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Trump v. Hillary

Nov 1st, 2016
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  1.  
  2. >GOAT
  3. >Rich as fuck
  4. >Famous
  5. >6'2
  6. >Big dick
  7. >Two 5 star debates
  8. >Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
  9. >Wouldn't take any more of CNN's shit
  10. >Exposed Hillary
  11. >Exposed CNN
  12. >Exposed Soros
  13. >Exposed Obama
  14. >Exposed Bill
  15. >Exposed Reddit
  16. >Exposed NY Times
  17. >Best Business Man of all time
  18. >Was the absolute greatest on the mic
  19. >Brought wrestling back to the mainstream & made it cool again
  20. >Outsold Hillary in Event Ticket Sales
  21. >Was able to elevate himself from a Business man To Republican President
  22. >Was universally over with everyone
  23. >Was the best part of the debates
  24. >Amazing Speaker
  25. >Chosen By Kek
  26. >Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
  27. >Cool as fuck
  28. >Hot as fuck
  29. >Rad as fuck
  30. >Based as fuck
  31. >Had the best debates
  32. >Is the reason people finally started to say no to RNC's bullshit
  33. >Is considered one of the greatest of all time by many respected names
  34. >Is best friends with Carson
  35. >Completely D E S T R O Y E D Cruz on the mic
  36. >Not a single bad promo in his entire career
  37. >Buried The DNC
  38. >Was brave enough to run for President
  39. >Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
  40.  
  41. >Liar
  42. >Hypocrite
  43. >Whiner
  44. >Coward
  45. >Has Brain Damage
  46. >woManlet
  47. >Doesn't lift
  48. >Cant Handle an Email
  49. >Entitled brat
  50. >Reads New York Times
  51. >Liberal cuck
  52. >Pathetic quitter
  53. >Most boring person in any room at any time
  54. >Hissy fit enthusiast
  55. >Meat-fearer
  56. >Booze-dodger
  57. >Pudding belly
  58. >Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of Donald
  59. >All her speeches are sloppy and riddled with botches
  60. >Ultra-sensitive
  61. >Tumblr feminist
  62. >Sk8er girl
  63. >Doesn't like to party
  64. >Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
  65. >30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
  66. >Never drew a penny
  67. >Hasn't taken a shower
  68. >Hasn't hit the weights
  69. >Hasn't got a clue
  70. >My Chemical Romance fan
  71. >Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
  72. >Adored by beta morons
  73. >Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
  74. >Cried about Donald
  75. >Cried about Emails
  76. >Cried about Fox News
  77. >Cried about Obama
  78. >Cried about Bill
  79. >Cried about Republicans
  80. >Cried about MSM
  81. >Cried about the doctors
  82. >Cried about not being Nominee in 08
  83. >Is the only person who sees talent in her Girlfriend Huma Abedin
  84. >Performs worst press conferences in history
  85. >Worst Secretary of State
  86. >Most laughable Candidate
  87. >Democrat
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