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- >daddy left to go to work
- >he left you alone today
- >normally you're pretty scared to be alone, but it's time to show those meanie house monsters who's boss
- >you grab your blanket and throw it over you like a cloak
- >the monsters won't be able to see you now
- >you patrol around the main floor
- >there aren't any signs of a monster near by
- >you take a few steps into the kitchen, slowly
- >not because you're afraid or anything
- >you just want to...catch them by surprise
- >you look into the kitchen
- >there's some leftover oatmeal from breakfast
- >your hunger overwhelms you and you forget all about the monsters
- >daddy forgot to leave any lunch for you today
- >you jump for the pot of oatmeal
- >it's too high
- >what should you do?
- >wait, you have an idea
- >you grab as many things as you can
- >nothing in particular, just all sorts of objects
- >you pile them on top of each other to make stairs
- >daddy told you about stairs
- >you step on them and you can go up or down
- >you think you want to go up
- >eventually you have a very unstable pile of blocks, pillows, cushions, blankets, and other random things
- >you even managed to push a chair over, after about fifteen minutes of using all your strength
- >you climb your stairs
- >they wobble, and you almost fall over
- >you're scared, but you have to keep going
- >you need that oatmeal
- >you're standing on the chair now
- >so close to that oatmeal
- >you just need to
- >reach
- >a bit
- >further
- >your teeth find the handle of the pot
- >you lose your balance, and the stairs, oatmeal, and you all come tumbling down
- >the oatmeal is cold and wet
- >you don't like it
- >your eyes fill up with tears
- >that fall hurt, there's cold oatmeal everywhere, you won't have anything to eat, and daddy's gonna be mad
- >you start crying
- >everything always goes wrong
- >first it started when you tried to make daddy a birthday cake and you fell in the batter
- >and then there was the time you knocked over the TV when you tried to fix it
- >and now this
- >all you have left to do is wait for daddy to come home
- >suddenly, you hear the front door opening
- >oh no no no no
- >daddy shouldn't be home yet
- >you won't have time to clean up the mess
- >daddy calls out for you
- >you don't respond, you just start licking up the oatmeal
- >it's yucky when it's cold, but you have to get rid of it somehow
- >daddy calls your name again, louder this time
- >you start panicking
- >"Hey, are you home? The boss let me off early today, so I brought some food from that new Italian plac-"
- >daddy walks in the kitchen, carrying a bag full of good smelling nummies
- >he's just staring at you
- >you look away, you can't look him in the eyes
- >daddy starts making a booming noise
- >it's really scary
- >but it sounds almost happy
- >you look up and see daddy laughing uncontrollably
- >"D-d-did you t-try to get the oatmeal?"
- >you nod, nervously
- >he laughs some more
- >daddy picks you up and carries you to the bathroom
- >"Come on, we've gotta get you cleaned up."
- >daddy gives you a nice bath and gives you sketties after
- >he even lets you help put the oatmeal covered stuff in the washing machine
- >you have the best daddy in the world
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