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- >You, are anon
- >You are also losing
- >Rainbow Dash is about 3 feet ahead of you, and the gap only grows bigger
- >Why is she so fast? You think to yourself
- >When she challenged you to a race, you accepted with nothing but confidence
- >You may not be a die-hard runner, but you think you're pretty fast
- >Clearly not fast enough, hm?
- >Though could you really complain?
- >Dash's ass was fantastic. Muscular, but that didn't stop it from moving hypnotically as she sprinted in her tight, black shorts
- >Seems losing wasn't that shitty, though Dash would disagree
- >"Ha! Suck it Anon! You lost!"
- >Oh, yeah, you were racing.
- "Well, darn, you got me, good job"
- >You didn't really care, you had a nice view the whole time
- >She walked over to the nearby bench and grabbed her large, blue water jug, squirting it into her mouth
- >For some reason you maintained eye contact with her as she did this
- >Lewd
- "Hey, Dash, pass that would you?"
- >She nodded silently and tossed it towards you
- >"Hey waterfall it oka-"
- >You put the bottle in your mouth and swallowed it vigorously
- >Something to note, Dash was a little bit of a germophobe
- >She told you this in confidence, you were kinda flattered
- >Doesn't mean you cared, of course, it was too fun to see the look on her face
- "Dammit Anon! Fuck off!"
- >She stepped up to you and snatched the bottle, you burst out laughing.
- >She shot one of her death glares and bent over to take off her running shoes
- >Nice ass.png
- >You switched to a loose shirt and sat down.
- >"Oh, Anon?"
- "What's up, Dash?"
- >"Pinkie wanted be to ask you if you'd be interested in... a slumber party..?"
- >Sweet jesus, no
- >A sleepover?
- >With Rainbow Dash's crazy ass, magical friends?
- >No fucking way, you promised yourself not to fuck with crazy shit ever since that one time...
- >That's for later
- >"Yeah, I don't know about that one, Dash"
- "Aw, come on Anon! It'll be fun!"
- >She wraps herself around your right arm, staring up at you with those big, beautiful eyes
- >Fuck that's cute
- >Why is Dash so cute around you?
- >Only you...
- >You'll ask her about that later.
- >"Look, I'll think about it, ok?"
- >This cheers her up, knowing there is a chance
- "Awesome! I really hope you can make it!"
- >You two sit there embracing eachother.
- "O-of course because I want to beat you in all of the party games, yeah!"
- >She shoves herself off of you and punches your arm
- >"Oh yeah, sure thing, you may be faster than me, but nobody beats Anon at fuckin' party games"
- >She's already walked back to the bench, taking a swig from her bottle
- >Wait, what was that?
- >You look to her, she's got her mouth on it
- >It looks like she's internally struggling right now
- >At least she's doing it!
- >She finishes drinking and her face goes a deep crimson
- "W-what? I was t-thirsty!"
- >She turns away quickly and starts packing her things
- >"Right...thirsty" You whisper
- "Alright, lets' get going, I got a box of dvd's from my Dad we can watch!"
- >Oh, yeah, her Dad was in the Military
- >Must suck not seeing him much
- >"Sounds great! You think I can shower while I'm there, too?"
- >For some reason Dash blushes when you say this
- "Absolutely..."
- >It's late at Dash's
- >About 2:20 AM
- >You two are both on her couch, a bit tipsy, watching the last movie in the box
- >The Blair Witch Project
- >So far it ain't bad, you've definitely seen worse
- >Dash is snuggled up against you, her ear pressed up against your chest
- >You absentmindedly stroke her hair as she hums with pleasure
- >There is a jumpscare, fucking hell
- >Neither of you jump, but god damn that kinda got you
- >Dash chuckles
- >"What?"
- "You're heartbeat just went up so much, haha"
- >She teases
- >You bet her heart did the same, but you had no idea of testing that out
- >At least without it getting lewd
- >"Oh pssh, I bet you're just as scared as I am"
- >She looks into your eyes, a small blush forming on her face
- >You stare back, but no words are exchanged for a while
- "I can't be scared of anything when I'm with you..Anon"
- >Oh my, that's...
- >Wow
- >"Dash, I..."
- >What should you say?
- >What can you say to something like that?
- >You see her move her head towards you agonizingly slowly
- >Should you kiss her?
- >Fuck
- >You're both drunk
- >This has to be just a drunk moment
- >This cannot happen
- >Make up an excuse!
- >"Oh uh, Dash! I just forgot! My dog has been pent up in the house ALL day! I gotta blast!"
- >SERIOUSLY?
- "Oh...okay..?"
- >You rush off of the couch and pause the movie, you look back at her
- >Holy fuck she looks disappointed
- >"Dash, I'm very sorry, I promise we'll continue this another time"
- >She doesn't say anything
- >As you open the front door you swear you hear a sniffle
- >God dammit
- "I'll see you at the slumber party tomorrow, right?"
- >You kinda owe her
- >"You got it, I'll be there. Goodnight Dash"
- >You are Rainbow Dash
- >Are you pissed?
- >Sad?
- >What emotion is this?
- >Since when did Anon have a fucking dog?!
- >Does he not like you?
- >Why did he lie to you just to get away from you?
- >Are you THAT unattractive?
- >What is it?
- >The hair? The skirt? Fucking what?! You like your hair! AND your skirt!
- >Is he mad because you tease him?
- >You only tease him because...
- >Well...
- >Is it love?
- >You think it's love
- >Whenever he's around you don't feel like you have to try so hard
- >You feel like you can just be yourself around him
- >He cares so much about you, you know it
- >But...
- >Caring about someone does not exactly equal loving them
- >Dammit, Dash, you knew this!
- >Why did you try to kiss him!
- >He probably thinks of you as a fucking sister!
- >Or some other dumb bullshit!
- >Fuck!
- >Fucking hell!
- >More reasons to drink
- >You grab the nearest can and chug it down, throwing it on the velvet soft floor
- >You cannot cry
- >Do NOT cry
- >Crying is showing weakness!
- >You can't let anybody see that your weak!
- >...
- >...
- >Nobody's around
- >You can cry
- >So you do...
- >What else can you do?>You are Anon
- >What time is it?
- >11:30 AM
- >Man, you should get up
- >Bed is so comfy tho
- >Yeah, but having a life is cool too
- >Wait, is it?
- >You think so...
- >"Uuuuugh"
- >You force yourself up and into the shower
- >They never sound good until you actually get in
- >Warm water is the shit
- >Why the fuck are pools cold?
- >Stupid
- >After washing you cook yourself up some eggs and some toast
- >NO BUTTER
- >pic related
- >You check your phone
- >"Holy fucking shit"
- >18 MISSED CALLS
- >8 NEW TEXTS
- >What the actual fuck!?
- >Oh...
- >It's Dash
- >They're all from last night, christ you feel bad
- >Should you look?
- >They're probably drunken rants
- >Then she'll see you read them
- >Fuck it, you unlock your phone
- "ANON I'M SORRY"
- "ANON I'M SORRY"
- "I'M SORRY, ANON"
- "TEXT ME BACK, ANON"
- "ANON ARE YOU AWAKE?"
- "Sorry caps lock..."
- "Anon"
- "I love you anon, please, anon, text me"
- >Wow
- >You feel really fucking shitty right now
- >How do you even respond?
- >Should you go see her?
- >You feel the need to see her
- >Dash
- >Your closest friend
- >...
- >Friend
- >Why did it sound wrong?
- >Fuck, relationships suck ass
- >It's decided
- >After putting on some sweatpants and a white T-shirt you get in your bummy ass car
- >Hey, it moves, doesn't it?
- >"I'm coming, Dash"
- >On your way to Dash's you decide to stop by McWiggles
- >Dash LOVES Shamrock Shakes
- >Let's be real, who doesn't?
- >You can't decide whether to get one for each of you, or be cheeky and get a big one with two straws for you to share
- >Sounds cute
- >But you're not sure it's appropriate right now
- >"Two mediums please..."
- >Yummy
- >Getting back in the car you start it up and head out
- >Frank Ocean is here to cheer you on, thankfully
- >You turn up your stereo and bob your head to "Nikes"
- >Good fucking shit here
- >Pretty sad vibes though
- >You switch to the radio, enough of that
- >You forgot the radio is just overplayed music, how about just no music then?
- >Fun...
- >Quiet...
- >Oh no
- >What was that song about how silence makes you think of shit you really don't want to?
- >That's you
- >FeelsVeryBad
- >Dash's house never felt so far away
- >God you missed her
- >But why?
- >Why do you suddenly miss her so much?
- >You've never felt these feelings about her
- >Finally you arrive
- >Her car is in the driveway
- >Very good sign!
- >She's here!
- >You nearly sprint up to the door and knock a little too hard
- >"Dash!? You in there?"
- >...
- >...
- >"Dash! Please let me in!"
- >...
- >...
- >Fucking shit
- >"That's okay, Dash. You need some time! I got you a shamrock! Uh..."
- >God this is awkward
- >You've never shouted at a door before
- >You left the shamrock on her doorstep and left
- >Fuck you hope you'll see her tonight
- >Fuck you need to see her
- >Dash
- >Rainbow Dash
- >You are Rainbow Dash
- >It's a little after 7
- >The party should be starting soon!
- >Maybe you should show up late, to look cool, edgy
- >Fucking what?
- >No fuck that
- >You take a shower, checking your phone before you get in
- >...
- >Nothing
- >At least nothing from Anon
- >1 NEW MESSAGE
- "Hi! Dashie! The party is gonna start VERY soon! I hope you can make it! I have so much fun stuff to do! Much love!"
- >Oh Pinkie
- >Never change
- >But everything hurts, still
- >Guh...
- >Stop!
- >You need to stop thinking so much about him
- >This shit sucks, so much pain!
- >Why is this just starting!
- >You've known him for a whole year!
- >Fuck!
- >Luckily the shower really calms you down
- >You don't feel like throwing up anymore
- >Your chest hurts a little though
- >Literal heartbreak?
- >Funny
- >It's not that funny
- >...
- >You step out of the shower and dry off, checking yourself out in the mirror as you do so
- >Nice
- >Lean, a bit thicker in the right places
- >Well, your b cup hasn't grown
- >But your ass is looking great!
- >You grab it with one hand and shake it
- >So hypnotizing, and it's YOUR ass!
- >It's firm when you flex it, what you're looking for, really
- >Rainbow Dash, you're one fine lady
- >You slap it, a nice red mark is left
- >That made your nipples hard...
- >Rainbow Dash, you're one strange, horny lady
- >It's time to get dressed
- >Something semi-formal? Nope
- >Casual?
- >Wait, this is a slumber party!
- >Fucking pajamas! Duh!
- >Which pair?
- >The onesie?
- >Meh
- >Shirt and pants
- >You packed some extra things like girl stuff, snacks, and clothes
- >You never know what could happen, extra clothes is always good
- >You slip on some shoes and grab your car keys.
- >As you exit you hit something with your foot
- >"Huh?"
- >It's a melted shamrock shake
- >How long has this been here?
- >Who got this for you?
- >Oh
- >Right
- >Only one person knows about your love for shamrock shakes
- >Anon
- >Fuck, he bought you a shamrock shake
- >And you let it go to waste
- >...
- >WAIT
- >This is his fault!
- >Why the hell would he leave a shamrock shake on your doorstep without telling you?
- >What an idiot
- >He's your idiot, of course
- >You pick up the cup and walk back inside your house to throw it away
- >Now you can leave
- >The drive is not too long to get to Pinkie's
- >You blast some music along the way
- >Should you text Anon?
- >Make sure he's coming
- >That sounds good
- >Yeah! Do that!
- >You open up your messages
- >"What the fuck did I do last night?!"
- >You scan over all of your messages sent to Anon
- >God the cringe
- >You were sooo fucking drunk
- >You have to stop drinking away pain
- >That shit doesn't work
- >Maybe just hope he is there..?
- >Yeah
- >God you sure hope he's there
- >It's gonna be a fun night
- >You hope
- >You are Anon
- >God you hope Dash is there
- >Well of course she'll be there
- >It's HER friends party, you bet she's wonder if you're showing up
- >Of course you are
- >Not really even for the party
- >For her
- >You owe it
- >You double checked your smell before you get out of the car
- >Smelling good, feeling good
- >Well, well, well
- >This place is pretty impressive
- >You walk up to the door and knock three times
- >There was a knocker but who the fuck uses those?
- >You wait a while, maybe nobody heard?
- >Is it the right time?
- >Knock louder!
- THUNK THUNK THUNK
- >You hear the door unlock
- >It swings open
- >The purple girl is there
- >Twlight, right?
- "Hello, who are you?"
- >She doesn't know you? I guess Dash doesn't talk about you to her friends
- >Why would she?
- >But why does it hurt thinking she doesn't?
- >"Oh! I am Anonymous, but call me Anon. I am Rainbow Dash's guest"
- >You shake Twilight's hand firmly
- >Her hands are mighty smaller than yours
- >But fuck they're soft
- >And those glasses are cute
- "Okay, great! I am Twilight, come on in!"
- >You were suddenly confused on who's party this was
- >Pinkie's or Twilights?
- >"Hey, Twilight, is this your house...or?"
- >She looks back at you and smiles
- >What a great smile
- "Oh no, this is Pinkie's, she's in the kitchen making pizza rolls"
- >Fuck yes, pizza rolls
- >This is a party alright
- >"Okay, i brought chips and salsa, they're in my bag"
- >She nods silently and leads you downstairs into the basement
- >One of those parties eh?
- >Actually a basement is more for kickbacks, soooooo
- >Yeah
- >It's just you and six other girls
- >Five of which you don't really know
- >Everything's fine
- >Should you leave?
- >Well, you're already here
- >Why leave?
- >You and Twilight make it to the basement, it's pretty cold
- >Everyone is already here, cool
- >Wait
- >Rainbow Dash isn't here
- >The girls look to you
- >"Where is Rainbow Dash?!" You blurt
- >They all look at each other
- >Sunset Shimmer speaks up
- "She texted me that she's on her way, you her guest?"
- >Oh thank god
- >You thought she ditched on you
- >"Yeah, I'm Anon, how's it going?"
- >Everyone looks pretty comfortable, okay
- "Howdy, Ah'm Applejack"
- >She took responsibility of introducing everyone
- "This is Fluttershy"
- >Oh wow, that's a cute
- "H-hello, Anon"
- >CUTE
- "An' this is Rarity"
- >Fuck she's pretty
- "Why hello, darling, Rainbow has told me a lot about you..."
- >Really?
- >Okay! Good, that's good, right?
- >"She's only said good things, yeah?"
- "Why don't you ask her yourself, dear?"
- >Everyone's looking behind you
- >Shit
- >She's here
- >You haven't thought about what to say
- >Sorry maybe?
- >You turn around
- >Wow she looks great, as usual
- >Her friends greet her, but you just look
- "Hey girls..."
- >Uh, me too?!
- "Anon..."
- >She nods to you, you smile
- >She doesn't
- >Fuck so cold
- >Is she mad!?
- >B-but, shamrock shake!
- >She walks passed you and she takes a seat next to Applejack
- >Is she really going to be like that?!
- >Seriously?
- >Fine. Fuck her
- >You decide to check on the pizza rolls upstairs
- >So what?! So what you didn't kiss her!
- >It's not that big of a fucking deal!
- >She doesn't have to be so cold towards you
- >Where's her fistbump?
- >Or hug!?
- >She loves it when you hug her!
- >She gets all flustered and buries her face into your chest
- >She almost forgets to let go after a while
- >Okay
- >Enough thinking about her, this is a party
- >And bad vibes are not going to ruin it!
- >Just ignore her!
- >Don't let her drag you down! You were going to have fun! Drink! Dance! Hook Up!
- >...
- >Maybe not the last one, but you can only dream
- >The smell of pizza rolls fills your nostrils
- >Oh boy
- >You approach the kitchen after a little guidance from the smell
- >"How's it going in here?"
- >You're face to face with a wall of pizza rolls
- >Holy fuck why
- "Oh? Who's there?"
- >That must be Pinkie, yeah? Why did she make so many goddamn pizza rolls?
- >"It's me, Anon. I'm Dash's guest"
- "Grrrreat! Welcome to the party! I just have to finish all of these pizza rolls!"
- >Yeah no.
- >"Uh, maybe that's enough pizza rolls?"
- >Her head punches through the wall, somehow none of them fall over
- >She looks at you with pure hatred
- "Too MANY pizza rolls?!"
- >Oh god did you fuck up? Already?
- "How can one have TOO MANY pizza rolls?"
- >She smiles, oh thank god, you thought you were dead for sure, she's got crazy magic
- >"Well, let's be real, who's going to eat all of this?"
- >You grab one off of the wall, soooo gooood
- >There's just way too many
- "I am silly! This is all for me!"
- >wat
- >She cranes her neck and rotates her head, un-humanlike
- >She opens her mouth wide and swallows all of them, like 0 fucking chewing went on there
- >What dat mouth do..?
- >Fuck, think about what just happened
- >Actually don't
- "Yummy! Now here are the rest of them!"
- >The plate she shows looks reasonable for a party of 8
- >"Ok! I'll bring them down!"
- >She nods to you and salutes, opening the fridge for more food
- >You spot some beer in there, oh yes please
- >Anything to get your mind off of Dash
- >You neeeeed this
- >Is the beer even for the party?
- >Oh, who are you kidding, of course it is!
- >You gotta get Pinkie to bring it down, NOW
- >She sees you eyeing the fridge
- "What's up? You need some milk with those? Some are spiiiicy!"
- >She then proceeds to chug some milk straight from the carton, some of it leaked out of the corner of her mouth
- >Lewd asf
- >"Uh no, actually I was wondering about the-"
- "Whipped cream!? I LOOOVE that stuff! I haven't tried it on pizza rolls yet! Good idea Anon!"
- >Of course, she picks one off of the plate and tries it
- >You think it'd be gross, but her reaction tells you it's delicious
- >Now you gotta try
- >"Pinkie, hand me the cream"
- "Mhmm!" She tosses it and you catch it, of course
- >Her mouth is full of cream
- >...
- >Lewd
- >You nab one pizza roll and put a dot of whipped cream on it
- >Doesn't actually look that bad
- >You pop it in your mouth and chew
- >Okay not as amazing as expected, but manageable
- >Definitely not something you're doing often
- "Isn't it great! What doesn't taste good with whipped cream?!"
- >She's nose to nose with you
- >"Yeah, it was okay. Maybe barbecue sauce or hot sauce would suit it better though"
- >She puts whipped cream on your nose and giggles
- "Yeah that DOES sound good!"
- >You cross your eyes to look at the whipped cream, which gets another laugh out of her
- >She's pretty cool, it seems
- >If this girl is hosting the party it should be a good one
- >Time for some payback, anyways
- >"Hey Pinkie"
- >She is still practically in your face, but you call her anyways
- "Mhmmmm?"
- >God she's so cute
- >You lean you head forwards and wipe the cream you had on your nose all over her face
- >You laugh hysterically like it's the most evil plan ever deducted
- >So does she
- >She grabs the can and squirts some on your nose again
- >Obviously you rub it all over her face with your nose again
- >Is this weird?
- >You both are very weird
- "Hahaha! Anon you're so fun!"
- >That makes you feel good
- >Someone is missing out on your fun-ness
- >Sucks to be that person
- >Pinkie Pie suddenly gasps
- >Oh shit son what happened
- "Anon! I have a great idea!"
- >"What is it, Pinkie"
- >You trying not to laugh at her cream face
- >It's all over
- >Like everywhere
- >So lewd
- >Withouts speaking Pinkie Pie takes the can and puts some on your nose again
- >You move your head forward to attack but she puts a hand up to stop you
- >She instead leans her head forwards
- >What kind of ruse is this?
- >What's she up to?
- >Pinkie Pie giggles then licks the cream off of your nose
- >Oh my god
- >This girl is making you feel things
- >Things you didn't think would be felt tonight
- >Wat do..?
- >She stands there, holding in her laughter as you sit with a probably stupid ass face
- "Bahahahaha! Anon you should see your face!"
- >You knew it goddammit
- >Your facial expressions betray you, trust no one
- >Not even yourself
- >You start to laugh along with her, even though you're a tad aroused
- >What the fuck is this girl doing to you?
- >You're catching feelings already! You've been here for like 5 minutes!
- "So Anon..."
- >Wow her voice got a lot more sexier
- >Looking up at her now you see her eyes half lidded
- >Though what else are you going to look at, the rest of her face is whipped cream
- "Aren't you gonna..."
- >She walks up to you and grips your torso
- >Then she leans in really close and stares into your eyes
- "Return the favooor..?"
- >wut...
- >Is she implying...
- >That you...
- >Lick all of that shit off
- >Man, thinking about it, it doesn't seem that bad
- >She's so incredibly sexy, yet so silly it conflicts you
- >Is she innocent or what!?
- >Should you do this?
- >Fuck yeah you should
- >"You got it, Pinks"
- >This is gonna get steamy
- >You're doing this, oh boy you're doing this
- >This shit is crazy
- >Of all of the lewd things you've seen and heard of
- >You never thought you'd be doing this shit
- >You place your hands on Pinkie's face and she giggles
- >You decide to start with her forehead, it's got the least amount on it
- >And you wanted to get to those lips quickly
- >She giggles and squirms as you tentatively lick her face
- >It's getting less weird, honestly
- >This was hot
- >With time you get down lower
- >You tease her my dragging your tongue just above her lips, you feel her pucker them a little bit
- >Man, she must really want it
- >You make circles around her lips before going to her chin, her creamy lips left behind
- >She whimpers and you can feel her trying to move her head
- >"Pinkie, let me finish all of this, it'll be worth the wait"
- >She subtly nods and you continue
- >After her chin you continue on to her neck
- >You suckle and nibble on it as you trail downwards
- "Oh Anon"
- >She moans and starts to rub her hands all over you
- >She places a hand on the back of your head and reveals more of her neck for you
- >You move your hands down to her tender, ample hips
- >You squeeze them and continue your raid on her neck
- "I think I'm d-done waiting, A-anon..."
- >Her beath is labored, and she's got that look in her eyes
- >God that's hot
- >She grabs your head, lifts it up, then slams her mouth onto yours
- >Your tongues collide with aggressiveness and passion
- >You overpower hers easily and you explore her mouth
- >She tastes fucking great
- >The whipped cream is probably helping with that
- >She moans huskily and begins to fumble with your belt buckle
- >She's so wrapped up in the moment she struggles with it, until finally she throws down your pants
- >Instantly she slips her hand down your boxers and feels up your dick
- >Now it's your turn to let out a moan
- >She smiles and slides your boxers down, letting your pride stand free
- >The kiss breaks apart for a brief moment
- >Then she forces herself upon you again
- >You're memory is clouded by all of your lust
- >What led up to this situation?
- >...
- >Does that really matter?
- >You're fucking around with Pinkie Pie, someone you barely know
- >Life's good
- >Your dick by now is at full attention, with her groping and the kissing
- >Pinkie pushes her lower half closer to you, your dick poking her leg
- >She moans into the kiss again and adjusts her legs
- >Once your dick is aligned in between them, she slides it in the middle
- >You are now thigh-fucking Pinkie Pie
- >You groan and thrust forward lightly
- >Her silky smooth shorts feel like they were designed for this
- >Fuck, you feel like she was designed for this, her thighs are so warm and plump
- >It feels amazing
- >You slide your dick in as far as possible, before your pelvis gets pressed against her
- >You can tell she enjoying it as well, you can even feel the heat emminating from her crotch
- >Maybe you should do some work on that
- >Moving a hand from her hip you use three fingers to rub at her sensitive area
- >She breaks the kiss and holds in a gasp, before letting it out in a lust filled moan
- >You two stare into each others eyes, you thrusting and rubbing her
- "Anon..."
- >"P-Pinkie"
- >You felt your self getting close
- >No way you're busting right now, you gotta stick something in this girl
- >You slow your thrusting down to a halt and kiss her again
- >You grasp her hips and lead her backwards towards the counter
- >She realizes this and gets her own pace, before setting herself on her back on top of the counter
- >God she's so sexy
- >You stare down at her, your hands creeping up to pull off her shorts
- >You do it in one swift motion, you're prick is twitching in excitement
- >Her panties are the only thing between your goal, they're slid off with ease and discarded onto the floor
- >It's time
- >Her pink slit glistens with juices, it's looks so inviting
- "Anoooon, come ooon"
- >She wraps her legs around your waist and pulls you closer to her
- >Your head nudges the entrance and she groans
- >You take a breath and slowly slid it in
- >Her heated flesh fits snugly around your cock
- >It felt so good
- >The further you sink in the more you ached for, soon you got as far as you could
- "Oh, Anon, you-you really fill me up"
- >She giggles and breathes heavily, it's nice to see she's enjoying this
- >It's time to pick up the pace
- >You grip the edge of the counter and start thrusting with great vigor
- >Pinkie moans and gasps out of wanton lust
- >Her tits bounce with each thrust, giving you some thing to stare at
- >She's a D cup at best
- >Every time you begin to pull back her needy walls grip and pull in desperation to keep you in
- >Soon your sweating quite a bit, and Pinkie's pink skin glistens under the kitchen lights, highlighting her voluptuous features
- >Pinkie moves her hands to yours and locks fingers with you
- >You stare into her big, beautifully blue eyes
- "A-anon, I think I'm going to...to"
- >Her sentence is cut short and her eyes twitch and roll as she convulses
- >You feel her tighten up down there and it adds even more pleasure to this
- >Her juices coat your dick and you're filled with euphoria
- >Shit you're gonna cum soon
- >You gotta warn her, at least
- >She's still riding that orgasm, her tongue is lolling out of her mouth and her legs twitch just a little
- >You'll wait for her to finish
- >In the meantime you grasp her breasts to squeeze and knead them
- >Pinkie moans out the loudest she has yet and it sparks a worry in you
- >The fucking girls are still here
- >Holy fuck
- >You think you better wrap this up
- >"Pinkie, I'm gonna, where do you want it?"
- >She wordlessly moves her legs from around you and you slide out of her
- >She twists and scooches on the counter so she's on her belly, facing you
- "M-my mouth, Anon"
- >Fuck yeah
- >Her mouth opens and she sticks her tongue out, looking up at you
- >You stroke yourself before releasing onto her tongue and into her mouth
- >You run your fingers through her hair and groan
- >That felt reaaally good
- >You are Rainbow Dash
- >You're worried about Anon, he left to check on the pizza rolls like 15 minutes ago!
- >Maybe you should check on them?
- >Pinkie and Anon, you mean
- >The rest of the girls are playing Go Fish in the back
- >You weren't really into it
- >You just wanted to drink and get crazy, have fun
- >Go Fish isn't that fun, you thought so for most card games
- >Though strip poker is quite crazy
- >Getting bored you decide to head over to the girls
- >"Hey, girls, who's winning?"
- >Applejack looks over to you with a cocky smile
- "Well, I am, Dash. Fluttershy is right behind me, though"
- >The rest of the girls hum in confirmation
- "Got any Jacks?" Rarity spoke.
- "Nope!"
- >See? This is what you mean.
- >Fucking boooooring
- >Asking questions and putting cards in a pile isn't that fun
- >Why did Pinkie put all of the fun stuff in that damned locked cabinet?
- >Speaking of Pinkie, right, checking on her and stuff
- >And Anon, yeah
- >Sure
- >"Hey, I'm gonna go see what is taking Pinkie and Anon so long"
- "Oh my, they sure have been out for a long time, haven't they?"
- >Rarity giggles
- "I wonder what a man and woman can be up to, alone, for this amount of time?"
- >Fuck off, Rarity
- >Seriously?
- >Anon isn't like that
- >The girls laugh together
- >"It's not that funny"
- >They stop
- "Oh, Dash, I'm sorry, it was just too good of an opening"
- >Fuck you, and your apology
- >You walk towards the basement steps and make your way up
- >You don't smell any pizza rolls
- >Weird, isn't that what she was making?
- >Somethings fishy here
- >You round the corner into the kitchen and see Anon and Pinkie sitting on the counter drinking beer
- >The fuck?
- >They started drinking already?!
- >"So, what's going in here, huh?"
- >You're a little jealous
- >You are Anon
- >After the....
- >Event
- >You and Pinkie just chilled on the counter, drinking beer and talking
- >You completely forgot about how you're supposed to be taking pizza rolls down
- >They're probably cold, anyways
- >Gonna have to reheat them later
- >"So yeah, that's basically how I met Dash"
- "You became such good friends even after an argument like that?"
- >Yeah it was strange
- >You basically got your ass handed to you by her soccer team in a game at school
- >The bitch had her soccer friends with her and you had to draft pick from a bunch of random guys you've never met
- >Hey at least they were fit
- >Somewhat, anyways
- >So you lost like 18:0 and you cussed her out
- >Some shit about her being a cocky showoff piece of shit
- >You don't really regret saying it
- >It was true
- >Then you argued with her and her whole team, because yours left you behind
- >Fuck those guys
- >After that you and Dash became partners in weights, so you couldn't avoid seeing her
- >Soon you just started talking more and she actually even helped you get better at soccer
- >You don't even really like soccer, you just had fun with her
- >You even attended her games and cheered her on, taking her out after, too
- >You'd cheer her up after a loss by just pep talking her and getting her after game snacks
- >You'd like to do these things again
- >But it ain't soccer season right now
- >Plus, it's complicated between you two
- >You hear someone walking down the hallway towards the kitchen
- >You double check that nothing scandalous is hanging out and all of the clothes are ON
- >The only slightest hint at what happened was Pinkie's crazy ass disheveled hair
- >Oh! It's Dash!
- >Aaaand
- >She doesn't look too happy, at all
- "So, what's going on in here, huh?"
- >Operation act like nothing crazy went on
- >"Oh? Me and Pinkie just opened up some beers and started chatting, no biggie"
- >She doesn't seem too happy about the answer
- "Yeah! Me and Anon were actually JUST talking about you! Dash!"
- >You're blowing it, Pinkie
- >God dammit, Pinkie
- >Reminiscing about your past with Dash isn't something you want to do right now
- >The feels man
- "Talking about me? Like what?"
- >She's so pissy lately, like even more than when she loses a soccer game
- >You look to Pinkie and she shrugs
- >"Well, like when we first met and stuff"
- >Her face softens, she opens her mouth to say something but nothing comes out
- "Yeah! I can't believe that you guys got so mad over a game!"
- >Yeah, Pinkie
- "And even after that you hung out all the time and became besties!"
- >Okay, Pinkie
- "I think you guys would be such an adorable cou-"
- >Dash's glares at her, her fists balled and a fire in her eyes
- "OKAY, PINKIE, ENOUGH"
- >Jesus, she's angry
- >Pinkie stops talking and frowns for a moment, then smiles
- "Oh yeah! We gotta reheat these pizza rolls!"
- >What a change in vibes
- >Dash is pissed
- >Pinkie is...
- >Well you don't really know, she's happy a lot but that could just mask some inner demons that shroud her daily life with fits of rage, sorrow, and regret
- >Oh god, what the fuck was that?
- >You need help
- >Pinkie shuffles around the kitchen doing random shit you don't care about
- >You're too worried about Dash
- >You wonder if she's gonna be okay
- >You need to talk to her
- >You slide off the counter and walk towards her
- >She notices you approaching and tenses up
- >"Hey, Dash... Are you..."
- >Just ask her
- >"..."
- >The fuck? Speak words!
- >"Are you..."
- >She's waiting expectantly
- "Dashie! Come here a moment pleeease!"
- >Dammit Pinkie
- >Dash looks to her then back to you, before slowly walking away
- >Not without looking back
- >Looks like she has something to say as well
- >Why is this so hard?
- >Dash walks over to grab two plates of pizza rolls, one in each hand
- >Pinkie smiles and squees before grabbing plates, napkins, and turning off the oven
- >What were you gonna do?
- >Dash walks passed you and catch her wonderful fragrance
- >What is that? You've never noticed Dash wears perfume
- >You'll ask her about it later
- >You'll TRY to ask her about it later
- "Anon! You can grab the beers! There on the 'fridgerator shelf!" Pinkie calls out, moving towards you
- >Oh nice
- >More beer!
- >"Alright Pinkie, I'm on it"
- >You brush passed her and open up the fridge
- >It's fucking loaded
- >Every time you look into your fridge it's just a pile of disappointment
- >But this...
- >It's like the holy land of foods
- >You spot the beers and grab both the boxes, time for the party to actually start
- >Then something crosses your mind, something pretty important
- >"Hey...Pinkie?"
- "Yeah, Anon?"
- >How do you phrase this..?
- >"I'm, not exactly looking for an actual relationship and-"
- >Pinkie rushes to you and kisses you
- >It is filled with passion, you can feel the her emotions poured into you
- >Your tongues wrestle briefly before she moves away
- "I know Anon, I'm not looking for one either..."
- >Okay, good?
- "Buuuut..."
- >She pecks you on the lips, now your blushing
- "It would be nice if we could stay extra special friends, if you now what I mean..."
- >Friends With Benefits?
- >Oh sure, sure
- >"Y-yeah, Pinkie, that sounds amazing"
- >Your so flustered right now, it's kind of embarrassing
- "Grrrrreat! I'm so glad I met you, Anon!"
- >"Likewise, Pinkie..."
- >She smiles, plants one more kiss on your lips then turns to walk away
- >What a great night so far
- >Well, it could definitely be much better
- >If Dash would come around
- >Or if you could come around...
- >Why is it so hard to talk to her?
- >That night wasn't that bad...
- >Whatever, no reason to think about that when you're about to get wasted with a bunch of chicks
- >Life's good
- >Veeeeeerrry good
- >You step downstairs, going carefully since the stairway is quite dark
- >The light from the basement guides you, you hear some chit chat from the girls
- >Can't wait to make it awkward when you get down there
- >You knew you would
- >The girls notice you walking towards them, they give small waves
- >Rarity decides to speak up
- "Oh, Anon, darling, you're finally back from your..."
- >She and a few others suppress laughter
- >"One on one time..."
- >Oh shit, son
- >Your eyes widen and you feel a bead of sweat crawl down your face
- >She knows?
- >She knows!
- >Don't panic...
- >FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
- >The girls laugh and Pinkie Pie looks at you quizzically
- >Does she not get it?
- >How can you let that fly over your head?
- >C'mon Pinkie
- >Dash looks fucking pissed off
- >She refrains herself from saying anything, for the better of the girls
- >You know how good she is at going off on someone
- >Most girls are
- >But Dash is next level
- >"I...uh, um"
- >This shit is embarrassing, and awkward
- >All of the girls know you fucked Pinkie!
- >Fucking how!?
- >Were you noisy?
- >Rarity takes a breath and notices your internal freak out
- "Oh, darling, I'm juuust teasing you! Now come and bring those beers!" She says, gesturing with her hand
- >"You...were?"
- >Shit don't blow it!
- >"Right! Of course, nice joke, Rarity!"
- >Smooth...
- >You walk over to the table and place both boxes on top
- >Some are quick to grab one but you just watch in amusement
- >It's like feeding birds
- >Then something crosses your mind, something about drinking, and games
- >Got it!
- >"Girls! Wait! Don't drink yet!"
- "Wha? I've been waiting all night for this!" Sunset whines
- >The girls nod with her in agreement
- "Yeah, what's the hold up Anon?" Applejack asks.
- >This'll be fun
- >"Don't worry, you'll definitely drink. I just wanted to kick it off... differently"
- >They look at you like you spoke an alien language
- >"A game, would you like to play a game?"
- >You get some hesitant nods and silent "sures"
- >Good 'nuff
- >This gun be gud
- >You grab a table from the corner of the basement and drag it over to the center
- >You line up the beers on the edge of the circular table
- >Almost a perfect circle
- >Maybe you can use the gaps for a twist
- >The girls don't ask you what you're doing while you work, they mingle to each other
- >That's good, you want to explain when it's finished
- >Hmm, you need a bottle
- >You run upstairs into the kitchen and find an empty green tea bottle in the recyclables bin
- >You just dug through Pinkie's trash, yeah, you need help
- >You make your way back into the basement and place the bottle in the center of the beer-can circle
- >It's...
- >so beautiful
- >Your game is finished being set up
- >Explaining it should be easy
- "Anon, you done yet?" Twilight asks, walking up to the table and grabbing a beer
- >You raise an eyebrow, and she puts it down
- >"Yes, I just need to explain the game, it's simple"
- >You walk to your position
- >"Everybody get around the table, but make sure your in between the beer cans!" They form up like they're told
- "Is this some new version of 'Spin the Bottle'?" Rarity speaks
- >You nod your head and smile
- >"It's my FAVORITE version, Rarity. Okay, listen up"
- >You clear your throat...
- >"Basically, when it's your turn, you spin the bottle and if it points to a can, you shotgun it."
- >That's when you slam your car key onto the table, that was loud..
- >Fluttershy even let's out a yelp
- >oops
- >"Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya'"
- >Yeah you kinda did...
- >And you're going to hell for it
- >"Use this to make the hole in the can, that's not too hard!"
- >The girls look pretty enthusiastic about this
- >Drinking games are fun, but you have one more thing
- >"However, if your bottle lands on someone, you can make them shotgun TWO cans!"
- >Maybe it should have been a negative for the spinner, but that's 0 fun
- >The girls oo and aa at the M. Night Shamalan level twist
- "Awesome! Let's get started!" Dash exclaims
- >That's the most excited you've seen her all night
- >It's nice
- >As the girls start to cheer and talk, you feel a tug on your shirt
- >Who could that be?
- >You look down at the small yellow girl known as Fluttershy
- >God she's cute
- >"Hey, Fluttershy, what's up?"
- >You try to make your voice as calm and soothing as possible
- "OH, well, um I was just wondering if you could answer a question I have. It's about that game"
- >Uh ok
- >"No problem! Shoot"
- "W-what's 'Shotgunning'"
- >HNNNNG
- >So innocent
- >So...
- >Corruptible
- >Oh boy
- >"What's shotgunning? Here"
- >You hand her a can and the car key, she grabs then nervously
- >"I will guide you through the steps, Fluttershy"
- "Oh, okay then"
- >"Raise the can above your head and tilt it towards you a little..."
- >She does so and look to you for another step
- >"Press the key up to the bottom closest to your mouth, but don't penetrate it yet!"
- >She does.
- >The girls are watching you, now
- >Their eyes are saying "DONT FUCK UP"
- >"Okay, Flutters, now once you push the key in, put your mouth over the hole you made then open the can from the top"
- >She gives you a look of uncertainty but you nod and smile at her
- >She stabs the can and the beer drops out, but she catches it just in time
- >Then she opens the can and the liquid rushes out
- >A little spils onto the floor but overall she does it surprisingly well
- >She's a natural
- >She's gonna be a fun drunk
- >The girls clap as she chugs the beer down like she's done it before
- >You can tell some of them are surprised
- >Hell, so are you
- >Fluttershy finishes and emits a loud belch
- "Oops, e-excuse me..."
- >Applejack walk up to her
- "Well I'll be, Shy, yer' a natural!"
- >Everyone agrees, Fluttershy smiles
- >"I think we can start the game then, yeah?"
- "Yeah let's get started!"
- >Everyone's in position
- >You decide to go first, it's your game, after all
- >You land on a can, you shotgun it quickly and point at Fluttershy, who's to your left
- >"Let's just go clockwise, girls, make it easy"
- "No issue with that" Twilight adds.
- >Fluttershy spins the bottle and you're up
- >Let's hope that isn't a routine, god forbid you get completely hammered
- >You shotgun the two cans in front of you
- >Applejack goes next
- >The bottle spins rapidly, everyone's eyes rotate in concentration
- >God FUCKING damn
- >It's on you again!
- >"This has to be some joke, right? Whatever, more for me I guess!"
- "Poor Anon, he's going to get so drunk he won't even remember being here!"
- >Very funny
- >It was, everyone was laughing at you now
- >"Well I guess it's better than being completely sober, eh?
- >You down your beers
- "Alright, Sunset, you're up" Rainbow says. Getting excited that it's almost her turn
- "Yeah, Rainbow, I got that"
- >She spins the bottle and she gets a beer
- >The game continues until there are about 3 cans left
- >Applejack has had about 6
- >Dash has had about 4
- >Rarity has had about 6 as well, though she is a lighter weight than Applejack, and it shows
- >Fluttershy has had around 8
- >Poor girl
- >She doesn't seem too drunk, however
- >Twilight is clearly drunk from only 3 beers
- >You've never seen anyone that lightweight before
- >Sunset is currently spinning, at 7 beers
- >Pinkie is at 5, though plus 2 counting the earlier in the kitchen
- >That was awesome
- >And you...
- >You're going hard at like 11 or 12
- >You can't really remember
- >Remember what?
- >Whatever
- >Everyone's chatting and having fun
- >"G-guys we are alm-most done with...these beers."
- "Yeah Anon, we see 'em" Applejack says, amused.
- "Girls! What should we do next?" Pinkie blurts , throwing her hands up
- >"I WAS... just about to ask that one, Pinkie"
- >Dude, don't shout
- "Maybe we can -hic-, watch a movie or even do charades!" Twilight says.
- >Everyone seems to light up at Charades
- >"I fucking LOVE charades! Twilight!"
- >You could kiss her for suggesting that
- >You shouldn't
- >Should you..?
- >Nah
- "I'm down for some charades! I am such a good actor!" Dash says, sticking her head up and placing her hands on her hips.
- >Dem hips
- >Woo! Charades!
- >You loved playing charades at parties
- >Watching people either:
- >Be really good at it, or
- >Suck a whole lot of dick
- >Pleased you...
- >Though you meant sucking dick figuratively
- >However, you wouldn't mind a blowjob right now
- >Who in this room could give the best one?
- >You silently scan the crowd of seven and smile
- >Dude
- >For some reason you feel Sunset or Dash could just blow you away
- >Pun intended
- >Sunset has had a bf before, right?
- >Experience gained
- >Dash has been on many sports teams and knows all of the football players!
- >Experience gained..!
- >Is it common for football players to get their dicks sucked by soccer captains..?
- >You didn't really know
- >You could just ASK dash!
- >What? No that's stupid
- >But...curiosity
- >You wonder if she'd be willing to suck you off, just for a moment
- >Say it's part of the game
- >Charades, yeah!
- >Jesus, Anon!
- >What are you thinking!
- >You'd rather have Rarity do it, duh
- "Anon! Anon!"
- >You hear someone shouting at you, you look up instinctively
- >It's Dash!
- >Did she read your thoughts? Is it time?!
- "I've been calling you for like, ever! Lets go play!"
- >Play? Ohohoh Dash, not beating around the bush, eh?
- >Wait, she means charades
- >You're too drunk for this shit
- >Meh, whatever, that kind of makes it more fun
- >"Oh? Yeah Dash I'm coming, darling"
- >She gives you a weird look before walking back to the group of girls
- >Did you call her darling?
- >You think about Rarity too much
- >It's unhealthy
- >She's hot, tho
- >Fluttershy walks up in front of you and the girls, looks kinda nervous
- >She places her hands into her armpits and waves her elbows
- >Like a chicken
- >"Chicken" You say nonchalantly
- "Uhm, yes" Fluttershy squeaks
- >That was too easy, Fluttershy suuuuuucks at this
- >You gotta give a challenge! Like do a movie from the 1800s or some shit
- >Nobody will get that one
- "I'll go next, I've got a good one!"
- >Rainbow Dash scurries up onto the 'stage' and readies herself
- >She gives you guys the motions to work it out amongst yourselves
- "A movie!"
- >Yuppers
- "Two words!"
- >"Uhhhhm"
- "Oh oh oh! A burger!"
- >"A gun?"
- "Screaming!"
- "Table flipping!"
- >Hmm, what movie has table flipping, burgers, and guns?
- >Not ringing any bells for you
- "Oh! Lemon juicer!"
- "Orange juicer!?"
- >What the actual fuck is going on?
- >She's pretending to remove the pulp from the jar of squeezed lemon or orange juice
- >Uuuh
- "Pulp!"
- "No pulp!"
- >She looks really excited, like you're getting closer to the solution
- >Pulp.....
- >Fiction...?
- >"PULP FICTION!!!" You shout, flailing your arms like a madman
- "Yes! Anon got it!"
- >Dash high fives you and she takes her seat
- "Ohhhh! I remember that movie!" Pinkie says.
- >That movie is greaaat, you remember watching it with Dash yesterday night
- >Oh yeesh, yesterday night, that was only yesterday?
- >"Me and Dash just watched it not too long ago, actually. Nice choice, hun'"
- >The fuck?
- >Hun..?
- >Dash nods at you anyways
- "Thanks! I knew you'd get it, Anon. Plus who hasn't seen that movie!?"
- >Hopefully nobody answered
- >But basically everyone, except for you, Pinkie, and Dash, answered with a:
- >'I haven't'
- >'Not me'
- >or 'Me'
- >Motherfuckers
- >"ALRIGHT! We are going to watch pulp fuckin' fiction, tonight! You'll love it I promise!"
- "Sure! Maybe later though I have other games we can play!" Pinkie says, nodding her head
- >It's not even 9:00 yet, goddamn what a long night
- >Pinkie's House: Basement
- >Time: 9:13 PM
- >Situation: Critical
- >You: Are Anon
- >Right now you and the girls are in a circle, with your bowl of nachos and salsa in the middle
- >They want to play Marry, Fuck, Kill
- >This can only go just very bad, right?
- >Luckily you kind of liked this sort of stuff, scandalous shit
- >Plus you get to know who'd fuck you and stuff
- >And who'd kill you, it's good to know that stuff, as well
- >It's been cleared up that you can chose people outside of this room, cool
- >"Alright, Applejack"
- >She perks up and looks to you, she's sitting cris-crossed with a nacho in her hand
- >You pause to munch on one, thinking
- >"Flash, Rarity, Vice Principal Luna: Marry, Fuck, Kill"
- >This is good
- "Yeesh, that one's good Anon" Sunset commends you
- >You try
- "Ah'm not sure, sugarcube, lemme think..." Applejack says, grabbing another chip and dipping it in the bowl of salsa
- >She hums to herself briefly before grabbing another chip
- "C'mon Applejack, it isn't THAT hard" Dash says
- >Applejack shoots her a death glare before swallowing the chip
- "Alrigh' alrigh', Marry Rarity, Kill Luna, Fuck Flash"
- >Guh, seriously?
- >Flash is a little prick, at least to you, you would have killed him, obviously
- >No way you were marrying him, or worse, fucking him!
- >Or is it vice versa?
- >Scuffing someones timberlands doesn't mean booby trap their locker, asshole
- >"Gee Applejack, not sure how you'd enjoy fucking Flash, of all dudes" You say, popping a chip into your mouth
- "Well I didn't really have any better options, sugarcube" She admits, raising her brow at you
- >She's good at that
- >"You would fuck Flash over VP Luna or Rarity? If I was you I'd have killed the guy, married Luna, and fucked Rarity"
- >That actually is pretty unfair to say
- "Well, no duh, Anon, you're a GUY!" Twilight points out
- >You were just thinking that
- >"Yeah yea, I was just saying" You chuckle
- >You think about a marriage between Rarity and Applejack, funny
- >For some reason Rarity looks at you funny, though you don't want to mention it
- >Is it something you said? Or did?
- >Oh, right...
- >You kinda just said you'd fuck her, is she creeped out?
- >No way, that's part of the game
- >You think the girls have been spared that it's just 'fuck'
- >Because god damn you would DESTROY that woman
- >And no way you're saying that out loud
- >Back on track,
- >"Applejack it's you're turn, 'sugarcube'" You mock her
- >She smirks at you and rolls her eyes
- "Okay, Anon"
- >Ah shit son, you set yourself up for this
- "Me, Pinkie, Twilight"
- >FUCK
- >You had too have seen this coming
- "Marry, Fuck, Kill"
- >The the selected girls gasped and looked to you, in fact, all eyes were on you
- >You looked to Pinkie, smiling a little bit, you already fucked her, sooooo
- >You try to give her a "can i just kill you" look, but you don't think she was getting it, her face was just contorting into confusion, happiness, and suffering
- >What?
- >"Uuuh, Kill Pinkie"
- >She doesn't seem too fazed by it, thank god, though you didn't think she'd be hurt, anyway
- >She got the dickn' tonight
- >"Marry Twilight and fuck you, Applejack"
- >Twilight seems pretty surprised by your answer, her eyes widened and she has a blush on her face
- >She mouths some words you can't really make out, you're bad at reading lips
- "Well golly, Anon, ah'm flattered" Applejack tips her hat to you and you nod to her
- >"Sure thing Applejack, you've definitely got the body for it, sugarcube" You smile at her blush and you reach to grab a chip
- >GONE?! JESUS
- >These girls were fucking savages
- "You'd marry Twilight? I would have married Applejack, Anon" Dash says, pointing at the farm girl
- >Jeez, Dash, don't be so harsh
- >"Absolutely I'd marry Twilight, smart people are hot, dude. Plus like, out kids could be smart, too" You say, looking to Twilight
- >By this time she's completely beet red and staring at you, you wink at her
- >She looks away quickly and stares at the floor
- >That's cute, indeed
- "And why'd you kill me, Nons? I thought..."
- >Pinkie grabs your arm and gives you puppy dog eyes
- "You loved me..?"
- >PINKIE
- >YOU'RE PLAYING THIS TOO LOOSE GIRL, DON'T BLOW OUR COVER!
- >"Uh, you know I love you Pinks, but, y'know...overpopulation..?" You shrug, smiling weakly at her
- >You get some giggles from the girls
- "Overpopulation? Didn't you bring up having kids with Twilight?" Sunset says, holding in her laughter.
- >"Riiiight, I guess I'll have to kill a person for each kid we have!" You shout
- >You shuffle over to Twilight, who's still flustered, you put your arm around her and kiss her cheek
- >"Isn't that right honey?"
- >Her reaction is fucking great
- >She opens her mouth to say words but her face just deepens in it's crimson color and she just nods unsurely instead
- "Man, Twilight, you sure are embarrassed by this, aren't you? Kinda cute" Sunset adds
- >Twilight squeaks and buries her face into your shoulder to hide herself from her friends
- "Aaaw, they're gettin' along perfect already, so sweet" Applejack teases, poking Twilight's side
- >"Yeah, our kids are going to be so beautiful, juuust like their mother"
- >You chuckle when Twilight pinches you
- "We should spare poor Twilight any more embarrassment, let's keep the game going!" Rarity says, smiling widely while rocking back and forth
- >You nod in agreement, squeezing Twilight affectionately
- >She moves her head to look up at you, the both of you share a deep, romantic stare
- >She really is a qt, especially with those glasses
- >Twilight wraps her arms around you and sighs quietly
- >Nice
- "I got one! Fluttershy suddenly bursts
- >"Alright, Fluttershy, shoot"
- "Okay, listen up, this is a haaard one" She giggles at the word "hard" like a 7th grader
- "So is this for everyone?" Dash speaks up
- >Fluttershy nods rapidly
- "Okay. Janitor Discord, Snips, and Snails: Marry, Fuck, Kill"
- >Oh jeeeeezuz christ almighty
- >Everyone visibly winces at the less than amazing selection
- >Nobody has the balls to speak up
- >Janitor Discord, Snips, or Snails?
- >Fluttershy must have been thinking hard on this one, you almost completely forgot there was even a janitor
- >Your school is always clean anyways and you pretty much never see him around
- >Though one time you saw him go inside a janitor's closet and come out of another, and then into a classroom and out of the bathroom
- >He's a fucking sketchy dude, this Janitor guy
- >Snips and Snails were actually pretty chill guys, you got along with them pretty well in your ceramics class
- >While they aren't the smartest of people, they can hold a conversation pretty well and you actually have a lot in common
- >You should kick it with them one day
- >Maybe you could invite them to a slumber party..?
- >Nah
- "For the record, I'd marry Janitor Discord" Fluttershy says, giggling
- >Ok? Really?
- >"Fluttershy you know he's like, an old ass man, right?"
- >She nods and looks away
- "He's kinda cute, though...dontcha think?"
- >Nooooot really, dude's creepy AS FUCK
- "He's actually sorta creepy, Flutters" Dash says, crossing her arms and huffing
- >Yes, Dash, read my thoughts
- "I saw him spying on the girls in the locker room once! Then he played it off like he was just mopping the floors!"
- >Dash got snooped on by an old man? You gotta tease her about this later
- >"Yeesh, that's a pretty bad reputation to have"
- "Tell me about it" Dash replies
- "And then I'd kill Snails and fuck Snips" Buttergirl says, smiling in victory
- >You're not to eager to go next
- >"Okay, girls, what's it gonna be for you?" You urge them on so maybe they'd kinda skip you
- >But Rarity gives you this look that you don't like
- >Okay bitch don't you dare vol-
- "Oh, Anon! I'd love to hear YOUR choices, darling! Right girls?"
- >The girls hum and nod in agreement, Pinkie gives you an apologetic look
- >You think Twilight looks up at you but you're busy eyeing Rarity
- >You motherfucker...
- >"Alright alright, I'm not getting myself out of this one"
- >You pause for a moment to think about your options
- >Bathroom!
- >Will that even work? A bathroom break? Hell, won't hurt to try
- >"Hey! I really gotta go to the bathroom! Soooo, someone else fill in for me!"
- >You quickly get to your feet, Twilight is pushed off of you from your movements
- "Hey! You can't just leave when it's your turn!" Dash shouts
- >Dammit Dash shut up please
- >"Bathroom breaks are emergencies, Dash. You don't want me to piss myself do you!?"
- >You speed walk to the steps of the basement and shuffle up the steps
- "Ugh, he probably doesn't even really have to go!" Dash groaned
- "Oh, well what did you expect? This decision is probably the hardest for him compared to all of us, yeah?" Sunset adds
- "Well, I guess so, but we gotta make him spill once he comes back!"
- >Sunset nods to Dash and looks around the room
- "Dash, you're next!" She calls
- >Dash gives a crazed look then points to Sunset
- "What?! You can't just substitute me in! How about YOU go!"
- "Fine! Marry Snails, Fuck Snips, Kill the Janitor!" Sunset retorted
- >Dash retracted her pointing finger and looked down at her feet
- "Can we just CHANGE this fucking selection? God Fluttershy you're too good at this"
- >Applejack nods
- "Ah'm not really feelin' too great about this one neither"
- >The girls nod, except Fluttershy, she's a little insulted!
- >How dare they just skip her challenge!
- >Twilight sees this chance to say one she's been thinking of for a while, or
- >She can have other plans
- "Hey girls, I'm gonna go grab some food from the kitchen"
- >Twilight stands and heads for the stairs
- "Hey Twilight! Grab enough for all of us!" Dash calls out
- >Twilight nods and rolls her eyes
- "Well, of course, Rainbow"
- >Twilight makes it out and walks through the hallways
- >Pinkie's house is way bigger than she ever expected, not absolutely huge, but pretty big
- >Any stranger could easily get lost and even miss a few rooms due to the size
- >There has to be some cool secret rooms around here!
- >Twilight stops check her surroundings
- "Now where is that bathroom?"
- >You have truly dodged a bullet
- >No fucking way you were participating in that round!
- >Plus, a little time to yourself never hurt anyone, at least you sure hoped so
- >You open the door to Pinkie's pretty cool bathroom and check yourself out in the mirror
- >You're hair has some strays and you fix them easily
- >Not actually having to go to the bathroom, you look around the room to find something to pass the time
- >It's rude to go through people's stuff, but whatever
- >You rummage through the cabinet beneath the sink and the medicine cabinet above it
- >You actually find some magazines in the lower cabinet, something to pass the time on the toilet you guess
- "Grape Soda Monthly? Big Truck Little Truck? Gun-Ho? TIMES?"
- >Why is there only one normal looking magazine in here?
- >You grab "TIMES" and sit down on the toilet seat, leaning back to rest on the tank
- >Flipping through the pages you see exactly why you don't really read magazines, a bunch of bullshit and fake "news"
- >But there is one discussing the destruction of the local park to make a quarry
- >Uh yeah that's not happening under your watch
- >You and Dash played soccer games there all the time! No way some corporate scumbags are going to destroy your memories
- >Though there are other parks in the city, just farther away, you'd rather not lose this one
- >Flipping through some more, you grow bored of it and quickly skim through the rest of the magazine and toss it back into the cabinet
- "Well, this was nice. Better get back to the girls" You say to yourself
- >You stand up and grab the door knob, swinging the door open, you see Twilight right in front of it
- >You stare at each other for a moment, before you kick yourself into working gear
- "Oh.. Hey Twilight, what's up?"
- >She lags for a second
- >"Nothing! Nothing, I'm just headed to use the lady's room!" She laughs nervously and brushes hair from her face
- >She's so cute
- >Twilight looked pretty nervous, standing in front of you, what's up with her?
- >Were you a bit to strong earlier? Shit son you thought it was a little funny
- "Hey, so you need to use this?" You say, stepping out from the doorway to the bathroom
- >"Thanks" She laughs nervously and steps passed you, her shoulder brushed up against yours and you hear her sigh a little
- >She's acting a little weird
- "Hey, Twilight, I didn't completely mess you up down there did I? I didn't mean for you to-" You stop when she grabs your hands firmly
- >She takes a deep breath and looks into your eyes, almost, passionately
- >"Anon, can I talk to you?" She says
- >You thought you were already doing that, but alrighty
- "Of course Twilight, what's it exactly you want to talk about?"
- >She smiles
- >Twilight says nothing but slowly leads you into the bathroom with her
- >Oh goodness.jpg
- "Twilight, what's going on? Are you alright?"
- >She doesn't reply but instead shuts the bathroom door and presses you against it
- >She pushes herself onto you softly, you can feel her heartbeat faintly, it's very rapid
- >Hell, yours is too
- >When she looks up at you, you can make out from behind those big, sexy glasses of hers some tears beginning to form
- >The fuck is happening?
- "Twilight, I need you to tell me what this is about"
- >She takes a deep breath and moves her hands up and down your torso
- >"Anon, did you? Did you really mean all of that?" She finally mutters
- >Hm?
- "All of what, Twi?"
- >You figured a cute nickname was in order right now, she blushed a little bit and smiled
- >"When you said that um, smart people are hot and stuff, and that you'd...marry me?"
- >Is this a proposal?!
- >You give a look of uncertainty and she looks a little afraid at first, before realization dawned on her
- >"I don't mean marry me! I am talking about the game, y'know? Yeah"
- >Nice save, girl
- >You smile lovingly and pull her into a hug, rubbing her back slowly with your left hand
- >She's surprised about the gesture but returns it
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