Carmen talks with Maddox about Orea

* bucolicBunyan sprouted a connection to uncertainBypasser
<bucolicBunyan> Yo
<bucolicBunyan> Did...... Orea talk to you yet?
<bucolicBunyan> I told her she should but Idk if she did yet.....
* uncertainBypasser decapchalogues his laptop, and opens up pesterchum, activating the video plugin by default.
* uncertainBypasser maddox appears on screen, and looks rather frankly terrified
<uncertainBypasser> She did.
<uncertainBypasser> Right now, I'm not in the mood to talk about that though
<bucolicBunyan> ???
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck
<uncertainBypasser> There is
<uncertainBypasser> right now
<uncertainBypasser> a 40 foot tall monster outside.
<uncertainBypasser> I don't think it knows where I am.
<bucolicBunyan> I fuckin KNEW that her talkin to u was gonna be a disaster!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Also wtf????
<bucolicBunyan> Why do u always have all these fuckin monsters everywhere????
<bucolicBunyan> Geeeeeeez
* bucolicBunyan activates video camera on her phone
<uncertainBypasser> I don't know! D:;
<uncertainBypasser> But, um, ya. Orea contacted me.
<bucolicBunyan> <You see a horrible mess of reflections and mirrors everywhere behind Carmen, basically containing a bajillion reflections of herself with a small red wagon>
<bucolicBunyan> Whatd she say?
<uncertainBypasser> Where are you? O.O
<uncertainBypasser> Um...
<bucolicBunyan> Oh!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk where I am
<bucolicBunyan> I found this pyramid thing!!!
<bucolicBunyan> P much just goin on an adventure or some shit
<uncertainBypasser> She mostly said similar stuff to you, except she was crying the whole time.
<uncertainBypasser> And
<uncertainBypasser> ...
<uncertainBypasser> Then she made me hit her. Over and over again. As Hard as I could D':
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah she seemed p upset when we were talking....
<bucolicBunyan> WHAT????
<bucolicBunyan> FUCKFUCKFUCK
<uncertainBypasser> I
<uncertainBypasser> I don't know why! D:
<bucolicBunyan> I TOLD HER NOT TO DO SOMETHING SO FUCKIN STUPID!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> FUCK
<bucolicBunyan> This is all my fault!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I KNEW this was gonna happen!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> How is it YOUR fault?
<bucolicBunyan> Whyd I even fuckin listen to her!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I always fuck everythin up go figures this would happen
<bucolicBunyan> FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
<bucolicBunyan> She made you HIT her????
<bucolicBunyan> Why!!!
<uncertainBypasser> The only reason she gave was that so she could hate me, so she wouldn't hurt anymore.
<uncertainBypasser> But doing that hurt so much D:
<bucolicBunyan> FUCK
<bucolicBunyan> This is so screwed up
<uncertainBypasser> Yes.
<bucolicBunyan> How did she think that would help????
<uncertainBypasser> I DONT KNOW
<bucolicBunyan> I TOLD her not to do that!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I know I TOTALLY fucked her over
<bucolicBunyan> but she shouldnt take that shit on you!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> You didnt do anything!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Lemme guess
<bucolicBunyan> She told u she had a crush on u and u didnt really have any idea???
<bucolicBunyan> Kinda like when I told u bout me???
<uncertainBypasser> Well, ya.
<uncertainBypasser> Pretty much.
<bucolicBunyan> YUP
<bucolicBunyan> THOUGHT SO
<bucolicBunyan> She wouldnt listen to me
<bucolicBunyan> I told her u were p oblivious to this sorta shit n that she shouldnt think ur ignorin her!!!
* uncertainBypasser looks over his shoulder again
<bucolicBunyan> U guys only met like yesterday!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Hows she gonna Xpect u to jus fall in love with her or some shit???
<uncertainBypasser> We did. But making me hit my friend, even if a new one, was so messed up D:
<bucolicBunyan> K MaddoX?
<bucolicBunyan> She tell u bout troll romance stuff?
<uncertainBypasser> A while ago. It was really confusing.
<bucolicBunyan> FUUUUUCK I knew this was gonna happen
<uncertainBypasser> Er, yesterday.
<bucolicBunyan> Idk why I even said anything to her bout it!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Like I know fuckall bout troll romance!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I told u we were talkin bout all this shit before u know???
<uncertainBypasser> I think so.
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah well we somehow got on the topic of diaries and romance n shit n then we got talkin bout u!!!
<bucolicBunyan> From all the stuff u told me bout u n her I kinda guessed she had a thing for u!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> What? I'm not sure what to think of that?
<bucolicBunyan> Turns out I was p much spot on bout that for once
<uncertainBypasser> huh
<bucolicBunyan> Then she got me to tell her that I had a p huge crush on u n then things were HELLA awk
* uncertainBypasser looks a little distraught
<uncertainBypasser> I can see that.
<bucolicBunyan> She started pullin out all the stops on this troll romance bullshit n how we could "work it out"
<uncertainBypasser> What? :O
<bucolicBunyan> She wanted to like share u with this calendar schedule shit for when u were allowed to like certain people!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I was like FUCK NO
* uncertainBypasser looks incredulous
<uncertainBypasser> That is COMPLETELY REDICULOUS
<bucolicBunyan> Maybe all that shit bout vacillation n quadrants n stuff is like normal or somethin to trolls but I never heard ANYTHIN bout this till now
<bucolicBunyan> Idk who she thinX she is to just spout this cultural stuff bout romance n Xpect us all to just waltz into this fuckin stuff thats like TOTES weird to us
<uncertainBypasser> I can get the one day thing a little bit. But expecting this? What?
<bucolicBunyan> Maybe its normal on Alternia but u cant just tell someone how a diff species does love n shit n then Xpect peeps to just suddenly go with somethin totally weird n new to them!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Duh.
* uncertainBypasser glances over his shoulder, a bit nervous
<bucolicBunyan> Idk what this fuckin switchin or sharin or black stuff is but Idk how she ever thought she could just Xplain that stuff in like 5 minutes n then just think Id be all gucci with weird shit like that
<bucolicBunyan> Let alone u!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> N she didnt even talk bout all this with u!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> I tried to tell her that u n I wouldnt be down for that shit but she wouldnt believe me!!!!!
* uncertainBypasser starts looking a bit angry
<bucolicBunyan> Then she got all pissed at u for fuX sake!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U had nothin to do with any of this shit!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U cant freak out on someone for not lovin u instantly n then not goin along with ur totally alien romance shit!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im gonna talk with her bout this
* uncertainBypasser suddenly Maddox's anger cools as he remembers the pummeling, and curls up into a ball
<bucolicBunyan> This is TOTES not cool
<bucolicBunyan> Dude heres what shes tryin to do
<bucolicBunyan> So theres this troll shit called spades where u hate people n u wanna be rivals with them but somehow u get all up in each others business so much that u wanna make out n stuff too
<bucolicBunyan> I was all like dude Orea we cant both be hearts for MaddoX n this whole sharin schedule shits just not gonna fly
<bucolicBunyan> N Im SO not down for this fuckin spades thing
<uncertainBypasser> This is
<bucolicBunyan> I could NEVER hate MaddoX n even if I could how do u hate someone so much u wanna make out??????
<uncertainBypasser> Complete
<uncertainBypasser> BS
<bucolicBunyan> So then I was just being stupid after that
<bucolicBunyan> I said either Im hearts with u n shes like ur friend
<bucolicBunyan> Or shes hearts with u n Im like ur friend
* uncertainBypasser gives a telekinetic hug to carmen, though mostly for his own sake
<bucolicBunyan> But she was all like Nooooooo I got a special friend that died so I can never ever have a bff again
<bucolicBunyan> I mean it
<bucolicBunyan> Oh!
* bucolicBunyan smiles and wraps her arms around her
<bucolicBunyan> Hugs to u toooo :))) <3
* uncertainBypasser gives an uneasy smile
<bucolicBunyan> Im sorry for all this shit
<bucolicBunyan> I never shoulda said anythin to her....
<uncertainBypasser> It's not your fault. Its freaking Orea.
<bucolicBunyan> Idk why she thinX this is a good idea
<bucolicBunyan> No u dont get it!!!
<bucolicBunyan> So she was like no I cant be bffs with MaddoX cuz Id be cheatin on my dead friend
<uncertainBypasser> That makes no sense!
<bucolicBunyan> Whatever I dont agree but thoser her feelins
<bucolicBunyan> Probs some troll special bffsies thing
<bucolicBunyan> Parently diamonds isnt like a bffs thing even though it p much sounds like it is
<bucolicBunyan> So if she bein bffs with u isnt gonna be a thing then its either u n her together n me just hangin out in the friend zone
<uncertainBypasser> I guessed, but wasn't sure.
<uncertainBypasser> She made everything sound so werid.
<uncertainBypasser> I should have just avoided this whole mess.
<bucolicBunyan> or me n u together n she doin this spades thing
* uncertainBypasser retracts the hug and just wraps his hands around his knees, which are to his chest. He also glances over his shoulder
<bucolicBunyan> But I told her u probs wouldnt be down for this spades thing!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> U dont wanna hate her do u????
<bucolicBunyan> Shes usually p nice!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Least I think so
<uncertainBypasser> Ya. But she just did one of the most jerkish things I can think of.
<bucolicBunyan> Maybe after that whole shit with her u just kinda wanna avoid her....
<uncertainBypasser> Exactly.
<bucolicBunyan> I cant believe I aXually suggested that shit to her n then tried to convince her not too
<bucolicBunyan> Whyd I have to do that!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Im sorry duuude!!!! I wish I could give like a real legit hug!!!! :((((
<uncertainBypasser> :(
<uncertainBypasser> I got some news that is a little better though.
<bucolicBunyan> ????
<uncertainBypasser> I just got a crapton of build grist.
<bucolicBunyan> P much anythins better than this drama shit....
<bucolicBunyan> Oooh!
<uncertainBypasser> If we could find a way to send some to you or something, you could build to your second portal probably!
<bucolicBunyan> Lol yeah Im p much a fuckin loser in the grist dept here I still got nothin!!!
<uncertainBypasser> You don't want to come here though.
<bucolicBunyan> Hopin I can find some of that shit around here but Idk
<uncertainBypasser> Trust me.
<uncertainBypasser> This place is hell.
<bucolicBunyan> U should come here!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Its the best!!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I really want to!
<uncertainBypasser> That giant 40ft tall monster yelled once, and I went deaf until I went up my echeladder
<uncertainBypasser> my ears were bleeeding!
<uncertainBypasser> Now I'm pretty sure that there is that 40ft tall monster outside, a teleporting imp, two ogres, and four basilisks
<uncertainBypasser> This is not a good place to be right now.
<bucolicBunyan> U need to get outta there!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> So. Lets see if I can get to your place.
<bucolicBunyan> Can Ember spend ur grist to build ur house?????
<uncertainBypasser> Yes, but I don't think its enough to get high enough to get to you D:
<bucolicBunyan> Can u just get outta there then?????
<bucolicBunyan> Where do u go????
<uncertainBypasser> I'm not sure yet.
<uncertainBypasser> Can you check Ember's house real quick for a stickynote?
<uncertainBypasser> Just in case there is one there.
* uncertainBypasser shivers
<uncertainBypasser> I really want to get to you.
<bucolicBunyan> I dont have my computer on me.....
<bucolicBunyan> I left it at home!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck Im so stupid whyd I do that
<bucolicBunyan> P sure I cant get that program shit on my phone....
<bucolicBunyan> Idk how Id even try!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Wait, is the computer still on?
<bucolicBunyan> Nope....
<bucolicBunyan> I turned it off and hid it in my secret spot so my dad wouldnt find it!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Ohwell
<bucolicBunyan> Turns out he fuckin ran away like a loser so it didnt matter anyways....
<uncertainBypasser> I don't know where all my stickynotes went
<bucolicBunyan> Maybe u just go through????
<bucolicBunyan> U know it taXe u SOMEWHERE right????
<uncertainBypasser> That might just be the best plan.
<uncertainBypasser> Probably? The first one took me to a path that took me to this horrible city!
<bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX up with those thingys....
<bucolicBunyan> Theyre p much magic to me!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> This whole thing is basically magic
<bucolicBunyan> Yuuuuup!!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> did I mention I made my axe into a lightsaber axe?
<uncertainBypasser> THAT SHOULDN
<uncertainBypasser> EVEN BE POSSIBLE
<bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOOOO
<bucolicBunyan> How the fuck did u do that????
<uncertainBypasser> I used the crafting stuff and combined an action figure lightsaber with the axxe.
<bucolicBunyan> Daaaaaaaang
<bucolicBunyan> Lemme guess
<bucolicBunyan> U needed fuckin grist for that?????
<uncertainBypasser> A ton of it.
<bucolicBunyan> Fuck me
<uncertainBypasser> Stuff is really expensive!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Course it did
<uncertainBypasser> Dang, I'm copying your typing habits now.
<uncertainBypasser> XD
<bucolicBunyan> LOL :DDDD
<bucolicBunyan> Ur only copyin them cuz theyre the best!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> ;PPPP
* uncertainBypasser smiles a bit
<uncertainBypasser> Ya, we really need to meet up. I can help you get grist and echeladder levels and things.
<uncertainBypasser> Also, I can spend time with you in person :D
<bucolicBunyan> I hope u got some badass ideas for that grist shit
<bucolicBunyan> Cuz I got nothin!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Theres p much no monsters anywhere its great!!!!!! :DDDDD
<uncertainBypasser> That sounds REALLY nice.
<bucolicBunyan> I just like went on a stroll through the fuckin prairie and it was peaceful as FUCK
<bucolicBunyan> Lotsa nice animals all drinkin at the watering hole together
<bucolicBunyan> Birds chirpin!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Lizard Bob Ross dude!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Duuuuude I gotta introduce u to lizard bob ross!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Hes sooooo chill
<uncertainBypasser> I'm sold
<uncertainBypasser> where do I buy tickets?
<bucolicBunyan> U dont have to its just free!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I need all of them.
<uncertainBypasser> :D
<uncertainBypasser> I don't know what else to say right now...
<bucolicBunyan> Dude
* uncertainBypasser looks over his shoulder YET AGAIN
<bucolicBunyan> Just dont think bout all that Orea shit n just concentrate on stayin safe!!!!!
* uncertainBypasser nods
<bucolicBunyan> Talk to Ember n see if he can build ur shit up
<bucolicBunyan> U gotta get outta there!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> Sounds p much like a hellhole or some shit now....
<bucolicBunyan> If u get hurt nobody can come help u!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Pretty much. I can't save these bears!
<uncertainBypasser> :(
<bucolicBunyan> Yeah dude u gotta stay alive!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Okay.
<uncertainBypasser> I need to sneak out of here.
<uncertainBypasser> and hope that thing doesn't scream again.
<bucolicBunyan> Bein a super badass heros great but sometimes u just gotta say fuck everyone n get ur own shit taken care of!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> I think I see that now.
<uncertainBypasser> D:
<bucolicBunyan> :((((
<uncertainBypasser> Ill send you a message when I get out of here.
<bucolicBunyan> Lemme know if I can do anything!!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Got it.
<bucolicBunyan> Idk if I can aXually help at all but whatevs
* uncertainBypasser gives a nervous smile
<bucolicBunyan> U got this dude
* uncertainBypasser gives another telekinetic hug
* bucolicBunyan smiles
<uncertainBypasser> I know things are safe there, but be careful too, alright?
<bucolicBunyan> K Ill try n not get fuckin lost in this shitty mirror maze!!!!
<uncertainBypasser> Good luck!
<bucolicBunyan> Im already p sure I got no idea where I am in this fuckin thing....
<bucolicBunyan> Oh well I got a chainsaw n some aXes!!!!!
<bucolicBunyan> SMAAAAAAAAAAASH
<uncertainBypasser> XD
<uncertainBypasser> The perfect solution to many problems.
<uncertainBypasser> Especially ones involving annoying puzzles and lots of bad guys
<bucolicBunyan> RIP all the fuckin mirrors
<bucolicBunyan> Im gettin a headache just seein my face all over literally everythin
<uncertainBypasser> Maybe just put your hand out and follow the left wall? Just an idea.
<uncertainBypasser> It might take forever though :/
* uncertainBypasser retracts his hug
<uncertainBypasser> Ill talk to you later!
<bucolicBunyan> Ttyl!!!!! :DDD
* uncertainBypasser stops his video feed, and puts away his laptop, forgetting to end the pesterlog
* bucolicBunyan turns off her video
* bucolicBunyan chopped down the connection to uncertainBypasser