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  1. Take Responsibility For My Stomach: Vol 1 Promo Manga
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >So, uh, on January 26, 2022,
  5. >the first volume of "Take Responsibility For My Stomach!" goes on sale...
  6.  
  7. >I want as many people as possible to buy this,
  8. >so I figured I'd hold a strategy meeting.
  9. >Uh-huh.
  10.  
  11. p2
  12. >Indeed.
  13. >There are two groups we need to appeal to.
  14. >Two?
  15.  
  16. >Those who have already read everything so far,
  17. >and those who would come across the tankobon by chance and be reading it from there.
  18. >Ah, I see.
  19.  
  20. >For the former, we need to show off the benefits of buying the tankobon,
  21. >and for the latter, we need to make them think "so there's a manga like this!" and pick it up.
  22. >Indeed.
  23.  
  24. >So with that in mind, we'll advertise to the former group...
  25.  
  26. p3
  27. >by hosting an "Endurance! Tsukada Ritsu Shall Not Eat Anything Until We Get a Reprint!" stream.
  28. >[redacted] copies to go
  29. >ROFL
  30. >Rice is yummy
  31. >Hang in there!
  32. >I'll eat your share.
  33. >I'll eat thrice as much.
  34. >lololol
  35. >Wanna eat grass?
  36. >Hah
  37. >Hah
  38. >WHY!?
  39.  
  40. >Well, I figured people might worry and go "Ritsu-chan will die if we don't buy it" and go out and buy it.
  41. >None of those commentors look worried at all!!
  42.  
  43. >It can't be helped. 80% of our readers read it to see your pained expressions, Ritsu.
  44. >Hahaha
  45. >That's a cruel prejudice!
  46.  
  47. p4
  48. >Ah, but people might not buy it if they see you suffer for too long...
  49. >This is troublesome.
  50. >Stop bullying me!
  51.  
  52. >Next,
  53. >we need to advertise to the latter group...
  54.  
  55. >The important thing is that we're topical
  56. >and fast-acting.
  57. >I see, I see.
  58.  
  59. >So, taking that into account, we'll advertise to the latter group...
  60.  
  61. p5
  62. >by hosting an "Endurance! Tsukada Ritsu Shall Not Eat Anything Until We Get a Reprint!" stream.
  63. >[redacted] copies to go
  64. >LMFAO
  65. >Is she alive?
  66. >Bought some bullets for your hotpot.
  67. >Just 381 days left til you break the Guinness World Record
  68. >This isn't funny lol
  69. >lololol
  70. >AGAIN, WHY!?
  71.  
  72. >We can't help it... This is our only solution...
  73. >There should be plenty of others!
  74.  
  75. >Geez... You're so selfish.
  76. >Ah, in that case...
  77.  
  78. p6
  79. >How about an "Endurance! Tsukada Ritsu Will Keep On Eating Forever Until We Get a Reprint!" stream?
  80. >!!
  81.  
  82. >Tha-
  83. >That
  84. >might...
  85.  
  86. >actually
  87. >work...
  88. >It didn't.
  89.  
  90. >>Including bonus manga packed with flesh-toned parts! Please check out volume 1!
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