,682
- in the recent newspaper article.
- 1501
- 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,281
- Please take comfort in knowing
- 1502
- 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:28,159
- that I will not rest until
- your names are cleared.
- 1503
- 01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:30,357
- This experience has taught me
- an important lesson...
- 1504
- 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,263
- having sexual affairs
- with members of the press
- 1505
- 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:33,858
- is just unfair.
- 1506
- 01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:35,800
- It's not unfair to me, mind you,
- 1507
- 01:14:35,904 --> 01:14:39,362
- but to all the people in my life
- whose only crime is knowing me.
- 1508
- 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,672
- It was your names, not mine,
- that suffered
- 1509
- 01:14:42,778 --> 01:14:45,303
- from a meaningless affair
- with a seductress
- 1510
- 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:48,872
- in the form of a young
- brunette Washington reporter
- 1511
- 01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:50,542
- whose name I won't mention
- 1512
- 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,587
- because I have dignity.
- 1513
- 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:55,514
- Mr. Naylor!
- 1514
- 01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:57,421
- Are you still planning
- on testifying
- 1515
- 01:14:57,526 --> 01:14:59,619
- at tomorrow's subcommittee
- hearing on tobacco?
- 1516
- 01:14:59,728 --> 01:15:01,992
- I'm glad you asked that question.
- 1517
- 01:15:02,097 --> 01:15:03,860
- There have been wide accusations of me
- dropping out of tomorrow's hearing.
- 1518
- 01:15:03,966 --> 01:15:05,194
- Let it be known
- 1519
- 01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:07,030
- that unless Senator Finistirre
- has withdrawn my invitation
- 1520
- 01:15:07,136 --> 01:15:08,569
- - to speak, it is my plan
- - It's called a subpoena.
- 1521
- 01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:10,502
- To be in Congress tomorrow
- to share my knowledge
- 1522
- 01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:12,870
- of big tobacco and all those
- who enjoy its products.
- 1523
- 01:15:12,975 --> 01:15:14,237
- Thank you very much.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- 1524
- 01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:16,496
- Still feel like Jimmy Stewart?
- 1525
- 01:16:27,516 --> 01:16:28,505
- Good.
- 1526
- 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:37,684
- Why don't you all go ahead?
- 1527
- 01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:39,317
- This could be a while.
- 1528
- 01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:49,227
- If we could, um... if we could
- take our seats, please.
- 1529
- 01:16:51,974 --> 01:16:54,534
- Gentlemen, ladies.
- 1530
- 01:16:54,643 --> 01:16:57,373
- If I may call this meeting to order.
- 1531
- 01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:02,246
- We'll do everything we can to
- keep things brief and concise
- 1532
- 01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:03,875
- so that we can all
- get out of here on time.
- 1533
- 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:07,478
- The skull and crossbones
- means one thing:
- 1534
- 01:17:07,589 --> 01:17:09,056
- Poison.
- 1535
- 01:17:09,158 --> 01:17:11,854
- Thus, the message is quite clear.
- 1536
- 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,121
- Like any other product
- that carries the branding,
- 1537
- 01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:17,460
- if you take it, you will die.
- 1538
- 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:20,626
- Yes, but isn't this overkill?
- 1539
- 01:17:20,736 --> 01:17:24,001
- Why don't we just use words,
- as we currently do?
- 1540
- 01:17:24,106 --> 01:17:27,906
- Something that describes the
- dangers of cigarette smoking.
- 1541
- 01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:29,034
- Well, the American public
- is not affected
- 1542
- 01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:30,611
- by masthead anymore.
- 1543
- 01:17:30,712 --> 01:17:31,872
- They need images.
- 1544
- 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,346
- We've done studies
- which show that consumers react
- 1545
- 01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:37,010
- up to 80% more to imagery
- rather than words.
- 1546
- 01:17:37,119 --> 01:17:38,416
- The stats are there.
- 1547
- 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,317
- It's just sad
- 1548
- 01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:42,754
- that the Academy of Tobacco
- Studies did not release
- 1549
- 01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:44,257
- this type of information earlier.
- 1550
- 01:17:44,359 --> 01:17:47,328
- When you say
- the Academy of Tobacco Studies,
- 1551
- 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:48,760
- you're referring to...
- 1552
- 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:49,990
- Yes.
- 1553
- 01:17:50,098 --> 01:17:51,827
- To the coalition...
- 1554
- 01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:52,866
- Yes, the coalition.
- 1555
- 01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:54,560
- The big... big tobacco...
- 1556
- 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:55,932
- ...that is represented by...
- 1557
- 01:17:56,038 --> 01:17:57,266
- By, um...
- 1558
- 01:17:57,372 --> 01:17:58,498
- And specifically
- 1559
- 01:17:58,607 --> 01:17:59,505
- Mr...
- 1560
- 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:00,666
- Um...
- 1561
- 01:18:00,776 --> 01:18:02,368
- Mr., uh, Nick Naylor.
- 1562
- 01:18:02,478 --> 01:18:03,376
- Nick Naylor?
- 1563
- 01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:04,446
- Thank you very much.
- 1564
- 01:18:06,448 --> 01:18:07,346
- <i>The current use</i>
- 1565
- 01:18:07,449 --> 01:18:09,076
- of words instead of imagery
- 1566
- 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:12,779
- is an obvious move against
- the non-English-speaking population
- 1567
- 01:18:12,888 --> 01:18:14,355
- of the United States.
- 1568
- 01:18:14,456 --> 01:18:16,583
- The skull and crossbones
- 1569
- 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:20,059
- speak loudly in all languages.
- 1570
- 01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:22,756
- By not using it,
- they're saying
- 1571
- 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:26,892
- they want those who can't
- read English to die.
- 1572
- 01:18:27,002 --> 01:18:28,765
- Hmm. Senor Herrera,
- 1573
- 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:31,704
- could you clarify "they"?
- 1574
- 01:18:31,807 --> 01:18:33,104
- <i>Let it be known,</i>
- 1575
- 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,676
- <i>the public beating
- has not gone out of style.</i>
- 1576
- 01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:45,179
- Nick Naylor, please step forward.
- 1577
- 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,525
- You go sit with him.
- 1578
- 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:08,900
- Please state your name,
- address and current occupation.
- 1579
- 01:19:09,011 --> 01:19:10,137
- My name is Nick Naylor.
- 1580
- 01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:12,008
- I live at 6000
- Massachusetts Avenue
- 1581
- 01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:14,014
- and I am currently unemployed,
- 1582
- 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:16,243
- but until recently,
- I was the vice president
- 1583
- 01:19:16,351 --> 01:19:17,841
- of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
- 1584
- 01:19:17,953 --> 01:19:18,851
- Mr. Naylor,
- 1585
- 01:19:18,954 --> 01:19:22,412
- as vice president
- of the Academy
- 1586
- 01:19:22,524 --> 01:19:24,492
- of Tobacco Studies,
- what was required of you?
- 1587
- 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:25,821
- What did you do?
- 1588
- 01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:29,420
- I informed the public
- of all the research performed
- 1589
- 01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:31,522
- in the investigation
- on the effects of tobacco.
- 1590
- 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:32,759
- Mm-hmm,
- and what,
- 1591
- 01:19:32,868 --> 01:19:35,428
- so far,
- has the Academy concluded
- 1592
- 01:19:35,537 --> 01:19:37,971
- in their investigation
- into the effects of tobacco?
- 1593
- 01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:40,337
- Well, many things, actually.
- 1594
- 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,205
- Why, just the other day
- they uncovered evidence
- 1595
- 01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:44,142
- that smoking can offset
- Parkinson's disease.
- 1596
- 01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,309
- I'm sure the health
- community
- 1597
- 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,542
- is thrilled.
- 1598
- 01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:51,551
- Mr. Naylor, who provides
- the financial backing
- 1599
- 01:19:51,653 --> 01:19:53,621
- for the Academy of Tobacco Studies?
- 1600
- 01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:56,987
- Uh... Conglomerated Tobacco.
- 1601
- 01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:58,787
- That's the cigarette companies.
- 1602
- 01:19:58,894 --> 01:20:00,953
- For the most part, yes.
- 1603
- 01:20:01,063 --> 01:20:03,964
- Do you think that...
- 1604
- 01:20:04,066 --> 01:20:06,034
- might affect their priorities?
- 1605
- 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:07,465
- No, just as I'm sure
- 1606
- 01:20:07,569 --> 01:20:09,400
- campaign contributions
- don't affect yours.
- 1607
- 01:20:09,504 --> 01:20:10,528
- Ohh.
- 1608
- 01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:15,738
- Senators, Mr. Naylor is not here
- to testify on the goings-on
- 1609
- 01:20:15,844 --> 01:20:17,641
- of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
- 1610
- 01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:19,805
- We're here to examine
- the possibility
- 1611
- 01:20:19,915 --> 01:20:21,314
- of a warning logo on cigarettes.
- 1612
- 01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:22,383
- Now, Mr. Naylor,
- 1613
- 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:24,008
- I have to ask you,
- out of formality,
- 1614
- 01:20:24,119 --> 01:20:26,087
- do you believe that smoking
- cigarettes, over time,
- 1615
- 01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:29,419
- can lead to lung cancer and
- other respiratory conditions
- 1616
- 01:20:29,524 --> 01:20:30,718
- such as emphysema?
- 1617
- 01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:34,084
- Yes.
- 1618
- 01:20:36,932 --> 01:20:37,830
- In fact, I think you'd be
- hard-pressed
- 1619
- 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:39,025
- to find someone
- who really believes
- 1620
- 01:20:39,134 --> 01:20:41,102
- that cigarettes are not
- potentially harmful.
- 1621
- 01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:43,433
- I mean, show of hands,
- who out here thinks
- 1622
- 01:20:43,538 --> 01:20:45,028
- - that cigarettes aren't dangerous...
- - Mr. Naylor.
- 1623
- 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:48,268
- There's no need for theatrics.
- 1624
- 01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:50,937
- Sir, I just don't see the point in a warning
- label for something people already know.
- 1625
- 01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:52,343
- The warning symbol
- 1626
- 01:20:52,447 --> 01:20:56,076
- is a reminder, a reminder of the
- dangers of smoking cigarettes.
- 1627
- 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:58,015
- Well, if we want to remind
- people of danger,
- 1628
- 01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,644
- why don't we slap
- a skull and crossbones
- 1629
- 01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:00,722
- on all Boeing airplanes,
- 1630
- 01:21:00,822 --> 01:21:02,255
- Senator Lothridge?
- 1631
- 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:03,289
- And all Fords, Senator Dupree?
- 1632
- 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,724
- That is ridiculous.
- 1633
- 01:21:05,827 --> 01:21:08,125
- The death toll from airline
- and automobile accidents
- 1634
- 01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:10,289
- doesn't even skim the surface
- of cigarettes.
- 1635
- 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:11,457
- They don't even compare.
- 1636
- 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:13,625
- Oh, this from a senator
- who calls Vermont home.
- 1637
- 01:21:13,735 --> 01:21:15,862
- I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
- 1638
- 01:21:15,971 --> 01:21:17,632
- Well, the real
- 1639
- 01:21:17,739 --> 01:21:20,299
- demonstrated number one killer
- in America is cholesterol,
- 1640
- 01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:21,398
- and here comes
- Senator Finistirre,
- 1641
- 01:21:21,510 --> 01:21:23,740
- whose fine state is,
- I regret to say,
- 1642
- 01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:26,871
- clogging the nation's arteries
- with Vermont cheddar cheese.
- 1643
- 01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:31,247
- If we want to talk numbers,
- how about the millions of people
- 1644
- 01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:32,320
- dying of heart attacks.
- 1645
- 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,683
- Perhaps Vermont cheddar
- 1646
- 01:21:33,789 --> 01:21:36,155
- should come
- with a skull and crossbones.
- 1647
- 01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:38,089
- That is lud...
- 1648
- 01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:39,160
- The great state of Vermont
- 1649
- 01:21:39,261 --> 01:21:40,819
- will not apologize for its cheese.
- 1650
- 01:21:40,929 --> 01:21:41,896
- Mr. Naylor,
- 1651
- 01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:43,487
- we are here to discuss cigarettes.
- 1652
- 01:21:43,598 --> 01:21:47,227
- Not planes, not cars- cigarettes.
- 1653
- 01:21:47,335 --> 01:21:49,997
- Now, as we discussed earlier,
- these warning labels
- 1654
- 01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:53,302
- are not for those who know, but
- rather for those who don't know.
- 1655
- 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:57,268
- What about the children?
- 1656
- 01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:59,404
- Gentlemen...
- 1657
- 01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:01,448
- it's called education.
- 1658
- 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:03,415
- It doesn't come off the side
- of a cigarette carton.
- 1659
- 01:22:03,518 --> 01:22:04,576
- It comes from our teachers,
- 1660
- 01:22:04,686 --> 01:22:06,745
- and more importantly, our parents.
- 1661
- 01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:09,983
- It is the job
- of every parent
- 1662
- 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:13,721
- to warn their children of all
- the dangers of the world,
- 1663
- 01:22:13,829 --> 01:22:16,389
- including cigarettes, so that
- one day, when they get older,
- 1664
- 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:18,329
- they can choose for themselves.
- 1665
- 01:22:20,569 --> 01:22:23,732
- I look at my... son
- 1666
- 01:22:23,839 --> 01:22:25,238
- who...
- 1667
- 01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,171
- was kind enough
- to come with me today,
- 1668
- 01:22:27,275 --> 01:22:29,766
- and I can't help but think
- 1669
- 01:22:29,878 --> 01:22:32,142
- that I am responsible
- for his growth
- 1670
- 01:22:32,247 --> 01:22:34,374
- and his development.
- 1671
- 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:36,007
- And I'm proud of that.
- 1672
- 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:37,380
- Well, having
- said that,
- 1673
- 01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:40,046
- would you condone him smoking?
- 1674
- 01:22:40,155 --> 01:22:42,487
- Well, of course not.
- He's not 18.
- 1675
- 01:22:42,591 --> 01:22:43,649
- That would be illegal.
- 1676
- 01:22:44,926 --> 01:22:47,019
- <i>Yes, I-I heard you deliver
- that line on 20-20,</i>
- 1677
- 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,494
- but enough dancing.
- 1678
- 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:50,929
- What are you going to do
- when he turns 18?
- 1679
- 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:54,159
- Come on, Mr. Naylor.
- 1680
- 01:22:54,269 --> 01:22:57,830
- On his 18th birthday, will
- you share a cigarette with him?
- 1681
- 01:22:57,939 --> 01:23:00,169
- Will you spend
- a lovely afternoon,
- 1682
- 01:23:00,275 --> 01:23:02,436
- like one of your ludicrous
- cigarette advertisements?
- 1683
- 01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:04,068
- You seem to have a lot to say
- 1684
- 01:23:04,179 --> 01:23:05,510
- about how we
- should raise our children.
- 1685
- 01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:06,581
- What of your own?
- 1686
- 01:23:06,681 --> 01:23:09,149
- What are you
- going to do
- 1687
- 01:23:09,251 --> 01:23:11,549
- when he turns 18?
- 1688
- 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,823
- If he really wants a cigarette,
- I'll buy him his first pack.
- 1689
- 01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:29,401
- Thank you for your testimony,
- Mr. Naylor. You're excused.
- 1690
- 01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:37,677
- I'll meet you outside, okay?
- 1691
- 01:23:50,258 --> 01:23:51,816
- Great.
- 1692
- 01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:53,053
- Well done, my boy.
- 1693
- 01:23:53,161 --> 01:23:55,288
- Were you in the same room as me?
- 1694
- 01:23:55,397 --> 01:23:56,489
- The whole personal choice thing?
- 1695
- 01:23:56,598 --> 01:23:57,724
- They ate that shit up.
- 1696
- 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,664
- <i>Just checked the whip count.</i>
- 1697
- 01:23:59,768 --> 01:24:01,167
- That bill is going down in flames.
- 1698
- 01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:04,102
- Your speech was unorthodox,
- but you did it, boy.
- 1699
- 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:05,104
- You crushed the fucker.
- 1700
- 01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:06,333
- That's good news for you guys.
- 1701
- 01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:07,840
- Oh. Whoa, whoa.
- 1702
- 01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:10,844
- We're still a team, right?
- 1703
- 01:24:10,946 --> 01:24:12,914
- What about damage control?
- 1704
- 01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:15,781
- Look, Nick.
- 1705
- 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:19,479
- Winston-Salem is ready
- to do whatever it takes
- 1706
- 01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:21,112
- to keep you onboard.
- 1707
- 01:24:29,364 --> 01:24:32,424
- Nick, will you continue
- fighting for cigarettes?
- 1708
- 01:24:32,534 --> 01:24:33,865
- Of course he will.
- 1709
- 01:24:33,969 --> 01:24:35,937
- This man here is our general.
- 1710
- 01:24:36,037 --> 01:24:37,800
- We're not just gonna let him retire.
- 1711
- 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:38,930
- Is that correct, Nick?
- 1712
- 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,530
- You're sticking with tobacco?
- 1713
- 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:48,071
- <i>Now, I know what
- you're probably thinking.</i>
- 1714
- 01:24:48,183 --> 01:24:49,343
- <i>What a great opportunity for me</i>
- 1715
- 01:24:49,451 --> 01:24:51,043
- <i>to teach Joey
- how to use leverage against</i>
- 1716
- 01:24:51,152 --> 01:24:52,744
- <i>a backstabbing boss.</i>
- 1717
- 01:24:52,854 --> 01:24:56,290
- <i>But I actually meant what
- I said about responsibility.</i>
- 1718
- 01:24:56,391 --> 01:25:00,020
- <i>Some things
- are just more important</i>
- 1719
- 01:25:00,128 --> 01:25:01,288
- <i>than paying a mortgage.</i>
- 1720
- 01:25:01,396 --> 01:25:03,990
- <i>So I did the only responsible
- thing I could.</i>
- 1721
- 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,863
- <i>I turned down the job.</i>
- 1722
- 01:25:06,968 --> 01:25:09,300
- <i>And my timing
- couldn't have been better.</i>
- 1723
- 01:25:09,404 --> 01:25:11,702
- <i>Within a few months,
- the cigarette companies</i>
- 1724
- 01:25:11,806 --> 01:25:13,205
- <i>settled
- with the American smoker</i>
- 1725
- 01:25:13,308 --> 01:25:15,970
- <i>to the tune of $246 billion.</i>
- 1726
- 01:25:17,145 --> 01:25:19,477
- <i>And the Academy
- of Tobacco Studies</i>
- 1727
- 01:25:19,581 --> 01:25:21,344
- <i>was permanently dismantled.</i>
- 1728
- 01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:23,747
- <i>For the first time in decades,</i>
- 1729
- 01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:25,547
- <i>BR found himself out of work.</i>
- 1730
- 01:25:27,322 --> 01:25:29,415
- <i>Otherwise, not much has changed.</i>
- 1731
- 01:25:29,524 --> 01:25:31,685
- <i>The MOD squad still meets every week.</i>
- 1732
- 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,090
- Nice.
- 1733
- 01:25:33,194 --> 01:25:35,458
- <i>We even added a few new members.</i>
- 1734
- 01:25:35,563 --> 01:25:38,361
- The things I could learn
- from you, Bobby Jay.
- 1735
- 01:25:38,466 --> 01:25:39,455
- Right.
- 1736
- 01:25:39,567 --> 01:25:41,000
- Stick around. Stick around.
- 1737
- 01:25:41,102 --> 01:25:43,832
- <i>Senator Finistirre is still
- fighting for his causes.</i>
- 1738
- 01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:45,702
- What do you say
- to the people who claim
- 1739
- 01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:47,741
- you are destroying cinema classics?
- 1740
- 01:25:47,842 --> 01:25:49,469
- Mmm, no. All
- we're doing
- 1741
- 01:25:49,577 --> 01:25:51,238
- is using
- digital technology
- 1742
- 01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:54,509
- to tastefully update
- movies of the past...
- 1743
- 01:25:54,616 --> 01:25:56,174
- by removing cigarettes.
- 1744
- 01:25:56,284 --> 01:25:59,515
- <i>I believe that if these
- stars were alive today,</i>
- 1745
- 01:25:59,621 --> 01:26:02,055
- <i>they would agree that
- we're doing the right thing.</i>
- 1746
- 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:03,886
- But, in essence, aren't
- you changing history?
- 1747
- 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:07,928
- No, I think we're improving history.
- 1748
- 01:26:09,798 --> 01:26:11,129
- <i>Even Heather is still reporting.</i>
- 1749
- 01:26:11,232 --> 01:26:12,597
- The whole town has been evacuated.
- 1750
- 01:26:12,701 --> 01:26:18,003
- They're calling this
- the storm of the century.
- 1751
- 01:26:18,106 --> 01:26:19,437
- <i>Not much changes at all.</i>
- 1752
- 01:26:19,541 --> 01:26:24,240
- And this year's Foggy Bottom
- Debating Society Champion is...
- 1753
- 01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:25,335
- Joey Naylor.
- 1754
- 01:26:25,447 --> 01:26:26,607
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- 1755
- 01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:27,613
- Joey!
- 1756
- 01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:28,614
- Joey!
- 1757
- 01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:29,615
- Joey, Joey!
- 1758
- 01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,242
- That's my boy.
- 1759
- 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:32,911
- Hold it up. Hold it up.
- 1760
- 01:26:36,558 --> 01:26:38,583
- <i>And me?</i>
- 1761
- 01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:41,389
- <i>Well, there's still a place
- for guys like me.</i>
- 1762
- 01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:44,124
- So, be straight with me.
- 1763
- 01:26:44,232 --> 01:26:46,962
- Is it true?
- 1764
- 01:26:47,068 --> 01:26:48,467
- - It could be.
- - Come on.
- 1765
- 01:26:48,570 --> 01:26:50,663
- We know of very few cases.
- 1766
- 01:26:50,772 --> 01:26:51,898
- There's no scientific proof at all.
- 1767
- 01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:52,905
- There was an unfortunate
- incident out in Iowa...
- 1768
- 01:26:53,008 --> 01:26:53,975
- It's really a complicated situation.
- 1769
- 01:26:54,075 --> 01:26:55,269
- Gentlemen,
- 1770
- 01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:57,971
- practice these words
- in front of the mirror.
- 1771
- 01:26:58,079 --> 01:27:01,048
- "Although we are constantly
- exploring the subject,
- 1772
- 01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:03,845
- "currently,
- there is no direct evidence
- 1773
- 01:27:03,952 --> 01:27:05,351
- "that links cell phone usage
- 1774
- 01:27:05,453 --> 01:27:07,318
- to brain cancer."
- 1775
- 01:27:13,828 --> 01:27:15,625
- <i>Michael Jordan plays ball.</i>
- 1776
- 01:27:15,730 --> 01:27:17,288
- <i>Charles Manson kills people.</i>
- 1777
- 01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:18,866
- <i>I talk.</i>
- 1778
- 01:27:20,535 --> 01:27:21,661
- <i>Everyone has a talent.</i>
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