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[9:37 PM] Cock Doc: dragon(s)laying is best done as a party, after all
[9:38 PM] Aftyn: Eins
[9:38 PM] Aftyn: can I be a fight/monk girl?
[9:38 PM] Synicode: :thumbsup: doc
[9:38 PM] Aftyn: Full of her self?
[9:38 PM] Eins: If you want
[9:39 PM] Aftyn: Or maybe a wizard girl?
[9:39 PM] Aftyn: woooo
[9:39 PM] Eins: As long as you use the rules in the game, I don't really care.
[9:39 PM] Aftyn: wooo
[9:40 PM] Eins: I'm only going to do a bare minimum of house ruling just so there's consistency in the battle system. It's a little bit too open for my taste.
[9:41 PM] Aftyn: alright, I'll go something simple then
[9:41 PM] Aftyn: a teacher
[9:41 PM] Aftyn: I thikn I saw tat in the profession list
[9:41 PM] Eins: It is
[9:41 PM] Cock Doc: hmm
[9:42 PM] Eins: Play whatever you want. The stuff I'm talking about is that your girl can't be penetrated unless she's pinned or bound. Stuff like that.
[9:42 PM] Cock Doc: I could probably make a martial character out of this
[9:42 PM] SnowDrakE: the only question is
[9:42 PM] bob: http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1482954915514.jpg

[9:43 PM] Cock Doc: martial as in she's totally the kind of knight who won't lose to cock!
[9:43 PM] bob: embrace the sluttiness to gain power
[9:43 PM] SnowDrakE: can you dualwield 2 pairs of chained together bad dragon horsedongs like some kind of equine phallus super bruce lee nunchaku dong maniac?
[9:43 PM] Eins: Bob's got it. Just so you know, the setting will be modern day anime-Japan(edited)
[9:43 PM] SnowDrakE: and is there a class for an EPSBLNDM?
[9:44 PM] Cock Doc: well
[9:44 PM] Cock Doc: these are the weapon groups
[9:44 PM] Eins: Snow, that's something the enemies would use on your girl
[9:44 PM] SnowDrakE: reverse rape to the face!
[9:44 PM] SnowDrakE: scha-wing!
[9:44 PM] Cock Doc: Small Weapons (Knives, etc)
Medium weapon (Sword, Spear)
Major Weapon (Greatsword, Halbord)
Throwing Weapons (Boomerang, Throwing Knives)
Shooting Weapons (Bows, Guns)
[9:44 PM] Cock Doc: >just now noticed >halbord
[9:44 PM] bob: I'll have to read it over myself
[9:45 PM] Cock Doc: but
[9:45 PM] Cock Doc: two bad dragons I assume would make it a major weapon
[9:45 PM] Cock Doc: two major hard-ons
[9:46 PM] Eins: I think the enemies would run in fear of those
[9:46 PM] SnowDrakE: whirling horsecockalypse of migraines and butthurt +5
[9:46 PM] Cock Doc: oh god
[9:46 PM] Cock Doc: im fucking
[9:46 PM] Cock Doc: SNOW PLS
[9:46 PM] SnowDrakE: congrats
[9:46 PM] Cock Doc: i cant breathe
[9:47 PM] SnowDrakE: lost your virginity?
[9:47 PM] Eins: That's a CA btw
[9:47 PM] SnowDrakE: whats that?
[9:47 PM] Cock Doc: my sides lost their virginity
[9:47 PM] SnowDrakE: Cock Arms?
[9:47 PM] Eins: Crisis Act
[9:47 PM] Eins: A shameful thing that makes your magical girl lewder and stronger
[9:47 PM] SnowDrakE:

[9:47 PM] SnowDrakE: here Doc
[9:47 PM] SnowDrakE: i got you covered
[9:48 PM] Cock Doc: Yeah
[9:48 PM] Cock Doc: that's about right
[9:49 PM] SnowDrakE: but seriously
[9:49 PM] SnowDrakE: get the XL flared Chance from Bad Dragon in hard
[9:49 PM] SnowDrakE: and then grab a fistful of 9 inch nails
[9:49 PM] SnowDrakE: and drive them through the cocktip
[9:50 PM] Cock Doc:
[9:50 PM] SnowDrakE: so it looks like something Satans mom used to make her boy weep silently at night, holding his bleeding arse and planning to overthrow god and create an entire realm filled with eternal damnation
[9:51 PM] SnowDrakE: also apart from the upgraded damage, a realistically modeled horsedong spiked with a fuckton of rusty nails would probably cause mental damage to furries if they take a glimpse at it
[9:51 PM] SnowDrakE: it's like this phenomenon where everyone holds their crotch and winces loudly
[9:51 PM] SnowDrakE: like when you talk about getting papercuts on the tip of your penis
[9:52 PM] SnowDrakE: doc
[9:52 PM] SnowDrakE: are you still alive?
[9:52 PM] Cock Doc: rip
[9:54 PM] Eins: Leave it to a German to come up with a nightmarish torture device
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[9:55 PM] Cock Doc: a weapon to surpass metal gear