One Piece Nova Version

The Sea is no place for children go back home!" A pirate snapped at Omar, Nova and Ging.


You see, The trio were at the port, all they needed was a ship and the journey to finding the One Piece would begin, however no one wanted to let the trio in on their ship, and the last ship was actually a pirate ship!


"Oi, children? We aren't children! We are pirates, have you not heard of me?! I am Donkey D. Luffy, the pirate king!" Nova told the man in front of him.


"Donkey? Wasn't it Monkey?!" Omar asked Nova.


"Oi, what's the difference? Cupcakes and Muffins are pretty much the same thing, same with Donkey and Monkey!" Nova stated in a matter of fact tone.


"ONE LETTER IS THE DIFFERNCE! IT'S MONKEY D. LUFFY NOT DONKEY D, LUFFY!" Omar yelled at Nova.


"Oi, Sanji, calm down!" Nova told Omar as he turned back to the pirate, "My friend here Sanji is the best cook in the world, so let us in on your ship or he'll cut your nut-sack!"


"Hey! Why do I get to be Sanji?! I want to be Luffy!"


"I'm Luffy!"


"Well, you've been Luffy for 5 minutes now, let me be Luffy now!"


"You have the map to the One Piece so it's only natural I be Luffy!"


"That makes no sense! Since I have the map shouldn't I be Luffy?!"


"You look more like a Sanji!"


Before Omar could do anything, Ging decided to take matters into his own hands, he walked up to the pirate and said, "Mr Pirate... I'm a huge fan of pirates... how about you lets us on your ship... pretty please for me?" Ging blew a kiss at the pirate and he blushed.


"ARRR! ANYTHING FER A FINE DAMSEL SUCH AS YOURSELF, HOP ON ABOARD MATES!"


Nova blinked and he pointed at the pirate, "Oi, You're a virgin aren't you? You cherry boy! You got seduced so easily!"


"N-No! I just haven't gotten laid in months!"


"Riiiiighhht!"


"The only woman a man needs is the Sea!"


"Spoken like a true virgin!" Nova told the man as he entered the ship to see a few people.


Once all three were on the ship, the ship started to take off, and Omar pulled out the Map to the One Piece, he placed it on the floor, and Nova and Ging sat down besides Omar and they stared at the map.


"This map will take us to an Island called: Turtle Island, and in that Island we will find the key to the One Piece, there will be a chest and inside that chest will be another map, we take that map and that map will lead us to the One Piece, got it?!"


"Uh... so a map will take us to a map?" Ging asked as he chugged down on some Sake.


Omar nodded as he turned to Nova, "Nov-"


"Bleeeeeurrghhhhh!" Nova interrupted him when Nova puked on Omar and the map. "Ah... I forgot... I... had...motion sickness... kill... me please!"


"HAHAHA!" Ging just began laughing, "I forgot you get motion sickness... but how could you forget you have motion sickness?! HAHAHAHA!"


"I...will... BITE YOU TO DEATH!" Omar just yelled as he grabbed Nova and threw him out the ship, or well almost threw him out.


Nova grabbed Omar by his sleeve, and soon Omar was falling down along with Nova, Ging quickly grabbed Omar by his feet before both could fall into the water.


"Let go of me!" Omar said as he punched Nova's face with his free hand.


"Like hell I will, if I go down, I'm taking you with me!"


"You puked on me! Go down alone!"


"Oi, I'm not the type of man willing to go down alone, the least I could do is take you with me!"


"Isn't this the part where a hero usually sacrifices himself and lets go of the man he's holding on to?! WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?!" Omar said as he kept punching Nova's face.


"Oi, this is usually the part where the guy holding on to the guy who's falling to his death says, "I'll never let you go!" You're saying the opposite!" Nova countered back.


"YOU TWO LADIES BETTER MAKE UP, BEFORE I LET BOTH OF YOU GOOOO!" Ging just yelled as Omar slipped from his grip.


Omar looked at Nova and was about to say something sappy when Ging let go of him.


"Fuck it, I'm going to go drink more, have fun ladies!" Ging said as they both fell down towards the water.


"GGGGGGIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG!" Both Omar and Nova yelled as they fell into the cold sea water.


Ging Was leaning against the ship, you know? Chilling as he drank from a barrel of sake, these pirates has tons of barrels of sake to last them for months!, the pirate life seemed awesome, right?! As he drank two men dripping with water were staring at him.


"Y-You traitor!" Nova pointed at Ging, he was trying not to puke.


"Huh? You guys were too heavy, I couldn't hold on!"


"Bullshit! You let go of me on purpose!" Omar looked at him.


"We were in that water for an hour, I'm all cold now!"


Ging smirked at Nova, "How about we both go to a bed room and share some body heat?!"


Before Nova could reply Omar spoke, "We're at Turtle Island!"


"Oi, we are?!" Nova quickly got up and looked at the beach, "YESSS! LAND! I'VE MISSED YOU BABY!" Nova quickly jumped off the ship and into the sand.


"Hey, we'll wait for you guys for a couple of hours, okay?" The pirate from before yelled as they started walking away.


"Yeah, yeah, whatever old man!" Nova muttered.


"I HEARD THAT BRAT! I'LL KILL YOU!" The pirate yelled as they disappeared into the trees. "I'M STILL IN MY MID 20'S!"


"Really? You look like a 50 year old man!" The pirate heard Nova's faint voice.


"THAT'S IT WE'RE LEAVING, MUAHAHA!" Was the last thing Nova and the others heard as they went deeper into the island.


"Where to Omar?!" Nova asked as they walked in silence.


"We keep going forward until we reach a pyramid, inside the pyramid we will find a chest with another map inside."


They walked in silence as Ging and Nova drank sake, Omar would of drank too, but he really, really wanted to find the One Piece, after all it was his dream! They kept walking, and it felt like ages since they walked but in reality it was like 20 minutes when they arrived to a huge pyramid.


"Oi, we foounnnd it, Oma-Chan!" Nova grinned happily, he seemed to be tipsy.


Omar nodded as they walked inside, and once all three walked inside, the entrance behind them closed, leaving them trapped inside the pyramid.


"We're going to die aren't we?" Nova just said as he drank more sake.


"We should go out with a bang, and bang!" Ging smirked.


"If... I die... I want to be reincarnated as a clam.. oi no, maybe a dragon? Or maybe a pair of boobs?! Nah, a clam... yes a clam, that way I can be free within the sea!" Nova nodded to himself.


"Uh... Nova... Ging... behind you..." Omar just said as he walked slowly away from them.


"There's something behind us isn't there?" Ging sighed as he and Nova turned slowly, and their eyes widened.


In the wall behind them, there was a ton of dog sized spiders looking at them.


"OKAY NO ONE PANIC, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO PANIC!" Nova yelled as he slowly walked away from the wall.


"EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" Ging just shrieked as he began running away.


"OKAY! NOW WE PANIC!" Nova yelled as he ran after him.


"WAIT FOR MEEE!" Omar yelled as he ran after them.


They started to run towards a hall within the pyramid, Omar turned his head slightly to see the dog sized spiders running after him.


"WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK BACK!" Omar yelled as they kept running.


"WHEN YOU SAY NOT TO LOOK BACK IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOOK BACK SO SHUT UP!" Ging yelled as he tried not to look back.


"Oi, Oi, don't tell me you're scared?!" Nova smirked at Ging.


"You're the one who's scared, you ran like a little girl!" Ging yelled at Nova as he ran.


"WELL YOU SCREAMED!"


Ging turned his head slightly to look at Nova, only to freeze a bit, Nova looked at his eyes, and he saw fear in them, his eyes were looking at the top of his head, and Nova gulped now that he thought about it, his head did seemed a lot heavier than before.


"Oi, tell me I have a halo over my head! Yes! It must be a halo that's over my head, gods have blessed me with a halo, yes a halo!" Nova told himself as he brought his hands to his head, he grabbed whatever was on top of his head and he brought it down to look at it.


He blinked It was a spider.. uh IT WAS A SPIDER, "EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" Nova screamed as he handed the spider to Ging, "Ging HERE A PRESENT FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND!"


"UH, I don't want this!" Ging snapped as he handed the spider to Omar.


"Uh, I'm allergic to spiders!" Omar handed it to Nova.


"Oi, really! I want to you have it, Ging, I insist!" Nova handed it to him again.


he handed it back to Nova, "W-Well thank you, but I'm more of a dog person!"


Nova had enough he threw the spider, "DIE SPIDER!" he yelled as he threw it at a wall.


The three after that stopped when they turned a corner and saw no spiders after them, the three sighed as they caught their breath.


"That was close, haha!" Nova laughed as he scratched his hair.


"Too close... I'm never ever going inside a pyramid again!" Ging shuddered at the thought of more spiders.


"This Pyramid probably has a ton of traps, those spiders were probably poisonous, so we have to be careful!" Omar said as he took a step, only to have stepped on something.


"YOU STEPPED ON SOMETHING!" Nova yelled at Omar, "BE CAREFUL? YEAH RIGHT! MY ASSS!"


"I didn't step on anything!"


"Bullshit!"


"You want to die, Nova?!"


"Bring it, Omar!"


"Is that a rock?" Ging stopped them from arguing when a huge rock now headed towards them.


"OI, THAT'S THE MOST CLICHE TRAP IN THE BOOK!" Nova yelled as he began running, "I don't know about you guys but, I don't want plan on becoming a pancake!"


"Mhm, pancakes don't sound bad!" Ging said as he began running.


Omar followed after them as the huge rock picked up pace behind them, there was no way to go as they were in a hall, and the hall had no doors, their only option was to keep running ahead. They continued running until there was a corner, yes! All they had to do was turn and they wouldn't have no worry about the rock.


As they arrived to the turn, Ging managed to trip, and he growled as the huge rock was feet away from him.


After dodging many traps, avoiding from having a date with death, the trio made it to the top of the pyramid, on top there was wooden chest and Omar opened it, and there was the map, the map that would lead to the One Piece.


"OI! WE CAME HERE FOR A FUCKING MAP?!"


"Yes, this map leads to the One Piece!"


"WE RISKED OUR LIVES FOR A MAP?!"


"Yes, a map that will take us to the One Piece!"


"Oi, the One Piece better be awesome!" Nova said as they walked back to the ship..


[Scene Change]


At freaking Last... they were on the Island where the One Piece was supposed to be buried: the island known as: Dragon's Island. Omar was fucking happy. Nova was grinning, a last, the title of the pirate king would be given to him, and well Ging was quiet.


"Oi Ging, what are you going to do with you share of the One Piece?!"


"Huh? I get a share?!"


"Oi, of course! I Get 90 percent, you get 9 percent and Omar get's 1 percent!"


"1 PERCENT? WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DO YOU GET THE MOST?!"


"I'm Luffy!"


"SCREW YOU! I GET 90 PERCENT! YOU GET 1 AND Ging 9!"


"Oi, you want to die?!"


"Muahah! Kill me if you can!"


"Hmph, I don't want any, you guys can have it, I only came with you guys because I was bored!" Ging stated as he drank some Sake.


"Oi! Then I get 100 percent! Sweet!" Nova grinned,


Omar sweat-dropped, "You're the champion at pissing people off, bastard!"


They continued walking until at last they arrived to an X made out of rocks. Nova and Omar grinned as Omar grabbed a shovel and began digging, Nova too grabbed a shovel and didn't began digging, he would just pretend he was digging while Omar did all the work, hehehe!


Bump!


As Omar dug, his shovel hit something, he started digging faster and around the chest that he had hit, and soon he and Nova pulled out a huge chest..


"Ah, nothing like a reward once you're done digging!" Nova nodded happily.


"You didn't even help!"


"Oi, I dug more than you!"


"Bullshit! Asshole!"


They placed the chest besides Ging who was still oddly quiet, more quiet than usual.


"Okay, at the count of 3 we open it together!" Omar stated as Nova nodded.


"1..." Started counting, and Nova just opened the chest to reveal a golden light.


"I told you we'd open at 3!"


"I don't know how to count!"


"Grr!"


"This light is so fucking pretty! There's probably gold, money and jewels in this! We're rich!"


The golden light vanished... and to their confusion there was no gold, or jewels or anything in the box but a fucking book and a piece of gum, well the book looked like a diary so Omar opened it and they read it:


Arr, mates! If you're readin this it means you found the One Piece... the One Piece of bubblegum I've been saving, this piece of gum is the last of it's kind, arr! I would of chewed it but I lost my taste buds a long time ago, so I saved this here... and one day a man will find it and he will be granted the title of the Bubblegum King, arrr!


PS: IF YOU READ THIS YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRTY WHORE!


PSS: I also made a deal with a dragon living on the island, so if you manged to make it this far, you will probably be dinner: Kuku!


PSSS: SUCKER!


"OI! WE RISKED OUR LIVES FOR A ONE PIECE OF BUBBLGUM!"


"It seems so!" Omar said disappointed.


Ging was just laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"


"HOW THE FUCK CAN WE EVEN SPLIT THIS?!" Nova said as he examined the One Piece Of Bubblegum. "Oi, I'm going to kill the fucker who did this!"

"He's probably dead now."


"I DON'T CARE KUKU, I'LL LEARN DARK MAGIC, AND REVIVE HIM, THEN KILL HIM KUKUKU, ILL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL IM SATISFIED!" Nova laughed sadistically.


Before anyone could say anything a big shadow appeared over them and it seemed the sun was being covered by the thing producing the big shadow.


"I haven't eaten a human in years, kuku, I'll enjoy eating you all!" The giant thing that made the shadow was a dragon.


"Uh, in times like this... a smart man knows how to run like a little bitch... so ruuuun!" Nova yelled as he started running, Omar and Ging didn't need to be told twice as they all headed towards the beach where the ship was at.


"A DRAGON!" The pirates in the ship yelled scared as they saw the trio running towards them.


"GET THE WEAPONS READY!"


"WE DON'T HAVE ANY!"


"Awww shit!"


"W-What are we going to do?!"


"Men... get the booze! We'll use the booze!"


"No... not the booze, anything but the BOOOOZE!"


"PIRATE! MAN UP! IT'S EITHER OUR LIVES OR THE BOOZE!"


"HEY! YOU HEARD THE BOSS! GET THOSE BOOZE AND THROW IT AT THE DRAGON!"


He changed his mind quickly! Everyone thought as they began throwing the booze at the dragon.


The dragon was about to eat Ging when a barrel of booze landed in his mouth, he munched down on it and to his surprise there was something odd inside, it was odd and it tasted good. The dragon then began to catch the barrels of booze with it's mouth and he began drinking the liquid inside the barrels, god was he in heaven!


"HEY WE RAN OUT OF BOOZE!"


"LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THEN!"


"YEAH WHILE ITS DRUNK!"


"I beliieeeeve I can flyyyyy!" The drunken dragon sang as he started flying around. "Weeeeeeeeeee! Flying is sooo much funnnn!"


The dragon then flew up towards Nova and grabbed him.


"Oi! Lemme go!" Nova said as the Dragon's grip got tighter.


"Giiiirllll I'll never let chuuu gooooo!" The dragon sang at Nova.


"I'M A FUCKING DUDE, YOU IDIOT DRAGON!"


The dragon opened his mouth and Nova expected to be eaten when the dragon just kissed him, he kissed Nova before he placed him on his back.


"Lettttss elope babbbyyy!" The dragon said as he took off flying at a fast space.


"HEY! FOLLOW THAT DRAGON!" Omar yelled as he pointed at the dragon.


"Ayee!"