Ethan Klein Freud "Joke"

[0:00] (soundbyte of Hasan laughing)

[0:02] Ethan: What a charming uh— What a charming... Yeah.

[0:07] Dan: Jesus.

[0:08] Ethan: (coughs) So, I mean, you want to talk about classy? Girl, you forgot what your friend did or are you uh…you know.

[0:17] (cont) Are you doing some Freudian thing where you're actually mad at him, and attacking me? So there's that. I want to give a special shoutout—

[0:24] Dan: I don't think it's 'Freudian'.

[0:26] Ethan: Well, if she's like, subconsciously she's mad at Hasan, and she's lashing out at me.

[0:30] Dan: I see what you're going for, but the—

[0:31] Ethan: Is it not 'Freudian'?

[0:32] Dan: I don't think so.

[0:33] Ethan: Well, 'Freudian' just means, like…hold on, let me look that up.

[0:36] Dan: [I think] it's all like the weird psychosexual stuff.

[0:39] Ethan: Oh is that what it…specifically it means that?

[0:41] Dan: Like if she was mad at her dad, but then yelled at you.

[0:43] Ethan: 'Relating to or influenced by Sigmund Freud and his method of psychoanalysis, especially in reference to the importance of sexuality in human behavior.'

[0:52] (cont) Ok, well, maybe she wants to f*** him.

[0:54] Dan: Her dad?!

[0:55] Ethan: I didn't mean *that*, but.

[0:57] Dan: What?

[0:59] Ethan: Uh, I don't know… Hasan.

[1:00] Dan: Oh.

[1:01] (soundbyte) What's your argument?

[1:04] Ethan: No argument, there's no good argument.

[1:06] (cont) So uh, Caroline Kwan joins the ranks of the dumbest f***ing most pathetic people alive, who are looking for the most pathetic excuses to get angry by everything I do. {Editor's note: Ironic, isn't it?}