Equilibrio

Thus, I invoke >rape

Jun 25th, 2013
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  1. >Day Magic in Equestria.
  2. >You are Carl the Invoker. A genius wizard of of unreachable power.
  3. >Using your god-tier mind you created a portal to a world of horses.
  4. >Iveseenstranger.mental image.
  5. >After arriving you build yourself a bitchin ass sorcerer's spire.
  6. >Generally its been okay living in this world.
  7. >Except for the idiotic purple horse who has taken a liking to you.
  8. >everyday she approaches you to try to guess your fetsih.
  9. >Apparently she is some sort of magical genius.
  10. >Lolno.
  11. >As if that cunt could ever figure it out.
  12. >Hearing a knock on the entrance, you descend the spiraling stairway and open the door to come face to face with the grinning, purple, horse.
  13. >"Hello Carl."
  14. >"What do you want from me purple horse?"
  15. >"Oh you know what I want." She remarks with half lidded eyes.
  16. >"and YOU know that I will never let you have it."
  17. >"Oh im prepared to take it by force!"
  18. >Giving you little time to react, the purple horse fires a lust spell in your direction.
  19. >Having already devised a way to defeat her you dodge the incoming spell and return fire with a tornado.
  20. >As the tornado lifts the horse up into the air her vaginal juices fly all over your front lawn.
  21. >Without even thinking, you place an electromagnetic charge on the ground.
  22. >As the horse falls from the magically generated tornado the EMP detonates, instantly draining her of all spell casting power.
  23. >"Face it purple horse, you will never suck my [spoiler] magic stick.[/spoiler]
  24. >Blast that bitch back to her pleb treehouse.
  25. >Set it on fire with a ray of solar energy.
  26. >The horse leader is blamed and a civil war breaks out.
  27. Feelsgood.mental image.
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