class Array
  def random
    self.shuffle.first
  end
end

def spongebob
  sponge = %w(Spange Speng Sporg Splorg Spang Spernd Splort
    Spunk Scram Spange Speeng Splen Speng Spinge Spong).random

  bob = %w(bob bob bob bab bab bab beb blat berp bharb blar
    blorg).random

  sponge + bob
end

def squarepants
  square = %w(Squar Skur Sven Squat Spleen Snare Sklabh Squere
    Dildo).random

  pants = %w(pents ponce porks peeps pops pans pints
    ponts).random

  square + pants
end

10.times { puts "#{spongebob} #{squarepants}" }