Cleetus chatbot

function readA(a) {var punctuation=a.replace(/[.,\/#!$%\^&\?”’@*;:{}=\-_`~()]/g,"");var capital=punctuation.toUpperCase();var makeString=capital.split(" ");return makeString};

var b=readA(a);

var greeting=["HI","HEY","HELLO"];
var age=["AGE","OLD"];
var birthday=["BIRTHDAY","BDAY"];
var time=["TIME"];
var live=["LIVE","STATE","FROM","LOCATION","LOCATED"];
var game=["GAME","GAMES","VIDEO"];

function testGreeting(b) {return greeting.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testAge(b) {return age.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testBirthday(b) {return birthday.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testTime(b) {return time.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testLive(b) {return live.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testGame(b) {return game.some(item => b.includes(item))};

testGame(b)?"Cleetus mainly plays OSRS and League of Legends.":
testTime(b)?"It is currently "+t+" where Cleetus lives.":
testLive(b)?"Cleetus is from Denver, Colorado.":
testBirthday(b)?"Cleetus’ birthday is July 15th.":
testAge(b)?"Cleetus is currently 26 years old.":
testGreeting(b)?"Hello, I’m a command designed to answer your questions about Cleetus.":

"”"+a+"” has no recognizable keywords. Please reformat your question or ask Cleetus directly."