Stuff that happened after Rex Pyriten Adversus

[15:11] <gauss> HYPE
[15:11] <Mathmatt878> ALEXANDER FRIGGIN PYRITE!
[15:11] <acousticDeadeye> YASSSSS
[15:11] <gauss> TEH URN
[15:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> wew lads
[15:11] <andromedasCaptor> YASSSS
[15:11] <StalkingBoss[SB]> YAY
[15:12] <yzabtech[DM]> You see a cloaked figure in the background, from the corner of your eye.
[15:12] <yzabtech[DM]> As soon as you turn to look, he disappears.
[15:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex is too busy shrinking and going unconcious again
[15:12] <StalkingBoss[SB]> ALEXANDER MOTHER-FRIGGIN PYRITE
[15:12] <gauss> FUCK YEAH
[15:12] <andromedasCaptor> YEEEAAAHHHH
[15:12] <Mathmatt878> WHOOOOO
[15:12] <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[15:12] <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[15:12] <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[15:12] <gauss> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VICTORY RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
[15:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> now we riot
[15:13] <gauss> WE DID IT REDDIT
[15:13] <yzabtech[DM]> When you look at his fallen corpse, you don't see his scepter.
[15:13] <Mathmatt878> ALEX DID IT REDDIT
[15:15] <Strategist14> Well played.
[15:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> i should probably roll not dead rolls
[15:16] <Strategist14> Might be a good idea
[15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> cool
[15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> cool cool cool
[15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
[15:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [7+6] : {13}
[15:16] <Strategist14> 1/3
[15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
[15:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [4+6] : {10}
[15:16] <Strategist14> 2/3
[15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
[15:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
[15:16] <Strategist14> And you're standing
[15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> 4/3 ez
[15:16] <Mathmatt878> HECK YEAH
[15:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> cool
[15:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> now i gotta do stuff today
[15:17] == Lyra_Bel [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
[15:17] <Lyra_Bel> "So hey"
[15:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> psyche
[15:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> ALex doesnt respond.
[15:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> He's kind of all beaten up
[15:19]  * Lyra_Bel grins
[15:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Worth it?"
[15:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont know"
[15:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "that was pretty rough"
[15:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'won though"
[15:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah"
[15:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "my real body is out cold on the battlefield."
[15:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "and i've got some serious wounds to my stomach"
[15:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dont even know how im alive"
[15:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably because you're sort of flipping crazy"
[15:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah"
[15:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I kept on just reviving"
[15:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dontknow how"
[15:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "but he did too so i had to"
[15:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Maaagiiic~"
[15:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "or else i would have died"
[15:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Good.  No dying allowed"
[15:23] <Lyra_Bel> "... C'mon.  S'go pick up your real body?"
[15:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah sure"
[15:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Sweet"
[15:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Also, um, we've sorta got an audience"
[15:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex trudges kind of slowly toward lyra for wings
[15:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
[15:24] <gauss> Hello there.
[15:24] <Lyra_Bel> "S'like a dozen people watching"
[15:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah like that guy"
[15:24] <Mathmatt878> Hi Alex
[15:24] <gauss> So your name is Lyra Bel?
[15:25] <Lyra_Bel> And so the fourth wall was finally irrevocably shattered for good
[15:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Look.  Getting off track"
[15:25] <StalkingBoss[SB]> There was one?
[15:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what is going on"
[15:25] <Lyra_Bel> "My power's being stupid"
[15:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "who is talking"
[15:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex rubs his temples, ands tumbles
[15:25] <fuqocelot> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[15:26] <gauss> Alex, I suggest you go rest.
[15:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright, no falling"
[15:26]  * Lyra_Bel catches him, which would probably be impossible if she had to roll something to see if she could do it
[15:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "who is talking to me"
[15:26] <andromedasCaptor> ((Dammit, why did I assume fuqocelot was Door when it was clearly Geri?))
[15:27] <Lyra_Bel> "The voices in my head.  Or an exile, I guess, but whatever"
[15:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Point is, y'gotta sleep"
[15:27] <gauss> Alex.
[15:27] <gauss> You're going to be okay.
[15:27] <gauss> You motherfucking defeated the bad guy.
[15:28] <gauss> Rest, Heir.
[15:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dont know what that means, but im just gonna"
[15:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "slump over"
[15:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "my hair doesnt need any rest"
[15:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex falls asleep
[15:28] <gauss> Well shit.
[15:28] <gauss> What now?
[15:28] == yzabtech[DM] has changed nick to Twelve
[15:28] <Twelve> Gauss.
[15:28] <Twelve> You really think it's over?
[15:29] <Lyra_Bel> Now /me takes him and his waking body and gets them somewhere safe.  Offscreen.
[15:29]  * Lyra_Bel
[15:29]  * Lyra_Bel now takes him and his waking body and gets them somewhere safe.  Offscreen.
[15:29] <Lyra_Bel> There we go
[15:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex doesnt resist
[15:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> because hes unconciousX2
[15:32] <Lyra_Bel> Continue in another IRC?
[15:32] <Lyra_Bel> One without quite so many people watching?
[15:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i dontknow what that means"
[15:33] <Lyra_Bel> Shh, you're unconscious
[15:33] <gauss> Maybe we should ask you some questions.
[15:33] <gauss> Who are you exactly?
[15:33] <gauss> State class and aspect.
[15:34] <Lyra_Bel> Why?
[15:34] <andromedasCaptor> TvTropes page say Witch of Doom...
[15:34] <Lyra_Bel> Shut up, you
[15:34] <gauss> Oh, right.
[15:34] <gauss> Carry on, then.
[15:34] <Lyra_Bel> M'tryna be vague here
[15:34] <gauss> Where is everyone?
[15:35] <Lyra_Bel> In the session?
[15:35] <gauss> Close enough.
[15:35] <Lyra_Bel> Empty
[15:35] <Lyra_Bel> Players got driven off
[15:36] <gauss> How is Alexander Pyrite?
[15:36] <Lyra_Bel> Alive
[15:37] == fuqocelot [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
[15:37] <gauss> Good.
[15:37] <gauss> Can you provide medical treatment as of currently to him?
[15:37] <Lyra_Bel> I can provide anything
[15:38] <Lyra_Bel> I could get him up right now if ProcyonA was okay with it
[15:38] <Lyra_Bel> Alexander_Pyrite ?
[15:38] <gauss> Has Alexander ascended to god tier?
[15:39] <Lyra_Bel> Don't say it like it's something he has to do
[15:39] <gauss> Regardless.
[15:39] <Lyra_Bel> No.  He decided against it
[15:40] <Twelve> Respect his wishes. He's practically omnipotent anyway.
[15:40] <Lyra_Bel> Duh
[15:40] <Twelve> Almost to my level! Ha. Ha. Ha.
[15:40] <Twelve> Lyra, the end is coming soon. There's still so much to take care of.
[15:40] <Lyra_Bel> Already cutscene'd most of it
[15:40] <Twelve> Wha--
[15:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((sorry about that thought i wasnt needed anymore))
[15:41] <Lyra_Bel> ((Up to you.  If you wanna keep going, I can raise him right now))
[15:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((im down))
[15:41]  * Lyra_Bel provides medical treatment as of currently to him
[15:43]  * Alexander_Pyrite wakes up and takes a deep breath
[15:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> Is he at full hp?
[15:43] <Lyra_Bel> Sure, why not
[15:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> alright
[15:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex feels his ears, and his chest and stomach
[15:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> Whole
[15:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> Weird
[15:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You healed me?"
[15:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Omnipotent, remember?"
[15:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "still getting used to it"
[15:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh.  Fair enough"
[15:47] <Lyra_Bel> "I only did it after, though.  You woulda been fine without me, I just... hurried it up a little"
[15:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "thanks"
[15:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex stands up and dusts hiself off
[15:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Can you get Bahamut?"
[15:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Picked him up when I got you"
[15:48] <Lyra_Bel> Bahamut does a Bahamut thing
[15:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hey little guy good job trashing that army
[15:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "
[15:49] == Alexander_Pyrite [~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[15:49] <Lyra_Bel> ... Well bye
[15:49] == Alexander_Pyrite [~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
[15:49] <Lyra_Bel> And you're back
[15:50] <gauss> And thus, I have returned.
[15:50] <gauss> How is he?
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I'm just going to ignore the poepl who are talking"
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Arent i bahamut"
[15:52] <Lyra_Bel> 'Good call"
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yes i am yes i am"
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "So what now?"
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We win"
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "How do we gett our prize"
[15:52] <gauss> Fly near Skaia.
[15:52] <gauss> What do you see?
[15:52] <Lyra_Bel> "We wait to get sent to the other session"
[15:52] <gauss> Or that.
[15:52] <gauss> Yes.
[15:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "waiting"
[15:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "on this 12 guy?"
[15:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"