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  4. Choose Krautchan, Ylilauta, 4kanker, and a thousand others boards to spew your bile across people you've never met.
  5. Choose telling people from the other side of the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old attentionwhores, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do.
  6. Choose blogposting, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than Finnish memes and macro images.
  7. Choose ten things you never knew about the Ottoman Empire. Choose screaming about R1b. Choose Ukraine jokes, WW2-shaming and an endless tide of depressing countryballing.
  8. Choose the Holocaust never happened, and if it did the camps were Polish.
  9. Choose a zero-replies post and a two-hour ban from /int/. And then sit back and smother the pain with a post of a poorly drawn bear made in some jonne's fucking computer.
  10. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it.
  11. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead.
  12. Choose Krautchan.
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