YuYuYui - Yuuki Yuuna no shou - 2B

A udon presentation - 1

[Hero Club room]

Tou: ...This concludes my report on weekend cleaning-related precautions.

Fuu: Don't forget what Tougou said, and let's do our best!

Yuu/Its: Ooh!

Kar: Crunch... Chomp...

Fuu: ...Hey.

Kar: ...Haa?

Fuu: You've been eating dried sardines while someone was giving it their all explaining, what kinda nerve is that?

Kar: No deeper meaning. I was just feeding myself.

Fuu: No, that's...

Its: Karin-san, you're always eating dried sardines when you're in the club room.

Yuu: Are they really that good?

Kar: Want some?

Yuu: Really? Thank you! Crunch... Chomp...

Tou: Yu-Yuuna-chan?

Yuu: Um... It's good. It is, but... Um...

Its: Does it feel like something's off?

Yuu: No! It's delicious. But... I like candies better.

Fuu: That's normal...

Kar: Candies only supply you with sugar. While dried sardines have it all.

Tou: Although, aren't you growing tired of them if you only ever eat the same thing?

Kar: Growing tired is a naive emotion.

Fuu: But you don't hate good-tasting food, do you?

Kar: My point is that taste is secondary. Nutrition comes first in a Hero's diet.

Its: But when we came to your room, there was a huge quantity of convenience store bento boxes in the trash can...

Kar: You dig through my trash can!?

Its: S-Sorry.

Kar: T-That was just for the purpose of filling my stomach! I get nutrition through supplements.

Yuu: Aah, medicine.

Kar: They're not medicine! They're nutritional supplement!

Fuu: Fu fu fu. You're in need of correction...


A udon presentation - 2

[Udon restaurant]

Kar: ...So?

Fuu: He~re♪ Today, the Hero Club has come to eat their source of courage and energy, udon.

Yuu: Ehehe, yay♪

Tou: Karin-chan, what will you take?

Kar: What...

Its: Have you never eaten udon before today...?

Kar: Of course I have!

Its: S-Sorry.

Fuu: Karin, aren't you irritable for someone who gets their calcium from dried sardines.

Kar: I'm not angry, I like udon, but dried sardines are superior...

Fuu: Wha-...!

Kar: Eh... W-What...?

Tou: Ka-Karin-chan...

Yuu: You can't say that here...

Kar: W-Why?

Fuu: Udon is a delicacy and this country's comfort food! But you dare place dried sardines above it, are you unpatriotic!?

Kar: E-Eeek!?

Its: I wouldn't go that far... but we're currently in a place where people love udon, so saying that is...

Kar: I'm not denying udon being delicious, but eating carbohydrates in quantity is bad for you...

Fuu: Kwah...! Haa... Haa...!

Yuu: Aah! Fuu-senpai can't breathe!

Tou: T-That comment... you must not be afraid of Shinju-sama. Karin-chan, please take it back.

Kar: Wait wait wait! Isn't that common knowledge!? Is that a forbidden opinion? Is it that bad!?

Its: Yes it is.

Yuu: We all love udon♪

Kar: Well, I... like it too. I like it... just in a normal way.

Yuu: It must be because you've never eaten really delicious udon!

Fuu: Yes, that's it! It's impossible to just like it normally.

Yuu: Alright! Today, we'll recommend different kinds of udon and make Karin-chan eat them!

Fuu/Tou/Its: Oooooh!


A udon presentation - 3

[Udon Restaurant]

Tou: I will be going first. I recommend kamaage udon for its delectable noodles.

Kar: Isn't kamaage just boiled?

Fuu: Wha-...!

Kar: Aah, you're getting on my nerves!

Yuu: Simple is best! Start by trying it.

Kar: Fine... Slurp...

Its: ...How is it?

Kar: ...Yeah. It's udon.

Fuu: ...Is that all!?

Kar: There are no ingredients!

Fuu: Nnh~. So udon beginners don't recognize the noodles' taste...

Tou: I'm terribly sorry...

Yuu: It wasn't your fault. I'm next! Meat bukkake udon~♪

Its: Spicy-sweet with a generous quantity of thin-sliced beef is Yuuna-san's favorite!

Kar: I-I can't see the noodles with all the meat...

Yuu: It blows your exhaustion away, try it, try it!

Kar: Munch... Slurp~... Munch... Um. It's meat... and udon alright...

Fuu: Weey! Is that aaall!?

Yuu: Uuh~, Fuu-senpa~i...

Fuu: Keep it coming, Itsuki!

Its: Yes! This is my recommendation. Okame udon♪

Tou: Spinach, chicken, as well as over 8 other ingredients makes it a colorful dish.

Its: It has cute naruto too♪ Eat it while it's still hot!

Kar: Slurp~... Slurp~... Um... I feel... full.

Fuu: Urk... That's all... Not even a word about the taste!

Tou: It's her 3rd bowl after all...

Kar: Haa~, thanks for the food...

Fuu: You're not getting away like that!


A udon presentation - 4

[Udon restaurant]

Kar: I won't eat any more!

Fuu: Stop complaining and taste my final weapon!

Fuu: Na~be~ya~ki~u~do~n!

Kar: Wah...

Fuu: Ku ku ku. 2 shrimp prawns, enough to quiet a crying child. A fluffy onsen tamago! What about that!

Kar: Mmmh... Slurp... Slurp~. Haa haa... Hot, hot...

Fuu: The dashi's umami and the tenpura's flavor are in complete harmony, and the pleasure as it slides off your tongue down your throat!

Fuu: As the noodles disappear into your throat, you cannot help but refuse to let it end after only one slurp!

Fuu: And when you brush away the sweat on your forehead, you blow on the hot soup again, and again you feel enraptured by the noodles!

Yuu: Uuh~... Gulp. I-I'll have a nabeyaki udon too!

Tou: Me too...!

Its: Same!

Fuu: Of course, so will I!!

Fuu: Phew~~.

Yuu: Haa~~... Happiness.

Kar: Kuh... Kukukuku... Hahahahahaha! It's too much. I can't control myself!

Fuu: Karin...?

Kar: I lost. You were right... It seems like I never had true udon before.

Yuu: T-Then!

Kar: It was delicious... From the first bowl. All of their tastes and nutrients have spread through me...

Fuu: So you understand the greatness of udon.

Kar: I actually loved it from the beginning. It was just hard to say in this situation. It being carbohydrates...

Tou: Aah... Karin-chan! It seems we were the ones to have misjudged you.

Fuu: Uuh... Today, today you have... become a proper Hero Club member, Karin!

Fuu: Oh, great udon! Fortune and glory to udon!

Its: Onee-chan... The bill amounts to 12,000 yens...

Kar: Thanks for the meal, president.

Fuu: Eh.

Yuu: It was delicious!

Tou: Thank you very much...