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hello exarion i am glad to see you playing good speedgames such as pokemon yel....oh nevermind

A "Generation 1" miss in Pokémon Red, Blue, and Yellow for the Nintendo Game Boy is a well-designed, well-intentioned mechanic that enhances the gaming experience. Missing a move with 100% accuracy is what brings most joy to my life and helps me to appreciate each and every day that I am so lucky to have. A Gen 1 miss is the highest blessing from RNGsus that brings us back from the brink of despair. Let us give thanks to Game Freak for gracing us with this gift that brings clarity to our minds, purifies our resolve, and purges our sins that we have committed against them in the pursuit of speedrunning. The Gen 1 miss is my fortress, my light, and it is the meaning of life.


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A "Generation 1" miss in Pokémon RBY for the Nintendo Game Boy is a well-designed, well-intentioned mechanic that enhances the gaming experience. Missing a move with 100% accuracy is what brings me most joy in life and helps me appreciate each and every day. A Gen 1 miss is a blessing from RNGsus that keeps us from despair. Let us give thanks to Game Freak for gracing us with this gift that brings clarity to our minds and purges our sins that we have committed in the pursuit of speedrunning.



7:59 gifvex: oh have i got a good quote from an old TAS
7:59 gifvex: In the description text, it should probably be noted that this run breaks sequence twice. Once by using the Poké Doll trick to skip the Game Corner completely, and once by swimming to Cinnibar from Pallet Town instead of going through Seafoam Islands

Dr Sprinkles: Favoritve color pinkles, takes six tinckles, handles pickles, tickles mickles, eats Pringles, and mingles with singles at Wringle's bar

"Real talk I miss ThatRealGuy and his snarky comments to keep the chat and conversation alive. Also I have a tiny penis & walked in on my Mom taking a shower once." - Keizaron KevinTurtle

Yes, it is me, the one and only Cryphon. The world renowned speedrunning legend. You can follow me over at twitch.tv/cryphon for top quality content and subscribe to me at twitch.tv/cryphon/subscribe for high quality emotes as well.

Dear streamer I have been watching this stream for the past 20 minutes and I feel like you aren't enjoying playing this game. I think it might be in your best interest to find a different game to play seeing as this one is only making you unhappy. If you don't feel like playing a different game then perhaps you should consider finding professional help. I wish you well and a speedy recovery.

Shenanagans once told me to walk through the counter of a super market to get into the hall of fame. It has always been my dream to achieve fame and fortune, but Shenanagans is a liar. I tried to do this today, destroyed a counter and was arrested for vandalism. Thanks for getting me thrown in jail Shenanagans, you are dumb and smelly.

Instant Text is something that occurs when you're texting a girl and then she instantly replies back to you. What does it mean when this happens: is she into you, is she not, or can you not really tell? Yeah you can't really tell. She's probably just replying to your text because she's a really nice person or because she's really bored. So you should probably wait a couple of hours to reply so you don't lead her on. It's probably best to not look into to this too much and move on with your day.

3:23p_bodied: if you can miss a 100% accurate move in this game, you can WR with 0% chance

guys, having luck is a prerequisite to have a speedrun. this is the whole point of pokemon speedruns... or else everyone could just press A and win

anyways not gonna debate over it anymore. you all know you would just say oh exarion you are awesome if he refused to rng..

I'm pretty mad at Keizaron tbh. My Grandpa smoked for 25 years and he died at the young age of 53 years old. My parents forced me to never smoke despite me wanting to my entire life, like all my friends smoke. What pises me off even more is that despite not smoking Keizaron STILL gave me cancer anyways. Thanks a lot Keizaron

"Theory" is the answer to what you can spend a lifetime trying to get through pure execution. I am not interested in actually performing speed runs myself, but rather solving the problem of optimality. When I talk about theory, I mean using a 100% accurate model to mathematically simulate runs. A frame-by-frame simulation is better than a simulation which contains human error. This isn't just theory as in a strategy; we are dealing with actual hypothetical runs.

"I have plenty of faith in Nidorino; I don't have faith in Squirtle" - Exarion University, 2015. Squirtorino, or the quest to prove Exarion wrong, represents the last great hope to end Nidoran’s tyranny over Red speedruns. This route should be considered for sub-1:49 attempts. It’s an alternative route to consider even if you’re not going for a highly competitive time, though it might offer more enjoyment for the viewers than for the runners.

Why are there no pokemon animations upon entrance into battle? As far as i know, you CANNOT turn those off in the options menu. Did you disable them through an exploit of some sort? Are you 100% sure that works for the entrance animations? Like, Typhlosion won't grow his flame and move? I know it works for attack animations, but not for sprites. Every time I've turned off battle scenes, the sprites still always moved.. You must have a modded version of the game

Greetings. I have exceptional luck with pokemon speedrunning and therefore am very talented. My red pb is 1:45:30 and I don't practice very often. I feel sorry for people who invest their time praticing when they would have better results and more fun investing their time in playing for good rng. I think we can all agree that Pokebot has superior strategy for running this game and that more people should be inspired by it.

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Whomst doth fly across this Humble Plane?

It is he who takes to the air,
It is the maiden most noble and fair.
An honest voyager bound by a quest,
Keen to be the very best.

They know not what lies upon the path,
The path least traveled yet.
An unknown future wide and vast.
On which their sights are set.

Go now with haste across the sky,
On toward the Hall of Fame.
Known as the one whomst doth fly,
Across this Humble Plane.

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"I like my women how I like to stack my cups. Done in front of an audience and finished in under 5 seconds." - Pokeguy84
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12:10k3v227: is this going to go on youtube?
12:10gifvex: it's going to go on IMAX

12:48k3v227: does keizaron's red cart increase chance of WR @ExarionU
12:49ExarionU: I don't have keiz's cart
12:49ExarionU: we traded back at sgdq 2016
12:49ExarionU: and since then my PB success rate has increased dramatically

Why is the game color different? I'm pretty sure you are cheating streamer and this run is NOT supposed to use glitches. No one is above the law and this run should be banned.

wsopboy91 - Today at 4:26 PM
a speedrunner cant be cheered up