Food Porn: Chef Boyardee

On the thread that day, we were talking about nyatomori and food porn and I had debuted the kit-kat script. An Anon bet we couldn't do anything sexy with Chef Boyardee. I looked at my collaborator and said, "hold my beer."

Food Porn: Chef Boyardee
[F4M] [Fsolo][FETISH:FOOD PORN] [Monologue] [sexy humor] [Chef Boyardee]

When I want some meat <moan> and some sauciness <moan> I know who to go to. I take out a can of Chef Boyardee's best. The weight in my hand feels substantial and it makes me wet thinking about it. This is a big meal, but <moan> I like my meat and sauce to be big. I'm so very, very hungry that I take a lick of the label to get a foretaste that isn't there.<moan> Then I reach sinuously for the key to getting what I most desire, a heavy tool to satisfy me: A can opener. <loud moan> I use the tool to gash and tear open the metal that separates me from my bliss, and the can gives out a soft 'pop' letting that succulent scent out to batter my nostrils and force its way into my brain.

My lips part and I start to salivate and I can't help it,<moan> I'm so very wet now. I keep turning the crank and the can goes around and around and around...suddenly, it's nearly too much and I have to step back. I run my hands down my apron and over my breasts and try to breathe calmly. I.. take a silvery, glistening pan down and put it on my hot stove, ready to receive the cool load of future hotness. I take the heavy tool back in my hand and in a few more turns...the lid pulls free. Some sauce lands on my finger and I suck it down. <MMMMM moan> like it's precum: a small treat before the main event.

As the pan starts its long slow build to medium, I pour the load into its depths with a liquid plop. The red and the silver give me a Christmassy feeling. Very soon, the succulence begins to get hot, and the kitchen fills with the aroma of tomato,<moan> spices<Oh Yes!> and beef <Louder moan>. The scent pulls me in, surrounds me and penetrates my very being. I don't even know that I'm doing it, but I get a bowl and spoon out and it's all I can do to keep from thrusting my spoon into the pot to penetrate it. After eons of edging, it begins to bubble and I know it's ready. Greedily, I load my bowl up,<heavy breathing> Finally, I have what I want. I take up a spoonful...blow softly on it....and take my first full bite. <Improvise to orgasm or not>