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- TSA: Hi, I see you're flying to Estonia. Is it business or pleasure?
- Mint: UUuhhhhhh pleasure
- TSA: And what is your name?
- Mint: Araminta Aminthe Ch. 【FlaVR】
- TSA: On your documentation it says that you're 35 years old.
- Mint: No I'm 20 I'm hitting that griddy I promise.
- TSA: Yes but your real age maam?
- Mint: I'm 35. I'm getting jiggy with it Mr.Airport.
- TSA: Okay let me do a quick background search. We've recently upgraded the systems to do a brief summary of you interent history... Uhh Uhhh. One moment I need to get my manager. It says here you belive the earth is flat is that correct?
- Mint: No NO it's round. Even though the ground is flat and the Horizon is flat there are science reasons I'm not dumb really.
- TSA: It also says that you're in to top 1% percentile searching Hugo Boss costumes and Military paraphernalia maam?
- Mint: Umm a ahh *spilling spaghetti* I've very interested in the ah culture. I just think it's cute I took a long hard look at it.
- TSA: It says here you karate-chopped a man in to a brick wall.
- Mint: I promise, I know it doesn't sound believable but he was asking for it. Please stop bullying me.
- TSA: Ahhhh I'm sorry I'm getting a phone call. A war has broken out. Your flight to Estonia has been cancelled.
- Mint: Goddamn it my body pillow. I withdrew 3k for that. AAAAaaaaAAAA!!!
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