super ktkm and ooi adventures 5

Hmm, this is good. Yes.  I'm enjoying this a lot.

It's nearing the end of the day, shadows long on the the yard of the dorm building where we lived at.  I really liked this gift Ooi got me.  She's reading a book and drinking a 'smoothy' or something.  Ooichi even picked up a few different games for me, sh- … eh?  I notice a few bodies in-front of me, far too close.  I look up and see the misfit brigade has appeared.

	“Hey! What's that?”  The especially stupid one.
	“It's pretty cool looking.” The shy one.

I guess I can indulge them just to get them away.

	“It's a handheld game player.”
	“What kinda games are on it?” The one that pretends to be an adult.
	“Oh, silly little childish games you wouldn't be interested in.” I sneer back at her.
	“D-don't be rude!”

I notice two more destroyers coming up to join the annoyance assembly.  Their hair colors starkly contrasting, but with similar personalities.  They press to the front of the pack. It's not that surprising to see the two of them have started to hang around each other:Isokaze and Murakumo.

	“Oh... What do you have there?” The more refined one
	“Psh, it's totally a gameboy.”  The shorter, angrier one.

Are these events going to keep playing out over and over?  No matter, I can probably send these two off easily. I clear my throat and deepen my voice before speaking.

	“Well, if you must know, It's a vita Ooichi purchased for me.”

Murakumo gives off a little 'snrk' and gets an elbow from Izokaze. Murakumo speaks up next.

	“So what games do you play on it?”

I can do her pretty well, just put on some falsetto and add some whine to my voice.

	“I-I'm not telling it just for your sake! But it's Kagero.”

	“Y-you!”

	“And your next line will be: I didn't really care about it anyway, idiot!”

Murakumo's face instantly crimsons, syllables coming out of her mouth but no words, while Isokaze breaks into laughter. Murakumo continues her tomato impression until Izokaze gives her a slap on the back, making Murakumo pout up and turn away.

	“That was pretty good, Kitakami-san.  You have an interesting sense of humor  We'll let you have your fun.”

The black haired one tugs the silver one away.

	“I-I guess sometimes I can be like that.” Murakumo mumbles as she is led away.

At least some of them can take a hint, but the tiny annoyances crowd back around me peering over my shoulder to get a look at the screen.

	“What are you all doing? Give Kitakami some space!” Ooichi to the rescue.
	“We just wanted to see what was going on.”
	“No! You're clearly bothering her, now leave.”
	“But..”

Ooi makes an frustrated *hmph* and walks behind around behind me and scoops me up into a carry with one hand under my knees and the other around my back.

	“Fine then, I'm taking my Kitakami-sama and leaving.”

Before she can take me anywhere a loud shout from the center of the dorm yard, on the plastic grated basketball court attracts everyone's attention.

	“Hey Everyone! Take a look at who I found snooping around our building!”

It looks like Maya's holding up some … oddly dressed male. Hyuuga's with her, a smug look on her face.

	“Oh, that's totally the person I was telling you about earlier, Kitakami.”

Maya drops the dude, while Hyuuga also dumps what I guess are his belongings.   Maya opens up the line of investigation.

	“Don't you know this place is off limits to civvies? You've got some nerve to just casually walk in here, and what the hell is up with that shirt?”
	“Listen lady, I'm in the navy, and this is where I was assigned to stay, and don't be hating on tie-dye, dig?”

Hyuuga butts in at this point, nudging Maya.

	“Hear that? I don't remember seeing any shipBOYS before.”
	“Yeah, and I don't remember battleships having a flight deck bolted to the back either, what is this? Some sci-fi shit?”

Hyuuga's expression darkens, and slams her fists together.

	“You're gonna be modern art when I'm done with you.”

Maya looks a little nervous, before speaking up.

	“They're not useless Hyuuga! They can launch and recover scout planes fine.”
	“Scoutings a job for subs, why don't you us- Oh yeah, all of yours have fat asses that can be spotted from across the horizon.”

Someone started crying after that remark. Probably Goya.  Hyuuga advances on the newcomer. He raises up a hand in front of him.

	“Hey hold on a sec”

He runs over to where Maya dropped his stuff and suddenly music starts playing.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA ]I climb out of Ooi's hold. This is getting absurd.  Hyuuga wastes no time going on the offensive, but that guy is pretty slippery himself.  After she misses a punch, he hits Hyuuga straight on with a shoulder tackle knocking her off the basketball court, and into Tenryuu. Physics follows course by plopping Tenryuu's face into her bowl of noodles.  Her yell puts a smile on my face.

	“WHAT THE FUCK HYUUGA?”
	“Yeah, sorry kid. Look I'm a little busy.”
	“That's it?! Getting this delivered on base wasn't easy!”

Completely ignoring Tenryuu, Hyuuga goes back to trying to get a solid hit on that American.  Maya is content to make sure he doesn't escape the impromptu 'ring'. Tenryuu grabs her sheathed sword nearby and is about to stomp into the field of battle until she's blocked by another destroyer with her arms fully extended outwards.

	“Get the hell out of my way, Fubuki, you're 100 years too young to stop me!”
	“I won't let you backstab Hyuuga sempai!”
	“Your loss.”

Tenryuu wastes no time backhanding Fubuki to the ground, set on delivering her ruined-lunch-vengeance onto Hyuuga. To her credit, as soon as Fubuki hits the ground she bolts up and grabs the nearest object to assault Tenryuu with.  I'll never forget this moment, as Fubuki bends a folding chair into an unrecognizable shape over Tenryuu's head.

	“Kitakami, this is getting sort of dangerous.” Ooi says as she grips my arm.
	“It's fine. Everything is alright. It will all sort itself out.”

My attention is drawn to the second floor walkway, where Shiranui is standing outside her room, with Tatsuta not too far away. Shiranui looks as if she just got done working out, wearing only a tanktop and spats, heartily laughing at the scene playing out.  Tatsuta calls out to the combatants.

	“Ahh Fubuki-chan!! Please go easy on my sister~”
	“Huuuhuuuhhnngh? Wwudda boot me?” Tenryuu's near incomprehensible reply comes back.

Looking back towards the main event, it seems the american isn't doing too well, parts of his face already swelling up, however Hyuuga wasn't unscathed either.   I can hear shouts behind me, and I turn around to see who is probably admiral Goto, being flanked... well,  more like being dragged towards us  by two of the Kongo sisters.  He looks completely out of breath when he arrives at the basketball court.  He pulls out what looks like a small horn, but the sound that comes out is anything but.  After about 5 seconds of honking, he releases the trigger.

	“GET NO SCo-mmhhrmm”  Kongou attempts to say something before being muffled by Kirishima.

All the fighters have frozen at this point, the bloodied Tenryuu dropping Fubuki out of her chokehold, the american and Hyuuga both stopped mid punch with looks of horror on their face as they see the admiral.  Everyone attempts to speak at once, prompting another blow of the the horn.

	“YOU, YOU, YOU, and YOU!” Admiral Goto says, pointing at each of the fighters. “You're going to all form up right now.”

They move quickly and stand at attention before Goto, although Tenryuu's looks as if she's going to topple any moment.  Maya runs over to the admiral and opens up her mouth.

	“This is all a-”
	*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Admiral Goto points the horn directly into Maya's face before letting loose the furious honk. Admiral Goto points back at Tenryuu.

	“You first, what happened?”
	“Fffshheee they came from behind the steel of-*BRRR*”

I  think I can see veins popping out on the Admiral's forehead, as Kongo tries to reassure him. Tenryuu loses her footing and falls backwards onto the ground, immobile.

	“Forget it. Just... Just all of you go to your damn rooms and don't bother coming out until tomorrow.”

Heh, being sent to their rooms like children. What an absolute mess.  Admiral Goto must be thinking the same thing as he buries his face into his palms.  Even Kirishima is gently patting him, saying something I can't hear.

As the offenders head off to their rooms, Tatsuta comes down to drag her unconscious sister off, winking at the admiral.  Once they're all gone, Admiral Goto turns around to address the rest of us.

	“What I originally came here to do, was announce that to celebrate the American ships arrival that they were going to host a movie night for us right here.  As much as I would want to cancel it right now, it's going ahead anyway, starting at exactly 2100.  Do not call me, do not cause any more trouble, and do not destroy any more property. Dismissed.”

I almost felt bad for him, but these are the people I have to deal with every day.