Curse of Strahd 4- The Dark Souls of Real Estate

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tirkaroKujo:
dootdoot

Alise:
Yaaaaay.
Thrice:
dun dun DUUUUN
Thrice:
now we just wait for agi to (never) get here

Alise:
I had to reinstall Hamachi myself
tirkaroKujo:
damn u hammercheese
tirkaroKujo:
when are we moving to roll20 and discord
Thrice:
never
Thrice:
From what I remember of R20(which granted isn't much) it's kinda anus
Thrice:
did they ever fix the mic issues
Thrice:
where it just automaticlaly turns your mic on at random intervals

Alise:
So for my IRL D&D

Alise:
My friend made it so that we're playing D&D as ourselves.
tirkaroKujo:
idk but they probably made a lot of improvements to it so far

Alise:
I got stuck as the bard because I'm a basic bitch who somehow manages to be the most charismatic of my group of mildly autistic (but not literally) friends.
Thrice:
So you're all L1 Commoners
tirkaroKujo:
that sounds terrible
tirkaroKujo:
for you, that is
tirkaroKujo:
not me
Thrice:
what edition are you playing
tirkaroKujo:
because I'm a big sexy black man who throws rocks
Thrice:
Bards are actually pretty damn fun in 5e at least
Thrice:
And Pathfinder

Alise:
It's 4e
Thrice:
not so much in 3.5 unless you use splatbooks but then they are broken as fuck
Thrice:
I didn't even know there WAS a bard in 4e

Alise:
It's like...pretty much a talking bard.

Alise:
So I

Alise:
'm basically Phoenix Wright

Alise:
With a bow.
tirkaroKujo:
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH ALL MY DRAWINGS
tirkaroKujo:
JUST SHOWING THEM TO UR BASIC BITH FRIENDS SO YALL CAN LAUGH AT ME HUH
Thrice:
but he has a bow
Thrice:
he's not swordsthrice

Alise:
Swordsthrice was for something else entirely unrelated
Thrice:
I considered doing that for PCLoser

Alise:
And it was only for me.
Thrice:
But decided it'd be funnier if you were playing characters playing characters
Agidius has connected.

Alise:
I would at least tell ya before I used your stuff for anything like that.
Thrice:
nah if you told him you were gonna show it to other people he'd freeze and never finish it
Agidius:
That's an ambiguous statement to walk in on
Thrice:
ambiguously sexy

Gillian:
is MT sharing Tirk's arts
Thrice:
no
Thrice:
tirk just thought he wat
Thrice:
was

Alise:
Nah. I asked him to draw my IRL D&D character
Thrice:
damn it every time i say anything i think of work

Gillian:
POSTED EM ALL OVER LAS VEGAS, I SEE.

Alise:
Who is essentially Phoenix Wright with a bow

Alise:
Because I am a talkman bard I guess lol
Thrice:
er
Thrice:
wrk

Gillian:
ATTRIBUTING THEM TO "JOSH SMITH, OF SOMETHINGSHIRE NEW JOISEY"
Thrice:
Oddly enough I think I'd be a Bard in DND too

Gillian:
This is DnD you shit

Gillian:
you're a sorcerer

Gillian:
deal with it
Thrice:
MT's group is playing themselves

Alise:
I just have an immediate interupt where when one of my allies gets attacked

Gillian:
oh, huh.

Alise:
I can just fucking shoot the enemy in the face with my bow
Thrice:
not really for the charisma, i don't actually talk to strangers too much, but for the knowldges and shit
tirkaroKujo:
yeah dumb bass
Thrice:
and being able to do anything
Thrice:
i'm too fat to be a rogue

Alise:
And then it lets my ally use an at-will ability to fuck them in the dick afterwards.
Thrice:
Warlock maybe

Alise:
Also my one friend just wants to fuck owlbears

Alise:
Like, literally.

Alise:
Fuck owlbears.
Thrice:
or wizard
Agidius is disconnected.
Agidius is disconnected.
tirkaroKujo:
Well
Thrice:
lookit im go

Alise:
agi was so triggered by fucking owlbears.
tirkaroKujo:
I guess he wanted to go fuck owlbears too
tirkaroKujo:
My spirit class is probably the basic ass fighter
tirkaroKujo:
since I always by default go with the most pragmatic str-based classes in any game I play

Alise:
My other friend is a warforged

Alise:
He's a big fuckin dude and we call him Fridge
Thrice:
If I'm being honest I'm probably a Bard or a Paladin

Alise:
So I wanted tirk to draw Cold Man with a sword and a thief's mask

Alise:
Because he's literally just a robot who is going to steal all of the things.
tirkaroKujo:
which makes it seem odd that I usually play wacky casters during those odd moments I play
Thrice:
I'm not really super charismatic around strangers but I can do just about anything, and Paladin cause I'm always there to help out
Thrice:
Well, I've only played Bard once and I've never rolled a Paladin
Thrice:
...oh wait yeah I did, once
Thrice:
For likke two sessions

Alise:
I'm also a harf erf lol

Alise:
MY FRIEND HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE A CROW MAN

Alise:
AND I WAS SO JELLY :
Agidius has connected.
Thrice:
you coulda been a crowman in 5e
Thrice:
you had the chance

Alise:
Because my fucking choices were a halfling, a dwarf and a harf erf
tirkaroKujo:
I drew exactly two things today and I dont know why because it felt like I drew a lot more

Alise:
So obviously I chose the one that wasn't fucking rancid assholes.
Agidius:
Halfling?
tirkaroKujo:
and uuuuuhhhh shit I lost whatever intro I had in my clipboard
tirkaroKujo:
so uh

Alise:
No. You can leave.
Thrice:
dude if you think 4e's halflings are bad
Agidius:
Okay.
Thrice:
look at fucking 5e's
Thrice:
not statwise, statwise they're okay

Alise:
I don't mean stat-wise
Thrice:
but holy fuck that art
Thrice:
like god fucking damn
Thrice:
what the fuck

Alise:
I mean, who the fuck wants to be a goddamn halfling.

Gustav:
GUSTAV BUSTIN' THROUGH

Alise:
OH GOD THAT'S RIGHT.
Thrice:
in 4e and shit they werej ust small hairy-footed dudes
Agidius:
I-I do
Thrice:
in 5e they're like
Thrice:
more deformed than Gnomes

Gillian:
DAMN IT JUST LET ME SLEP

Elizabeth :
also me too I guess
Thrice:
you shut up sen

Kaeri:
how did i get here ribit

Tarron:
AND SO

Tarron:
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

Tarron:
19

Elizabeth :
10

Gillian:
"We come in peace?"

Gillian:
10

Gustav:
18

Gillian:
13 dat init tie

Alise:
"Noooooooooo..."

Tarron:
10 I'll roll for tirk

Alise:
14

Tarron:
you're good aggs

Gillian:
Hooray

Ismark:
19

Gillian:
aw man, party init tie
Gillian: (( *orders wireless card* (waiting) ))

Tarron:
If it's party you decide who goes first

Gustav:
"The end comes....death be praised..."

scb radio:
NOW PLAYING Battle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj4ArAaAZ8g

Ismark:
Ismark tries to make sense of what's going on at the scene. "What did you do this time?" and idk u go first tarron it's on the init bar
Tarron has received initiative.

Tarron:
"Ghosts??? But, oh my... How does one fight a ghost? Or more than one? We will see if the mundane magic works!" Mundane magic being earthen blast

Tarron:
Can I stand int he spot below me

Alise:
"Ehhhh?!" Alise squirms in place, "Nooooo, this is bad..."

Tarron:
or not
Gillian: (( you may want to fix Gustav's init. ))

Tarron:
Oh wait

Ismark:
woop

Tarron:
This is a square lol
Gillian: (( free-form squares, goooo. ))

Tarron:
Oh god it's weird with the grid not being aligned

Tarron:
like

Tarron:
REALLY weird

Tarron:
but imagine that as if it were actually aligned to the damn grid on the map

Ismark:
w/e we still get it

Tarron:
it's 6 bludgeoning, dex save for half

Tarron:
if they fail the save they can't move for a round

Gustav:
15

Gillian:
"Hey, watch the legs!" Gillian scrunches up just in time to avoid being bludgeoned be rocks
Tarron: (( AFAIK that's normal physical bludgeoning damage ))

Elizabeth :
11
Tarron: (( the save is 14 ))
Tarron: (( so gussy makes it ))

Gustav:
Gustav loses 6 hit points.

Elizabeth :
Elizabeth loses 6 hit points.

Gustav:
Gustav is healed and gains 3 hit points.

Gillian:
gustav passsssed
Tarron: (( and lizzy can't move next turn if it ends up mattering ))

Tarron:
"Ooh, earthen magic is so much fun!"

Ismark:
"Oi, you can't expect to sleep well whilst beasts are afoot..." Ismark throws his spear into Elizabeth's non-face 12

Ismark:
...but of course, he misses and just stabs the bed. "Yes, this was intentional...."

Gustav:
Gustav stretches out, exuding a dark aura around him. "Gururaaaah..." Gillian make a constitution save

Gillian:
7 I can do that

Gillian:
I cannot do that.

Gustav:
you are now poisoned until the start of your next turn

Tarron:
"Ismark! Do not wake Gillian up with the stabbings! Words, Ismark! Use your words!"
Alise: (( We skypin? ))

Gillian:
What do the poison

Gillian:
We are
Tarron: (( disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks ))
Tarron: (( (init is an ability check, btw) ))

Gustav:
And then Gustav teleports over to the bed and slashes the air in front of Tarron, creating sharp dark claws over her face 21

Gustav:
11 and make a constitution save tarron (GST)

Gillian:
"Ruugh, koff, that's rancid!"

Gustav:
nvm ur ded lol
Alise has received initiative.

Tarron:
"Gyaaaah!" Tarron is clawed to the deathing

Tarron:
Tarron loses 11 hit points.

Alise:
"Nooooooooooooooo...Miss Tarron!"

Gustav:
"We have disabled one of your own....soon you all shall be our next sacrifices..."

Tarron:
11

Gillian:
"What? Shoot, they took her out?! What are we still doing here?"

Alise:
"C-...can't we just put the stuff back and be really, really sorry...?"

Gillian:
The footlocker contains a small folded cloak of some sort, a small wooded coffer containing 4 potions of healing, a chain shirt, a mess kit, a flask of alchemist fire, a bullseye lantern, a set of theives tools, and a spellbook of some kind

Gustav:
"I do not think you understand the gravity of your situation. Lest you want to be sacrificed to Lorgoth the Decayer early..."

Alise:
"I-..I don't wanna be sacrificed to anyone...!" she whimpers, "But I don't want you to hurt my friends either...!"

Alise:
"You have more potions, right, Mr. Ismark? I don't wanna use any of those because then they'll be even more angry that we took their stuff and then used it..."

Elizabeth :
"I'm afraid that's how we've always done things here, sweetie. We sacrifice and kill anyone misfortunate enough to get in our reach..."

Ismark:
"Afraid I only brought one with me. Would have brought more if I just had the chance to get back home before getting dragged by the fog here..."

Alise:
"B-..but that's mean!" Alise puffs up her cheeks, "All master was doing was trying to help Mr. Ismark and make me happy! That's not worthy of sacrificing anyone, you bullies!"

Ismark:
"I don't think there's any reasoning with these guys anymore....I can see it in their glowing spectral eyes....they're ones that are cursed to do nothing but murder for the rest of their existence..."

Gillian:
Meanwhile, Gillian gets up on the bed, into a squatting position, holding the edges of the blanket in his hands.
Gillian has received initiative.

Gillian:
22 "Got him talking, that's all I needed!" Gillian jumps at Gustav, pulling the blanket with him, hoping to crash the two skrilleghouls back into the wall

Elizabeth :
16 "Gyrreeeaaaggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Elizabeth tries to push back against being shoved into the alcove
Tarron has received initiative.

Tarron:
12

Tarron:
passed one

Tarron:
tarron lies crumpled on the ground b/c ow

Alise:
Alise takes this moment of 'ow you just tackled us with a blanket' to heal the totally decapitated Tarron with one of her own healing potions.

Tarron:
12 yay for 6

Tarron:
oh hey

Tarron:
Tarron loses 14 hit points.

Ismark:
"Time to act pragmatic!" Ismark slides below Alise and grabs the spear that got stuck into the bed. Then he leaps up and tries to stab into Gustav! 18

Tarron:
Tarron is healed and gains 14 hit points.

Tarron:
Tarron is healed and gains 14 hit points.

Ismark:
6

Gustav:
Gustav loses 6 hit points.

Alise:
"Hey!" Alise pushes down her meido skirt, "No peeking, baka!"

Gillian:
"Yeah, how's that feel, you freaks?! Thought you'd catch me lying down?"

Ismark:
"Awake again? Good. Now I'll try and hold back the ghouls..."

Tarron:
Tarron's eyes flicker open and she stares blankly upward for a moment, "Oh...All I am remembering is ow...but now there is no ow! Magical!"

Alise:
"I'm glad you're okay, Miss Tarron!" Alise helps the other girl to her feet, "T-...the situation is still pretty bad though...! B-..But master's handling it wonderfully...!"

Gustav:
"Guurraaaaaah!" Gustav simply smacks away the spear and claws into Ismark's stomach. 23

Gustav:
12

Ismark:
Ismark loses 12 hit points.

Ismark:
"Glaurgh!"

Gustav:
Gustav impales Ismark on his hand, and throws him on the ground. "Not even good enough to be a worthy sacrifice..."
Alise has received initiative.

Tarron:
"Oh! As soon as I am conscious, he falls..."

Gillian:
"Take Ismark and get out of here! We need to regroup!"

Tarron:
"I am not strong enough to carry him! He is big! Compare us! I am too small!"

Alise:
"I can't just leave you behind, master!...besides, he's heavy..." she nudges him with her foot.

Ismark:
Ismark is on the ground like Yamcha

Gillian:
"Fine, damn it, I'LL carry him! Tarron, do some magic thing, fix this! Summon a goddamn unicorn!"

Tarron:
"Oh...y-yes...H-how did I do that before.."

Tarron:
"What are you doing?! Make with the grabbing and run!"

Gillian:
"It's not my turn on initiative yet!"

Gillian:
"Nevermind, guess it is!"

Gillian:
*grabbing Ismark*

Gustav:
Gustav glares at you as you cower away. "Your time will come..."
Gillian has received initiative.

Alise:
"Okay..so you have a plan, Miss Tarron?"

Tarron:
"I do! I can only pray that it is successful!"

Elizabeth :
Elizabeth crawls out of the space over Gillian and shrieks loudly. "You wont...get away with this!!!!" A swarm of snakes protrude from Elizabeth's hood and bite and gnash on Alise. 12
Tarron has received initiative.

Alise:
"Why are there snakes, waaaaaaaaaah?!" Alise presses against the wall as the snakes chomp past her.

Tarron:
"Oh my! That is...forboding..." Okay, so, bonus action to convert my 2 Sorcery Points into a spell slot, so that I have two

Elizabeth :
"I'll give you this...just hand us over one of your lame, and we'll be satisfied....for now."

Gustav:
"Failing that, you may sacrifice them for us."

Tarron:
"No friend shall ever be sacrificed!"

Alise:
"We're not gonna be sacrificing anyone..! T-..that's not very heroic at all...! I have to stay strong, for master...!" She swings her shortsword at Elizabeth, "Go awaaaaaay...!" 19

Alise:
6 5

Elizabeth :
Elizabeth loses 11 hit points.

Tarron:
"Pray be that fate shines on me today!" Second, she casts Chromatic Orb blasting Elizabeth, as unruly magic swirls around her(that's Tides of Chaos)! Unfortunately the Advantage only cancels the Disadvantage for the ranged attack 12

Alise:
Alise scurries around the corner, "I...I'm not sure how good of an idea that was...I'm sorry, master!"

Tarron:
88

Gillian:
>DUBS

Tarron:
You castf1y on a random creature within 60 feet ofyou. 87-88

Tarron:
3 From left

Tarron:
on myself

Tarron:
good

Gillian:
"You're fine, Alise, just book it!"

Tarron:
Tarron levitates into the air, hoisted by churning magic! She then flies the fuck away at top speed, "This will work I am hoping!"

Alise:
17

Elizabeth :
Elizabeth screeches as her snake hair begins to bleed. Nevertheless, she shoots out her bloody snake hair in the air to swat down that pesky magician. 18

Elizabeth :
9

Tarron:
Tarron loses 9 hit points.

Tarron:
Tarron is pulled out of the air by angry snakes! "N-nooo! Let me be going!"

Tarron:
13

Gustav:
"All we request is a single sacrifice. Is that too much to ask? Looks like we'll have to take it by force."

Gustav:
23 Gustav grabs you and swings you around and slams u on the ground like a cartoon character. "Out of the way!"

Tarron:
24

Tarron:
well I mean

Tarron:
./..wait
Alise has received initiative.

Tarron:
7

Tarron:
Tarron flies out of the way of Gustav's grasp!

Tarron:
"Whoooa! Fly, me, fly!"
Gillian has received initiative.

Gillian:
"Alise, can you get something, anything in their way?! Tarron can fly, now, I guess, she'll be fine!"

Alise:
"I could throw myself on the ground if that would help!"

Elizabeth :
10 Elizabeth crawls over her husband and pounces on Tarron. "I'll keep your for myself then!"
Tarron has received initiative.

Gillian:
"Not the time!"

Elizabeth :
but then misses and falls on her face

Tarron:
"No! No pouncing! Snakepeople are a no! Er...but now I am feeling sorry for you..." But not enough to stick the fuck around

Tarron:
Tarron uses her action to Disengage, then flies 60 fuckin feet away

Elizabeth :
and so you use your remaining actions to hurry on out of the house, but alas, it won't be that easy, will it?

Tarron:
"That was too close!"

Elizabeth :
You're now in safe territory....or well, safe as far as the death house is concerned. But not all is well here. Around you, all the windows are bricked up, and the interior walls are rotten and brittle...

Alise:
"Haaaaaaaaaah....too close indeed...I just want to go back home now..."

Gillian:
"This... isn't right..."

Elizabeth :
also the door in front of you is replaced by a series of slashing scythe blades

Tarron:
"O-oh...have we ruined this home..."

Elizabeth :
that is important to ntoe

Elizabeth :
*note

Gillian:
"Death house."

Tarron:
"A-and it seems it now is looking to ruin us!"

Alise:
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?!" Alise scoots closer to Gillian, "Wha-...what's going on...!"

Gillian:
"Deaaath house."

Gillian:
http://i.imgur.com/wYaHkp7.gif

Elizabeth :
this will be u http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz451aJv2m1r60htjo1_400.gif
Alise: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDovhoNO7Rg ))
Alise: (( 1:51 ))

Gillian:
"Right. So. Door's out."

Alise:
"Maybe we could jam the blade with some of this furniture...?"

Gillian:
"Let's see if these walls are as weak as the ones on the lower floor!"

Gillian:
9 gonna AM SMASH the wall to the right of me with the axes

Gillian:
that was a bad am smash

Tarron:
16

Gillian:
11 THIS IS A BETTER AM SMASH

Tarron:
Tarron slices the fuckin wall apart with her dagger, staring Gillian in the eyes.

Alise:
11

Elizabeth :
the walls are brittle and weak, so you smash through them pretty easily

Swarm of Rats:
OF COURSE THE WALL ARE ALL FULL OF RATS AAAA

Gillian:
"OF COURSE!"

Swarm of Rats:
20

Tarron:
9

Tarron:
m

Gillian:
21

Alise:
"Well...at least we don't have to go through the bla-WAH! Rats! 24

Alise:
"Grossgrossgrossgrossgross!" She tries to shoot the rats, because gross. 12

scb radio:
NOW PLAYING RAT ATTACK!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rGnl5mBXMI

Alise:
9

Swarm of Rats:
Swarm of Rats loses 4 hit points.
Alise has received initiative.
Gillian has received initiative.

Gillian:
26 "It's just one thing after another!" Gillian tries to de-rat the room

Gillian:
13

Swarm of Rats:
Swarm of Rats loses 6 hit points.

Gillian:
He hops from foot to foot through the swarm, stepping on tails here and there

Swarm of Rats:
19

Swarm of Rats:
3

Gillian:
Gillian loses 3 hit points.

Swarm of Rats:
The rats all swarm the maid because rats HATE ANIME!!!! 9
Tarron has received initiative.

Alise:
"Waaaaaah! Get away from me!" Alise flails about hysterically as the rats fail to do anything.

Gillian:
they tickle u

Gillian:
it's a bad tickle

Tarron:
"I am thinking myself unoriginal, but this has been workful so far!" 13 8 Chromatic Orb, using Tides of Chaos to get Advantage

Tarron:
oh

Tarron:
well

Tarron:
I think the 13 hits?

Tarron:
19 Lightning damage

Swarm of Rats:
Swarm of Rats loses 19 hit points.

Tarron:
10

Tarron:
61

Tarron:
For the next minute, you must shout when you speak. 61-62

Alise:
Alise gets a good whiff of smoldering rat, "Ewww....thank you, Miss Tarron..."

Tarron:
"YES! THERE IS NO STOPPING THE TARRON!" macho grill tarron savage

Gillian:
"Alright, come on, come on!"

Alise:
"W-...wow...! I've never seen you so excited, Miss Tarron..!"

Gillian:
Gillian peeks into the ghost kids' room. "Hey! You should add 'RATS EVERYWHERE' to your little model!"

Rose:
"It only happens on odd days like this..."

Tarron:
"WHAT??? OH! I MUST SAY, RATS ARE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO INCITE MY LOUDNESS SO~!"

Thorn:
"Usually much worse than this. I suppose you haven't quite woken up The Decayer yet, huh?"

Tarron:
tarron blessed

Thorn:
You carry on throughout the house relatively unchallenged

Gillian:
"Hahahahahahahahaha."

Tarron:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Gillian:
"No."

Tarron:
"WHY???"

Gillian:
"Whatever that is."

Alise:
"The Decayer..? That sounds spooky.."

Tarron:
"I CAN'T STOP! I AM NOT KNOWIng why! Oh! Awww! I was beginning to enjoying it!"

Alise:
"Back to your indoor voice now?"
tirkaroKujo:
Until you reach the entrance/exit way of the house, which has more blade doors

Gillian:
"Right in time to get outdoo- OH GOD DAMN IT."

Gillian:
Gillian grabs the sword from the mantleplace and tries to jam the blades

Tarron:
10
tirkaroKujo:
also there's a fireplace here etc

Gillian:
16 Con save pls
tirkaroKujo:
Make a con check or else you choke on black smoke

Gillian:
yee

Alise:
10
tirkaroKujo:
ok now all you have to do is worry about the blade door
tirkaroKujo:
Ok that works

Tarron:
Tarron almost chokes on the smoke, but clamps her hands over her mouth
tirkaroKujo:
idk how to put that in roll form, but it works

Alise:
Alise coughs daintily, "Where did all this smoke come from?"

Tarron:
Speaking muffledly through her hands, "The place of flame, I am thinking!"

Gillian:
15 He waits for a gap in the slashes, then shoves the sword into the mechanism!

Gillian:
"Alright, looks like that's going to hold - get through!"

Tarron:
Tarron dashes toward the swordstick and dives through the door!
tirkaroKujo:
Alright so you all manage to get in before the lock; or out for that matter, and you are no longer in the throes of the death house.

DMPSpook:
I'm still here, yo.
tirkaroKujo:
gj
Tokens dropped onto map 'Hunters_rest' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Alise:
"Waaaaaaah...this is one big nightmare..."
Tarron:
"But it is one from which we have briefly wakened!"
Tarron:
ono macho grill tarron savage lost her face

Gillian:
"Ugghhh... I really, really hope we don't have to go back there."

Tarron:
gotta keey up kayfabe

Tarron:
keep*

Thorn:
"Please....you have to help....there's a monster in there...."

Tarron:
"W-we cannot allow the children's ghosts to suffer!"

Rose:
"I can hear it's screams....."

Gillian:
"Those aren't the kids' ghosts!"

Tarron:
"O-oh, you are knowing what I am meaning! The ones in the hou---oh, dammit!"

Ghoul:
"AND THEY'LL SCREAM FOR THE LAST TIME SOON ENOUGH!"

Alise:
"B-...but we're out of the house!"

Gillian:
GUYS.

Gillian:
THERE'S A WELL.

Tarron:
i can't even WEAR armor

Gillian:
17 INIT I GUESS

Tarron:
10

Alise:
21

Ghoul 1:
22

Ghoul:
11

Obscured Man:
6

SUPER MYSTERY CHALLENGE FIGHTER:
4

SUPER MYSTERY CHALLENGE FIGHTER:
fukkit i'll go with 6 uwu

Ghoul:
19 "Keh heh! Come with us!" @Tarron

Ghoul:
5
Alise has received initiative.

Tarron:
Tarron loses 5 hit points.

Tarron:
Tarron is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Tarron:
"Gah! But I was the one wanting to be saving you!"

Alise:
"Miss Tarron, look out!" Alise shoves Tarron out of the way and gets punched in the face by the Ghoul.
Gillian has received initiative.

Gillian:
you know what happens next.

Gillian:
7 INTO THE WELL.

Gillian:
FUCK.

Alise:
"Owie..."

Ghoul:
2

Tarron:
"O-oh! You were not requiring to do that!"

Ghoul:
Gillian just grabs the Ghoul and does the fucking chaos dunk into the well

Gillian:
"Get back down there!"

Alise:
Alise is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Alise:
Alise loses 5 hit points.
Tarron has received initiative.

Gillian:
"...this place must have a hell of a drought."

Alise:
Alise sniffles a little, "I know I didn't have to...but I don't want to see my friends get hurt anymore..."

Tarron:
Tarron slashes the motherfucker, using Tides of Chaos that she still has so that she actually hits it

Tarron:
19 19

Tarron:
oh

Tarron:
5

Ghoul 1:
Ghoul 1 loses 5 hit points.

Ghoul 1:
19 The angry Ghoul claws the face off of Tarron! But Alise probably is still masochistic so it hits her instead.

Ghoul 1:
5

Alise:
Alise loses 5 hit points.

Alise:
"Agh! Y-...you stupid monsters...! Stop trying to hurt my friends...!"

Gillian:
bitch who u

Ireena:
"Ah....I knew my brother told me about this wretched place...."

Gillian:
"Hey! Whoever you are, could you give us a hand?"

Tarron:
"Ah! We are not picky! Hand, feet, whatever you wish to shove into this ghoul would be being appreciated by us!"

Ireena:
The mystery lady runs up and unsheathes a longsword. "I see my brother went too far into the line of fire again...will he be okay?" And then just slices the damn ghoul 10

Gillian:
just as useful as your brother.

Alise:
13

Alise:
5 3 "Stop it you jerk!"

Ghoul 1:
Ghoul 1 loses 8 hit points.
Gillian has received initiative.

Tarron:
"A-ah...ma'am, do not be saddened! We have all made mistakes! Erm, except me..."

Ireena:
"Just...help me out a little here. It's dangerous enough for me to be out here as is."

Gillian:
12 21 RECKLESS ATTACK, RANSU

Gillian:
12 : | Gillian lances that mfc

Ghoul 1:
Ghoul 1 loses 12 hit points.

Ghoul 1:
"Sheeeeeh!" The Ghoul returns to simple dust.

Alise:
"Haaaaaaaaah..." Alise lets out a sign of relief, "This is getting to be a bit much..."

Gillian:
"Guuuuhhhh..." Gillian falls to one knee, leaning on his lance. "Please, let that be the last of it..."

Tarron:
"Hah..hah..." Tarron holds her hand over her heart and hangs her head, "I thought perhaps we may fail that last trial!"
Alise: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md8sbSjCaNM ))

Ireena:
Ireena unsheathes her sword. "I see, this whole cursed house....normally this cult has been left firmly in the past, but some wicked phenomenon has caused them to rise up back from the dead..."

Ireena:
*SHEATHES

Ireena:
"This can only mean one thing; The Devil will soon be near...but that's probably all beyond your knowledge though. Were you assisting my brother there?"

Alise:
>

Gillian:
"Carrying him up four flights, then down four flights, while fending off ghouls, angry spirits, rats, swinging death traps, and poison gas counts as helping, right?"

Alise:
"In fairness, the poison gas only showed up at the very end..."

Ireena:
"I am unsure if I can trust you in this regard. What if you too are allied with Strahd? I'll have to hear my brothers opinion on this...once he awakes again."

Ireena:
"I heard he hired a band of brigands to assist us, but for all I know, three doesn't seem like all that much...."

Tarron:
"Strahd...strahd...hmm...Oh! The one with the yes for you? No! I have never met him!"

Tarron:
er

Tarron:
eyes

Tarron:
but sure yes

Tarron:
the yes for you

Tarron:
roundabout

Tarron:
"A-and do not call me a brigand!"

Tarron:
i'm CLEARLY a sorcerer

Tarron:
that's a totally different class

Gillian:
"Wait, right, weren't we supposed to go after you or something in a day or two? What the heck are you doing here?"

Alise:
"We're not even getting paid for this...we just sort of showed up here and happened across your brother." Alise puffs up her cheeks again, "Not like you'd need brigands though! Master is -easily- as strong as ten sellswords!"

Tarron:
"And my lightning is stronger even than him! Er, how many does that make me..."

Gillian:
"Thanks for the support, Alise, but I'm not sure if that's worth much after that display back there... we just had to completely turn tail. Couldn't even handle a couple of angry zombie parents."

Ireena:
Ireena crosses her arms and chuckles to herself. "All right, all right. I won't put you down too hard this early. As for me, I simply left my estate to go look for my brother, who has disappeared under mysterious circumstances lately after happening upon two spirit children in front of this mansion. Of course, it seems all is not what it seems..."

Gillian:
"Starting with, the 'children' you were talking about were those two ghouls we just took out. So that's great."

Alise:
"You could've taken them had you not been hurt from before...they blindsided us..." Alise pouts as she makes the =3= face.

Tarron:
"No, no! They are inside the house, too! Oh, I worry for them..."

Ireena:
"Hmm....this place is still very heavy with the aura of evil spirits. I'll explain more to you once we go back to the Burgomaster's Mansion."

Tarron:
"Oh! I love burgers!" wait what's a burger

Ireena:
"Of course, I'll also need to nurse Ismark back to full health too...such a pain."

Tarron:
"He is the best I have seen at falling unconscious! Ah, but I have never seen myself fall unconscious..."

Alise:
"I think we could all use a short rest."

Tarron:
Alise: HOLD ON I'LL GO GET A MIRROR.

Gillian:
"I'll up that to a long one."

Alise:
"O-..of course! As long as you need, master!"

Alise:
"I'll prepare your tea and wait on you until you're back to full health!"

Tarron:
7

Ireena:
"The...the Burgomaster- oh you know what, nevermind..." Ireena leads you all to the rather shabby looking abode to which Ireena makes her home.

Gillian:
"That sounds great, thanks, Alise."

Ireena:
A weary-looking mansion squats behind a rusting iron fence. The iron gates are twisted and torn. The right gate lies cast aside, while the left swings lazily in the wind. The stuttering squeal and clang of the gate repeats with mindless precision. Weeds choke the grounds and press with menace upon the house itself. Yet, against the walls, the growth has been tramped down to create a path all about the domain. Heavy claw markings have stripped the once-beautiful finish of the walls. Great black marks tell of the fires that have assailed the mansion. Not a pane nor a shard of glass stands in any window. All the windows are barred with planks, each one marked with stains of evil omen.

Gillian:
"We're sure this isn't another death house?"

Alise:
"I remember when I was first learning how to make tea...and you said it was the worst thing that's every touched your tongue."

Alise:
"But you drank every last drop of it when I started crying, hee."

Ireena:
The interior of the mansion is well furnished, yet the fixtures show signs of great wear. Noticeable oddities are the boarded-up windows and the presence of holy symbols in every room. The burgomaster is in a side drawing room on the floor-lying in a simple wooden coffin surrounded by wilting flowers and a faint odor of decay.

Tarron:
"A-ah..so dark...um...d-do we have to stay here? I do not like the dark..."

Ireena:
"We made the coffin ourselves. Just stay away from it."

Gillian:
"Well, you know... it was rude of me to discourage you like that, and you've gotten better since. Thankfully."

Tarron:
"Oh! Wait a damninged second! Light! I am able to doing that!"

Alise:
"Hee, I would hope I would've improved from the time we were children!"

Tarron:
Tarron casts Light on her crossbow bolt\

Tarron:
Something tells her this is the right thing to do

Ireena:
"You can, if you want to. I personaly wouldn't pass up the free hospitality though."

Gillian:
"I... don't think Tarron used to curse like that before. Am I rubbing off on her?"

Tarron:
pls don't rub off on me

Gillian:
damn it all.

Alise:
*cling* :3

Tarron:
"Cu-curse? Oh no! I am the cause of all of this?!"

Gillian:
"I think this place was like this long before you got here."

Tarron:
You glow with bright light in a 30.foot radius for the next minute. Any creature that ends its turn within 5 feet ofyou is blinded until the end ofits next turno 75-76

Ireena:
"Wolves and other terrible creatures have attacked this house night after night for weeks. The burgomaster here couldn't stand the constant assault, and he died three days ago. So that's more or less why this entire house is in the state it's currently in."

Tarron:
Tarron uh

Tarron:
Edges slowly away from the coffin.

Ireena:
"Don't worry; Since his death, the house hasn't come under attack again....yet."

Gillian:
"That's a heavy 'yet'."

Tarron:
"Y-you mean...that coffin is, ah, functional?"

Gillian:
"The walls and doors are sturdy at least, right?"

Alise:
Alise's lighthearted discussion of childhood whimsy soon turns to despair as the shitty house finally dawns on her, "Waaaaaaaaaah...I was so happy for a minute..."

Ireena:
"Coffins are expensive. Only someone like a devil would use one for decoration around here."

Alise:
"M-..maybe I can clean up a bit...?"

Ireena:
"For now, feel free to make yourself at home...." You all gather yourself from your trip from the haunted mansion into a slightly less shitty mansion. You feel like somehow, this whole day has only made your stronger. Perhaps at level 3, you'll be better prepared to take on the masters of the Death House..."

Gillian:
"That might be a good idea, if only to take your mind off things. Find some comfort in old habits."

Ireena:
"Well, you do look like a maid. It's probably in your blood. So....go ahead?"

Alise:
"Maybe..." Alise puffs up her cheeks again, "But first and foremost, I need to make sure you're alright, master! Straight to bed with you, you need some rest!"

Gillian:
"Alright, alright! Sheesh... you never give me a rest about taking a rest!"

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Spooky.
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