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- FL AG on 'Horrific' Murder Allegedly by Illegal Alien: It Was 'Preventable'
- Far Left Fails to Overturn GOP-Drawn Congressional Maps in Missouri
- Victim's Attorney: FSU Shooter Was in 'Constant Communication' with ChatGPT
- South Carolina Pastor And Wife Accused Of Abusing 15-Year-Old Foster Child
- Oregon Ducks QB Coach Koa Ka'ai Makes Jaws Drop with Ice Cream Question
- Armed Man with 100 Rounds of Ammo Tackled in Texas Church
- Report: Chevron Importing 250K Barrels of Venezuelan Oil to U.S. per Day
- Watch Live: Karoline Leavitt Holds White House Press Briefing
- Numbers Update: Clay Fuller's Georgia Victory Gives Mike Johnson Backup
- Iran Blocks Traffic in Strait of Hormuz over Israeli Strikes in Lebanon
- Anthropic Says Its 'Mythos' AI Model Broke Containment, Bragged About It
- Levin: 'This Thing's Not Over'
- L.A. Residents Outraged over Outrageous Olympic Ticket Prices
- George Clooney Calls President Trump a 'War Criminal'
- RFK Jr.: Cuba's Communists Running Healthcare Fraud Scheme in Florida
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- Andy Barr’s Senate Campaign Manager Terminated over Anti-Trump Rage Exposed by Breitbart News
- U.S. Rep. Andy Barr speaks with members of the media after announcing heís running for th
- The campaign manager for the U.S. Senate bid of Rep. Andy Barr (R-KY) has been removed from his position after a major Breitbart News exclusive revealed he is raging with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
- Iran Threatens to Expand Gulf Strikes to Deprive U.S. and Allies of Oil ‘For Years’
- Iran Threatens Gulf Strikes to Deprive U.S. and Allies of Oil 'For Years'
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- Nolte: Eric Swalwell Denies Inappropriate Behavior with Staffers, Blames MAGA Conspiracies
- Eric Swalwell Denies Inappropriate Behavior with Staffers, Blames MAGA
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- Trump, Iran Agree to Two-Week Ceasefire
- Trump, Iran Agree to Two-Week Ceasefire
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- Nolte: Trump Warns Iran Its ‘Civilization Will Die Tonight’
- Nolte: Trump Warns Iran Its ‘Civilization Will Die Tonight’
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- Trump: U.S. Will Work with Iran to Remove Enriched Uranium, Charge Tolls on Strait of Hormuz
- Trump: U.S. Will Work With Iran to Remove Enriched Uranium
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- Dem Rep. Vindman: Chinese ‘Look Like They Could Be Attractive Alternatives to the U.S.’
- Vindman: Chinese 'Look Like They Could Be Attractive Alternatives' to U.S.
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- Pete Hegseth Declares ‘Historic and Overwhelming Victory’ in Iran: Trump ‘Forged
- Pete Hegseth Declares 'Historic and Overwhelming Victory' in Iran
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- Reports: Explosions Heard at Kharg Island, Iran’s Critical Oil Export Site
- Reports: Explosions Heard at Kharg Island, Iran's Critical Oil Export Site
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- Andy Barr’s Senate Campaign Manager Terminated over Anti-Trump Rage Exposed by Breitbart News
- Andy Barr’s Senate Campaign Manager Terminated over Anti-Trump Rage
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- Democrat Senators Claim Victory for Iran: ‘What a Disaster’
- Democrat Chris Murphy Claims Victory for Iran: 'What a Disaster'
- Police: Two Raleigh officers shot armed (black) man, killing him
- Baboon down!
- (Dreadlocked black man) Wanted For Sexually Assaulting 5-Year Old Girl In Jackson Park
- (Black) Man Acquitted of Almost All Counts in Shooting of (White) Delco Officers (because they did not recall announcing their presence)
- Delco Officer Hurt in Shooting Goes Home, Suspect Faces Charges
- (Black) Man Accused of Badly Beating Disabled (White) Man in Wheelchair
- ........... Weather.
- Daily Forecast
- Dale, Texas 78616
- · as of 1:30 PM CDT
- Today
- Wed 08 | Day
- 80°
- 2%
- SE 9 mph
- A mix of clouds and sun. High around 80F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 42%
- UV Index
- 8 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:11 am
- Sunset
- 7:53 pm
- Wed 08 | Night
- 61°
- 9%
- SE 9 mph
- Partly cloudy skies this evening will become overcast overnight. Low 61F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 75%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 1:24 am
- Moonset
- 11:19 am
- Waning Gibbous
- Thu 09
- 83° / 65°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- 12 mph
- Fri 10
- 79° / 66°
- PM Thunderstorms
- 57%
- 11 mph
- Sat 11
- 80° / 68°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 48%
- 14 mph
- Sun 12
- 79° / 69°
- Thunderstorms
- 75%
- 15 mph
- Mon 13
- 84° / 70°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- 17 mph
- Tue 14
- 83° / 68°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 43%
- 17 mph
- Wed 15
- 81° / 66°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 59%
- 13 mph
- Thu 16
- 81° / 67°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 59%
- 11 mph
- Fri 17
- 83° / 68°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 46%
- 13 mph
- Sat 18
- 86° / 66°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- 12 mph
- Sun 19
- 85° / 66°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 33%
- 12 mph
- Mon 20
- 88° / 67°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- 14 mph
- Tue 21
- 89° / 66°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- 13 mph
- Wed 22
- 89° / 67°
- Partly Cloudy
- 23%
- 14 mph
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- Current threat: Rain. ☁️
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- The Fairly OddParents
- The Fairly OddParents (a.k.a. The Jumpy SharkParents) is one of many Nickelodeon cartoons that have gone from lulzy to shit in no time flat. Starring a ten-year-old boy with wish-granting fairies that either nag, bitch or almost kill everyone, they spend each episode solving a problem he himself wished for, when in reality, he could've just not wished it to begin with, but the hurrdurr's 10-year-old curiosity doesn't follow logic, and that's why we have a show.
- Despite the already ridiculous concept and shit animation, the series only got worse as it went on, surprising right? It evolved from just being boring into a plague of cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags, and came up with new and exciting ways to insult us and keep the plot going like it was punishment to even deny its god-like influence.
- Some argue the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for that could divide the universe by zero when it shit its pants, and because Nickelodeon didn't have enough mpreg in its lineup. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff which said "Hey, we can kill Drake Bell's acting career more, right?". Others blamed it on this magic dog that does nothing more than... Well, be a dog. But a maaaaaaaagic dog. But you would be wrong, as it hit rock fucking bottom when Mary Sue, under the alias Chloe Carmichael, started sharing with Timmy's faries. Remember when it was established that only miserable kids got fairies? Well, season 10 yelled "FUCK THAT!"
- It's quite apparent at this point Butch Hartman and his ex-friend and FOP writer Steve Marmel just wants to end the series and work on other projects such as Danny Phantom, but Nick keeps ordering more seasons. The fact that it's still running today is amazing, especially when compared to Nick's other lovechild SpongeBob SquarePants, which, while also running for too fucking long, still continues to air episodes and make a shitload of money, whereas FOP is hardly acknowledged by Nick anymore, has one of the most erratic schedules seen in an animated show, and generates practically no revenue whatsoever, making it a wonder it's lasted this long despite the fact nobody cares about the show anymore. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks, going above and beyond its intended call of duty, gaining its infamy by making its own "IF I HAD ONE" meme early on.
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- Seattle is the largest city in the US state of Washington. With an estimated population of 780,000, it is the 18th-most populous city in the United States, while the wider Seattle metropolitan area exceeds four million residents. The city lies on an isthmus between Puget Sound and Lake Washington, and it is a major port and gateway for trade with the Asia-Pacific region. Founded in 1851 and named after Chief Seattle, a local Native American leader, the city grew through logging, maritime trade, and the Klondike Gold Rush. In the 20th and 21st centuries, it has been a center for aerospace and technology led by companies such as Boeing, Microsoft, and Amazon. Today, Seattle is a major hub for trade and technology, and is known for its influence on music. This long-exposure photograph shows the skyline of Downtown Seattle at night, with Interstate 5 in the foreground.
- Photograph credit: Daniel Lawrence Lu
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