(Old and Incomplete) HappyLichAnon vs the World: Chapter 2

“He’s dead, Twilight.”
>She’s stunned. You don’t think she’s ever encountered death before.
>Even Discord, who tried to corrupt every living being in Equestria was imprisoned. It seems the death penalty is unheard of in this realm.
“Furthermore I have information as to who murdered him.”
>”Who? Who would be so heartless?” There are tears in her eyes now.
“Lucky told me that Blues has met his unfortunate demise at the hooves of one of the mares at Sugarcube Corner. I doubt Pound Cake could be cabable of such an act, and so it falls to Mrs Cake or Pinkie Pie.”
>”Pinkie?! How could you even think she would be capable of such an act?!”
“Indeed, Twilight, I don’t. My suspicions are placed firmly on Mrs Cake at the moment. I caught her spying on me while I visited Lucky today, and she evaded my questioning about Blues.”
>”But suspicious behaviour doesn’t mean she’s guilty... I mean, I’m not saying she did it, but I can’t believe it would be Pinkie... How do we even know Lucky is telling the truth?”
>She raises a valid point, but not one that you haven’t already considered.
“Lucky gave no signs of deception when I spoke to him earlier. Furthermore he seems to be quite shaken by something that occurred in Sugarcube Corner’s basement. He claims to have witnessed Blues’ death, and I believe him. He refuses to speak to anyp0ny at the moment.”
>”Well there’s one way to find out. We’ll get it straight from the horse’s mouth. So to speak.”
>If you still had lungs you would be groaning at that pun.
“Twilight, I don’t believe that’s a very smart method of investigation here. We’re dealing with a p0ny who is capable of killing another. Confronting them would not be intelligent.”
>”Well fine then, I’ll just talk to Pinkie about it.”
>You must admit, if anybody were to be clued in about Mrs Cake’s activities it’d be Pinkie or Mr Cake.
>Mr Cake is too close. He’d tell Mrs Cake immediately about any form of questioning. Twilight may have a point with this one.
>As you were pondering this, she’s already made her way to the door.
>”I’ll just go over to Pinkie now and ask her about Blues and Mrs Cake.”
>It’s evening now, and she levitates her scarf around her neck.
>”I’ll see you tomorrow to report what I’ve found out. Spike, you’re in charge.”
>Spike puffs out his chest with pride at this, and gives a stern salute.
>”Yes, maam!” he turns to Owloyceous (how the fuck do you even spell that?), “You understand that, bird brain? The number one assistant is in charge!”
>The feathered assistant simply hoots in response. You’re not convinced he’ll take orders from Spike.
>”It’ll all be fine, Anon. I’ll talk with Pinkie and we’ll get to the bottom of this. You’ll see.”
>And with that, she sets out into the night towards Sugarcube Corner.
“Well then, I’d best be off as well.”
>You wave your goodbyes to Spike and shadowstep back to your tower.
>Hopefully with the info from Pinkie Pie, you should find out what Lucky’s ramblings meant.
>Could he have been talking about Mrs Cake’s infidelity? She had two foals, one unicorn and one Pegasus. That would fit...
>Seeing as how you don’t need sleep, you spend the night thinking about how Mrs Cake fits into Blues’ life.
>You need more information.