HYPERACTIVE - Voodoo 2: Electric Boogaloo

>OKAY LISTEN UP.
>Heaven is… such a beautiful place.
>When people die, they go there and get to spend the rest of eternity there. It’s got nice clouds and sunshine (PRAISE THE SUN) and all that amazing things. It the reason why people pray to Gad, other than the fear of being burned forever, lol.
>But however……….. there is something happening there that is disrupting the peace there.
>The Great and Powerful Trixie is suddenly rising up from the Earthworld to heaven.
>How did she die, you ask? Well LET ME TELL YOU!
>…
>Sometime ago.
>Back in Earth, Trixie was getting ready to do her most favorite and prized performances.
>It was the biggest baddest night of her life, everything she had done in the past had led up to this glorious moment in the life.
>All of the tings were set up in terms of electronics and lights and nifty nifty little things.
>Vinyl Scratch was the DJ of the big bad concert, and she had a brand new set to play for all of the drug addicts in the crowd below.
>BUT SHE DOESN’T SPEAK, MIND YOU.
>SHE ONLY PLAYS AND MIXES WITH THE RECORDS IN THE NIGHT AIR, MAKING HER A MVP.
>And then….. . . . .
>Applejack out of nowhere!
>She is the one with the acres of land to have the concert on and let the whole show take place.
>The whole stage is set up over tons and tons of haystacks, but in a way where it’s not a fire hazard at all!
>NOT AT ALL!
>She then places apples in between the tufts of the hay and straw, for both flame resistance and more lumbar support.
>But just to be safe, Applejack stay under the stage and uses her muscles from working in the farm all her life to hold the thing up with Big Whopper helping her.
>So…….. the concert begins with a huge shebango!
>All of the drug addicts in the crowds of drug addicts are whoooooing and yaaaaaying to the epic EDM music.
>Vinyl drops the bass like a clumsy fisherman in a prison shower and the soundwaves vibrate EVERYTHING……. Especially the stage.
>ENTER TRIXIE.

>Now, she waltzes up to the front of the stage and owns it in an awesome manner.
>This is her big night.
>The ambience surrounds her as the song starts. She gazes down at the floor in a sturdy stance, ready to own the stage and become all the rage.
>Lifts her arm up to almost fistbump the night sky itself.
>Her voice sounds into the microphone and catches the attention of the audience. The attention she oh so desires.
>A heave bass drops and she begins to sing in a strong and powerful fashion. Fireworks explode everywhere as the white mist (mist)ifies whoever’s looking up at the stage.
>Trixie starts to swing dance as she sings, rapidly sliding her legs back and forth with amazing accuracy and precision. She’s a darn good dancer, like James Brown or Michael Jackson.
>Pillars of fire erupt on each side of the stage on Trixie’s cue, obeying her command.
>The background dancers stay symmetrical and Trixie delivers her epic performance to the drug addicts in the audience.
>”I’M BLUE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!!!!!!!!” Trixie harmonically chimes all the while, even sneaking in a few backflips and headspins with her musical performance.
>She gets on a rope that lifts her up into the air and she starts doing acrobats while still singing and somehow swing dancing. SHE’S SWINGING AND SINGING WHILE SWINGING AND SINGING.
>Trixie lands on a trampoline and as she bounces off does like 500 more backflips while twisting around in mid air only to land on her feet. The many pieces of stage equipment around her start lighting up with blue lights.
>All the while, Trixie incorporates a magic act along with her singing, dancing and acrobatics. She disappears from one side of the stage only to miraculously appear on the other side while going “hee heeh Hee!”

>She makes the audiences drug money and jewelry vanish right before their very eyes and end up in her secret safe at an undisclosed location. They’re on drugs, so it’s not THAT hard to trick them.
>THIS IS THE MAIN REASON WHUY TRIXIE DID THIS CONCERT. Not only so she will get paid to preform but to also steal the riches from the audience using magic!
>”I’M BLUE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE DABBA DEE DABBA DYE WITH PURPLE EYES!!!!!!!!”
>Trixie moonwalks across the stage as the audience wonders why their drug money disappeared, but they’re used to it disappearing often so they don’t question it.
>Trixie always has the trixies up her sleevsies. FOR REALZIES!
>Wubwubs are everywhere as static flies through the air!
>Of course………. The hay underneath caTCHES ON FIRE OMG SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!
>The apples did little help to keep everyone supported, but they tasted good so there’s that.
>The stage wobbles around like it has a thesis statement to publish and it goes crashing DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE GROUND.
>The haystacks miraculously explode due to the apples actually being flammable due to their explosive juiciness.
>The audience throws their heroin onto the stage to put the fire out, but it does no good and Applejack, Big Whopper, Vinyl Cratch, Kenny McCormick and Trixie all die.
>AND THEY WERE ALL SO YOUNG TOO! The audience weeps in the sorrows as they continue to jam to the music.
>Spike dies too because f*ck Spike.
>RIP IN PROLETARIAT
>…
>PRESENT DAY.
>Trixie and all of the other deads are soaring up to heaven as Jesus watches them with loving and caring eyes.
>God greets them at the pearly gates and they all say “yo wassup”.
>But Trixie didn’t want to die, and she’s not about to have her beautiful blue body taken away from her just yet. NO!!!!!
>Since she’s a soul now, Trixie’s arrogance has become more than just one of her properties. Her soul is riddled with arrogance, and that gives her soul demonic powers.

>Her arrogant belief in herself has become real in the spirit world and it is her power now that her spirit is one with her personality.
>”LET THERE BE AN END TO ALL DEATH DABBA DEE DABBA DIE!” She shouts the magic words as the others are let into heaven.
>Lightning strikes the clouds and the gates to heaven permanently close right after Vinyl steps through.
>”No more souls shall pass through here, not even Trixie’s soul!” Trixie happily declares. “Now you have to let us all back into life as everyone who is still alive and not in heaven or hell is now immortal.”
>”OH WAIT THAT’S RIGHT” God remembers as he cooks up a lightning strike and strikes Trixie down to hell.
>God then puts on his red face mask and teleports to hell.
>”MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WELCOME TO HELL! I AM SATAN!” He screams in a gruff voice.
>”No you’re not!” Trixie disagrees. “Trixie saw you put that mask on! She knows you’re still God! HAVE YOU BEEN THE SAME GUY ALL ALONG?”
>”IT’S FUN TO MAKE UP THESE STORIES AND FALSE CHOICES TO GET THE HUMANS TO DO WHAT I WANT!”
>Trixie’s arrogance intensifies from having seen right through God’s lie and spotting him put on the mask. She escaped his ruse and caught him in the lie with the mask!
>”Trixie is smarter than both god and satan!” Trixie arrogantly replies. “Her powers are stronger than yours!”
>And so her powers inflate and she rises up to punch god/satan in the face.
>She then breaths out a fireball and blows a hole in hell’s ceiling. That’s going to cost MILLIONS OF SOULS to repair!
>Trixie goes back up to the pearly gates of heaven, which are still closed. There are already hundreds and hundreds of new souls that can’t get in! Most of them are from Africa and the Middle East.
>”YOU ARE ALL IMMORTAL DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!” Trixie blares over to them as they are sent back to Earth through her arrogant power.
>Trixie herself goes back down to the Earthworld and reclaims her bloodied and beaten up body.

>But she uses her demonic power to heal herself and make her body inhabitable again. The………. Heart………… BEATS!!!!!!!!!11!!
>”TADA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS TRANCENDED BEYOND HER MORTAL STATE AND HAS ACHIEVED DEMIGOD DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!” She yells to the crowd of drug addicts, who are still standing there even though it’s the next day. “It was all part of the performance!”
>They cheer.
>Meanwhile in heaven, God has to come up with a plan to stop Trixie from making everyone have to live forever and overpopulate the earth.
>All of the people who can’t die are now suffering even more agony, as the pain now never ends for them. Trixie knows about this, but shE DOESN’T CARE SHE HAS THE MONEY AND IMMORTALITY.
>SHE’S A BAD BAD GIRL.
>”Listen up, souls.” God says to the heaven angels. “We need to find a way to kill Trixie so the paradox is lifted and people can die again.”
>”AH PROMISE IMMA HELP YALL CUZ I BEEN RELIGIOUS ALL MAH LIFE YALL.” Applajack yaps while Vinyl stays silent because she’s mute.
>”No. I have another task for you, my child.” God tells her.
>”WELL WHAT IS IT YALL?”
>”You have been very loyal to Christianity, so I’m assigning you, Big Whopper and Vinyl to go join the defense line that filters who gets to enter the pearly gates.”
>”AW SHUCKS PARTNER YA MEAN IT?”
>”Yes, my child. You must join the Patriots defense line to make sure that the Muslims can’t get into my Christian heaven once the gates are opened back up. A lot of them will be ready to flood in after the hold up is gone, and it will be too many to handle for the current Patriots team. This place is for Christians only! And every other religion is wrong because I, God, said so!”
>”HURR SURE THANG LORD IMMA PREE TEYECT HEBBENS VIRGENS FROM DEM MUSLIMS WHO CALL YOU ALLAH! RIGHT BIG WHOPPER?”
>”EYUP!”
>”Yes, my child. Now go join the team. They will show you how to do defensive strategies. Jesus, go initiate them into your team. Heaven must not end up like Europe.”


HYPERACTIVE !!AI80mOtnjsG Mon 07 Dec 2015 15:25:59 No.25694438 Report
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>>25694425
>”But dad!” Tom Brady interferes. “That’s extremely racist! Everyone should go to heaven no matter how they worship you! And even if they don’t worship at all, who cares? They’ll believe in you once they see you for the first time! With your infinite power, you can show the way, man! You should love everyone unconditionally no matter who they are! I want to be the quarterback of a team who cares about their fellow angels, not a team that-”
>”DO AS I TELL YOU, OR I’M SENDING YOU DOWN TO EARTH TO BE CRUCIFIED AGAIN!”
>”But daaaaaaaaaad!”
>”JUST DO IT!”
>Shia LeBouf suddenly appears.
>”What he said.” Shia says unto thee.
>Tom “The Jesus” Brady complies, escorting Applejack and her friends to the team and gives them their uniforms.
>…
>ON EARTH.
>Trixie is all the rage, owns the stage. And she builds herself an empire out of the labor of immortal slaves from Africa. LIKE HOW THE PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT!
>They build her a castle made out of cheese and crackers.
>WOOHOO!
>She’s basically enslaving the world as God stalks her since he’s everywhere every time and sees everything.
>Trixie is getting ready to do her millionth show when God emerges out of a dark alley and shanks her.
>”Hooray! We are freed!” The slaves cheer.
>”Do not worry, my children. Once I force Trixie through the pearly gates of Heaven, the paradox will be lifted and your suffering that is life shall end.”
>”Hooray!”
>God raptures Trixie and lifts her up to heaven as she is unconscious from the shanking. Everyone laughs at her as she is lifted naked into the sky.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This will make her insecure about her body image and take her arrogance away!
>God chucks Trixie at the gates, and she clashes against them with a deafening splat. Many bones are broken.
>God then takes a giant log and rams it up against Trixie as she is forced onto the other side of the gates little by little. The gates eventually give way to the power of God’s biceps and Trixie is on the other side.


>The Patriots stand at the ready for Tom “The Jesus” Brady’s command.
>…
>MUSLIMS! MUSLIMS EVERYWHERE! HIDE YOUR VIRGINS!
>”Hut! Hut! HIKE!” Tom “The Jesus” Brady reluctantly yells, as Applejack and Vinyl Scratch get into the defensive positions that they learned in five minutes.
>But Tom “The Jesus” Brady has another master plan in mind because he’s a BIG GUY.
>FOR YOU.
>The game plan is set to turn the players around by surprise, whip out their shanks to shank God.
>They all spin around and all start to build tall brick apartment complexes close to eachother so there will be dark alleys to emerge out of. They begin working in groups on the foundations of the building, then begin to construct the framework. Cement and support beams come next, as well as finishing the structure’s overall shape. Piecing together the interior rooms and setting up drywall for each of the rooms comes after that. The three bedroom apartments are the hardest to build, since they take the most time as they have the highest square footage. Electricity and plumbing shouldn’t be too hard to manage, as there are unlimited resources in heaven. Interior design is the last part, eventually leading to the players setting up furniture in the rooms and painting the walls in the hallways. Finally, the city streets are set up in between the completed apartment complexes, and the players eventually go hide in the slim spaces between the brick buildings.
>”What is this? Heresy!” God yells as the Muslims come flooding in.
>However, only half of the Muslims are available to fight the good and holy fight, because all of the Sunni Muslims are too busy attacking Shia LeBouf because they don’t like him.
>Trixie wakes up and realizes that her plan to get into heaven finally worked.
>She distracts the Muslims attacking Shia by seducing them with her naked body and tells them all to help kill God with the others if they want a piece of her.
>They obey and attack God too.

>>25694446
>The Patriots emerge out of their dark alleys and shank God alongside the Muslims. God dies the Gadhafi way. Godhafi.
>God is dead.
>There is no one to stop Trixie from chilling in heaven now.
>The many souls cheer as their captor Trixie has turned to the good side, but only after AJ and Vinyl did it FIRST.
>TRIXIE IS A BETTER ANTAGONIST AND A COOLER GIRL.
>She fulfills every debt she promises and gains eternal life in heaven. All of the people are now happy and the Patriots go on to win the Super Bowl. Tom “The Jesus” Brady, being based and all, grants everyone eternal life, but with his healing powers so there is no pain. He also make it so there’s unlimited food and other things on Earth so everyone is happy.
>No one ever has to go to church anymore and can visit heaven any time they like, while being able to return to Earth any time they like as well. Hell is vacated with all of its inhabitants cleansed and rehabilitated.
>All is good now. May Tom “The Jesus” Brady bless you with his grace.
> Our Quarterback, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
>Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
>For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever.
>AMEN.