YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: D --> Hello
▲: *Is a scalene triangle*
▼: D --> Oh my, how is that working out for you
▲: *Does not respond, is a triangle*
▼: D --> This is most
▼: D --> Depressing
▲: *Feels no emotion or remorse*
▼: D --> Perhaps can shave a few edges off and make you isosceles
▲: *Would be perturbed by that notion if was capable of being perturbed*
▼: D --> Yes, I think this is a find idea let me just see if I can find the belt sander
▼: *wanders off*
▼: EQUIUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU--
▼: THE HELL IS THAT THING?
▲: *Lies there being an inanimate object*
▼: *picks up the scalene triangle*
▲: *Is picked up*
▼: WHY THE HELL IS THERE A TRIANGLE JUST LYING AROUND? IT'S NOT EVEN EVEN IT'S ALL
▼: MISSHAPEN AND WEIRD
▲: *Would be insulted*
▼: WHOEVER MADE THIS THING PROBABLY COULDN'T MEASURE FOR SHIT, I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THIS THING?
▼: WHO WOULD EVER NEED A TRIANGLE WITH SUCH FUCKED UP LITTLE SIDES?
▼: *chucks it away*
▲: *Is discarded into the rain and lies there in a melancholy atmosphere*
▼: Karkat You Shouldnt Throw Things Like That You Might Hurt Someone
▼: WHATEVER, I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SIT HERE WITH A FUCKED UP LITTLE UNEVEN TRIANGLE
▼: *walks out*
▲: *Rain falls onto triangle and makes it appear as if it is crying*
▼: Thats Strange I Didnt Think Rain Was Capable Of Forming Indoors You Must Be Quite The Triangle
▼: *picks it up gingerly and wipes it off*
▲: *The wiping makes a sort of squeaking noise as if the triangle was whining in emotional pain*
▼: Hmm Such Odd Measurements Uneven And Yet Eye Catching
▼: Oh Dear Are You Sad Little Triangle
▼: Dont Listen To Karkat He Tends To Say Those Things He Doesnt Really Mean Them
▲: *Sits in Kanaya's arms/hands morosely*