Greenslade:
That was happy ending Number One. And now - are you all sitting comfortably? - here is happy ending Number Two.

Orchestra:
[Alto and rhythm play "Laura"]

FX:
[Door opens]

Seagoon:
Cynthia? Cynthia darling, it's me, Tom.

Cynthia:
Oh Tom darling! You're back!

Seagoon:
Yes, I brought it with me. Cynthia, I've been a fool about you.

Cynthia:
Don't say that, darling.

Seagoon:
This parcel, it's... It's for you.

Cynthia:
Is it? What is it, Tom?

FX:
[Unwrapping]

Seagoon:
Darling, this thing is bigger than both of us.

Cynthia:
Oh, Tom, it's... It's an elephant!

Seagoon:
Yes. I'm not waiting any longer, we're getting married tonight.

Greenslade:
And so, that night, Neddie Seagoon married an elephant. Good night.

Orchestra:
[Old Comrades March]

Speaker:
The Goon Show which was reported was produced by John Brown. Harry Secombe is now appearing in Humpty Dumpty at the London Palladium...