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- Sunday, December 22, 2013
- 9:47 PM - Fisting, AKA, Uppercunting entered chat.
- 9:51 PM - Frigglicious has been invited to chat.
- 9:52 PM - El Contracto Por Favor?: see, this is the part where Friggle joins
- 9:52 PM - Fisting, AKA, Uppercunting: If he doesn't show I'm getting high and playing Civ V all night
- 9:53 PM - Frigglicious entered chat.
- 9:53 PM - Frigglicious: sup nerds
- 9:54 PM - El Contracto Por Favor?: kay
- 9:54 PM - El Contracto Por Favor?: so get on rolz nerds
- 9:54 PM - El Contracto Por Favor?: room is basedmadoka as per the norm
- 9:54 PM - Fisting, AKA, Uppercunting: Fuck
- 9:54 PM - El Contracto Por Favor?: you have to go do something don't you
- 9:55 PM - Fisting, AKA, Uppercunting: Nope
- 9:55 PM - Fisting, AKA, Uppercunting: Was looking forward to my backup plans
- 9:55 PM - Frigglicious left chat.
- 9:55 PM - Frigglicious entered chat.
- 9:55 PM - MeltingData: goddamn
- 9:55 PM - MeltingData: designing this metroid pnp
- 9:55 PM - MeltingData: is a lot of fun
- 9:55 PM - Frigglicious: im back hello
- 9:56 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots: Declan
- 9:56 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots: Start a call in the skype group
- 9:56 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots: I cant on my ipad
- 9:56 PM - Frigglicious: wait is that you ryan
- 9:56 PM - Frigglicious: but im listening to musics
- 9:56 PM - MeltingData: no its the easter bunny c:
- 9:56 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots: Yes
- 9:56 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots: Also, shh
- 9:56 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots: Do it
- 9:57 PM - El Contracto Por Favor? has changed their name to Gib Contract Pls.
- 9:57 PM - Frigglicious: but theres like ten people in that group just have someone else do it :v
- 9:57 PM - Gib Contract Pls: kay so name change pls
- 9:57 PM - Frigglicious: oh ye
- 9:58 PM - Frigglicious has changed their name to Eve Ishi.
- 9:58 PM - Eve Ishi: noosh
- 9:58 PM - #HashtagsAreForFaggots has changed their name to Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too.
- 10:00 PM - Gib Contract Pls: beep beep mother fuckers we've got some shit to slay
- 10:00 PM - Gib Contract Pls: now that I know how combutt works
- 10:00 PM - Eve Ishi: yaaay
- 10:01 PM - Gib Contract Pls: LET'S START THEN
- 10:02 PM - Eve Ishi: yaay
- 10:02 PM - Gib Contract Pls: so last time we stopped in the middle of combat because everyone was high or about to keel over or some other shit doesn't matter point is Eri was going first
- 10:02 PM - Eve Ishi: ima p real quick actually brb))
- 10:03 PM - Gib Contract Pls: to avoid further complications, Eri already went cloak and made her way to it
- 10:03 PM - Gib Contract Pls: That means it's Ryan's turn
- 10:04 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Woo
- 10:04 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Hmm
- 10:04 PM - Eve Ishi: (( backity ))
- 10:04 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I run away and put a boneshield up
- 10:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: we're in combat and the thing is bound and gagged because of Friggle's BDSM finisher
- 10:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: reminder, it can't attack while strapped down like this
- 10:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: so it's like putting up a shield against a stunned enemy
- 10:05 PM - Gib Contract Pls: still your choice
- 10:05 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
- 10:05 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Oh
- 10:05 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Hmm
- 10:05 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Ill stab that nig
- 10:06 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Running towards it obviously
- 10:06 PM - Gib Contract Pls: roll ye dise den
- 10:07 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 2d6+6 since Im attacking with magic, correct?
- 10:07 PM - Gib Contract Pls: da
- 10:07 PM - Gib Contract Pls: then assuming it passes 8, roll 3+1d6 for damage
- 10:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: now roll damage
- 10:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: (this is the part where you roll)
- 10:10 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I did
- 10:10 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 15
- 10:10 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 1 6
- 10:10 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Welp
- 10:10 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: OC?
- 10:10 PM - Gib Contract Pls: yes, that was for attack
- 10:10 PM - Gib Contract Pls: now roll damage
- 10:10 PM - Gib Contract Pls: because you passed the roll
- 10:10 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 5 damage
- 10:11 PM - Gib Contract Pls: 5 damage, then
- 10:11 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Youma's currently tied down by Eve's kinky sex finisher, has to pass 15 to break it
- 10:11 PM - Gib Contract Pls: nope
- 10:12 PM - Eve Ishi: (( phew that was close ))
- 10:12 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Eve's go~
- 10:12 PM - Eve Ishi: Aight how far away is the youma from Ally?
- 10:13 PM - Gib Contract Pls: 3 between Ally and Youma
- 10:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh hey you guys started
- 10:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: I've just been watchign Kamen Rider with my sis
- 10:15 PM - Eve Ishi: alright can I run up to Ally and pick her up?
- 10:15 PM - Eve Ishi: well I know I can run up to her
- 10:15 PM - Gib Contract Pls: you can thank our lateness on Smas not being here Ryan manually deleting every virus ever and Friggle playing Starbound
- 10:15 PM - Eve Ishi: very true
- 10:16 PM - Gib Contract Pls: You'll have to pass a strength check to lift her, but sure
- 10:16 PM - Eve Ishi: alright, i'll run up to Ally and attempt to pick her the frig up
- 10:16 PM - Eve Ishi: how do roll for strenght
- 10:16 PM - Sarah Salem: physical :v
- 10:16 PM - Gib Contract Pls: physical
- 10:17 PM - Eve Ishi: yeah but 1d6 + or?
- 10:17 PM - Gib Contract Pls: 2d6+physical
- 10:17 PM - Eve Ishi: mmka
- 10:18 PM - Eve Ishi: 12
- 10:18 PM - Gib Contract Pls: gj u failed
- 10:18 PM - Eve Ishi: crys
- 10:18 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Eve runs over to Ally's prone form, sliding to a stop and attempting to lift her sobbing friend, getting only as far as struggling to lift her halfway off the floor.
- 10:19 PM - Eve Ishi: yey
- 10:19 PM - Eve Ishi: that counted as my normal action yes?
- 10:19 PM - Gib Contract Pls: You manage to get a grip under her arms, though. You can't attack like this and your movement is halved
- 10:19 PM - Gib Contract Pls: ye
- 10:19 PM - Eve Ishi: mmka
- 10:19 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarahhhhh~
- 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: yyes~
- 10:20 PM - Gib Contract Pls: ur turn bb
- 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: alright cool
- 10:20 PM - Gib Contract Pls: smack a nigga up
- 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: im just gonna slice the monster up wit my weapon
- 10:20 PM - Gib Contract Pls: shoulda hyperspeeded
- 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: wow a decent roll
- 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: thats a surprise
- 10:21 PM - Gib Contract Pls: no hyperspeed 2/10
- 10:21 PM - Gib Contract Pls: now roll damage
- 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: 1d6 right
- 10:21 PM - Gib Contract Pls: plus half your attack
- 10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ok so
- 10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: 8 damage
- 10:23 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah does a few skillful slices and jabs with her long as shit polearm, eliciting pained roars from the youma
- 10:23 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Eri's turn!
- 10:24 PM - Gib Contract Pls: In a blur, Eri's form materializes in mid air above the Youma, coming in for a strike
- 10:25 PM - Gib Contract Pls: dealing 4, +2 for the sneak attack
- 10:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: The move neatly lops a leg off the Youma's leathery-skinned form
- 10:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: E: "I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON! NOT THAT YOU WERE STANDING BEFORE!"
- 10:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Satoya, go
- 10:26 PM - Eve Ishi: (( perfect ))
- 10:27 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Reminder, Hakurobe the cat is H, Enomatia the bird is E, Ally is A and Eri is E.
- 10:28 PM - Gib Contract Pls: H: "You certainly pick feisty ones, Eno."
- 10:28 PM - Gib Contract Pls: E: "I select those who need an opportunity and nothing more."
- 10:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wait there's two E's though ))
- 10:29 PM - Gib Contract Pls: shit
- 10:29 PM - Gib Contract Pls: En and Er then
- 10:29 PM - Gib Contract Pls: sure why not
- 10:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye that works ))
- 10:30 PM - Gib Contract Pls: H: "So high and mighty, as though you don't have your own goals at the end of this."
- 10:30 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: OH ITS ME
- 10:30 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I STAB THAT NIG
- 10:30 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
- 10:30 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: AGAIN
- 10:31 PM - Gib Contract Pls: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ROLL TO PUNCTUATE THE POINT
- 10:31 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 11
- 10:32 PM - Gib Contract Pls: woo pass gj u win now do damage
- 10:33 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Ryan.
- 10:33 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 1
- 10:33 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Can I OC that?
- 10:33 PM - Gib Contract Pls: You can not OC damage.
- 10:33 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Err, its 4, but I rolled 1 I mean
- 10:33 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Fuck
- 10:33 PM - Eve Ishi left chat.
- 10:33 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
- 10:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( whoops ))
- 10:34 PM - Gib Contract Pls: but if you want to be an idiot you can OC your attack roll and gain 1 damage for each OC
- 10:34 PM - Gib Contract Pls: I'll take that as a no
- 10:35 PM - Gib Contract Pls: The Youma struggles again, the hollow sockets where its eyes should be flashing
- 10:35 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Everyone roll 2d6+fortitude
- 10:35 PM - Sarah Salem: 10
- 10:35 PM - Eve Ishi: 14
- 10:36 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 19
- 10:36 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Double 6s
- 10:36 PM - Gib Contract Pls: No that doesn't OC
- 10:37 PM - Gib Contract Pls: You don't even feel phased by the light
- 10:38 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah seems visably distressed and Eve is quite uncomfortable (more so than the situation currently made her) but unable to place why
- 10:38 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Next, Eve goes
- 10:38 PM - Eve Ishi: I would like to attempt to throw Ally behind me as far away from the youma as possible
- 10:39 PM - Gib Contract Pls: nuther physical roll
- 10:39 PM - Eve Ishi: 12
- 10:39 PM - Gib Contract Pls: you manage to flop Ally about a meter away from you
- 10:39 PM - Eve Ishi: yey
- 10:39 PM - Gib Contract Pls: it wasn't a very neat toss either. She got banged up on the fall
- 10:40 PM - Eve Ishi: shit
- 10:40 PM - Gib Contract Pls: nothing bad, just a bump on the head or two
- 10:40 PM - Eve Ishi: I can still use a free ction yes?
- 10:40 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Depends on whatcha plannin
- 10:40 PM - Eve Ishi: I just wanna use Integrity Scan
- 10:40 PM - Gib Contract Pls: go 4 it
- 10:41 PM - Eve Ishi: alrighty I use it then
- 10:41 PM - Gib Contract Pls: done
- 10:41 PM - Eve Ishi: k
- 10:41 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah, end this misreable wretch
- 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: alright im just gonna do a standard charge at it
- 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: woops
- 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: meant +6
- 10:43 PM - Gib Contract Pls: still pass
- 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: count that as a 14
- 10:43 PM - Gib Contract Pls: damage
- 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: 8
- 10:44 PM - Sarah Salem: and that also puts me right next to the youma
- 10:44 PM - Sarah Salem: go me :v
- 10:45 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah does a running charge, spearing the trapped Youma in its hollow socket. As it writhes in its death throes, it breaks the bonds, Sarah's billhook still stuck firmly in its eye as she backs away from the flailing monstrosity
- 10:45 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Out of the shadows jumps none other than Eri, performing a clean slice, bisecting the beast cleanly
- 10:46 PM - Gib Contract Pls: As the two halves leak the now trademark viscious black fluid, they begin to shrivel up and form together, creating a small, green, diamond-shaped gem.
- 10:46 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah's billhook clatters to the floor while without a word, Eri grabs the seed and bolts out the door.
- 10:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( goddamnit ))
- 10:47 PM - Gib Contract Pls: You lose sight of her before you even think to follow
- 10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll un-meguca and run over to Ally
- 10:48 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Can I go after Eri? I have unfinished buisness with that Cuntenwerfer
- 10:49 PM - Gib Contract Pls: She vanished into one of the hallway doors. If you feel like getting trapped in the funhouse again, go for it
- 10:49 PM - Sarah Salem: I evaporate my weapon and motion for the crow to head over to me.
- 10:49 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Right
- 10:49 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Im good
- 10:49 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Instead
- 10:50 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I have 3 fury to burn off!
- 10:50 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Ally's still curled in her ball, mumbling and crying
- 10:50 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Enomatia flaps over and lands on Sarah's shoulder again
- 10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll hug the shit out of her
- 10:50 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: And 2 heart
- 10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: oh shit yeah I have some fury too
- 10:50 PM - Gib Contract Pls: "A commendable job for your first Youma."
- 10:50 PM - Gib Contract Pls: everyone's got issues! C:
- 10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: yey T.T
- 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "Tell me what I can do. I noticed on the way over here that I am able to run at incredible speeds, but other than that, I do not know."
- 10:51 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Ally clinches her arms around Eve and cries
- 10:52 PM - Gib Contract Pls: E: "Nor do I. Your powers are your own to uncover."
- 10:52 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I run over to the two to see whats wrong. "Is evfurryone alright?"
- 10:52 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve holds Ally tight and turns towards Satoya* "Yeah, I think so. Why are we hear anyways?"
- 10:53 PM - Eve Ishi: here * ))
- 10:53 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Hakurobe struts over in that way that all cats do which seems like an "I own this, that and you" strut before sitting before the group and licking its par. "Yes yes, very good job. Ever so vague, are you, Eno?"
- 10:54 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I pat Ally on the head and look the two ovfur. "You sure? Im sure I could do something or other. I mean, I can bring the dead back, I can purrobably heal you!"
- 10:56 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve stands up and pushes Satoya back* "It's your fault she's hurt in the first place!"
- 10:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( burning off my OC by flipping out on ryan btw ))
- 10:58 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: In what might be my best decision of the night, I slap the green bitch.
- 10:59 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve is shocked at first but then attempts to punch Satoya in the face*
- 10:59 PM - Eve Ishi: (( shall I roll for this or ))
- 11:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Catfight))
- 11:00 PM - Gib Contract Pls: you wanna get into a roll fight? :v
- 11:00 PM - Gib Contract Pls: don't matter to me
- 11:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( whats yo preference ryan? ))
- 11:02 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Im still Megucaed
- 11:02 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Why not
- 11:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh shit right ))
- 11:02 PM - Gib Contract Pls: awye
- 11:02 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: RIGHT THEN
- 11:02 PM - Gib Contract Pls: well I guess for a normal punch we'd just roll physical
- 11:02 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: ROLLING TO SUMMON THE BONE TITAN
- 11:02 PM - Gib Contract Pls: oh that
- 11:03 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll meguca up then
- 11:03 PM - Eve Ishi: who's turn is first for this
- 11:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: physical roll for initative
- 11:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: 2d6+physical
- 11:04 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 9
- 11:04 PM - Eve Ishi: fuck
- 11:04 PM - Sarah Salem: 17
- 11:04 PM - Eve Ishi: 7
- 11:04 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I won that some how
- 11:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: I guess Sarah goes first
- 11:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: :v
- 11:04 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Also sarah,shh, this is me and Eve
- 11:04 PM - Eve Ishi: no shh join me
- 11:04 PM - Gib Contract Pls: punch them both
- 11:05 PM - Gib Contract Pls: then kick the cat for good measure cause it'd be funny
- 11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: alright, so i'm going to step forward towards them
- 11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: and grab satoya
- 11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: and leave with her
- 11:05 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah grabs Satoya by the hood of her robe and unceremoniously begins to drag her back the way they enterd
- 11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: what do i even roll
- 11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: oh, nothing
- 11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: c:
- 11:06 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Can I flail out of this
- 11:06 PM - Eve Ishi: pfft
- 11:06 PM - Gib Contract Pls: well I guess you'd both roll Physical if Ryan wants to try and break free
- 11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: alright
- 11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: lets do it, then
- 11:06 PM - Gib Contract Pls: cum on stepitup sarah you're a big bad murrican who flipped a bookshelf
- 11:06 PM - Gib Contract Pls: don't let this pussy beat you
- 11:06 PM - Gib Contract Pls: c;
- 11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: i'll let him roll first c:
- 11:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: ?????
- 11:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: I really should pay more attention because I am very confused
- 11:07 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 14
- 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: aw, he just beat me
- 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: what a shame
- 11:07 PM - Gib Contract Pls: they killed the thing and started fighting each other because of Ryan's involving a civvie in combat
- 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: i was actually going to abduct ryan so they cant fight
- 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: and just leave :v
- 11:08 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Satoya, with her catlike reflexes, slips free of Sarah's grasp
- 11:08 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Right then
- 11:08 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: SUMMON THE BONE TITAN
- 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((how much hp does that thing even have))
- 11:08 PM - Gib Contract Pls: half his
- 11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((current or max?))
- 11:08 PM - Gib Contract Pls: his current hp, which if I remember correctly was like, 9
- 11:08 PM - Gib Contract Pls: current
- 11:09 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Aww what
- 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ((rounded down or up?))
- 11:09 PM - Eve Ishi: pfft
- 11:09 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: It says half base resolve
- 11:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: up
- 11:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: well I'm changing it
- 11:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: because being weaker means your summons will be weaker
- 11:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: simple magic logic
- 11:09 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Fuk you nig
- 11:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: ~logic~
- 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh so 5 hp for it. I can obliterate it in one hit with any damage roll that isnt a 1))
- 11:09 PM - Gib Contract Pls: inb4 1
- 11:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its gonna be a 1, watch :V))
- 11:10 PM - Gib Contract Pls: even so it'd still only have 9 so 3 isn't a big difference
- 11:10 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Ryan, roll the summon already
- 11:11 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Fucking shitting me
- 11:11 PM - Gib Contract Pls: failed the summon
- 11:11 PM - Gib Contract Pls: gj
- 11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ahahah))
- 11:11 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: If I OC, I cant outburst it
- 11:11 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: If I dont shit gets bad
- 11:11 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Fuck
- 11:12 PM - Gib Contract Pls: inb4 oc and roll a 1
- 11:12 PM - Gib Contract Pls: summon was 12 I think?
- 11:12 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Ill take the failure
- 11:13 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Satoya tries and fails to raise her titan, leaving a misshapen pile of bone with bits of skin on them
- 11:13 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Eve's turn~
- 11:14 PM - Eve Ishi: Hmm, I'll use adaptability
- 11:14 PM - Eve Ishi: so I'll switch
- 11:15 PM - Eve Ishi: Attack = Hearth = 8
- 11:15 PM - Eve Ishi: Support = Fury =3
- 11:15 PM - Gib Contract Pls: that a free action?
- 11:15 PM - Eve Ishi: p sue its a normal action, i'll check real quick
- 11:15 PM - Eve Ishi: but Defense = Magic = 7
- 11:15 PM - Gib Contract Pls: awwwyeee shit's gettin REAL
- 11:16 PM - Eve Ishi: doesn't say it's a free action so I'll assume it isnt
- 11:16 PM - Gib Contract Pls: right then, Frig's turn is over
- 11:16 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah's go
- 11:17 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Ally is crying on the floor, Hakurobe is watching with a stupid catface smile, and Enomatia is still on Sarah's shoulder not giving any fucks
- 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: pff
- 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: alright, i'm gonna grapple Satoya again
- 11:18 PM - Gib Contract Pls: you know the drill
- 11:18 PM - Gib Contract Pls: physical rolls, ladies
- 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: 17
- 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: you actually cant beat that
- 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: even with boxcars :v
- 11:18 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: 16
- 11:18 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: Fuck
- 11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ahaha you DID roll boxcars
- 11:18 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: That just happened
- 11:19 PM - Gib Contract Pls: HAHAHAHAHA
- 11:19 PM - Gib Contract Pls: YOU LITERALLY COULDN'T BEAT IT
- 11:19 PM - Eve Ishi: pfft
- 11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: alright
- 11:19 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I TRIED MY HARDEST
- 11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I grab her under the arms and start dragging her backwards out the door.
- 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "Stop. Ally is fine."
- 11:20 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Satoya struggles and makes catlike mews of protest
- 11:21 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: "LET ME RIP HER GREEN HEAD OFF" For some reason I cannot understand, I yell, but go limp, just getting dragged away
- 11:21 PM - Eve Ishi: "Fine, just...get her out of my sight."
- 11:21 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Enomatia turns its head to Sarah's face. "You are physically adept, even without magic."
- 11:21 PM - Eve Ishi: I'd like to go check on Ally again and ask her if she's okay.
- 11:22 PM - Gib Contract Pls: A: "W-w-w-what was t-t-that thing?"
- 11:23 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Her eyes are red from crying and her face is damp
- 11:23 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod at Enomatia and take my leave.
- 11:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((woo being 2STRONK))
- 11:23 PM - Eve Ishi: "Just something I'll protect you from for now on, don't worry okay?" *Eve puts her hand on Ally's arm*
- 11:25 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve notices that a soft green light is glowing from her hand and that Ally's scratches and bruises are healing*
- 11:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Ally looks on, tears still in here eyes but wide with wonder nonetheless
- 11:26 PM - Eve Ishi: *Before she has time to process this she gets a sneezing fit, the nturns to Ally and suggests they go home*
- 11:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Sarah, meanwhile drags Satoya down the hall of doors. One opens on its own, and the outside is visible through it
- 11:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: A
- 11:26 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
- 11:26 PM - Gib Contract Pls: oops
- 11:27 PM - Gib Contract Pls: A: "Y-y-eah, E-eevee. Please... t-take me home."
- 11:27 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve helps Ally up and heads towads the exit*
- 11:28 PM - Gib Contract Pls: H: "Aww, how sweet. Really tugs at the heartstrings," comments the cat as it follows Ally and Eve out
- 11:28 PM - Gib Contract Pls: kitty's through playing nice now that there are no more contracts available for, uh, contracting
- 11:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I knew it was a dick ))
- 11:29 PM - Gib Contract Pls: burd still give no fucks
- 11:29 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve ignores the cat and continues helping Ally because fuck that cat*
- 11:30 PM - Gib Contract Pls: As the last person (or in this case, cat) leaves, you all emerge from the standing doorframe that marked your entrance.
- 11:30 PM - Gib Contract Pls: The door slams shut, and it turns to ash, leaving an empty spot where it stood
- 11:32 PM - Gib Contract Pls: You're all now standing in a crater of rubble in what used to be the retirement home
- 11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: I let Satoya go finally.
- 11:32 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Also all still megucad I think
- 11:32 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: I run off to god knows where to do god knows what
- 11:32 PM - Eve Ishi: I meguca down and start leading ally home
- 11:33 PM - Gib Contract Pls: H: "Well, this has been a delightful adventure, but I must be going."
- 11:33 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Hakurobe neatly jumps from several large chunks of rubble and disappears from sight
- 11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll get rid of all my armor as well, and leave without a word.
- 11:35 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
- 11:36 PM - Gib Contract Pls: It's only now that you realize that it's nearly dusk. You manage to slip through the droves of police and medical officials and make your way to your respective destinations
- 11:37 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Also, everyone gets an XP
- 11:37 PM - Eve Ishi: hoozah
- 11:39 PM - Gib Contract Pls: So Satoya's probably roaming the rooftops of the city, and Sarah returned home while Eve dragged Ally home too
- 11:39 PM - Gib Contract Pls: So does Eve live alone then?
- 11:39 PM - Gib Contract Pls: Since I recall a distinct lack of parents
- 11:39 PM - Eve Ishi: ye
- 11:40 PM - Gib Contract Pls: kay then, unless you've got something better to do, once you brought Ally home, you go home yourself
- 11:41 PM - Eve Ishi: Yeah, I'll just go home and go to bed
- 11:41 PM - Desu Desu~ A Satoya is fine too: ((Aaaah, can we call it a night, I have a thing to do with friends))
- 11:41 PM - Gib Contract Pls: least we got combat over with
- 11:42 PM - Eve Ishi: yee
- 11:42 PM - Eve Ishi: gg all
- 11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah this was p fun
- 11:42 PM - Gib Contract Pls: we did thing
- 11:42 PM - Eve Ishi: We did indeed kill a thing
- 11:42 PM - Gib Contract Pls: what the hell could you possibly have to do at almost 11pm
- 11:43 PM - Gib Contract Pls: log saved
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