20b.pony

>Your fluffy pony looks up at you as you come home
>"Pway?"
"No. We've been over this. No asking Daddy to play when he comes home from work."
>"Pway! Pway!" it yells, running around in circles
>it runs into a table, knocking over and breaking an expensive vase
"I told you what would happen if you did that again."
>you reach for the 'sowwy-stick'
"Sorry, but you know the rules, and so do I."
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of."
"You wouldn't get this from any other guy."
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand."
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you."
>"Nevah gonna make you cwy!"
>"Nevah gonna say goobai!"
>"Nevah gonna tell a wie and huwt you!"