All of Humanity Intermission 5: Fairmater Script

p1
>I,
>Hagino Chidori,
>That girl really sucks
>at lying.
>am in love with Toudou Ai.

>I mean...

>don't you think it's strange that Marika and Kazami-san started dating out of nowhere?

>Mm...

p2
>Unlike me, Ai-chan is intelligent,
>cheerful, popular, and direct.
>The exact opposite of me, who can't even bring up our anniversary.

>That's why I fell in love with her.

>But,
>y'see,
>Well, you know Marika.
>You could never tell what she's thinking even way back when.
>hasn't she been talking about Marika-chan way too much lately?

p3
>Even so, it's outrageous that she won't tell us what's really going on!
>We should follow her next time!

>Then...
>how about next Sunday?

>Eh?

>That's the one year anniversary of the day we started dating!
>We can't do that!

p4
>...You remembered.
>Of course...
>Wait, were you testing me or something?
>Sorry.
>I thought you had forgotten.
>It wasn't a test or anything...

>Well y'know...
>I was worried about what I'd do if you had forgotten, so I couldn't bring it up.

>Whaddaya know.

>What are you smirking at!?
>We're the same.
>Nothing at all.