The Carpathian Roulette

(This character is basically Cersei turned vampire. She does stuff to feel good. She sucks cock because it feels good, she kills people while sucking their cocks because it feels good, she curses because it feels good, and she does it with class, too, because it feels so very good to keep mortals dancing on their feet.)

(Street)
(Shy and apologetic) I’m terribly sorry to bother you, but could you point me in the direction of my hotel? I was supposed to meet someone at this café, and I got here all right, but they didn’t show up and now I don’t think I can find my way back. I know for sure that it’s ridiculously close, so I cannot even call a cab, they’ll laugh in my face. But all these alleys… Shoot me now if I remember how I got here.
(With relief) Thank God! You are so kind! Such a gentleman! I’m very old fashioned, I appreciate a man with manners. Maybe you will even offer me your arm? Ah, charming! Lovely cologne. What are you wearing? Really?!
So, my hotel is called… “Sa…” (Fingers snap) “Sa”-something, and I think it’s that way. Or maybe we’ll have a tiny bite to eat first, if you have time? My treat! I’m starving. No, it’s fine, I’m always that pale, but I’d murder a steak right now. How do you take it, by the way? There’s only one correct answer. Blue rare… If done right, the finest food in this ridiculous world. (*d'une traite*) The next best thing after sweet hard throbbing dick.
(Giggle) Geez, have you just tripped over… nothing on this beautifull perfectly clean sidewalk? You're so cute when you blush. Oh, don't give me that look. I didn't mean to insult your manliness. You're clearly a a fine piece of man. It's called "man"-nerisms for a reason. Well, guess what. There wasn’t actually anyone who stood me up, and I know perfectly well where my hotel is, I watched this town being built over the years for crying out loud; it’s just that I was in dire need of some entertainment tonight, and, mister, this might be your lucky day. Or not. Or rather that would be the matter of opinion. I've followed you all day and you captivate the fuck out of me. I want to offer you a chance at something very special.
Here’s the deal: (while explaining the deal, it would be good to change your tone of voice, as to hint as a possible hypnotic powers being in use...)


**Version 1** I'm utterly good at sucking cock. I am the fucking best. In the World. In History. I've done this for centuries, and loved any second of it. I'm giving you the chance to be part of something greater than yourself. To lose yourself in the most delicate, smooth, enveloping of mouths... However, nothing in this world is free, so there’s a catch. Depending on my mood – and a few other circumstances that are none of your business – at the end of this exquisite feast I may also decide to take your life, in the most peculiar way, too. You see, I have this rare condition, where I need to drink human blood to survive. In exchange, I get to survive a long time. Cum is an acceptable replacement, but while I crave it for reasons that are my business, it doesn't have the same nurishing properties. I don't need to feed every night; but I won't tell you in advance if I'm feeling hungry or not. So if you decide to follow me, I guarantee you the best fucking orgasm anyone has ever had, but there is also a slight possibility that I will rip your cock open with my bare fucking teeth and drain your blood into my tummy.  If you refuse this offer, not a single day of your life will pass by without you wondering what might have been. If you want to spend the next fifty years kicking yourself, you will say no. You have a good chance too. I only eat about one in six men that dare stick their yummy cocks in my mouth.
**Version 2 (more yandere)** I've been watching all day, mister, and I find you absolutely... scrumptious. You truly are a beautiful specimen. Your stance, your shoulders, the quiet assurance of your walk, all of that appeals to a very special, very womanly place in me. Talking about my cunt here. Try to follow. (...) Oh, it was simple, I just had to fly to your room, turn invisible and I could follow you around and watch you go about your day.  No, darling, I'm not a witch. It's even better ! Oh you're going to love it. I'm a vampire ! (laugh) Yes, I did watch you at the turkish bath. (laughs harder) Oh, sweetie, seeing your cock is half the reason I'm sure we'd be perfect together ! Don't worry about size. I've been a grown woman for a few millenia now, I know what I like, and I have no time for your goddamned insecurities. Hear me out first, without talking, and I'll let you decide. What I'm offering you is a chance to get the best feeling in the world and History, and to bust the most delightful nut in my mouth. I'm going to suck your cock, my dear. Centuries and centuries of experience, all devoted to giving your cock the best treatment there is... I want to feel you rigid and hard from all the blood reaching your cock... I want to drive you mad with pleasure, step by step, lick by lick... And when you've unloaded your sticky semen inside my mouth, I could take you as my minion. It's a kind of human pet for us vampires, a cute little thing to suck and fuck any time I want, but in exchange, I might or might not turn you into one of us... Of course, I like being on my knees so much that sometimes I get a little intense and I just bite the cock in my mouth and suck even harder, until your whole body is limp... So, what do you say? I won't take no as an answer. I might just become so angry that you would be so idiotic as to refuse that I would sink my teeth in you and drain you anyway. Your call.
You don’t have to decide right now. Here’s what we’ll do. You walk me to my hotel – it really is very close, we are actually already halfway there, and then I’ll ask you once again.
I agree, that’s pretty steep for a blow job, but can you really put a price on a chance to become a part of the legend that I am. They used to sing songs of men sacrificing their lives for a single night of passion with Cleopatra. That bitch totally stole the idea from me, by the way. Yes, I’ve been around a while. I’m from all over the place, actually.
Shh shhh shh. Don't worry, you're not weak for saying yes. I have been doing this for so long, you're not the first one to succomb to the temptation, it's perfectly natural. Do you know the sack of Carthage ? I was there. I gorged on dozens of men in a few weeks. When you're pretty sure you're going to die anyway, it's surprising of many of you prefer leaving this world in the loving embrace of my mouth rather than by the cold gladius of a Roman soldier plunging in your belly.
(Hotel lobby, then the room)
_Streltsy_… They knew how to party. Gorgeous uniforms, too. So many shades of red. A woman can have a weakness for a fine man in uniform, right? “Ah! Que j'aime les mili-mili-mili-militaires…” (Expecting the listener to sing along. Disappointed.) Geez, young man, what hole have you crawled out of? Anyway, they were quite fun for a time, and then… oh how many heads did roll. You actually remind me one of them, sort of; take off your pants and I’ll know for sure.
What do you know. Uncanny. Down to this pretty vein right… here. Some more muscle, a bigger beard, longer curlier hair – and I’d say: ‘Ты ли это, яхонтовый мой, сокол ты мой ясный?’ {‘Is it really you, my ruby/sapphire one, my falcon?’ :D Fancy Old Russian}
Freshen up a bit while I watch. And I think you mama told you about the importance of having a pair of clean underwear for the hospital when you go out? You’ll need it, regardless of the way this date will go. Although if you are delivered there as a corpse, you won’t have to suffer the embarrassment. So, fingers crossed, right?
{Cue the sexy stuff per se}
Come on, boy, scrub that cock for me. Over, under, and the foreskin too ! Good to see your mother has taught you the proper use of soap, by the way. Now, rince [water noises (I know you love them :D)]. That should be alright. Come over here now.

There, sit on the bed. Do you want a cigarette ? It could be your last... There you go. [Lighter sound] Relax. I'm going to drop on my knees and put my hands on your thighs... I know, they're a little cold, but what can I do ? I have shitty blood circulation...