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- Basically, we were having server drama but in real life on my college campus. Part of is was Shwonky and a few others leaking pictures of Kepler's ass (it was a really funny pic of his shaven ass and he looked rlly short xd). It was night and I went inside a building w classrooms, one of which Kepler was using to host a movie night to a class of people, and Shwonky was in the hallway outside yelling something like "keplers GAY" through the door and running away whenever they tried to catch her. Naturally i decided to help her, and I also had flight powers in my dreams, so I decided to fly around and drop printed pictures of Kepler's ass into crowds of people. At some point I flew into a crowded cafeteria and dropped a bunch of the pics down while the harry potter owl theme was playing in the background xd. I also had a cool cloak & mask so no one could identify me B) Kepler and his buddies from the classroom ended up chasing me but they couldn't catch me since i could fly lolol. One of then was a high school friend named Ben who I haven't actually talked to since he moved away after 9th grade ;~; and I felt bad but I couldn't just let him catch or unmask me, so whenever he caught up with me I distracted him with boring official-sounding questionnaires like "which economic sector do you find the most important and why," and then flying away as he was answering. Anyway at one point i flew into the now almost-empty classroom, went to the laptop that Kepler was using to project the movie to the class, and changed the display to a google search of "kepler loves big black cock" but Ben almost caught me lolol
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