/snoot/ - Wani misery story

from /fang/ Friday - Pinup Edition
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from /fang/ Friday - Nick wedding Edition
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Oh Anons, it's been so long since I've heard the call.

>the juice maker gave off a loud, choking whirr, as Iadakan threw another orange in there
>it did little but to make his headache even worse
>but at least, he figured, he was making the antidote for it right there
>no matter how cheap the brand of vodka he bought, a kick of orange always seemed to fix it
>he used to be a more classy man, a whiskey type guy
>but nowadays his only goal was to stave off the inevitable hangover, looming over each and every of his mornings
>waiting as the fruits slowly got mushed together into a fine paste, Iadakan let his out-of-focus eyes wander aimlessly
>a sheet of paper, glued onto the wall, came into view
>it detailed all the important food groups, vitamins to take
>he cared about those things, not too long ago
>but now, with a scoff, he reached out and tore the paper down, balling it up in his clawed hand
>all it did was to remind him of how bad things had gotten
>he threw the wad of paper away, watching it roll some ways on the countertop, then get wedged in between an empty bottle and his leftover bag of weed, spilled over in a haphazard way
>the countertop in front of him was messy, and he didn't feel the need to clean it up anymore
>if anything, he was too tired to
>it wouldn't have mattered anyway
>it wouldn't have changed anything
>seeing Damien and Liz the other day, it finally pushed Iadakan over the edge
>maybe that boy was oblivious to what was happening around him, but Iadakan sure wasn't
>the sudden need for a boyfriend
>those baggy clothes
>and the way Liz froze up seeing him, too
>it couldn't have been a coincidence

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>Iadakan brought a clenched fist down on the counter, causing the bottle next to him to fall over
>colliding with the mixer, it toppled that over too, making the still mushy pieces of orange spill all over
>"F-K" Iadakan swore loudly, a word that he barely ever used before
>hastily fixing the machine upright, his first instinct was to look for a tissue or paper towel
>but rummaging through the mess in front of him only seemed to make things worse
>the juice was still unstoppably flowing everywhere, and in his frantic search, all Iadakan achieved was to push more stuff off the counter
>soon the orange river reached the edge too, dripping over the floor and his slippers
>Iadakan took one more look at the chaos his kitchen had become, mirroring the shambles that his life was
>with a roar, he then lurched forward, grabbing the poor juice maker with both hands
>wildly launching it to the side, he slid it across the countertop, making an even bigger mess as bottles and glasses, among other pieces of random trash, fell to the floor
>not to mention the rest of the juice and spongy pieces of fruit, which now tattered him elbow high
>there was a sudden stop as the machine got torn from the wall socket, pulling it partways from the wall
>but it didn't deter the maddened Iadakan, and with one final motion he tore the juice maker from the socket
>he then flung the machine across the room, watching with some comfort as it slammed against the wall
>then, there was silence
>all that could be heard was Iadakan's light panting, and the macabre squelching sound the pieces of orange made, sliding down the wall and falling to the floor
>...
>he wasn't proud of what he just did
>closing his eyes, he asked himself why he even did it
>was he this far gone already?
>...
>opening his eyes again, he looked for the only solution he could find at the moment
>only to find that even it didn't survive his onslaught
>small pieces of weed clumped together into an orange-y mess

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from /snoot/ Saturday - Sage & Steph Saturday Edition
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Is this all the misery shit so far? Or did I forget some bits?

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