Amazon Island Script Dump

Parade Ground
  This field of closely-cropped grass ends at buildings to the
south and west. A path, flanked by amazon guards, leads
northeast.
  The parade ground is filled with rows of amazon warriors.
Tightly strung body armor does little to hide their fit,
curvaceous figures. The tallest amazon, clearly the leader,
approaches you and throws back your cowl. Her eyes widen, and
from up and down the line of warriors you hear gasps and cries
of "A man!"
  The leader touches her sword to her forehead in the ancient
greeting of the amazons. "I am Ursula Unquenchablefire, leader
of the amazon army. We welcome you to our island. It has been
many generations since a man set foot on it -- we renew our
ranks from women on the ships we capture at sea. We invite you
to partake of our hospitality." She gestures to the west.

>s
Shop
  This is a small general store with a single exit to the north.
  You see a lead-plated sword, a shopkeeper, a magazine, a
pomegranate and lipstick here.
  "A man! A man right here in my shop!" She locks the door,
shuts the blinds, and hangs up a "Closed" sign. With savage
enthusiasm, she bursts out of her tight outfit; then turning to
you, she nearly rips your cloak in her mad rush to get to your
flesh.
  Sometime later, as you lie in exhaustion and the shopkeeper
smokes one of your cigarettes and plays with your chest hairs
(both of them), she sighs, "You're the best man I've ever had!
Of course, you're the first man I've ever even MET..."

Shop
  This is a small general store with a single exit to the north.
  You see a shopkeeper here.
  "I was hoping you'd come again!" She locks the door, shuts the
blinds, and hangs up a "Closed" sign. With savage enthusiasm,
she bursts out of her tight outfit.
  Sometime later, as you lie in exhaustion and the shopkeeper
smokes one of your cigarettes and plays with your chest hairs
(both of them), she sighs, "You were wonderful... please come
again... and again..."

>n
Parade Ground
  This field of closely-cropped grass ends at buildings to the
south and west. A path, flanked by amazon guards, leads
northeast.
  You see an amazon leader here.

>x leader
The amazon leader is tall -- she rises three to four inches
above you. Her leather body armor is tightly lacedaround her
wide hips and bulging chest. Red hair spills over her
shoulders, intermingling with the cold steel of her weapons.

>w
VIP Suite
  No effort has been spared to make these sumptuous quarters the
height of decadent luxury. You feel lucky to be considered a
Very Important Person. A door, open and draped with silks,
leads east. A tall pedestal with an engraved inscription rises
in the center of the suite. The only thing to mar the comfort
of the room is the tiniest of drafts from the air vent in the
ceiling.
  The VIP bed, a sensuous thing of silks and satins, beckons
from the center of the suite. Near the foot of the bed is a
large hope chest.
  The amazon leader enters just behind you. She notices the
empty pedestal. "Someone has stolen our Great Attachment!
Hmmm... the last people to use this suite were those
seamstresses from Fort Blackwand! No matter..." She locks the
door and drops the key into a hidden recess of her uniform.
Placing a long and gorgeous leg up onto the bed, she cocks her
head at you and asks, "Now, what can we do to make you feel
welcome...?"

  "Shall we get down to business?" The leader hurriedly unlaces
her armor, and one glance at her perfectly formed breasts, her
smooth, curving tummy, her firm, rounded bottom and her long,
ebony legs sends hormones coursing toward your crotch -- with
the usual result.
  The leader tosses you roughly onto the mattress and straddles
you with the air of someone skilled at horsemanship. Grabbing
your hair, she pulls your head back and your mouth open, and
plunges her tongue against yours.
  With hands experienced at being in command but new to the art
of lovemaking, Ursula crudely guides you into place; though
soon lost in the rapture of the moment, she maintains her firm
control over you. Within a minute, her body produces a long
series of silent shudders, as her long steel-hard nails rake
your back and shoulders.
  You lie on the bed, recovering, as the warrior efficiently
relaces her armor. Smiling contentedly, she smokes one of your
cigarettes and calls over her shoulder as she leaves, "See you
later... enjoy your stay!"

>open chest
Opening the chest reveals a rolled-up body which immediately
unrolls into a jaw-droppingly gorgeous amazon warrior. "You're
the Man! My nanny told me that there was such a thing as a Man,
but I never believed her! And now here we are, alone! Can I
touch you?" She does so. Then she touches you a second time.
Then you touch her. Then she touches you a third time while you
touch her a second time. Then you lose count and you lose your
head and you lose your pants, figuratively speaking since you
haven't worn pants at any point so far in this game, in case
you haven't noticed.
  Sometime later... in fact, a few times later... the amazon
smokes one of your cigarettes and says, "I hate to
wham-bam-thank-you-Sam, but I'm due at my post." She blows you
a kiss as she leaves, and for the first time you notice that
the hope chest also contains a pair of high-heel shoes.

>x vent
The vent in the ceiling looks big enough to climb through.

>u
You pull yourself up into the duct and wiggle along until you
come to another opening. You drop down...

SIP Suite
  This suite isn't as nice as yours, but that's not surprising,
since it's only for Somewhat Important People. The only exit,
besides the duct above you, is a door to the north, but the
author can assure you that opening it spells trouble.
  The furnishings include one of those, oh, whaddyacallit, ya
know, a clothes cabinet, a piece of furniture that serves as a
closet, what's the word... Argh! It's bad enough going senile,
but in front of all my adoring fans...

The door opens and a chambermaid steps in with new linens and
towels. Her chambermaid outfit consists of a frilly blouse and
an incredibly short skirt. Surprised to see someone, she drops
her load and says, "I'm sorry! I didn't realize anyone was in
here!" Further surprised to see that the someone is a man, she
drops her skirt and says, "Then again, I'm NOT sorry!"
  With extraordinary strength for such a petite creature, she
tosses you to the carpet and proceeds to thoroughly ravish you.
Afterward, she helps herself to one of your cigarettes, tidies
the room, dusts the furniture, and gives you a wink before
leaving.
  These "close encounters" are beginning to wear you down.

  An amazon warrior drops from the canopy of the bed. With
heaving chest, she licks her lips and unlaces her uniform. "
Let's make the earth move, honey!" You protest weariness, but a quick
swordpoint to the nose reminds you that weariness is a relative
state.

An amazon warrior stealthily slides through the suite door.
With heaving chest, she licks her lips and unlaces her uniform.
"Oh, boy! My turn!" You protest weariness, but a quick swordpoint to the
nose reminds you that weariness is a relative state.
A hurried climax later, the amazon smokes one of your
cigarettes and departs, leaving you nursing a new set of
scratches.

An amazon warrior clambers out of the air duct. With heaving
chest, she licks her lips and unlaces her uniform. "Word around
camp is that you're one helluva lay!" You protest weariness, but a quick
swordpoint to the nose reminds you that weariness is a relative
state.

An amazon warrior stealthily slides through the suite door.
With heaving chest, she licks her lips and unlaces her uniform.
"Let's see if you're as good as you're cracked up to be." You protest
weariness, but a quick swordpoint to the nose reminds you that
weariness is a relative state.

You never thought you'd have the problem of getting laid too
MUCH! But these amazons are like the first grader learning to
spell "banana" -- they never know when to stop!