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- Username: impla77
- Album: Kid Krow:
- Comfort Crowd: 5.9 why did the harmonies jumpscare me š
- Wish You Were Sober: 7.3
- Maniac: 5 aggressively 2020
- (Online Love): 4
- Checkmate: 5.6 this is so densely packed with cliches its impressive
- The Cut That Always Bleeds: 3.8
- Fight or Flight: 5 i just kinda hate the juxtaposition between the guitars crescendoing constantly and then go girl give us nothing otherwise
- Affluenza: 2 boring and heavy handed
- (Can We Be Friends?): 3.5
- Heather: 5.8 is this grammatically incorrect or am i stupid
- Little League: 5
- The Story: 4.4 ākinda boringā oh iām sure
- Overdrive: 7.5
- Telepath: 5.7
- Album: The Good Witch: maisie is an ed-daughter for sure (corny)
- The Good Witch: 6 ARIANA?
- Coming Of Age: 7.2 maisie is always setting herself up by constantly referencing important cultural touchstones like the iliad when shes just making a boppy pop song š
- Watch: 6.4 you can tell she watched the disney channel a lot
- Body Better: 8.4 iām not sure the syntax completely works for me but it is a bop
- Want You Back: 10 this could be boring boots but it works for me idk
- The Band And I: 6.8 carly put me and the boys in the band on streaming (i donāt really care about it but iām standing in solidarity with the people who do)
- Youāre Just A Boy (And Iām Kinda the Man): 7 i mean its a bop but not much else
- Lost the Breakup: 10 the way this song is so delusional i love it
- Wendy: 8.8 when are we gonna get a song named smee
- Run: 5 this is tew corny especially the prechorus
- Two Weeks Ago: 6 this but i want to go back to when viva la vida was winning all winners
- BSC: 4.8 ok maybe this is the corniest track here
- Therapy: 5.2 this lyrical conceit is always gonna make me roll my eyes VIOLENTLY
- There It Goes: 6.7 i donāt remember this one at all and iāve listened to this album quite a few times š
- History Of Man: 7 this is very lyrically ambitious from maisie and kinda falls apart for me under scrutiny but i like the vibe of the track
- Cateās Brother: 6.3 this feels overwritten in a way that maisie often does, like shes trying to fit like 5 hooks in for some reason
- Not Another Rockstar: 5
- Album: Emails I Canāt Send:
- emails i canāt send: 5 ok girl
- Vicious: 5.8 why is she walking down the street the other day trying to distract herself
- Read Your Mind: 5 oh no shes doing ariana vocalisations again
- Tornado Warnings: 6.4 the title baited me into thinking this would be more exciting š
- because i liked a boy: 7.3
- Already Over: 6.7 sabrina described this as ābeatle-lyā which is baffling to me š
- how many things: 3.8 iām bored
- bet u wanna: 5.2 meh
- Nonsense: 3 i listened to the christmas version first and the novelty wore off before i listened to this version š
- Fast Times: 7
- skinny dipping: 5.7 the talk singing š
- Bad for Business: 5.7
- Decode: 7.3 iām always a sucker for when theres a gap in the music before/after the word silence tbh
- Feather: 8.2 daisybop
- Album: The Secret of Us: the contrarian in me wants to like gracie unironically but this album is mostly achingly boring i fear
- Felt Good About You: 4.4 this is a deeply boring story i fear
- Risk: 7.1
- Blowing Smoke: 5 this poor girl hasnt done anything wrong omg
- I Love You, Iām Sorry: 11 i half ironically 11ed this in the sorry rate but now i am completely sincere.
- us. (feat. Taylor Swift): 8.4 babylon lovers? i thought everyone hated that movie
- Let It Happen: 5.8 this probably isnāt that hard to sing but shes straining nonetheless š
- Tough Love: 8.5 invented strangers on a train
- I Knew It, I Know You: 5.2
- Gave You I Gave You I: 7
- Normal Thing: 5.4
- Good Luck Charlie: 3.8 as soon as i heard the guitar i knew this was gonna be a slog
- Free Now: 5.6 invented building up to nothing š„°
- Close To You: 0 provocative is the last word iād use to describe gracie abrams
- Thatās So True: 10 i thought i was going to 11 this but i love you iām sorry the song of all time. still thats so true
- BONUS TRACKS
- Clairo - Sexy to Someone: 10 this is such a clock it
- Beabadoobee - The Glue Song: 6 i do like her but this song is not it. to make up for it we should rate the entirety of beatopia ā¤ļø
- Gayle - ABCDEFU: 4
- Tate McRae - Sheās All I Wanna Be: 7.4 oh tate, donāt ever find a unique artist identity ā¤ļø
- Lola Young - Messy: 2.2 iāve heard this stupid song way too much on the radio (the clean version to be fair) and its just so grating.
- END
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