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I HAVVE FORGOTTEN

Aug 2nd, 2016
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  1. [01:16] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
  2. [01:16] <ailurAlliance> ailurAlliance began pestering voltaireMortis
  3. [01:17] <ailurAlliance> AA: Hey VM, what's up?
  4. [01:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: Elliot? Nothing much.
  5. [01:17] <ailurAlliance> AA: Alright.
  6. [01:17] <ailurAlliance> AA: I wanted to let you know you were right.
  7. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: About?
  8. [01:18] <ailurAlliance> AA: I should never have talked to Jydbec.
  9. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Also thank you.
  10. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Hah.
  11. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fucking kneww it.
  12. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwould you do me a favvour and attempt to convvince Celia about that too?
  13. [01:19] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'll try.
  14. [01:19] <ailurAlliance> AA: I haven't spoken to her in a bit, though.
  15. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: There's a message board she made.
  16. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: "Friends!"
  17. [01:19] <ailurAlliance> AA: I know, I haven't looked at it yet.
  18. [01:19] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'll do that soon, I think.
  19. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: You're added though right?
  20. [01:19] <ailurAlliance> AA: Yes.
  21. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: I also talked to another one of your friends.
  22. [01:20] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh? Jace?
  23. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: megaDouche or something like that?
  24. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: No Jace is the baseball idiot.
  25. [01:20] <ailurAlliance> AA: Wait what? How does he have your handle? From Jydbec?
  26. [01:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: I found him, same wway as I found you.
  27. [01:21] <ailurAlliance> AA: Speaking of, how DID, you find me?
  28. [01:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: Didn't I say? Your fucking handle turned up in my friends list all fucked up looking.
  29. [01:22] <ailurAlliance> AA: Did you? I can't remember. That's fucking strange, though.
  30. [01:22] <voltaireMortis> VM: Eh it wwas a wwhile ago noww.
  31. [01:22] <voltaireMortis> VM: And yeah it's strange that's wwhy I contacted you.
  32. [01:23] <ailurAlliance> AA: Hm. Did anyone else mysteriously turn up like that?
  33. [01:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: You, Celia, Jace, Nolan.
  34. [01:23] <ailurAlliance> AA: I really want to know what happened to cause that.
  35. [01:23] <ailurAlliance> AA: Let me know if anyone else joins the fray.
  36. [01:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: Some bullshit probably.
  37. [01:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh wwait.
  38. [01:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwe met another human vvia Jydbec.
  39. [01:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: Charles?
  40. [01:24] <ailurAlliance> AA: Don't know him.
  41. [01:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: Can't remember his dumbass handle.
  42. [01:24] <ailurAlliance> AA: Poor sap, having to go through Jyd.
  43. [01:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ahh you'll find him in the message board.
  44. [01:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: Apparently they're into each other.
  45. [01:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: Like in the human wway.
  46. [01:24] <ailurAlliance> AA: My god.
  47. [01:25] <ailurAlliance> AA: Wait, "Human way"?
  48. [01:25] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh for fucks sake. I asked Celia to try and talk to you fucks about Troll culture.
  49. [01:25] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'll ask her about it.
  50. [01:25] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhatevver.
  51. [01:26] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just that Troll romance is more complicated than human romance.
  52. [01:26] <voltaireMortis> VM: But I imagine Charlbec wwon't last much longer.
  53. [01:26] <ailurAlliance> AA: We'll see. I believe you this time, though.
  54. [01:27] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'll have a word with Charles too.
  55. [01:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: megaDouche also seems into Jydbec.
  56. [01:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: Entertainingly enough.
  57. [01:27] <ailurAlliance> AA: Of course he would be. He's into all the girls.
  58. [01:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: So maybe hold off on that "wword".
  59. [01:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'd like to see howw this plays out.
  60. [01:28] <ailurAlliance> AA: Life sure is complicated.
  61. [01:28] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'll indulge you.
  62. [01:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: You don't say.
  63. [01:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: Got a hell of a lot more complicated recently though didn't it?
  64. [01:29] <ailurAlliance> AA: Yeah. I've been talking to more people this week than in the past year combined.
  65. [01:29] <voltaireMortis> VM: Like fivve?
  66. [01:29] <ailurAlliance> AA: I don't meet new people very often.
  67. [01:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell you havve us noww.
  68. [01:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: So that's something right?
  69. [01:30] <ailurAlliance> AA: Sure do. I really appreciate you and Celia.
  70. [01:30] <ailurAlliance> AA: I still need to speak with Jace and see what he's about.
  71. [01:31] <voltaireMortis> VM: That may be a problem right noww.
  72. [01:31] <ailurAlliance> AA: How so?
  73. [01:31] <voltaireMortis> VM: He's kinda incapacitated as of late?
  74. [01:31] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh.
  75. [01:31] <voltaireMortis> VM: His computer randomly exploded wwhile wwe wwere talking.
  76. [01:31] <ailurAlliance> AA: How do you even know that?
  77. [01:31] <voltaireMortis> VM: Celia told me.
  78. [01:32] <ailurAlliance> AA: How does Celia even know that?
  79. [01:32] <ailurAlliance> AA: Nevermind
  80. [01:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: He's still got his phone or something.
  81. [01:32] <ailurAlliance> AA: Right, maybe I can contact him through there.
  82. [01:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's not like he's in a vvacuum.
  83. [01:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: I suppose not.
  84. [01:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: Thanks for your time, man.
  85. [01:33] <voltaireMortis> VM: Glad to chat wwith you,
  86. [01:33] <voltaireMortis> VM: You alright?
  87. [01:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: Yeah.
  88. [01:33] <ailurAlliance> AA: Better than I've been in a while.
  89. [01:34] <voltaireMortis> VM: Good to hear.
  90. [01:34] <ailurAlliance> AA: Thanks. Speak to you later.
  91. [01:34] <ailurAlliance> ailurAlliance has ceased pestering voltaireMortis
  92. [01:34] <voltaireMortis> ==END==
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