Random notepad messages at university with a stranger

Stranger:  letz play a game...will start easy the person sitting next to u to the right u MUST say "hi" to them... muhahaha

Me: HIII HOW YA GOIN BUDDY!!! Reply or die.

Stranger: hehehe NOW HUG THEM TO DEATH!!!!!!

Me: They'll think I'm trying to RAPE them. OH well

Stranger: now ask them to suck ur DICK! Muhahahahaha!

Me: Lol. I did.  And OMG you won't belive it. They agreed! Notice the white stains on the floor? They probably got cleaned cus its awfully rude. Wasted cum. I could have used that for making a god damn baby. PSSSHHHHH!!! ABORTION!!!!!!
Now its your turn. Ask the person next to you if they have a clean butt. If they do, you must tackle them on the floor and shove your penis(if you're a guy) or your fingers(if you're a girl) up his ass or if its a girl go for the vagina.
Yeah lets have sex in class!! How erotic!
By the way who put pubic hair on the table? I'm finding bits of it under and around the keyboard.
Love COOLER

Stranger: LMAO! i dont see any cum stains on the floor they must of cleaned it must of been from u :P but i see some on one of the chairs hahaha
umm the hair wuld be me sorry =P lol yeah sex in class well theres no one next too me so u gotta wait till someone comes next too me hahaha lmao

Me: I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside.

Stranger: dudeee im a guy lol

Me: I know. That's why I want to fuck you like an animal.

Stranger: :O.... uh-oh... dude not kool i know hehehe FUCK THE GUY NEXT 2 U!*

Me: LOL jesus christ! This is hilarious. FUCK THE GUY NEXT 2 U! Up the ass or in the mouth?
Cum on the chairs lol. What has this world CUM to? This is a computer room, not a... ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE WACKING OFF! Soon people are going to start realising eachother and begin one MASSIVE orgy. It'll start with this room, then slowly spread through the corridors until this WHOLE BUILDING is INFECTED with the LOVELY ORGYNESS!!
I can't believe they didn't spot the cum on the chairs tho, its like big clunks and stuff. Lol ewww!
We just killed how many babies? Pssssh theres enuf people in this world anyway.
With INBREEDING on the rise, its only getting worse. And INBREEDING season is coming up shortly, brothers and sisters will start falling in love, or brother on brother/sister on sister. Well that WOULDNT make more babies so I don't really mind that. As long as they don't CUM after me!

Me: This is my LAST lesson here! Then I'll never be on this computer again!
NOOO!!!!!! This computer is so funny. All the pictures, and stuff.
I won't be able to see YOUR reply. GOD DAMMIT! So I'm going to give you my email (LOL LOL).
HYPERLINK "mailto:email address removed"
LOL you prob noticed it in the MSN email thingy! THATSSS MEEEEE!!

What is that movie thing next to this? I want to play it but can't risk it incase its PORN because the people near me will SEE. What is it?
Must hide the screen, dammit people go away so I can play this vid!
Oh and right, check the desktop for my ULTIMATE word document. It should be next to this thingy unless some DOOSHBAG IMBOCILE moved it.

*lovingly moves the red laser dot from my gun and points it on the monsters lump, AIM AND FIRE!!!

BUHBYESSSSS! <3 Lol :)

Love COOLER