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Count How Many Times Harpy Says "Oh" And Win Chocolate

Jan 5th, 2019
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  1. The Dork Knight: Anyway hi is godzilla
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: when godzilla nerds make a movie
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: Illuminati confirmed
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight joined the chat
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: https://gyazo.com/313539d23e75fcb1b4c548db6dfebd25
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: I dunno... is it?
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: and then they died
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: INFANT IS-
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: oh is phillipenes
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: Rip miners
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: What came out of this
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: happy birth
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: to me
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: merry birth to dude
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: workaholic..
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: FORGOT BIRTG
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: Uuh ohhh
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA DONT
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: Oh...
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: oh...
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: no...
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: fuck
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: this movie punched me 14 minutes in
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: i hate this
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: I HATE THIS GIVE HER BACK
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: got more than chocolate in my eyeball
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: oh my
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: wait who got arrested
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: Oh dad.
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: goth girl located
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: conspirapies..
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: oh.
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: pstd...
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: such good japanese
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: NEED MY OLD DISCS
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: can’t bury this in the past
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: because people will die if we do!
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: No rads?
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: Huh
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: this isnt fallout
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: MY MAC
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: DONTNCOPY THOSE FLOPPIES
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: oh
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: ow
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: arrested
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: again
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: oh
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: the fuck is that
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: Oh dear
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: oh
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: oh
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: He hunger
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: its done feeding...
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: Nice try
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: What is THAT
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: is that a megazors
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: phone, caps
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: ARMY DIDNT TRAIN ME FOR THIS
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: OH GOD DAD NOT YOU TOO
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: STUOID ASS SPIDER
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: IT
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: COULS
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: FLY
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: fuuuuuck
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: dad lives?!??
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: OH MY GOD
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: no
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: NO
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: NOOOOOOOO
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: I HATE YOU MOVIE
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: Plotdump
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: GOJIRA...
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: an ugly butterfly
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: Oh god use godzilla to balance this
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: what an idea
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: having stomach issues on a day like this sycks
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: Trauma
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: PROTECT CHILD
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: Nice chameleon
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: bleeps
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: ew.
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: ohh
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: CASUALLY EAT NUKE
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: Bold of you guys to point guns
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: WOOOOAAAA
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: oh god the nuke
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: oh god
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: god
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: little sarah summons godzilla
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: Let dog LIVE
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: RUN DOG
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: RUN
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: OH GOD
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: PURE HORROR
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA FUXKIN FAT
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: OH GIS SPIDER
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: FUCK
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: *harpy is screaminf, please wait warmly*
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: OoooOHOHOHOH
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: lilgoopsspotted
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: look
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: Dinosaur
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: GODZILLAS FUCKING HOT
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: LEG DAY
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: guess we’re monster hunters now
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: God no leave kid alone
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: nevada
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: oh NO
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: NOOOO
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: AMERICAAAAA
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: FUCK VEGAS
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: IF THE KOBBERS WERE THERE THIS NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: >use nuke as bait and kill kaiju with force of the blast
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: h
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: have you learned
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: nothing....
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: Godzilla is the answer to everything
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: 1945...
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: oh...
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: NUKES HERE
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: Sammy...
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: i...
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: dat me.
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: protec me ivel
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: ooooh
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: boy.
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: >these warheads are megatons not kilotons, makes the one in 54 look like a firecracker
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: i'm sorry did you not remember these fuckers eat radiation like a deathclaw in New Vegas?
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: or did you think the explosive force is going to give the kaiju a booboo?
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: more like you're about to do a booboo in the wawa
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: WIREWORKS
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: FIREWORKS
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: Uh oh
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: TRAIN ON FIRE
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: LARVAE
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: FUCJ
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: uughhgnvxuc
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: Hi zilla... save us
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: Buddy...
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: oh great 1/2 a nuke
  280.  
  281. The Dork Knight: sammy...
  282.  
  283. The Dork Knight: Oh god never
  284.  
  285. The Dork Knight: no
  286.  
  287. The Dork Knight: FUCKIN
  288.  
  289. The Dork Knight: GULL
  290.  
  291. The Dork Knight: SCARED THE PISS
  292.  
  293. The Dork Knight: bless this driver god
  294.  
  295. The Dork Knight: oh...
  296.  
  297. The Dork Knight: LEAVE THEM ALONE SILLA
  298.  
  299. The Dork Knight: AAAAAAA
  300.  
  301. The Dork Knight: GOT AN HOURBAND A HALF
  302.  
  303. The Dork Knight: ...
  304.  
  305. The Dork Knight: guess we’”ll dir
  306.  
  307. The Dork Knight: Flies off with nuke
  308.  
  309. The Dork Knight: into city
  310.  
  311. The Dork Knight: oh no
  312.  
  313. The Dork Knight: they gonna fuck
  314.  
  315. The Dork Knight: LET THEM FIGHT
  316.  
  317. The Dork Knight: raw
  318.  
  319. The Dork Knight: aa
  320.  
  321. The Dork Knight: as
  322.  
  323. The Dork Knight: fuck
  324.  
  325. The Dork Knight: Cockblocked my view
  326.  
  327. The Dork Knight: bitch
  328.  
  329. The Dork Knight: goosebumps
  330.  
  331. The Dork Knight: Goguysgogiogog
  332.  
  333. The Dork Knight: OoooooooooOOOOOO
  334.  
  335. The Dork Knight: Oh ew
  336.  
  337. The Dork Knight: thats a spicy meatball
  338.  
  339. The Dork Knight: 27 minutes
  340.  
  341. The Dork Knight: oh god
  342.  
  343. The Dork Knight: fufker dragged godzilla
  344.  
  345. The Dork Knight: TAG TEAMS
  346.  
  347. The Dork Knight: Oooooooh
  348.  
  349. The Dork Knight: clever
  350.  
  351. The Dork Knight: MUH BAYBESS
  352.  
  353. The Dork Knight: ”you bastard”
  354.  
  355. The Dork Knight: OH SHIT
  356.  
  357. The Dork Knight: SHIT U SEE THAT
  358.  
  359. The Dork Knight: FUCK YEAH I DIF
  360.  
  361. The Dork Knight: Splat
  362.  
  363. The Dork Knight: Hitchhike on godzilla
  364.  
  365. The Dork Knight: bitch.
  366.  
  367. The Dork Knight: nooo
  368.  
  369. The Dork Knight: OPEN WIDE
  370.  
  371. The Dork Knight: BLAAAAAR
  372.  
  373. The Dork Knight: zilla tired too
  374.  
  375. The Dork Knight: 5 minutes...
  376.  
  377. The Dork Knight: Zilla dead...
  378.  
  379. The Dork Knight: oh
  380.  
  381. The Dork Knight: No he just slep
  382.  
  383. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA PRAISE
  384.  
  385. The Dork Knight: So uh
  386.  
  387. The Dork Knight: i didn't realize i signed up for a kaiju thriller
  388.  
  389. The Dork Knight: because god this was a rollercoaster from start to finish
  390.  
  391. The Dork Knight: ...
  392.  
  393. The Dork Knight: time to
  394.  
  395. The Dork Knight: scoot past these credits...
  396.  
  397. The Dork Knight: no godzilla having shwarma
  398.  
  399. The Dork Knight: RIP
  400.  
  401. The Dork Knight: anyway fuck those bugs, the scenes were hot, good use of lighting and atomosphic shit, damn movie was TENSE
  402.  
  403. The Dork Knight: and the kaiju fights were epic
  404.  
  405. The Dork Knight: also GODZILLA IS FUCKING HUGE AND I LOVE IT
  406.  
  407. The Dork Knight: THE HERO WE NEED
  408.  
  409. The Dork Knight: a good way to uh, beat back sads
  410.  
  411. The Dork Knight: would i watch it again?
  412.  
  413. The Dork Knight: yes, only with actual physical emotional support
  414.  
  415. The Dork Knight: one who brings earmuffs or earplugs to prevent their eardrums from bursting from how much i screamed
  416.  
  417. The Dork Knight: definitely on the top 5 godzillas i've ever watched
  418.  
  419. The Dork Knight: 11/10
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