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  5.  
  6. 1
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  8. ( thunder )
  9.  
  10. 2
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  12. ( music playing )
  13.  
  14. 3
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  16. Woman: Oh, my God.
  17. Say something.
  18.  
  19. 4
  20. 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,081
  21. Man:
  22. What-- what should I say?
  23.  
  24. 5
  25. 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,349
  26. Woman:
  27. Anything. I just--
  28.  
  29. 6
  30. 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,184
  31. I just need to
  32. hear your accent.
  33.  
  34. 7
  35. 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,053
  36. Man: Well, technically,
  37. if you're the tourist,
  38.  
  39. 8
  40. 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,120
  41. - then you're the one with--
  42. - Woman: Oh, my God.
  43.  
  44. 9
  45. 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,589
  46. Shut up. Don't move.
  47.  
  48. 10
  49. 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,826
  50. Uh-huh. Don't move.
  51.  
  52. 11
  53. 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:04,763
  54. ( both moaning )
  55.  
  56. 12
  57. 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,599
  58. No. Grab me!
  59.  
  60. 13
  61. 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,835
  62. All right, okay.
  63.  
  64. 14
  65. 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,837
  66. Just like that.
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,606
  70. ( both moaning )
  71.  
  72. 16
  73. 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,476
  74. Now turn me over.
  75.  
  76. 17
  77. 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,112
  78. - Oh, Statton.
  79. - Oh, baby.
  80.  
  81. 18
  82. 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:23,682
  83. - Mmm. Statton.
  84. - Oh, baby, baby, baby.
  85.  
  86. 19
  87. 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,818
  88. Woman:
  89. Say my name.
  90.  
  91. 20
  92. 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:29,521
  93. Say my name!
  94.  
  95. 21
  96. 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,490
  97. - Anne?
  98. - What?
  99.  
  100. 22
  101. 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,361
  102. - Anne?
  103. - You don't know my name.
  104.  
  105. 23
  106. 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,530
  107. I'm-- I'm sorry.
  108. I'm bad with names.
  109.  
  110. 24
  111. 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,731
  112. Well, don't you think
  113. you should at least
  114.  
  115. 25
  116. 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,300
  117. try to remember
  118. the name of the person--
  119.  
  120. 26
  121. 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,302
  122. I did. I did try.
  123. I did a mnemonic.
  124.  
  125. 27
  126. 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,839
  127. - What?
  128. - I read a book which taught you how to remember names,
  129.  
  130. 28
  131. 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:49,541
  132. and one way is to think
  133. of someone with the same name,
  134.  
  135. 29
  136. 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,543
  137. - and my sister's name is Anne-Marie, so--
  138. - You were thinking
  139.  
  140. 30
  141. 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,245
  142. of your sister
  143. when we were screwing?
  144.  
  145. 31
  146. 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,515
  147. No, no, no.
  148. When we first met.
  149.  
  150. 32
  151. 00:01:56,517 --> 00:02:00,152
  152. My sister's name is Anne-Marie,
  153. so I used her as a mnemonic.
  154.  
  155. 33
  156. 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:04,389
  157. So I knew it was either Anne or
  158. Marie, I just couldn't remember which.
  159.  
  160. 34
  161. 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:08,560
  162. And I was too embarrassed to ask again,
  163. 'cause we were already, you know,
  164.  
  165. 35
  166. 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:13,465
  167. kissing by then, so--
  168. well, I'm guessing it's Marie.
  169.  
  170. 36
  171. 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,302
  172. - It's Mary.
  173. - Oh.
  174.  
  175. 37
  176. 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,406
  177. Sorry.
  178. I must have misheard.
  179.  
  180. 38
  181. 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,342
  182. That bar was so noisy.
  183.  
  184. 39
  185. 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,277
  186. You heard me offer
  187. to go to bed with you.
  188.  
  189. 40
  190. 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,812
  191. Well, if I'd heard you say
  192. your name was Mary,
  193.  
  194. 41
  195. 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,514
  196. it would have been no problem.
  197. My dog's called Mary.
  198.  
  199. 42
  200. 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,149
  201. - I could have pictured her.
  202. - Oh, my fuck.
  203.  
  204. 43
  205. 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,650
  206. - Oh, no, no.
  207. - God!
  208.  
  209. 44
  210. 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,752
  211. I'm not saying that you remind
  212. me of a dog or anything.
  213.  
  214. 45
  215. 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,355
  216. - I was just--
  217. - You were just saying that to remember my name,
  218.  
  219. 46
  220. 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,757
  221. you had to bring
  222. your sister, your dog,
  223.  
  224. 47
  225. 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,293
  226. and your grandmother
  227. into bed with us.
  228.  
  229. 48
  230. 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:44,329
  231. Well, I remember your name.
  232.  
  233. 49
  234. 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,866
  235. It's Statton. Statton Taylor.
  236.  
  237. 50
  238. 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:52,704
  239. That's 'cause it's unusual. The-- the book
  240. says it's easy to remember unusual names.
  241.  
  242. 51
  243. 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,307
  244. Plus, people tend to picture
  245. the Staten Island ferry.
  246.  
  247. 52
  248. 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,309
  249. So what? I should change
  250. my name to Eiffel Tower
  251.  
  252. 53
  253. 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,311
  254. - to make things easier for you?
  255. - No, no. I'm just saying
  256.  
  257. 54
  258. 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,547
  259. you probably visualized
  260. the Staten Island ferry
  261.  
  262. 55
  263. 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,849
  264. - without realizing it.
  265. - No, I didn't.
  266.  
  267. 56
  268. 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:07,319
  269. I was just interested enough
  270. in who I was sleeping with
  271.  
  272. 57
  273. 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,454
  274. to remember his name.
  275.  
  276. 58
  277. 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,257
  278. So, did you know you were
  279. going to sleep with me
  280.  
  281. 59
  282. 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,759
  283. when I first
  284. introduced myself?
  285.  
  286. 60
  287. 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,727
  288. You always know.
  289.  
  290. 61
  291. 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,895
  292. I've never been surprised
  293.  
  294. 62
  295. 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,298
  296. to find myself
  297. in bed with anyone.
  298.  
  299. 63
  300. 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,635
  301. - Have you?
  302. - Frequently.
  303.  
  304. 64
  305. 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,371
  306. I'm always surprised that
  307. anyone wants to sleep with me.
  308.  
  309. 65
  310. 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,341
  311. Frequently?
  312. How often do you do this?
  313.  
  314. 66
  315. 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,210
  316. Oh, hardly ever.
  317.  
  318. 67
  319. 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,848
  320. That's a lie.
  321.  
  322. 68
  323. 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:39,785
  324. Never ever.
  325.  
  326. 69
  327. 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,990
  328. I never have one-night stands.
  329.  
  330. 70
  331. 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:49,561
  332. Well, you're definitely
  333. not completing this one.
  334.  
  335. 71
  336. 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,965
  337. Man:
  338. Stay right where you are.
  339.  
  340. 72
  341. 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,939
  342. Do you like cop shows?
  343. Huh? Go to the movies?
  344.  
  345. 73
  346. 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,842
  347. Then you're both over-qualified
  348. to survive this episode.
  349.  
  350. 74
  351. 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,310
  352. We're here for your stuff.
  353.  
  354. 75
  355. 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:08,013
  356. Yeah, we like shiny stuff.
  357.  
  358. 76
  359. 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,015
  360. Jewelry, laptops, phones.
  361.  
  362. 77
  363. 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:13,252
  364. Watches, credit cards,
  365. small change.
  366.  
  367. 78
  368. 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,686
  369. My friend here
  370. will take your things.
  371.  
  372. 79
  373. 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,755
  374. I will remove your jewelry.
  375.  
  376. 80
  377. 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,824
  378. Now from the conversation
  379. we've just overheard,
  380.  
  381. 81
  382. 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:23,695
  383. Statton, you-- you'd like to
  384. impress this lady, eh? Am I right?
  385.  
  386. 82
  387. 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,597
  388. And even I know
  389. her name is Mary.
  390.  
  391. 83
  392. 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,332
  393. - Not that.
  394. - Ooh!
  395.  
  396. 84
  397. 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,702
  398. Bravery will be rewarded
  399. with a hole in the head.
  400.  
  401. 85
  402. 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:34,473
  403. And cooperation...
  404.  
  405. 86
  406. 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,476
  407. will be rewarded with a smile.
  408.  
  409. 87
  410. 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,747
  411. Just think of your online
  412. status, Statton Taylor.
  413.  
  414. 88
  415. 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:45,584
  416. - ( whimpers )
  417. - "Survived being robbed at gunpoint."
  418.  
  419. 89
  420. 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:49,888
  421. "Thumbs up, Mary." Like, like,
  422. like, like, like, like, like.
  423.  
  424. 90
  425. 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,624
  426. ( whimpering )
  427.  
  428. 91
  429. 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:58,030
  430. Would you get off
  431. the bed, please?
  432.  
  433. 92
  434. 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,672
  435. - Come on, on with it!
  436. - ( whimpers )
  437.  
  438. 93
  439. 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,741
  440. - ( gunshots )
  441. - ( gasps )
  442.  
  443. 94
  444. 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,743
  445. ( grunting )
  446.  
  447. 95
  448. 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:15,580
  449. - Oh, schiesse.
  450. - You fucking shot me.
  451.  
  452. 96
  453. 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:17,983
  454. - Why'd you fucking shoot me?
  455. - Well, you started it.
  456.  
  457. 97
  458. 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,751
  459. There was somebody
  460. in the wardrobe.
  461.  
  462. 98
  463. 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,020
  464. It's a fucking mirror,
  465. you Magoo.
  466.  
  467. 99
  468. 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,556
  469. - You saw his reflection.
  470. - Yeah, well, who the fuck were you shooting at?
  471.  
  472. 100
  473. 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,526
  474. I thought there was someone
  475. shooting behind me, which there was!
  476.  
  477. 101
  478. 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,362
  479. Only I didn't know
  480. it was my fucking sidekick.
  481.  
  482. 102
  483. 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,931
  484. If anyone's a fucking
  485. sidekick, okay, it is you.
  486.  
  487. 103
  488. 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:36,568
  489. - You're a fucking sidekick.
  490. - Well, I'm not the one with a fucking bullet in my leg.
  491.  
  492. 104
  493. 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,503
  494. Fuck you.
  495. Whose room is this?
  496.  
  497. 105
  498. 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,372
  499. - Which one of you booked?
  500. - It's mine. It's mine.
  501.  
  502. 106
  503. 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,474
  504. Yeah? You get up, okay?
  505.  
  506. 107
  507. 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,476
  508. Call the front desk
  509. and say you've just been--
  510.  
  511. 108
  512. 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,611
  513. you've just been disturbed by the
  514. bangs that you heard down the corridor.
  515.  
  516. 109
  517. 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,715
  518. - What the fuck?
  519. - You always have to alert the authorities, okay?
  520.  
  521. 110
  522. 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,451
  523. Alert the authorities
  524. and they'll never suspect you.
  525.  
  526. 111
  527. 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,954
  528. - Do it.
  529. - All right. Okay, okay, okay,
  530.  
  531. 112
  532. 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,825
  533. - Okay.
  534. - ( phone beeps )
  535.  
  536. 113
  537. 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,127
  538. ( grunting )
  539. Hello.
  540.  
  541. 114
  542. 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:05,097
  543. ( stammers ) My name's Statton Taylor.
  544. I'm in room, uh...
  545.  
  546. 115
  547. 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,499
  548. - Keep it natural. Keep it natural.
  549. - ...uh, 304.
  550.  
  551. 116
  552. 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,469
  553. - Um, I just heard two loud shots.
  554. - Bangs!
  555.  
  556. 117
  557. 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,137
  558. - Bangs!
  559. - Bangs. Bangs! Uh, uh--
  560.  
  561. 118
  562. 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,805
  563. They might have not been shots.
  564. It could have been anything.
  565.  
  566. 119
  567. 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,774
  568. Tell them that you need
  569. your sleep, okay?
  570.  
  571. 120
  572. 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,642
  573. You don't want to be disturbed and
  574. you've got a thing in the morning.
  575.  
  576. 121
  577. 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,546
  578. I don't want to be disturbed.
  579. I got a thing in the morning.
  580.  
  581. 122
  582. 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,814
  583. - Early!
  584. - An early work--
  585.  
  586. 123
  587. 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,650
  588. I have early work
  589. in the morning.
  590.  
  591. 124
  592. 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:28,453
  593. Okay. Yes, please
  594. don't disturb me.
  595.  
  596. 125
  597. 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,822
  598. - Come on, come on, come on.
  599. - Okay, thank you very much.
  600.  
  601. 126
  602. 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:34,092
  603. Thank you. Okay, bye.
  604.  
  605. 127
  606. 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,528
  607. - What did he say?
  608. - He said they heard it.
  609.  
  610. 128
  611. 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,998
  612. - And?
  613. - They're looking into it.
  614.  
  615. 129
  616. 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,734
  617. - Right, we need to go.
  618. - No, no, no, no, no.
  619.  
  620. 130
  621. 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,170
  622. I can't go through reception
  623. dripping with blood.
  624.  
  625. 131
  626. 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,805
  627. They're looking
  628. for a guy with a gun,
  629.  
  630. 132
  631. 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,074
  632. and I got a fucking hole
  633. in my leg.
  634.  
  635. 133
  636. 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,810
  637. Right. What do you
  638. want me to do?
  639.  
  640. 134
  641. 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,780
  642. I just want you to watch me
  643. bleed to death, okay?
  644.  
  645. 135
  646. 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,582
  647. Just go.
  648. Just get somebody, okay?
  649.  
  650. 136
  651. 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,618
  652. Well, I cannot call
  653. a fucking ambulance, can I?
  654.  
  655. 137
  656. 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:04,189
  657. No, no, Will-- Will's brother,
  658. okay, is a doctor, all right?
  659.  
  660. 138
  661. 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:08,160
  662. - He's fucking 12!
  663. - His older brother.
  664.  
  665. 139
  666. 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:11,129
  667. Right, okay.
  668. Keep your fucking leg on.
  669.  
  670. 140
  671. 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,165
  672. Take that, right?
  673. In case I get searched on my way out.
  674.  
  675. 141
  676. 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:16,668
  677. Keep one trained on each
  678. of their fucking heads.
  679.  
  680. 142
  681. 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,103
  682. Um, um, um, look--
  683.  
  684. 143
  685. 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,871
  686. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
  687. - Don't.
  688.  
  689. 144
  690. 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,845
  691. Look, um,
  692. I know you don't care,
  693.  
  694. 145
  695. 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,214
  696. but that pendant...
  697.  
  698. 146
  699. 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,784
  700. I really need it.
  701. It was my mother's.
  702.  
  703. 147
  704. 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,922
  705. It's-- it's of great
  706. sentimental value to me.
  707.  
  708. 148
  709. 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:40,892
  710. Oh, well, um, okay.
  711.  
  712. 149
  713. 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,228
  714. Money is of great
  715. sentimental value to me,
  716.  
  717. 150
  718. 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,964
  719. and I know a man
  720. who will give me cash.
  721.  
  722. 151
  723. 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,634
  724. God fucking damn it.
  725.  
  726. 152
  727. 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,644
  728. ( stammering )
  729. Can I get dressed, please?
  730.  
  731. 153
  732. 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,081
  733. Slowly.
  734.  
  735. 154
  736. 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:15,126
  737. - Can I get dressed?
  738. - Do you have to?
  739.  
  740. 155
  741. 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,817
  742. Mary, can you bring
  743. that sheet over, please?
  744.  
  745. 156
  746. 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,020
  747. ( grunts )
  748.  
  749. 157
  750. 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,827
  751. Can you tie it
  752. around my leg?
  753.  
  754. 158
  755. 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,201
  756. ( exhales sharply )
  757.  
  758. 159
  759. 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,971
  760. - ( grunts )
  761. - Thank you, Mary. Thank you, Mary.
  762.  
  763. 160
  764. 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,773
  765. Thank you very much.
  766.  
  767. 161
  768. 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,017
  769. - Whose credit cards are these?
  770. - They're mine.
  771.  
  772. 162
  773. 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,986
  774. Says "Carol. Carol Page."
  775.  
  776. 163
  777. 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:19,157
  778. I think if there's one thing
  779. we've all learned tonight,
  780.  
  781. 164
  782. 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,593
  783. is that your name
  784. is definitely Mary.
  785.  
  786. 165
  787. 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,796
  788. Are these stolen credit cards?
  789. 'Cause I do not want stolen credit cards.
  790.  
  791. 166
  792. 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:29,768
  793. They're not stolen.
  794. Carol's my real name.
  795.  
  796. 167
  797. 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,272
  798. You gave me a fake name?
  799.  
  800. 168
  801. 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,874
  802. Whatevs.
  803. It was a one-night stand.
  804.  
  805. 169
  806. 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,709
  807. I gave you a fake
  808. phone number as well.
  809.  
  810. 170
  811. 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,744
  812. Then why were you so upset
  813. that I didn't call you Marie?
  814.  
  815. 171
  816. 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,713
  817. - Mary!
  818. - Mary, for fuck's sake.
  819.  
  820. 172
  821. 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,615
  822. It doesn't matter!
  823. It's not even her real name!
  824.  
  825. 173
  826. 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,350
  827. It was the name
  828. that I told you,
  829.  
  830. 174
  831. 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,153
  832. so, you know, it's still rude
  833. of you to not remember it.
  834.  
  835. 175
  836. 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,255
  837. Well, why did you want to hear me
  838. say it if it's not even your name?
  839.  
  840. 176
  841. 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,324
  842. 'Cause I knew
  843. you'd forgotten it.
  844.  
  845. 177
  846. 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:56,094
  847. I could tell by the way you kept
  848. saying, "Oh, baby, baby, baby."
  849.  
  850. 178
  851. 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,363
  852. - ( chuckles )
  853. - So you were testing me during sex?
  854.  
  855. 179
  856. 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,699
  857. That's entrapment.
  858. That is nice.
  859.  
  860. 180
  861. 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:05,870
  862. Remembering the fake name I gave
  863. you is the minimum requirement.
  864.  
  865. 181
  866. 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:09,007
  867. And, anyway,
  868. it's sort of my name.
  869.  
  870. 182
  871. 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,110
  872. Sort of? How can it be
  873. sort of your name?
  874.  
  875. 183
  876. 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:16,881
  877. It was my name
  878. when I was a nun.
  879.  
  880. 184
  881. 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,883
  882. You were a nun?
  883.  
  884. 185
  885. 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,386
  886. I was a novice for, like,
  887. two years when I was young.
  888.  
  889. 186
  890. 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,623
  891. I was Sister Mary Catherine.
  892.  
  893. 187
  894. 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,892
  895. You wanted him to call you by
  896. your nun name while you did it?
  897.  
  898. 188
  899. 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,395
  900. - Well, that's hot.
  901. - Not because of that, no.
  902.  
  903. 189
  904. 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,163
  905. Do you mind?
  906. This is private.
  907.  
  908. 190
  909. 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,400
  910. Yeah. I'm feeling a bit
  911. like a fifth wheel.
  912.  
  913. 191
  914. 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,801
  915. You want me to go?
  916.  
  917. 192
  918. 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,240
  919. - Have you still got the habit?
  920. - Oh, come on.
  921.  
  922. 193
  923. 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,410
  924. - Oh, my God.
  925. - ( chuckles )
  926.  
  927. 194
  928. 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,412
  929. Do you still have
  930. the habit?
  931.  
  932. 195
  933. 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,114
  934. Not on me, no.
  935.  
  936. 196
  937. 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,917
  938. Of course.
  939. Sorry, sorry.
  940.  
  941. 197
  942. 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:56,287
  943. So, uh, you're a Catholic
  944. boy, too, then, eh?
  945.  
  946. 198
  947. 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,089
  948. Yeah.
  949.  
  950. 199
  951. 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,126
  952. Do you go to St. Godfrey's?
  953. I feel like I recognize you.
  954.  
  955. 200
  956. 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,995
  957. I just got one
  958. of those faces.
  959.  
  960. 201
  961. 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,397
  962. What are the chances, eh?
  963.  
  964. 202
  965. 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,966
  966. Three strangers,
  967. all of us Catholic.
  968.  
  969. 203
  970. 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:12,103
  971. - I'm not.
  972. - You were a nun.
  973.  
  974. 204
  975. 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,806
  976. How can you be a nun
  977. and not be Catholic?
  978.  
  979. 205
  980. 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,942
  981. It's one of those questions
  982. they never ask.
  983.  
  984. 206
  985. 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,812
  986. They just assume
  987. if you sign up to be a nun,
  988.  
  989. 207
  990. 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,681
  991. you know, must be Catholic.
  992.  
  993. 208
  994. 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:26,017
  995. Always go to the authorities
  996. and they never suspect a thing.
  997.  
  998. 209
  999. 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,819
  1000. - Does that always work?
  1001. - No.
  1002.  
  1003. 210
  1004. 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:32,323
  1005. Yes. I learned it when I went
  1006. to London when I was 19.
  1007.  
  1008. 211
  1009. 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,326
  1010. - What, like in crime training?
  1011. - No, going to the opera.
  1012.  
  1013. 212
  1014. 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,063
  1015. - The opera?
  1016. - Well, don't stereotype me, mate.
  1017.  
  1018. 213
  1019. 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,998
  1020. - I wasn't.
  1021. - Not everyone with a gun
  1022.  
  1023. 214
  1024. 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,168
  1025. - is uncultured.
  1026. - Carry on the story. I want to hear.
  1027.  
  1028. 215
  1029. 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:48,306
  1030. When I first went to London,
  1031. okay, I was, uh,
  1032.  
  1033. 216
  1034. 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,476
  1035. training to be
  1036. an opera singer.
  1037.  
  1038. 217
  1039. 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:55,313
  1040. And, uh, we used to go
  1041. to the interval,
  1042.  
  1043. 218
  1044. 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,315
  1045. and, uh, no one
  1046. would check the tickets,
  1047.  
  1048. 219
  1049. 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,050
  1050. so we'd just jump in
  1051. a spare seat.
  1052.  
  1053. 220
  1054. 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,754
  1055. This one time,
  1056. I went with my mate Callum,
  1057.  
  1058. 221
  1059. 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,856
  1060. and they were sold out and
  1061. I was about to do a runner,
  1062.  
  1063. 222
  1064. 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,793
  1065. and he went up to this usher,
  1066. who was a beautiful girl.
  1067.  
  1068. 223
  1069. 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,162
  1070. And he said to her,
  1071. "Have I got time to go
  1072.  
  1073. 224
  1074. 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,864
  1075. to the toilet
  1076. before it starts?"
  1077.  
  1078. 225
  1079. 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,501
  1080. She says, "You can go
  1081. to the toilet, but...
  1082.  
  1083. 226
  1084. 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,503
  1085. I'll have to put you
  1086. in a private box."
  1087.  
  1088. 227
  1089. 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:24,509
  1090. So, uh, we watched
  1091. the second half of "Tosca"
  1092.  
  1093. 228
  1094. 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,245
  1095. in a private box like kings.
  1096.  
  1097. 229
  1098. 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,114
  1099. Amazing.
  1100.  
  1101. 230
  1102. 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,750
  1103. And after the opera,
  1104. Callum shagged the usher.
  1105.  
  1106. 231
  1107. 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,121
  1108. It was a beautiful night.
  1109.  
  1110. 232
  1111. 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,447
  1112. That was lovely.
  1113.  
  1114. 233
  1115. 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:48,032
  1116. So, you're an opera singer?
  1117. What happened?
  1118.  
  1119. 234
  1120. 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,368
  1121. Oh, it's a very competitive
  1122. field, you know?
  1123.  
  1124. 235
  1125. 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,371
  1126. You gotta be really good
  1127. to progress and...
  1128.  
  1129. 236
  1130. 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:59,210
  1131. this is an opportunity
  1132. for some fast cash.
  1133.  
  1134. 237
  1135. 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,946
  1136. And then one thing
  1137. led to a...
  1138.  
  1139. 238
  1140. 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,948
  1141. hole in the leg.
  1142.  
  1143. 239
  1144. 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,352
  1145. What was your biggest part?
  1146.  
  1147. 240
  1148. 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,822
  1149. Pirate King
  1150. of "Pirates of Penzance."
  1151.  
  1152. 241
  1153. 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,891
  1154. - ( chuckles )
  1155. - Wow.
  1156.  
  1157. 242
  1158. 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,060
  1159. Just a tour. Just a tour,
  1160. but mainly to tourists.
  1161.  
  1162. 243
  1163. 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,029
  1164. - It's impressive.
  1165. - Mm-hmm.
  1166.  
  1167. 244
  1168. 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,400
  1169. Could you sing
  1170. something for us?
  1171.  
  1172. 245
  1173. 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,303
  1174. - Yeah.
  1175. - It might take your mind off your leg.
  1176.  
  1177. 246
  1178. 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,573
  1179. - No.
  1180. - Oh, go on.
  1181.  
  1182. 247
  1183. 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,975
  1184. - Please.
  1185. - No, I couldn't.
  1186.  
  1187. 248
  1188. 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,546
  1189. Oh, it's a non-smoking room.
  1190.  
  1191. 249
  1192. 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,048
  1193. I need to do something
  1194. for my pain, mate.
  1195.  
  1196. 250
  1197. 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,017
  1198. Can I have one then?
  1199.  
  1200. 251
  1201. 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,828
  1202. It's a non-smoking room.
  1203.  
  1204. 252
  1205. 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,429
  1206. We won't tell if you won't.
  1207.  
  1208. 253
  1209. 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,364
  1210. Yeah, Statton,
  1211. live a little.
  1212.  
  1213. 254
  1214. 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:11,950
  1215. ♪ I am the Pirate King ♪
  1216.  
  1217. 255
  1218. 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,186
  1219. ♪ And it is, it is
  1220. a glorious thing ♪
  1221.  
  1222. 256
  1223. 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:21,192
  1224. ♪ To be the Pirate King ♪
  1225.  
  1226. 257
  1227. 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,633
  1228. ♪ Oh, better far
  1229. to live and die ♪
  1230.  
  1231. 258
  1232. 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,270
  1233. ♪ Under the brave
  1234. black flag I fly ♪
  1235.  
  1236. 259
  1237. 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,073
  1238. ♪ Than play
  1239. a sanctimonious part ♪
  1240.  
  1241. 260
  1242. 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,977
  1243. ♪ With a pirate head
  1244. and a pirate heart ♪
  1245.  
  1246. 261
  1247. 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:43,381
  1248. ♪ I'll be true
  1249. to the song I sing ♪
  1250.  
  1251. 262
  1252. 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,251
  1253. ♪ And live and die ♪
  1254.  
  1255. 263
  1256. 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,154
  1257. ♪ A Pirate King ♪
  1258.  
  1259. 264
  1260. 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:03,301
  1261. ♪ For I am the Pirate King ♪
  1262.  
  1263. 265
  1264. 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,670
  1265. ♪ Hurrah, hurrah,
  1266. for the Pirate King ♪
  1267.  
  1268. 266
  1269. 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,006
  1270. ♪ It is, it is
  1271. a glorious thing ♪
  1272.  
  1273. 267
  1274. 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,041
  1275. ♪ To be a Pirate King ♪
  1276.  
  1277. 268
  1278. 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,110
  1279. ♪ It is, hurrah for
  1280. the Pirate King ♪
  1281.  
  1282. 269
  1283. 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:18,182
  1284. - ♪ Hurrah ♪
  1285. - ♪ The Pirate King ♪
  1286.  
  1287. 270
  1288. 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,288
  1289. ( smoke alarm beeping )
  1290.  
  1291. 271
  1292. 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,489
  1293. Fuck.
  1294.  
  1295. 272
  1296. 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,696
  1297. Oh, fuck.
  1298.  
  1299. 273
  1300. 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,197
  1301. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
  1302. fuck, fuck.
  1303.  
  1304. 274
  1305. 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,035
  1306. ( knocking on door )
  1307.  
  1308. 275
  1309. 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,536
  1310. Man:
  1311. Mr. Taylor?
  1312.  
  1313. 276
  1314. 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,605
  1315. It's the hotel duty manager.
  1316.  
  1317. 277
  1318. 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,543
  1319. - Get rid of him.
  1320. - How?
  1321.  
  1322. 278
  1323. 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,546
  1324. Answer the door and say you
  1325. were disturbed by a shot.
  1326.  
  1327. 279
  1328. 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,383
  1329. - A shot or a bang?
  1330. - Bang, okay?
  1331.  
  1332. 280
  1333. 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,120
  1334. Okay, no funny business,
  1335. 'cause remember-- get on there.
  1336.  
  1337. 281
  1338. 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,489
  1339. Remember, I've got a gun pointed
  1340. at your girlfriend's head, mate.
  1341.  
  1342. 282
  1343. 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,158
  1344. Mary:
  1345. Girlfriend?
  1346.  
  1347. 283
  1348. 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,495
  1349. - Man: Mr. Taylor?
  1350. - ( knocking )
  1351.  
  1352. 284
  1353. 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,563
  1354. Mr. Taylor?
  1355.  
  1356. 285
  1357. 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,301
  1358. Fuck it!
  1359. I'll go, I'll go.
  1360.  
  1361. 286
  1362. 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,338
  1363. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
  1364.  
  1365. 287
  1366. 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,612
  1367. What's going on, huh?
  1368.  
  1369. 288
  1370. 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,382
  1371. I was just woken up by an alarm
  1372. and then a shot-- bang.
  1373.  
  1374. 289
  1375. 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,486
  1376. Whatever.
  1377. And now you're thumping on my door.
  1378.  
  1379. 290
  1380. 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,122
  1381. Sorry, Mr. Taylor.
  1382.  
  1383. 291
  1384. 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:35,126
  1385. We had a complaint about,
  1386. uh, some kind of singing
  1387.  
  1388. 292
  1389. 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,596
  1390. - coming from your room.
  1391. - That was next door.
  1392.  
  1393. 293
  1394. 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,131
  1395. I was gonna complain
  1396. about that, too.
  1397.  
  1398. 294
  1399. 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,433
  1400. Okay, I'm going for his gun.
  1401.  
  1402. 295
  1403. 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,469
  1404. He's wounded.
  1405. We can overpower him.
  1406.  
  1407. 296
  1408. 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,438
  1409. - No, no. He'll kill us.
  1410. - He might kill us anyway. Come on.
  1411.  
  1412. 297
  1413. 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,607
  1414. I got an ace up my sleeve.
  1415. I've remembered where I know him from.
  1416.  
  1417. 298
  1418. 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,442
  1419. - What? Where?
  1420. - His name's Kipper.
  1421.  
  1422. 299
  1423. 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,778
  1424. - Oh, his name you remember?
  1425. - Well, I pictured a herring,
  1426.  
  1427. 300
  1428. 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,614
  1429. - and the book says it's easier to remember unusual names.
  1430. - Oh, my fuck!
  1431.  
  1432. 301
  1433. 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,517
  1434. - Look, when I tell him--
  1435. - Do not fucking tell him.
  1436.  
  1437. 302
  1438. 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,786
  1439. - What?
  1440. - If he knows you, he'll have to kill you.
  1441.  
  1442. 303
  1443. 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,156
  1444. - Why?
  1445. - Statton, I don't want to die,
  1446.  
  1447. 304
  1448. 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,292
  1449. and neither do you, so shut the fuck
  1450. up, and follow my lead.
  1451.  
  1452. 305
  1453. 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,360
  1454. But he--
  1455.  
  1456. 306
  1457. 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,612
  1458. I think you were right.
  1459. I do remember you.
  1460.  
  1461. 307
  1462. 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:33,117
  1463. No, I just think you got one
  1464. of those faces, like you said.
  1465.  
  1466. 308
  1467. 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,686
  1468. How can it be my face
  1469. if I remember you?
  1470.  
  1471. 309
  1472. 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,659
  1473. You...
  1474.  
  1475. 310
  1476. 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,494
  1477. were at Danno's party.
  1478.  
  1479. 311
  1480. 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,166
  1481. No, I-- I don't think I was.
  1482.  
  1483. 312
  1484. 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,135
  1485. Yes! Danno's!
  1486.  
  1487. 313
  1488. 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,804
  1489. You're the piano tuner guy.
  1490.  
  1491. 314
  1492. 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,806
  1493. We were doing shots
  1494. in the kitchen.
  1495.  
  1496. 315
  1497. 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:59,310
  1498. Oh, that Danno, yes.
  1499. Yes, I was. Yes.
  1500.  
  1501. 316
  1502. 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,213
  1503. - Sorry.
  1504. - I totally remember you.
  1505.  
  1506. 317
  1507. 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,449
  1508. So, you live around here?
  1509.  
  1510. 318
  1511. 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,518
  1512. - Mm-hmm.
  1513. - Then why are we in a hotel?
  1514.  
  1515. 319
  1516. 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,556
  1517. Come on, Statton.
  1518.  
  1519. 320
  1520. 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,525
  1521. You don't want to die
  1522. with a lie on your conscience.
  1523.  
  1524. 321
  1525. 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,728
  1526. That is true. As a Catholic,
  1527. it's highly inadvisable.
  1528.  
  1529. 322
  1530. 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,868
  1531. I, um, still live
  1532. with my wife.
  1533.  
  1534. 323
  1535. 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:27,305
  1536. - Oh, Jesus.
  1537. - No, we're separated.
  1538.  
  1539. 324
  1540. 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,373
  1541. I sleep on the sofa
  1542. in the living room.
  1543.  
  1544. 325
  1545. 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,375
  1546. Just hasn't been
  1547. the right time to leave.
  1548.  
  1549. 326
  1550. 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,312
  1551. Sure, you're separated,
  1552. but you still live together.
  1553.  
  1554. 327
  1555. 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,548
  1556. - Totally believable.
  1557. - I promise you, she won't mind me being here.
  1558.  
  1559. 328
  1560. 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,651
  1561. - I could introduce you, if you like.
  1562. - No, I'm fine, really.
  1563.  
  1564. 329
  1565. 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:47,725
  1566. So, uh,
  1567. how do you know Danno?
  1568.  
  1569. 330
  1570. 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,627
  1571. Well, my mate Theo
  1572. is his supplier.
  1573.  
  1574. 331
  1575. 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,329
  1576. You're a drug dealer, too?
  1577.  
  1578. 332
  1579. 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,398
  1580. No. Theo's a drug dealer.
  1581.  
  1582. 333
  1583. 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,634
  1584. I would never be
  1585. a drug dealer.
  1586.  
  1587. 334
  1588. 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,403
  1589. It's too fussy.
  1590. Might as well be a shopkeeper.
  1591.  
  1592. 335
  1593. 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,808
  1594. ( cell phone ringing )
  1595.  
  1596. 336
  1597. 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,280
  1598. Oh.
  1599.  
  1600. 337
  1601. 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,849
  1602. Yeah? What do you got?
  1603.  
  1604. 338
  1605. 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,653
  1606. Will's brother
  1607. is cave-diving in Azerbaijan.
  1608.  
  1609. 339
  1610. 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,923
  1611. - I'm fucking dying here.
  1612. - Yeah, I know.
  1613.  
  1614. 340
  1615. 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,225
  1616. - I'm exploring other options.
  1617. - Like what?
  1618.  
  1619. 341
  1620. 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:25,596
  1621. - Theo knows this vet.
  1622. - A vet? Victor the vet?
  1623.  
  1624. 342
  1625. 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,798
  1626. Yeah, I think he said
  1627. his name was Victor, yeah.
  1628.  
  1629. 343
  1630. 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,268
  1631. Well, he's not even a real vet.
  1632. He got his diploma on the Internet.
  1633.  
  1634. 344
  1635. 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,704
  1636. Well, Theo swears by him. Said he was
  1637. a star when his wee doggie got shot.
  1638.  
  1639. 345
  1640. 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,274
  1641. I won't see a vet without
  1642. proper qualifications.
  1643.  
  1644. 346
  1645. 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,610
  1646. Hey, that doggie has little
  1647. wheels on his back legs now.
  1648.  
  1649. 347
  1650. 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,714
  1651. Are you telling me that his last
  1652. patient is now a paraplegic?
  1653.  
  1654. 348
  1655. 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,952
  1656. Yeah, all right,
  1657. I'll sort something else out.
  1658.  
  1659. 349
  1660. 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,222
  1661. And a packet of chewing gum, please.
  1662. Sugar-free.
  1663.  
  1664. 350
  1665. 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,492
  1666. How's the situation now?
  1667.  
  1668. 351
  1669. 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,628
  1670. Oh, ahem, yeah,
  1671. situation's under control, Dec.
  1672.  
  1673. 352
  1674. 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,631
  1675. You'll never guess.
  1676.  
  1677. 353
  1678. 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,935
  1679. Statton and I have met before
  1680. at one of Danno's parties.
  1681.  
  1682. 354
  1683. 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,372
  1684. What the fuck?
  1685. Are you a chartered moron?
  1686.  
  1687. 355
  1688. 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,442
  1689. If he knows you,
  1690. he can ID you.
  1691.  
  1692. 356
  1693. 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,644
  1694. If they can hear you,
  1695. don't say a fucking word.
  1696.  
  1697. 357
  1698. 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,584
  1699. This is why you
  1700. are the sidekick.
  1701.  
  1702. 358
  1703. 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:24,355
  1704. Fuck you. What do I do?
  1705.  
  1706. 359
  1707. 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,692
  1708. Well, you're gonna
  1709. have to kill 'em.
  1710.  
  1711. 360
  1712. 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,960
  1713. What?
  1714.  
  1715. 361
  1716. 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,997
  1717. Well, I, uh--
  1718. I've, uh, never--
  1719.  
  1720. 362
  1721. 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,801
  1722. never really had any experience
  1723. in that kind of area before.
  1724.  
  1725. 363
  1726. 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,972
  1727. Are you trying to tell me that you
  1728. have never killed anyone before?
  1729.  
  1730. 364
  1731. 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,506
  1732. That's correct.
  1733.  
  1734. 365
  1735. 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:46,310
  1736. Jesus. You must have.
  1737.  
  1738. 366
  1739. 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,346
  1740. - Well, I haven't.
  1741. - Are you sure?
  1742.  
  1743. 367
  1744. 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,448
  1745. Well, I'm pretty sure I'd
  1746. remember that sort of thing.
  1747.  
  1748. 368
  1749. 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,984
  1750. Jesus, Kipper.
  1751.  
  1752. 369
  1753. 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:56,854
  1754. And, um, you know, there's been
  1755. a little bit of bonding,
  1756.  
  1757. 370
  1758. 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,290
  1759. and, uh, reminiscences
  1760. and all that.
  1761.  
  1762. 371
  1763. 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,726
  1764. I have three previous.
  1765.  
  1766. 372
  1767. 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,527
  1768. I'm on parole.
  1769.  
  1770. 373
  1771. 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:07,031
  1772. I will get 20 years
  1773. for armed robbery.
  1774.  
  1775. 374
  1776. 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,634
  1777. I am not gonna do
  1778. 20 fucking years
  1779.  
  1780. 375
  1781. 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,636
  1782. 'cause you're a French fancy!
  1783.  
  1784. 376
  1785. 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,973
  1786. All right.
  1787.  
  1788. 377
  1789. 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:18,976
  1790. You'll have to kill her, too.
  1791.  
  1792. 378
  1793. 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,713
  1794. No. No.
  1795.  
  1796. 379
  1797. 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:28,886
  1798. - No, no.
  1799. - She will see you kill him.
  1800.  
  1801. 380
  1802. 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,756
  1803. We can't have her being
  1804. a witness to that, can we?
  1805.  
  1806. 381
  1807. 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,961
  1808. I can't do it.
  1809.  
  1810. 382
  1811. 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,332
  1812. All right, I'll do it,
  1813.  
  1814. 383
  1815. 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,068
  1816. if you admit
  1817. you're the sidekick.
  1818.  
  1819. 384
  1820. 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,905
  1821. You're wrong. It got a lot friendly,
  1822. and you don't shoot a friend.
  1823.  
  1824. 385
  1825. 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,808
  1826. I'm a lot less shootable
  1827. now that he knows me socially.
  1828.  
  1829. 386
  1830. 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,077
  1831. No, no, no.
  1832. You're wrong.
  1833.  
  1834. 387
  1835. 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,414
  1836. He can't let you go,
  1837. so now he can't let me go.
  1838.  
  1839. 388
  1840. 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,483
  1841. ( Kipper whispering )
  1842.  
  1843. 389
  1844. 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,918
  1845. As soon as this is through
  1846.  
  1847. 390
  1848. 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,754
  1849. I'm taking Tina
  1850. and the kids...
  1851.  
  1852. 391
  1853. 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,824
  1854. ( continues whispering )
  1855.  
  1856. 392
  1857. 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,534
  1858. Drop the gun and the phone.
  1859.  
  1860. 393
  1861. 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:22,506
  1862. - How did you get that?
  1863. - You left it on the chair, Pirate King.
  1864.  
  1865. 394
  1866. 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,977
  1867. I am the sidekick.
  1868.  
  1869. 395
  1870. 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,592
  1871. Hello, my name's Statton Taylor.
  1872. I'm in room 304.
  1873.  
  1874. 396
  1875. 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,961
  1876. We need police
  1877. and ambulance right away.
  1878.  
  1879. 397
  1880. 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,863
  1881. Oh, thank you very much.
  1882. Okay, bye.
  1883.  
  1884. 398
  1885. 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,968
  1886. Police are on their way up 'cause
  1887. of the earlier bangs-- shot, shots.
  1888.  
  1889. 399
  1890. 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,403
  1891. - Statton?
  1892. - Hmm?
  1893.  
  1894. 400
  1895. 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,039
  1896. - Get the gun.
  1897. - Oh, right.
  1898.  
  1899. 401
  1900. 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:04,815
  1901. Please, give me a chance.
  1902. Give me a head start, okay?
  1903.  
  1904. 402
  1905. 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,618
  1906. I've got kids,
  1907. I'm an opera singer, and...
  1908.  
  1909. 403
  1910. 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,987
  1911. I'm clearly not good
  1912. at this.
  1913.  
  1914. 404
  1915. 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,992
  1916. I'll quit.
  1917.  
  1918. 405
  1919. 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,927
  1920. I'll go into teaching.
  1921.  
  1922. 406
  1923. 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,470
  1924. ( screaming )
  1925.  
  1926. 407
  1927. 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:30,608
  1928. - Police! Get on the floor!
  1929. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get on the floor!
  1930.  
  1931. 408
  1932. 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,511
  1933. Thank Christ you're here!
  1934.  
  1935. 409
  1936. 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,813
  1937. - What?
  1938. - They tried to kill me! I brought her up to my room,
  1939.  
  1940. 410
  1941. 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,548
  1942. and she pulled out a gun
  1943. and called her boyfriend.
  1944.  
  1945. 411
  1946. 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,918
  1947. - He was robbing us.
  1948. - You get your heads down!
  1949.  
  1950. 412
  1951. 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,154
  1952. The room's in my name.
  1953. My name's Statton Taylor.
  1954.  
  1955. 413
  1956. 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,022
  1957. Of course it is.
  1958. And I'm the one being held at gunpoint.
  1959.  
  1960. 414
  1961. 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,525
  1962. - I'm Statton Taylor!
  1963. - No, he's not!
  1964.  
  1965. 415
  1966. 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,793
  1967. - Shut the fuck up!
  1968. - Okay, okay, okay.
  1969.  
  1970. 416
  1971. 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,494
  1972. Have you got any ID, sir?
  1973.  
  1974. 417
  1975. 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:53,063
  1976. - Hey, that's my wallet!
  1977. - Shut it!
  1978.  
  1979. 418
  1980. 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:04,208
  1981. - Any photo ID?
  1982. - Ah, Jesus. They're the ones with the guns.
  1983.  
  1984. 419
  1985. 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,812
  1986. - Whose ID do you think it is?
  1987. - It's mine! He stole the wallet from me!
  1988.  
  1989. 420
  1990. 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,781
  1991. Very slowly look up
  1992. towards the door.
  1993.  
  1994. 421
  1995. 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,817
  1996. Sedgwick, manager.
  1997.  
  1998. 422
  1999. 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,486
  2000. Which one of these men
  2001. is Statton Taylor?
  2002.  
  2003. 423
  2004. 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,690
  2005. - That one.
  2006. - What?
  2007.  
  2008. 424
  2009. 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,892
  2010. - I talked to him earlier.
  2011. - Mary: His name is Kipper.
  2012.  
  2013. 425
  2014. 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,161
  2015. He went to the door.
  2016. He had us at gunpoint.
  2017.  
  2018. 426
  2019. 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,964
  2020. You're the one with the guns.
  2021. He's the one that's wounded.
  2022.  
  2023. 427
  2024. 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,135
  2025. - Twice. Wounded twice.
  2026. - We'll get you to the hospital, Mr. Taylor.
  2027.  
  2028. 428
  2029. 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,737
  2030. - We'll take a statement in the morning.
  2031. - Thank you, officer.
  2032.  
  2033. 429
  2034. 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:34,772
  2035. I thought they
  2036. were gonna kill me.
  2037.  
  2038. 430
  2039. 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,641
  2040. We do our job, that's all.
  2041.  
  2042. 431
  2043. 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,944
  2044. Sedgwick: You do not
  2045. have to say anything,
  2046.  
  2047. 432
  2048. 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:43,013
  2049. but it may harm your defense if
  2050. you don't mention when questioned
  2051.  
  2052. 433
  2053. 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:46,083
  2054. something you later
  2055. rely on in court.
  2056.  
  2057. 434
  2058. 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,152
  2059. ( music playing )
  2060.  
  2061. 435
  2062. 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:14,011
  2063. Fuck. Statton, I think I've got
  2064. a wrap of coke in my pocket.
  2065.  
  2066. 436
  2067. 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,514
  2068. What? Cocaine?
  2069.  
  2070. 437
  2071. 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,949
  2072. Mm-hmm. Can you reach it?
  2073. It's in my jacket pocket.
  2074.  
  2075. 438
  2076. 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:22,953
  2077. - But they searched you.
  2078. - There's a zip pocket inside the pocket.
  2079.  
  2080. 439
  2081. 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:28,092
  2082. - Just leave it there.
  2083. - No, no. They might have dogs at the station.
  2084.  
  2085. 440
  2086. 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,161
  2087. - ( police radio chatter )
  2088. - Why do you have cocaine anyway? It's illegal.
  2089.  
  2090. 441
  2091. 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,797
  2092. It's from a party
  2093. weeks ago.
  2094.  
  2095. 442
  2096. 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,967
  2097. - Just get it.
  2098. - All right.
  2099.  
  2100. 443
  2101. 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,269
  2102. God!
  2103.  
  2104. 444
  2105. 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,875
  2106. I can't.
  2107.  
  2108. 445
  2109. 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,878
  2110. - That is not my pocket.
  2111. - Sorry.
  2112.  
  2113. 446
  2114. 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,880
  2115. I've got it,
  2116. I've got it, I've got it.
  2117.  
  2118. 447
  2119. 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,717
  2120. Let's hand it in.
  2121.  
  2122. 448
  2123. 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,954
  2124. No, no. Just drop it
  2125. when we get out of the van.
  2126.  
  2127. 449
  2128. 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,691
  2129. No, you always go to the authorities,
  2130. that way they never suspect you.
  2131.  
  2132. 450
  2133. 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,263
  2134. - Officer?
  2135. - ( banging )
  2136.  
  2137. 451
  2138. 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:09,266
  2139. - Officer, I found illegal drugs in the back of your van.
  2140. - Statton, no, no, no.
  2141.  
  2142. 452
  2143. 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,370
  2144. Not your first time then.
  2145.  
  2146. 453
  2147. 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,106
  2148. - What?
  2149. - We've run a check on your girlfriend's fingerprints.
  2150.  
  2151. 454
  2152. 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,876
  2153. - She's not my girlfriend.
  2154. - Oh, I'm sorry. Your "lady friend."
  2155.  
  2156. 455
  2157. 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,813
  2158. Her name is Yvonne Page,
  2159.  
  2160. 456
  2161. 00:26:55,815 --> 00:27:00,284
  2162. and she has a previous
  2163. for armed robbery.
  2164.  
  2165. 457
  2166. 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,087
  2167. We're not saying anything
  2168. till our lawyer gets here.
  2169.  
  2170. 458
  2171. 00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:06,657
  2172. - Come back then.
  2173. - Oh, I will.
  2174.  
  2175. 459
  2176. 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,675
  2177. Fucking sidekick.
  2178.  
  2179. 460
  2180. 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:26,910
  2181. Fuck.
  2182.  
  2183. 461
  2184. 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:38,155
  2185. Where's the leg
  2186. that needs fixing then?
  2187.  
  2188. 462
  2189. 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,793
  2190. Your name's Yvonne?
  2191. Your name's not even Carol.
  2192.  
  2193. 463
  2194. 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,795
  2195. You have previous convictions.
  2196.  
  2197. 464
  2198. 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,430
  2199. Oh, that's it,
  2200. we're going down.
  2201.  
  2202. 465
  2203. 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,766
  2204. Oh, calm down.
  2205. It's not like I planned this.
  2206.  
  2207. 466
  2208. 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,934
  2209. If I did, I wouldn't have a
  2210. criminal record now, would I?
  2211.  
  2212. 467
  2213. 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:54,104
  2214. Still your fault. You grabbed the gun.
  2215. You had the cocaine.
  2216.  
  2217. 468
  2218. 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,140
  2219. Oh, my God,
  2220. I'm going down for armed robbery.
  2221.  
  2222. 469
  2223. 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:59,677
  2224. Oh, my giddy Christ, why didn't you
  2225. tell me you'd already been arrested?
  2226.  
  2227. 470
  2228. 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:02,246
  2229. - It was a long time ago. I--
  2230. - Well, how long ago?
  2231.  
  2232. 471
  2233. 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,914
  2234. Was it before
  2235. or after the nunnery?
  2236.  
  2237. 472
  2238. 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,317
  2239. It was actually the reason
  2240. I was asked to leave.
  2241.  
  2242. 473
  2243. 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,822
  2244. You committed armed robbery
  2245. when you were a nun?
  2246.  
  2247. 474
  2248. 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,824
  2249. I just drove the getaway car.
  2250.  
  2251. 475
  2252. 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,959
  2253. No one thought they'd chase
  2254. the convent car.
  2255.  
  2256. 476
  2257. 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,462
  2258. It had St. Lucy of the Isle
  2259. Convent written all over it.
  2260.  
  2261. 477
  2262. 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,097
  2263. You were a nun here
  2264. on the island?
  2265.  
  2266. 478
  2267. 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,832
  2268. - Mm-hmm.
  2269. - I thought you were a tourist.
  2270.  
  2271. 479
  2272. 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,333
  2273. I left the island years ago.
  2274.  
  2275. 480
  2276. 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,703
  2277. I just come back
  2278. every now and again.
  2279.  
  2280. 481
  2281. 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,938
  2282. To wreak havoc
  2283. and get people arrested.
  2284.  
  2285. 482
  2286. 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,374
  2287. Look, you're making
  2288. too much of it.
  2289.  
  2290. 483
  2291. 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,310
  2292. I got a suspended sentence,
  2293. I didn't do time.
  2294.  
  2295. 484
  2296. 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,978
  2297. Who are you even
  2298. doing this with?
  2299.  
  2300. 485
  2301. 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,114
  2302. - Errant nuns who needed--
  2303. - No.
  2304.  
  2305. 486
  2306. 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,116
  2307. I fell in with a bad crowd.
  2308.  
  2309. 487
  2310. 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,085
  2311. How? You were living
  2312. in a convent!
  2313.  
  2314. 488
  2315. 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:44,321
  2316. They were a youth group.
  2317. Troubled teens.
  2318.  
  2319. 489
  2320. 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,724
  2321. I was supposed to be
  2322. mentoring them,
  2323.  
  2324. 490
  2325. 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:49,159
  2326. - but instead--
  2327. - Instead, you committed armed robbery with them.
  2328.  
  2329. 491
  2330. 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,229
  2331. Oh, they were fun, and they offered
  2332. to give me some of the cash.
  2333.  
  2334. 492
  2335. 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,399
  2336. You have no idea how hard
  2337. the vow of poverty is.
  2338.  
  2339. 493
  2340. 00:28:55,401 --> 00:29:01,772
  2341. - Fuck-a-fuck.
  2342. - Way worse than chastity by far.
  2343.  
  2344. 494
  2345. 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,774
  2346. ( phone ringing )
  2347.  
  2348. 495
  2349. 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,214
  2350. Hello.
  2351. Statton Taylor speaking.
  2352.  
  2353. 496
  2354. 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:14,284
  2355. - Kipper! What's going on?
  2356. - Oh, calm down, mum.
  2357.  
  2358. 497
  2359. 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:17,154
  2360. I'm fine, I'm fine.
  2361. I'm in the hospital.
  2362.  
  2363. 498
  2364. 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:20,290
  2365. - You're not in the nick?
  2366. - No. No, no, no.
  2367.  
  2368. 499
  2369. 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,459
  2370. They caught the pair
  2371. that did it.
  2372.  
  2373. 500
  2374. 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:28,899
  2375. Are you telling me
  2376. the two people that can ID us
  2377.  
  2378. 501
  2379. 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,534
  2380. are in the fucking nick?
  2381.  
  2382. 502
  2383. 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,302
  2384. That's right, mum.
  2385.  
  2386. 503
  2387. 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:43,981
  2388. You really stupid,
  2389. you know that?
  2390.  
  2391. 504
  2392. 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:47,050
  2393. I woke Petal up
  2394. and got her to put on
  2395.  
  2396. 505
  2397. 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,219
  2398. a nurse's uniform
  2399. to instill confidence in you,
  2400.  
  2401. 506
  2402. 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,555
  2403. and you're not
  2404. even fucking here!
  2405.  
  2406. 507
  2407. 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,323
  2408. Look, someone with
  2409. a first aid certificate
  2410.  
  2411. 508
  2412. 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:56,260
  2413. that you do weekly role-play
  2414. with is not a nurse.
  2415.  
  2416. 509
  2417. 00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,230
  2418. Mum.
  2419.  
  2420. 510
  2421. 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:03,033
  2422. Just get yourself out of the
  2423. hospital as soon as you can,
  2424.  
  2425. 511
  2426. 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,536
  2427. before
  2428. the Bobbsey twins ID you.
  2429.  
  2430. 512
  2431. 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,306
  2432. Love you, bye.
  2433.  
  2434. 513
  2435. 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:11,408
  2436. Prick.
  2437.  
  2438. 514
  2439. 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,580
  2440. We have to go, Petal.
  2441.  
  2442. 515
  2443. 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:20,083
  2444. Shame to waste the bed.
  2445.  
  2446. 516
  2447. 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:25,022
  2448. You could be done
  2449. in three minutes, Dec-ster.
  2450.  
  2451. 517
  2452. 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:36,300
  2453. This can't be happening.
  2454. This can't be happening to me.
  2455.  
  2456. 518
  2457. 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,169
  2458. - This is your fault!
  2459. - This is good for you.
  2460.  
  2461. 519
  2462. 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,872
  2463. You needed
  2464. something like this.
  2465.  
  2466. 520
  2467. 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:57,621
  2468. I don't want no trouble.
  2469. I just wanna go home.
  2470.  
  2471. 521
  2472. 00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,456
  2473. ( sobbing )
  2474.  
  2475. 522
  2476. 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:04,628
  2477. Seems to me
  2478. like you need a new start.
  2479.  
  2480. 523
  2481. 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,297
  2482. Get your own place.
  2483.  
  2484. 524
  2485. 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,132
  2486. That problem
  2487. seems to be solved.
  2488.  
  2489. 525
  2490. 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,134
  2491. I'm about to get
  2492. a cell of my own.
  2493.  
  2494. 526
  2495. 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:13,136
  2496. It'd be better than
  2497. what you have.
  2498.  
  2499. 527
  2500. 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,138
  2501. You got no life.
  2502.  
  2503. 528
  2504. 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,574
  2505. Don't judge me.
  2506. You can't judge me.
  2507.  
  2508. 529
  2509. 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:21,011
  2510. I run my own business.
  2511. I tune pianos, which is a--
  2512.  
  2513. 530
  2514. 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,946
  2515. Which is,
  2516. when you think about it,
  2517.  
  2518. 531
  2519. 00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:25,315
  2520. making something someone else
  2521. made very slightly better.
  2522.  
  2523. 532
  2524. 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,285
  2525. You don't make pianos.
  2526. You don't make music.
  2527.  
  2528. 533
  2529. 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:32,356
  2530. What the-- I allow
  2531. other people to make music.
  2532.  
  2533. 534
  2534. 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:36,026
  2535. Well, aren't you tired of letting
  2536. other people make the music?
  2537.  
  2538. 535
  2539. 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:39,663
  2540. When I started, there were
  2541. a thousand functioning pianos
  2542.  
  2543. 536
  2544. 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,232
  2545. on this island,
  2546. and now there are 400.
  2547.  
  2548. 537
  2549. 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:46,937
  2550. I'm not even a failed musician anymore.
  2551. I'm a failed piano tuner.
  2552.  
  2553. 538
  2554. 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,341
  2555. Except now
  2556. I'll be nothing,
  2557.  
  2558. 539
  2559. 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,210
  2560. because I'll have
  2561. a criminal record.
  2562.  
  2563. 540
  2564. 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:56,079
  2565. And what school or church
  2566. or community hall
  2567.  
  2568. 541
  2569. 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,682
  2570. is gonna give me the run
  2571. of their place, eh?
  2572.  
  2573. 542
  2574. 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:02,953
  2575. Because my life,
  2576. the one you say I don't have,
  2577.  
  2578. 543
  2579. 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,421
  2580. will be over.
  2581.  
  2582. 544
  2583. 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:07,190
  2584. You're acting like
  2585. we're guilty here.
  2586.  
  2587. 545
  2588. 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,593
  2589. The whole thing is kinda
  2590. funny when you think about it.
  2591.  
  2592. 546
  2593. 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,195
  2594. The cops arresting us
  2595. while the guy was in the room?
  2596.  
  2597. 547
  2598. 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:14,097
  2599. That wasn't remotely funny.
  2600.  
  2601. 548
  2602. 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,066
  2603. And who gives a flying frick
  2604. if we're innocent
  2605.  
  2606. 549
  2607. 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:17,434
  2608. if we can't prove it?
  2609.  
  2610. 550
  2611. 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,704
  2612. Look, when our lawyer
  2613. gets here, he--
  2614.  
  2615. 551
  2616. 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:23,974
  2617. he should be here.
  2618. What time is it?
  2619.  
  2620. 552
  2621. 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:26,543
  2622. Well, I don't know, because
  2623. the very expensive watch
  2624.  
  2625. 553
  2626. 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,145
  2627. that my wife bought me
  2628. has been stolen.
  2629.  
  2630. 554
  2631. 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,080
  2632. It wasn't expensive.
  2633. It was a fake.
  2634.  
  2635. 555
  2636. 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,382
  2637. My wife bought me that watch
  2638. from a very, very--
  2639.  
  2640. 556
  2641. 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,685
  2642. Then your wife was ripped off.
  2643.  
  2644. 557
  2645. 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,987
  2646. My dad was a jeweler.
  2647.  
  2648. 558
  2649. 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,722
  2650. I spent
  2651. my childhood in Philly
  2652.  
  2653. 559
  2654. 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:41,491
  2655. sitting in the back of
  2656. his shop wearing a loupe.
  2657.  
  2658. 560
  2659. 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:44,461
  2660. He called me Diamond Lil'.
  2661.  
  2662. 561
  2663. 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,731
  2664. My watch might be fake,
  2665. but at least I'm not.
  2666.  
  2667. 562
  2668. 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:50,701
  2669. What's that supposed to mean?
  2670.  
  2671. 563
  2672. 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:55,238
  2673. Mary, Carol,
  2674. Yvonne-- whatever.
  2675.  
  2676. 564
  2677. 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,607
  2678. Is there anything else
  2679. you want to tell me?
  2680.  
  2681. 565
  2682. 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,409
  2683. I don't want
  2684. any more surprises.
  2685.  
  2686. 566
  2687. 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,245
  2688. Well, one thing,
  2689.  
  2690. 567
  2691. 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:05,382
  2692. but it's tiny,
  2693. not even worth mentioning.
  2694.  
  2695. 568
  2696. 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:08,418
  2697. - What?
  2698. - It's nothing.
  2699.  
  2700. 569
  2701. 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,587
  2702. I demand you tell me.
  2703.  
  2704. 570
  2705. 00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:13,557
  2706. Don't laugh at me.
  2707. This is my life!
  2708.  
  2709. 571
  2710. 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:17,127
  2711. - It was a bar fight.
  2712. - You were in a bar fight.
  2713.  
  2714. 572
  2715. 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,762
  2716. I was protecting a friend.
  2717.  
  2718. 573
  2719. 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,431
  2720. Some guy was getting sleazy
  2721. with her in the strip club.
  2722.  
  2723. 574
  2724. 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,001
  2725. What were you doing
  2726. in a strip club?
  2727.  
  2728. 575
  2729. 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:26,336
  2730. Stripping.
  2731.  
  2732. 576
  2733. 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,742
  2734. Right.
  2735.  
  2736. 577
  2737. 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,578
  2738. Okay.
  2739.  
  2740. 578
  2741. 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,113
  2742. Right.
  2743.  
  2744. 579
  2745. 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:39,783
  2746. Was this before
  2747. or after the nunnery?
  2748.  
  2749. 580
  2750. 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,152
  2751. After.
  2752.  
  2753. 581
  2754. 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:45,288
  2755. I couldn't pay the bills,
  2756. couldn't go home.
  2757.  
  2758. 582
  2759. 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,290
  2760. Did they know
  2761. you were a nun?
  2762.  
  2763. 583
  2764. 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,292
  2765. That was my act.
  2766.  
  2767. 584
  2768. 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:52,029
  2769. - What was?
  2770. - Stripping nun.
  2771.  
  2772. 585
  2773. 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:56,666
  2774. My character was called
  2775. Our Lady Of The Night.
  2776.  
  2777. 586
  2778. 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,780
  2779. You don't have to stay here
  2780. all night, you know.
  2781.  
  2782. 587
  2783. 00:34:09,782 --> 00:34:14,184
  2784. - Not on my account.
  2785. - Don't worry, mate.
  2786.  
  2787. 588
  2788. 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:17,287
  2789. Better in here than it is out
  2790. there, I can assure you.
  2791.  
  2792. 589
  2793. 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,589
  2794. Don't want to stretch
  2795. your legs or anything?
  2796.  
  2797. 590
  2798. 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:23,493
  2799. Oh, thanks.
  2800. I'm meant to be here,
  2801.  
  2802. 591
  2803. 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:27,230
  2804. just until they've taken
  2805. your statement in the morning
  2806.  
  2807. 592
  2808. 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,733
  2809. and checked your ID.
  2810. Just formalities.
  2811.  
  2812. 593
  2813. 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:36,373
  2814. Well, I feel really reassured
  2815. that you're gonna be here,
  2816.  
  2817. 594
  2818. 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,774
  2819. Officer...
  2820.  
  2821. 595
  2822. 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:41,411
  2823. - Uh, Dean.
  2824. - Dean.
  2825.  
  2826. 596
  2827. 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:46,583
  2828. After all I've been through.
  2829.  
  2830. 597
  2831. 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,527
  2832. Well, I've, um--
  2833.  
  2834. 598
  2835. 00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:01,698
  2836. I've gone and got myself
  2837. an errant nine on the top line.
  2838.  
  2839. 599
  2840. 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,767
  2841. Are you any good
  2842. at "Suduku"?
  2843.  
  2844. 600
  2845. 00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:09,172
  2846. ( Japanese accent )
  2847. Sudoku.
  2848.  
  2849. 601
  2850. 00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:10,607
  2851. ( chuckles )
  2852.  
  2853. 602
  2854. 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,714
  2855. Do you know, I'll have a go
  2856. at this for you, officer,
  2857.  
  2858. 603
  2859. 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:23,386
  2860. if you could get me a little
  2861. chocolate biscuit or something?
  2862.  
  2863. 604
  2864. 00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:26,556
  2865. Hot drink? Anything?
  2866.  
  2867. 605
  2868. 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:30,460
  2869. Call me Luke, now that
  2870. we're sharing a "Sudoku."
  2871.  
  2872. 606
  2873. 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,465
  2874. - ( muttering )
  2875. - Yeah, a crisp.
  2876.  
  2877. 607
  2878. 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,579
  2879. You might not care,
  2880. but I have things I need to get back for.
  2881.  
  2882. 608
  2883. 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,281
  2884. Oh, really? Do you, Statton?
  2885.  
  2886. 609
  2887. 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,816
  2888. You sleep on
  2889. your wife's sofa bed.
  2890.  
  2891. 610
  2892. 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,584
  2893. What were your
  2894. big plans tonight,
  2895.  
  2896. 611
  2897. 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,353
  2898. to go home
  2899. and jerk off and cry?
  2900.  
  2901. 612
  2902. 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:59,589
  2903. - Jerk off and cry?
  2904. - Jerk off and cry.
  2905.  
  2906. 613
  2907. 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:02,259
  2908. - Fuck off and die.
  2909. - Oh, come on!
  2910.  
  2911. 614
  2912. 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,761
  2913. Isn't a part of you enjoying that
  2914. something's happening to you?
  2915.  
  2916. 615
  2917. 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,930
  2918. - No!
  2919. - Wouldn't you like to have one story
  2920.  
  2921. 616
  2922. 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,232
  2923. that didn't end with,
  2924. "And there was a cat
  2925.  
  2926. 617
  2927. 00:36:09,234 --> 00:36:10,734
  2928. trapped in my piano
  2929. all along?"
  2930.  
  2931. 618
  2932. 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,936
  2933. You loved that story!
  2934. You laughed at that story--
  2935.  
  2936. 619
  2937. 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,205
  2938. that story got you
  2939. into my bed!
  2940.  
  2941. 620
  2942. 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:18,742
  2943. That story made me realize
  2944. that you needed to get laid.
  2945.  
  2946. 621
  2947. 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,612
  2948. And you know what else?
  2949.  
  2950. 622
  2951. 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,781
  2952. At the hotel,
  2953.  
  2954. 623
  2955. 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:29,619
  2956. I left the door
  2957. unlocked deliberately
  2958.  
  2959. 624
  2960. 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:33,623
  2961. because
  2962. it's more exciting that way.
  2963.  
  2964. 625
  2965. 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:37,394
  2966. You fucked up nun!
  2967. You fucked up fucking nun!
  2968.  
  2969. 626
  2970. 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,466
  2971. Mm-hmm.
  2972. Yup, yup, yup.
  2973.  
  2974. 627
  2975. 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:44,734
  2976. Well, this seems
  2977. to be the room,
  2978.  
  2979. 628
  2980. 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,337
  2981. that makes you
  2982. the clients.
  2983.  
  2984. 629
  2985. 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,939
  2986. Are you our lawyer?
  2987.  
  2988. 630
  2989. 00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:51,808
  2990. - Yeah. Yup.
  2991. - Can I get some ice please?
  2992.  
  2993. 631
  2994. 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:56,346
  2995. I doubt it. No. The facilities
  2996. here are surprisingly two-star.
  2997.  
  2998. 632
  2999. 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,481
  3000. - I'm really hurt.
  3001. - No shit.
  3002.  
  3003. 633
  3004. 00:36:58,483 --> 00:37:00,217
  3005. So, tell me
  3006. how innocent you are.
  3007.  
  3008. 634
  3009. 00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,385
  3010. How the cops
  3011. have got it all wrong.
  3012.  
  3013. 635
  3014. 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,520
  3015. They have got it all wrong.
  3016.  
  3017. 636
  3018. 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,655
  3019. Okay, Yvonne,
  3020. I'm listening.
  3021.  
  3022. 637
  3023. 00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:07,357
  3024. I prefer Carol.
  3025.  
  3026. 638
  3027. 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,992
  3028. Or Mary or countless
  3029. other names.
  3030.  
  3031. 639
  3032. 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:10,493
  3033. Always reassures the court
  3034. if you have a number
  3035.  
  3036. 640
  3037. 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:11,628
  3038. of functional pseudonyms.
  3039.  
  3040. 641
  3041. 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,263
  3042. Yvonne will do.
  3043.  
  3044. 642
  3045. 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,665
  3046. Yeah. Yup, yup, yup.
  3047.  
  3048. 643
  3049. 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:18,835
  3050. Well, I'm Rich.
  3051. Uh, name only.
  3052.  
  3053. 644
  3054. 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:20,670
  3055. Obviously,
  3056. not literally rich
  3057.  
  3058. 645
  3059. 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,539
  3060. or I'd be drunk
  3061. this time of night.
  3062.  
  3063. 646
  3064. 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,375
  3065. Look, these guys, they stole my
  3066. watch, they stole my identity.
  3067.  
  3068. 647
  3069. 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,011
  3070. Yup, yup, yup.
  3071. Well, I think I have enough.
  3072.  
  3073. 648
  3074. 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,813
  3075. - You don't have a enough.
  3076. - They held us and gunpoint.
  3077.  
  3078. 649
  3079. 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,281
  3080. I have enough
  3081. to get you bail.
  3082.  
  3083. 650
  3084. 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,916
  3085. But you don't need bail
  3086. in the UK.
  3087.  
  3088. 651
  3089. 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,484
  3090. This is not the UK.
  3091.  
  3092. 652
  3093. 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,686
  3094. It's an island
  3095. Crown dependency.
  3096.  
  3097. 653
  3098. 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,788
  3099. You can get to
  3100. the mainland on a rowboat.
  3101.  
  3102. 654
  3103. 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:42,759
  3104. You need bail.
  3105. So, who do I call?
  3106.  
  3107. 655
  3108. 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,028
  3109. - I don't know.
  3110. - No one springs to mind.
  3111.  
  3112. 656
  3113. 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,296
  3114. Me neither.
  3115.  
  3116. 657
  3117. 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:49,899
  3118. Okay.
  3119.  
  3120. 658
  3121. 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:55,905
  3122. Tell me a very,
  3123. very interesting story.
  3124.  
  3125. 659
  3126. 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,544
  3127. Hello, Danno.
  3128. Look, I'm sorry it's so late.
  3129.  
  3130. 660
  3131. 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:03,713
  3132. Uh, it's Statton.
  3133.  
  3134. 661
  3135. 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:06,549
  3136. Yeah, right back to you.
  3137. Yeah, fine, fine.
  3138.  
  3139. 662
  3140. 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,886
  3141. How are you? Uh, look, sorry,
  3142. mate, I need to get to the point.
  3143.  
  3144. 663
  3145. 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:13,056
  3146. Do you remember a guy
  3147. called Kipper from your party?
  3148.  
  3149. 664
  3150. 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:15,725
  3151. Yeah, do you know
  3152. his surname?
  3153.  
  3154. 665
  3155. 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:20,063
  3156. - Oh, no, he doesn't know.
  3157. - Give me that.
  3158.  
  3159. 666
  3160. 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:23,733
  3161. Danno, are you Catholic?
  3162.  
  3163. 667
  3164. 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,902
  3165. Well, I'm a virgin
  3166. motherfucking nun
  3167.  
  3168. 668
  3169. 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,305
  3170. and I need you to
  3171. reach back down there
  3172.  
  3173. 669
  3174. 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,574
  3175. into you subconscious and figure the
  3176. fuck out what Kipper's last name is
  3177.  
  3178. 670
  3179. 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:34,744
  3180. or I'll personally see to it
  3181. that you're stuck in Purgatory
  3182.  
  3183. 671
  3184. 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,914
  3185. for the duration of your
  3186. natural born death!
  3187.  
  3188. 672
  3189. 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,582
  3190. Whew! Oof.
  3191.  
  3192. 673
  3193. 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:40,750
  3194. Yup.
  3195.  
  3196. 674
  3197. 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,555
  3198. Motherfucker.
  3199.  
  3200. 675
  3201. 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,926
  3202. ( all inhale )
  3203.  
  3204. 676
  3205. 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,462
  3206. Get the hospital
  3207. on the phone now.
  3208.  
  3209. 677
  3210. 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:54,364
  3211. Right. What was
  3212. his sidekick's name?
  3213.  
  3214. 678
  3215. 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:57,967
  3216. I don't remember.
  3217. I'm not very good with names.
  3218.  
  3219. 679
  3220. 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,838
  3221. They did say.
  3222. I did a mnemonic.
  3223.  
  3224. 680
  3225. 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,073
  3226. You used my mnemonics?
  3227.  
  3228. 681
  3229. 00:39:03,075 --> 00:39:05,108
  3230. I pictured the Titanic.
  3231.  
  3232. 682
  3233. 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,876
  3234. Rearranging deck chairs
  3235. on the Titanic.
  3236.  
  3237. 683
  3238. 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,511
  3239. His name is Deck Chair!
  3240.  
  3241. 684
  3242. 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,646
  3243. Dec. Short for Declan.
  3244.  
  3245. 685
  3246. 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:10,647
  3247. Dec, Dec.
  3248. His name's Dec.
  3249.  
  3250. 686
  3251. 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,915
  3252. Uh...
  3253.  
  3254. 687
  3255. 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,519
  3256. Yeah, Kipper's gone.
  3257.  
  3258. 688
  3259. 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,621
  3260. He walked out
  3261. of the hospital
  3262.  
  3263. 689
  3264. 00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:22,025
  3265. when Officer Dean went to
  3266. get him a chocolate bickie.
  3267.  
  3268. 690
  3269. 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,628
  3270. Go and make up
  3271. a better story
  3272.  
  3273. 691
  3274. 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,797
  3275. of how this criminal
  3276. got away.
  3277.  
  3278. 692
  3279. 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:30,133
  3280. Ideally, one that doesn't
  3281. make me look like a prick
  3282.  
  3283. 693
  3284. 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,435
  3285. for allowing the two
  3286. of you out of the station.
  3287.  
  3288. 694
  3289. 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,673
  3290. Go.
  3291.  
  3292. 695
  3293. 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:42,779
  3294. - Could we go?
  3295. - You're still charged with possession of cocaine.
  3296.  
  3297. 696
  3298. 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,648
  3299. I think under
  3300. the circumstances, Sergeant,
  3301.  
  3302. 697
  3303. 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,650
  3304. all charges
  3305. should be dropped.
  3306.  
  3307. 698
  3308. 00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:49,919
  3309. Do you?
  3310. Sadly, I disagree.
  3311.  
  3312. 699
  3313. 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:54,524
  3314. Officer,
  3315. the drugs were mine.
  3316.  
  3317. 700
  3318. 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,826
  3319. Statton had nothing
  3320. to do with it.
  3321.  
  3322. 701
  3323. 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,528
  3324. Well, he was holding them,
  3325.  
  3326. 702
  3327. 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,029
  3328. which means
  3329. you're both in possession
  3330.  
  3331. 703
  3332. 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,665
  3333. with conspiracy to pervert
  3334. the course of justice.
  3335.  
  3336. 704
  3337. 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:06,403
  3338. Your bail just doubled,
  3339. you numpties!
  3340.  
  3341. 705
  3342. 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:26,790
  3343. Dec, I am out. I'm out.
  3344.  
  3345. 706
  3346. 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:30,560
  3347. Oh, good. They'll be out
  3348. sooner or later, too.
  3349.  
  3350. 707
  3351. 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:31,828
  3352. We got to get rid of them.
  3353.  
  3354. 708
  3355. 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,463
  3356. No, no, no, no,
  3357. it's too late.
  3358.  
  3359. 709
  3360. 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:34,664
  3361. Too late,
  3362. they'll definitely
  3363.  
  3364. 710
  3365. 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,865
  3366. have talked by now,
  3367. definitely.
  3368.  
  3369. 711
  3370. 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,033
  3371. Yeah, but you can't
  3372. have a trial
  3373.  
  3374. 712
  3375. 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,035
  3376. without witnesses,
  3377. can you, buddy?
  3378.  
  3379. 713
  3380. 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:42,906
  3381. I told you, right,
  3382. not to go into a room
  3383.  
  3384. 714
  3385. 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,041
  3386. where people
  3387. were still awake.
  3388.  
  3389. 715
  3390. 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,043
  3391. I told you
  3392. it was reckless.
  3393.  
  3394. 716
  3395. 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,478
  3396. But you didn't listen.
  3397.  
  3398. 717
  3399. 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,046
  3400. It was just meant to be
  3401. a bit of fun.
  3402.  
  3403. 718
  3404. 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,681
  3405. Something funny
  3406. to tell the boys.
  3407.  
  3408. 719
  3409. 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,583
  3410. Yeah, well, I'll tell you
  3411. what is funny, okay?
  3412.  
  3413. 720
  3414. 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:55,585
  3415. I gotta lay low, Dec? Okay?
  3416. The cops are after me
  3417.  
  3418. 721
  3419. 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,053
  3420. and they don't know
  3421. what you look like!
  3422.  
  3423. 722
  3424. 00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:01,224
  3425. Does your kid know
  3426. what you look like?
  3427.  
  3428. 723
  3429. 00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:03,092
  3430. Because at this rate,
  3431. he'll be identifying
  3432.  
  3433. 724
  3434. 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:06,229
  3435. your dead body
  3436. in the morgue, mate.
  3437.  
  3438. 725
  3439. 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,074
  3440. Hello, Denise,
  3441. I'm sorry to wake you.
  3442.  
  3443. 726
  3444. 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:22,912
  3445. Um, I'm in the police station.
  3446.  
  3447. 727
  3448. 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,247
  3449. I really don't want to ask,
  3450.  
  3451. 728
  3452. 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:30,920
  3453. but, uh, could you, um,
  3454. bail me out?
  3455.  
  3456. 729
  3457. 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,890
  3458. And my friend?
  3459.  
  3460. 730
  3461. 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,661
  3462. - Denise, thanks. Look--
  3463. - This your friend?
  3464.  
  3465. 731
  3466. 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,630
  3467. Yeah.
  3468.  
  3469. 732
  3470. 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,565
  3471. Can I have a word
  3472. with you please?
  3473.  
  3474. 733
  3475. 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:45,168
  3476. Um, sure.
  3477.  
  3478. 734
  3479. 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:04,621
  3480. Okay, I'll bail you out,
  3481. but you got take him.
  3482.  
  3483. 735
  3484. 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:07,290
  3485. - What?
  3486. - He can't come back to me.
  3487.  
  3488. 736
  3489. 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,791
  3490. Look, I don't know
  3491. what you think this is--
  3492.  
  3493. 737
  3494. 00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:10,927
  3495. We broke up a year ago--
  3496.  
  3497. 738
  3498. 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,563
  3499. sorry,
  3500. I don't know your name.
  3501.  
  3502. 739
  3503. 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,799
  3504. Call me Carol.
  3505.  
  3506. 740
  3507. 00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:20,136
  3508. Carol, please,
  3509. we broke up a year ago.
  3510.  
  3511. 741
  3512. 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,605
  3513. - Got a divorce.
  3514. - Well, he said separated.
  3515.  
  3516. 742
  3517. 00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:26,709
  3518. He always says that.
  3519. We signed divorce papers.
  3520.  
  3521. 743
  3522. 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:29,679
  3523. He said he was gonna
  3524. get his own place,
  3525.  
  3526. 744
  3527. 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:30,813
  3528. he was just staying
  3529. on the sofa bed
  3530.  
  3531. 745
  3532. 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:32,315
  3533. - for a couple of weeks.
  3534. - Yeah.
  3535.  
  3536. 746
  3537. 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,817
  3538. Well, I've started
  3539. seeing someone else.
  3540.  
  3541. 747
  3542. 00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:37,086
  3543. Six months went by,
  3544. new guy wants to move in.
  3545.  
  3546. 748
  3547. 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,822
  3548. - Oh, I see.
  3549. - Do you know, tonight is the first night
  3550.  
  3551. 749
  3552. 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,858
  3553. that he stayed out
  3554. after 10:00?
  3555.  
  3556. 750
  3557. 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:47,830
  3558. I was so hopeful.
  3559. I thought, "This is it.
  3560.  
  3561. 751
  3562. 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,833
  3563. He's met someone.
  3564. He's gonna go!"
  3565.  
  3566. 752
  3567. 00:42:50,835 --> 00:42:52,835
  3568. I think it's more
  3569. of a one-night kinda--
  3570.  
  3571. 753
  3572. 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:54,837
  3573. No. No, it can't be.
  3574.  
  3575. 754
  3576. 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:57,707
  3577. I'll pay you to be
  3578. his transitional girl.
  3579.  
  3580. 755
  3581. 00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:58,942
  3582. I mean, I'll bail you out.
  3583.  
  3584. 756
  3585. 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,610
  3586. Well, can't you just
  3587. ask him to leave?
  3588.  
  3589. 757
  3590. 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:06,049
  3591. I've tried to!
  3592. He just keeps not leaving.
  3593.  
  3594. 758
  3595. 00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:09,852
  3596. I have come home
  3597. furious as fuck,
  3598.  
  3599. 759
  3600. 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,188
  3601. ready to throw him out,
  3602. change the locks,
  3603.  
  3604. 760
  3605. 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,724
  3606. and he's just...
  3607.  
  3608. 761
  3609. 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,192
  3610. he's cooked a risotto,
  3611.  
  3612. 762
  3613. 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:19,329
  3614. changed my light bulbs.
  3615.  
  3616. 763
  3617. 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:21,364
  3618. He's just not
  3619. the sort of guy
  3620.  
  3621. 764
  3622. 00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:25,201
  3623. who you can throw out.
  3624.  
  3625. 765
  3626. 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:28,037
  3627. But now, now!
  3628. This is his own fault, you know.
  3629.  
  3630. 766
  3631. 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,873
  3632. I can do this now.
  3633. It might be my last shot.
  3634.  
  3635. 767
  3636. 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:34,043
  3637. - I don't know.
  3638. - Skip bail if you want.
  3639.  
  3640. 768
  3641. 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,378
  3642. Get the ferry
  3643. to the mainland.
  3644.  
  3645. 769
  3646. 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,347
  3647. I don't care,
  3648. just take him with you.
  3649.  
  3650. 770
  3651. 00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:40,116
  3652. I beg you.
  3653.  
  3654. 771
  3655. 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:50,393
  3656. Do you take plastic?
  3657.  
  3658. 772
  3659. 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,229
  3660. You're throwing me out?
  3661.  
  3662. 773
  3663. 00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:56,399
  3664. No, you're leaving me
  3665. for her.
  3666.  
  3667. 774
  3668. 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:57,900
  3669. But I need to come home.
  3670. I just got robbed.
  3671.  
  3672. 775
  3673. 00:43:57,902 --> 00:44:00,403
  3674. I haven't got any money.
  3675.  
  3676. 776
  3677. 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,071
  3678. All right, you can have
  3679. what I've got in my purse,
  3680.  
  3681. 777
  3682. 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,773
  3683. then call the bank tomorrow.
  3684.  
  3685. 778
  3686. 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:07,076
  3687. You're in luck. Here's 100.
  3688. Good luck, Statton.
  3689.  
  3690. 779
  3691. 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:09,912
  3692. - What about my stuff, my--
  3693. - I'll send it on.
  3694.  
  3695. 780
  3696. 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:16,052
  3697. Where to?
  3698.  
  3699. 781
  3700. 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:18,854
  3701. Babe, ask Carol, huh?
  3702. You live with her now.
  3703.  
  3704. 782
  3705. 00:44:27,932 --> 00:44:30,099
  3706. We made a deal.
  3707.  
  3708. 783
  3709. 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:33,202
  3710. ( music playing )
  3711.  
  3712. 784
  3713. 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:39,942
  3714. Statton! Statton, wait.
  3715.  
  3716. 785
  3717. 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:41,444
  3718. Wait.
  3719.  
  3720. 786
  3721. 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:43,346
  3722. Statton, Statton.
  3723.  
  3724. 787
  3725. 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:46,449
  3726. Wait! Come on!
  3727.  
  3728. 788
  3729. 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,818
  3730. I can't believe you did
  3731. a deal for me.
  3732.  
  3733. 789
  3734. 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:52,121
  3735. - I'm not property.
  3736. - I didn't have much choice,
  3737.  
  3738. 790
  3739. 00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:53,823
  3740. and she seemed
  3741. kind of desperate.
  3742.  
  3743. 791
  3744. 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:56,459
  3745. - I'm not living with you.
  3746. - Oh, really?
  3747.  
  3748. 792
  3749. 00:44:56,461 --> 00:45:00,229
  3750. But I thought we were gonna register
  3751. for twin babies and matching china.
  3752.  
  3753. 793
  3754. 00:45:00,231 --> 00:45:03,466
  3755. I hate you, I hate you!
  3756. You're a curse of a woman.
  3757.  
  3758. 794
  3759. 00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:05,201
  3760. Why are you even here?
  3761.  
  3762. 795
  3763. 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:17,780
  3764. ( scoffs )
  3765.  
  3766. 796
  3767. 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:20,349
  3768. Let me give you
  3769. some cash, okay?
  3770.  
  3771. 797
  3772. 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,085
  3773. I don't want to
  3774. leave you stranded.
  3775.  
  3776. 798
  3777. 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,854
  3778. I know how hard
  3779. the vow of poverty is.
  3780.  
  3781. 799
  3782. 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,155
  3783. Okay.
  3784.  
  3785. 800
  3786. 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:29,158
  3787. - Look.
  3788. - Thanks.
  3789.  
  3790. 801
  3791. 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,495
  3792. Well, you want me to
  3793. buy you a drink or not?
  3794.  
  3795. 802
  3796. 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,330
  3797. You're going drinking now?
  3798.  
  3799. 803
  3800. 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:37,166
  3801. No, I'm gonna find out
  3802. where my pendant is.
  3803.  
  3804. 804
  3805. 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,001
  3806. - Why?
  3807. - It doesn't matter.
  3808.  
  3809. 805
  3810. 00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:41,003
  3811. Well, exactly!
  3812. So, leave it!
  3813.  
  3814. 806
  3815. 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:43,339
  3816. My birth mother left it
  3817. at the hospital for me.
  3818.  
  3819. 807
  3820. 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,408
  3821. - What?
  3822. - I'm adopted.
  3823.  
  3824. 808
  3825. 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,345
  3826. Well, I didn't know.
  3827.  
  3828. 809
  3829. 00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:52,181
  3830. I didn't either,
  3831. until I did.
  3832.  
  3833. 810
  3834. 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:54,517
  3835. And, well, she left it
  3836. for me when I was born
  3837.  
  3838. 811
  3839. 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:58,888
  3840. and I've never taken it off
  3841. since I've had it.
  3842.  
  3843. 812
  3844. 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,357
  3845. - Not before tonight.
  3846. - Oh.
  3847.  
  3848. 813
  3849. 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,359
  3850. And I know you think
  3851. it's just stupid
  3852.  
  3853. 814
  3854. 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,027
  3855. or just a thing or
  3856. whatever, but you know what?
  3857.  
  3858. 815
  3859. 00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:06,362
  3860. I don't care
  3861. what you think.
  3862.  
  3863. 816
  3864. 00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:10,032
  3865. I'm getting
  3866. my necklace back.
  3867.  
  3868. 817
  3869. 00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:12,201
  3870. And you might
  3871. as well come with me,
  3872.  
  3873. 818
  3874. 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,970
  3875. you have nowhere
  3876. else to go.
  3877.  
  3878. 819
  3879. 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:19,976
  3880. And I bet who ever it's been
  3881. hawked to is in the streets.
  3882.  
  3883. 820
  3884. 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:26,182
  3885. ( dance music playing )
  3886.  
  3887. 821
  3888. 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:42,064
  3889. Oh, my God!
  3890. It's Bollocks McGiven!
  3891.  
  3892. 822
  3893. 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:44,934
  3894. - All: Bollocks!
  3895. - Bollocks McGiven?
  3896.  
  3897. 823
  3898. 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:47,236
  3899. Oh, a long story
  3900. involving a night in Dublin,
  3901.  
  3902. 824
  3903. 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:50,072
  3904. a poker game,
  3905. and a frying pan.
  3906.  
  3907. 825
  3908. 00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:54,243
  3909. Oh, Bollocks!
  3910. The unit's broken down again.
  3911.  
  3912. 826
  3913. 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,912
  3914. Would you mind coming by
  3915. and having a look?
  3916.  
  3917. 827
  3918. 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:59,382
  3919. Sure, it's probably the
  3920. throttle body cleaner again.
  3921.  
  3922. 828
  3923. 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,317
  3924. Oh, you're adorable!
  3925.  
  3926. 829
  3927. 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:05,822
  3928. Hey. You wanna Brexit?
  3929. Go back to my place?
  3930.  
  3931. 830
  3932. 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,958
  3933. - Oh, not tonight.
  3934. - Aww.
  3935.  
  3936. 831
  3937. 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,961
  3938. Do you know where
  3939. I can score in here?
  3940.  
  3941. 832
  3942. 00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:15,498
  3943. Oh.
  3944.  
  3945. 833
  3946. 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,367
  3947. Sorry, kid, you need cash.
  3948.  
  3949. 834
  3950. 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,570
  3951. I don't give credit
  3952. to customers I don't know.
  3953.  
  3954. 835
  3955. 00:47:20,572 --> 00:47:24,540
  3956. I swear I'm good for it.
  3957. I was robbed tonight!
  3958.  
  3959. 836
  3960. 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,442
  3961. There were these guys
  3962. with guns--
  3963.  
  3964. 837
  3965. 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,277
  3966. All right! All right!
  3967.  
  3968. 838
  3969. 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,513
  3970. Save your stories
  3971. for some Oprah who cares.
  3972.  
  3973. 839
  3974. 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:41,023
  3975. Hey! Did you used to do
  3976. a stripping nun act?
  3977.  
  3978. 840
  3979. 00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:46,295
  3980. No. Must have been
  3981. someone else.
  3982.  
  3983. 841
  3984. 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:51,534
  3985. ( dance music continues )
  3986.  
  3987. 842
  3988. 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,372
  3989. Statton:
  3990. What the fuck?
  3991.  
  3992. 843
  3993. 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,475
  3994. If you talk to a drug dealer
  3995. without buying drugs,
  3996.  
  3997. 844
  3998. 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,644
  3999. they start to get suspicious,
  4000. and he's the guy
  4001.  
  4002. 845
  4003. 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:03,646
  4004. who'll know
  4005. who's got my pendant.
  4006.  
  4007. 846
  4008. 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:06,482
  4009. In a half hour,
  4010. that guy will be my BF and F,
  4011.  
  4012. 847
  4013. 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,417
  4014. and 'effing tell me
  4015. everything I need to know.
  4016.  
  4017. 848
  4018. 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:10,319
  4019. Just get rid of it.
  4020.  
  4021. 849
  4022. 00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:12,154
  4023. Mmm.
  4024.  
  4025. 850
  4026. 00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:14,523
  4027. I was hoping you would.
  4028.  
  4029. 851
  4030. 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:18,027
  4031. There's absolutely no point
  4032. in doing hard time for holding
  4033.  
  4034. 852
  4035. 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,362
  4036. if you're not gonna
  4037. have any fun.
  4038.  
  4039. 853
  4040. 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,664
  4041. I mean, that's just--
  4042. that's just embarrassing.
  4043.  
  4044. 854
  4045. 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,934
  4046. I just don't drink and drug.
  4047.  
  4048. 855
  4049. 00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:30,039
  4050. You've never done it
  4051. before, have you?
  4052.  
  4053. 856
  4054. 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:32,408
  4055. What? Yeah...
  4056.  
  4057. 857
  4058. 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:39,015
  4059. And I kicked the gun
  4060. out of his hand, right?
  4061.  
  4062. 858
  4063. 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,117
  4064. It flew up in the air and I caught it,
  4065. and I put it to his head, and was like,
  4066.  
  4067. 859
  4068. 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:42,652
  4069. "Don't move, motherfucker,
  4070. or I'll blow your head off."
  4071.  
  4072. 860
  4073. 00:48:42,654 --> 00:48:44,353
  4074. And then police, they've
  4075. surrounded the building.
  4076.  
  4077. 861
  4078. 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:45,955
  4079. They're like,
  4080. "Come out with your hands up."
  4081.  
  4082. 862
  4083. 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,456
  4084. And I was like, "Don't
  4085. worry, lads, I got this."
  4086.  
  4087. 863
  4088. 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,234
  4089. - ( knocking on door )
  4090. - Kitty: Bollocks!
  4091.  
  4092. 864
  4093. 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:34,303
  4094. I'm busting like
  4095. the six dams out here!
  4096.  
  4097. 865
  4098. 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,640
  4099. And if you've got any drugs,
  4100. I'd love some.
  4101.  
  4102. 866
  4103. 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:40,743
  4104. I'll be right out, Kitty.
  4105.  
  4106. 867
  4107. 00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:44,547
  4108. ( rock ballad playing )
  4109.  
  4110. 868
  4111. 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,248
  4112. The duty manager
  4113. comes to the door, right?
  4114.  
  4115. 869
  4116. 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,017
  4117. And I knew
  4118. it was either him or me.
  4119.  
  4120. 870
  4121. 00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:50,152
  4122. And he's just
  4123. an innocent guy, you know?
  4124.  
  4125. 871
  4126. 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,121
  4127. He's probably got a family.
  4128. I don't want him to die.
  4129.  
  4130. 872
  4131. 00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:54,457
  4132. The strangest thing is,
  4133. I don't even know karate,
  4134.  
  4135. 873
  4136. 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,425
  4137. but I jumped off the bed,
  4138. knocked him to the floor,
  4139.  
  4140. 874
  4141. 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:57,426
  4142. and the bullet went over
  4143. our heads.
  4144.  
  4145. 875
  4146. 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:58,761
  4147. I fucking love this song.
  4148.  
  4149. 876
  4150. 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:03,766
  4151. Crowd:
  4152. ♪ If you call out my name ♪
  4153.  
  4154. 877
  4155. 00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:07,436
  4156. ♪ I'll keep you safe ♪
  4157.  
  4158. 878
  4159. 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:10,773
  4160. ♪ 'Cause I wanna
  4161. fight for love ♪
  4162.  
  4163. 879
  4164. 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,241
  4165. ♪ If you call out my name ♪
  4166.  
  4167. 880
  4168. 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:16,445
  4169. So, if I wanted to
  4170. get rid of some jewelry,
  4171.  
  4172. 881
  4173. 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:20,616
  4174. something I borrowed,
  4175. who'd be interested?
  4176.  
  4177. 882
  4178. 00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:22,785
  4179. You tried eBay?
  4180.  
  4181. 883
  4182. 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:25,287
  4183. I know that guy.
  4184.  
  4185. 884
  4186. 00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:29,158
  4187. Yeah, I helped that guy get
  4188. a cat out of a piano once.
  4189.  
  4190. 885
  4191. 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,628
  4192. - What?
  4193. - I'm a vet.
  4194.  
  4195. 886
  4196. 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:34,597
  4197. You get called in
  4198. to do the craziest shit.
  4199.  
  4200. 887
  4201. 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,165
  4202. Theo loves that story,
  4203. don't you, Theo?
  4204.  
  4205. 888
  4206. 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,100
  4207. Victor, you've given away
  4208. the punchline now.
  4209.  
  4210. 889
  4211. 00:50:38,102 --> 00:50:41,170
  4212. - ( dog barking )
  4213. - Hey, Buddy! It's all right, Asbo.
  4214.  
  4215. 890
  4216. 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,371
  4217. Victor: Dec wants you to call
  4218. him, back.
  4219.  
  4220. 891
  4221. 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,640
  4222. He says it's urgent.
  4223.  
  4224. 892
  4225. 00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:47,676
  4226. Tell him we've found
  4227. what he's looking for.
  4228.  
  4229. 893
  4230. 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,719
  4231. - I gotta go.
  4232. - Wait, you haven't heard the story yet.
  4233.  
  4234. 894
  4235. 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:00,389
  4236. Tell her the story.
  4237.  
  4238. 895
  4239. 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,729
  4240. ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna fight
  4241. for love ♪
  4242.  
  4243. 896
  4244. 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:10,366
  4245. ( no audible dialogue )
  4246.  
  4247. 897
  4248. 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:17,573
  4249. ( electric guitar
  4250. warming up )
  4251.  
  4252. 898
  4253. 00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:25,581
  4254. ( rock music playing )
  4255.  
  4256. 899
  4257. 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:30,719
  4258. Motherfucker!
  4259.  
  4260. 900
  4261. 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,191
  4262. ( screaming )
  4263.  
  4264. 901
  4265. 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,497
  4266. No, no, no, no.
  4267. I attacked him in front
  4268.  
  4269. 902
  4270. 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:43,532
  4271. of a police officer
  4272. completely unprovoked.
  4273.  
  4274. 903
  4275. 00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:45,334
  4276. - I have to plead guilty.
  4277. - You never have to plead guilty.
  4278.  
  4279. 904
  4280. 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,869
  4281. I want to plead guilty.
  4282.  
  4283. 905
  4284. 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,238
  4285. It was the greatest moment
  4286. of my life.
  4287.  
  4288. 906
  4289. 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,539
  4290. I don't want to deny it.
  4291.  
  4292. 907
  4293. 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,542
  4294. Hey, guilty makes
  4295. my life easy.
  4296.  
  4297. 908
  4298. 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:56,145
  4299. And the police are
  4300. looking for Mary, right?
  4301.  
  4302. 909
  4303. 00:51:56,147 --> 00:51:58,714
  4304. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  4305.  
  4306. 910
  4307. 00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:01,383
  4308. If you want my advice,
  4309. as a legal professional,
  4310.  
  4311. 911
  4312. 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,152
  4313. don't worry about her.
  4314.  
  4315. 912
  4316. 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:05,221
  4317. She's a very
  4318. capable lady, mm-hmm. Eh?
  4319.  
  4320. 913
  4321. 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:11,260
  4322. So, how long
  4323. are we gonna wait here?
  4324.  
  4325. 914
  4326. 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:14,163
  4327. Until Kipper calls us back and
  4328. decides what to do with you.
  4329.  
  4330. 915
  4331. 00:52:21,405 --> 00:52:23,572
  4332. We shouldn't have left
  4333. Asbo at the bar.
  4334.  
  4335. 916
  4336. 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,174
  4337. Well, there's a new scent
  4338. in the car, man.
  4339.  
  4340. 917
  4341. 00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,143
  4342. Do you want him barking,
  4343. drawing attention?
  4344.  
  4345. 918
  4346. 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:30,146
  4347. Theo: He doesn't like being tied
  4348. up, though. You know that.
  4349.  
  4350. 919
  4351. 00:52:30,148 --> 00:52:32,648
  4352. - He's a dog, man!
  4353. - Yeah, but dogs have feelings.
  4354.  
  4355. 920
  4356. 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:48,898
  4357. Hmm.
  4358.  
  4359. 921
  4360. 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,836
  4361. ( chewing loudly )
  4362.  
  4363. 922
  4364. 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:57,640
  4365. Can I have some gum?
  4366.  
  4367. 923
  4368. 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:05,681
  4369. Thanks.
  4370.  
  4371. 924
  4372. 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:19,461
  4373. So what's it like,
  4374. being a dealer?
  4375.  
  4376. 925
  4377. 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:22,965
  4378. - It's a living.
  4379. - It's not like being a shopkeeper then?
  4380.  
  4381. 926
  4382. 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:26,635
  4383. Did Kipper say that?
  4384. Is he still going on about that?
  4385.  
  4386. 927
  4387. 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,805
  4388. I've told him before,
  4389. it's a dangerous game.
  4390.  
  4391. 928
  4392. 00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:31,974
  4393. It's not like running
  4394. a Tesco Metro!
  4395.  
  4396. 929
  4397. 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:34,810
  4398. - Jesus Christ!
  4399. - Well, he didn't say that exactly.
  4400.  
  4401. 930
  4402. 00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:36,245
  4403. Oh, yes, he did.
  4404. I know him.
  4405.  
  4406. 931
  4407. 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,646
  4408. Don't let her wind you up.
  4409.  
  4410. 932
  4411. 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:40,816
  4412. I'm sorry.
  4413. I should have said anything.
  4414.  
  4415. 933
  4416. 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:44,253
  4417. I'm just thinking of
  4418. a career change, that's all.
  4419.  
  4420. 934
  4421. 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:49,491
  4422. Can you really buy a degree?
  4423.  
  4424. 935
  4425. 00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:52,828
  4426. I didn't buy a degree, right?
  4427. I did a course.
  4428.  
  4429. 936
  4430. 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:55,998
  4431. On the Internet.
  4432. Distance learning is the future.
  4433.  
  4434. 937
  4435. 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,368
  4436. That's what I told Kipper,
  4437. and he said an Internet degree
  4438.  
  4439. 938
  4440. 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,670
  4441. is not worth the email
  4442. it's attached to.
  4443.  
  4444. 939
  4445. 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:04,506
  4446. - Fucking Kipper!
  4447. - You know, you guys shouldn't worry
  4448.  
  4449. 940
  4450. 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:07,009
  4451. about anything that guy says.
  4452.  
  4453. 941
  4454. 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:09,511
  4455. He got shot
  4456. in the leg tonight--
  4457.  
  4458. 942
  4459. 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:12,014
  4460. twice--
  4461. trying to rob a hotel.
  4462.  
  4463. 943
  4464. 00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:15,684
  4465. I mean, who does
  4466. he think he is, Al Capone?
  4467.  
  4468. 944
  4469. 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,686
  4470. Oh, he's a fucking amateur.
  4471.  
  4472. 945
  4473. 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:19,688
  4474. And "Kipper"?
  4475. What's with that name?
  4476.  
  4477. 946
  4478. 00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:21,857
  4479. It's a nickname.
  4480. Do you wanna know how he got it?
  4481.  
  4482. 947
  4483. 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:24,693
  4484. Oh, my God, so much.
  4485. Is it embarrassing?
  4486.  
  4487. 948
  4488. 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,629
  4489. Oh, you have no idea.
  4490.  
  4491. 949
  4492. 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:46,315
  4493. ( burps )
  4494.  
  4495. 950
  4496. 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:59,561
  4497. Dec wants you dead, kid.
  4498. He won't do 20 years.
  4499.  
  4500. 951
  4501. 00:54:59,563 --> 00:55:02,064
  4502. So, get on the first ferry to the
  4503. mainland in the morning, okay?
  4504.  
  4505. 952
  4506. 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:05,567
  4507. Okay, I will. Thanks, guys.
  4508.  
  4509. 953
  4510. 00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:09,071
  4511. And if you are gonna make those
  4512. Welsh cakes, don't forget...
  4513.  
  4514. 954
  4515. 00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:12,441
  4516. - grease the griddle pan--
  4517. - With lard!
  4518.  
  4519. 955
  4520. 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,976
  4521. Oh, come here.
  4522.  
  4523. 956
  4524. 00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:24,586
  4525. And by the way, it was me
  4526.  
  4527. 957
  4528. 00:55:24,588 --> 00:55:26,422
  4529. who did the stripping nun act.
  4530.  
  4531. 958
  4532. 00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:28,924
  4533. I knew it!
  4534.  
  4535. 959
  4536. 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:42,771
  4537. - Well, look who's in trouble again.
  4538. - Mary!
  4539.  
  4540. 960
  4541. 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:45,074
  4542. Oh, thank God.
  4543. I was so worried.
  4544.  
  4545. 961
  4546. 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:49,912
  4547. - What are you doing here?
  4548. - Someone had to bail you out.
  4549.  
  4550. 962
  4551. 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:54,016
  4552. - You don't have any money.
  4553. - Will you take plastic?
  4554.  
  4555. 963
  4556. 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:02,624
  4557. Thank you, Reverend Mother.
  4558. I really appreciate this.
  4559.  
  4560. 964
  4561. 00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,626
  4562. Don't thank me,
  4563. thank Father Donald.
  4564.  
  4565. 965
  4566. 00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:09,031
  4567. - It's his credit card.
  4568. - He always had a crush on me.
  4569.  
  4570. 966
  4571. 00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:15,971
  4572. Father Donald better get
  4573. every penny of this back,
  4574.  
  4575. 967
  4576. 00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:19,842
  4577. - and some reward points.
  4578. - ( laughs )
  4579.  
  4580. 968
  4581. 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:28,650
  4582. - Where are you taking me?
  4583. - Please, just follow me, okay?
  4584.  
  4585. 969
  4586. 00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:32,821
  4587. We should find somewhere to
  4588. hide until the first ferry.
  4589.  
  4590. 970
  4591. 00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:36,992
  4592. I am getting off this God forsaken
  4593. island and never coming back.
  4594.  
  4595. 971
  4596. 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:39,995
  4597. Well, I can't leave, can I?
  4598. Where would I go?
  4599.  
  4600. 972
  4601. 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,931
  4602. Um, somewhere where
  4603. no one wants to kill you?
  4604.  
  4605. 973
  4606. 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:48,537
  4607. - I don't have--
  4608. - Statton, when was the last time
  4609.  
  4610. 974
  4611. 00:56:48,539 --> 00:56:50,005
  4612. you went to the mainland?
  4613.  
  4614. 975
  4615. 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:54,843
  4616. Uh, probably my stag night?
  4617.  
  4618. 976
  4619. 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:57,179
  4620. I don't remember much
  4621. of that, to be honest.
  4622.  
  4623. 977
  4624. 00:56:57,181 --> 00:57:02,184
  4625. - And how long ago was that?
  4626. - Uh, eight years ago.
  4627.  
  4628. 978
  4629. 00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:05,687
  4630. Eight years?
  4631. Wait, you haven't been off this tiny island
  4632.  
  4633. 979
  4634. 00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:06,755
  4635. in eight years?
  4636.  
  4637. 980
  4638. 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:09,558
  4639. I haven't really
  4640. had the time.
  4641.  
  4642. 981
  4643. 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,727
  4644. Yes, you have.
  4645.  
  4646. 982
  4647. 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:13,896
  4648. When was the last time
  4649. you lived somewhere else?
  4650.  
  4651. 983
  4652. 00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:16,932
  4653. Did you go away
  4654. to college or...
  4655.  
  4656. 984
  4657. 00:57:19,570 --> 00:57:22,204
  4658. You've never lived
  4659. anywhere else but here?
  4660.  
  4661. 985
  4662. 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,039
  4663. All right, that's it, buddy.
  4664.  
  4665. 986
  4666. 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,575
  4667. We are getting off this island
  4668. if we have to swim for it.
  4669.  
  4670. 987
  4671. 00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,043
  4672. No, no, no, no.
  4673. Wait, please.
  4674.  
  4675. 988
  4676. 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:31,947
  4677. Just... it's a surprise.
  4678.  
  4679. 989
  4680. 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,585
  4681. All in all,
  4682. I'd say I'm very good
  4683.  
  4684. 990
  4685. 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:39,488
  4686. - for surprises this evening.
  4687. - One more?
  4688.  
  4689. 991
  4690. 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:42,891
  4691. Okay.
  4692.  
  4693. 992
  4694. 00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:59,975
  4695. ( bells tolling )
  4696.  
  4697. 993
  4698. 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,247
  4699. The convent?
  4700.  
  4701. 994
  4702. 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:08,517
  4703. Just wait in the chapel.
  4704. I'll be back.
  4705.  
  4706. 995
  4707. 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:27,269
  4708. Hi, sorry to bother you.
  4709. My name's Statton.
  4710.  
  4711. 996
  4712. 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:30,205
  4713. Um, I actually went
  4714. to Sunday school here.
  4715.  
  4716. 997
  4717. 00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:32,274
  4718. Um, that's irrelevant.
  4719.  
  4720. 998
  4721. 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:36,945
  4722. Um, I'm a friend--
  4723. an acquaintance of Dec... lan?
  4724.  
  4725. 999
  4726. 00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:38,914
  4727. Don't know no Declan.
  4728.  
  4729. 1000
  4730. 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:41,884
  4731. Scottish?
  4732. Very-- quite angry.
  4733.  
  4734. 1001
  4735. 00:58:41,886 --> 00:58:44,653
  4736. He said you might have
  4737. a necklace.
  4738.  
  4739. 1002
  4740. 00:58:44,655 --> 00:58:46,221
  4741. Don't know
  4742. about no necklace.
  4743.  
  4744. 1003
  4745. 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:50,526
  4746. - And the pendant or...
  4747. - Eh.
  4748.  
  4749. 1004
  4750. 00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:53,195
  4751. Are you sure?
  4752. 'Cause, I mean, he was quite adamant.
  4753.  
  4754. 1005
  4755. 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:56,798
  4756. All right, all right.
  4757.  
  4758. 1006
  4759. 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,867
  4760. I had it, but I haven't
  4761. got it anymore.
  4762.  
  4763. 1007
  4764. 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:03,305
  4765. Oh. Where is it?
  4766.  
  4767. 1008
  4768. 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:06,008
  4769. Give me a minute.
  4770. I'll call the guy and get it back to you.
  4771.  
  4772. 1009
  4773. 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:07,743
  4774. Oh, thank you very much.
  4775.  
  4776. 1010
  4777. 00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:10,312
  4778. It'll cost you.
  4779. 500 at least.
  4780.  
  4781. 1011
  4782. 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:14,016
  4783. - Sure.
  4784. - Wait in the chapel.
  4785.  
  4786. 1012
  4787. 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:16,685
  4788. Are you online?
  4789.  
  4790. 1013
  4791. 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,921
  4792. I could do
  4793. a bank transfer, you see?
  4794.  
  4795. 1014
  4796. 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,779
  4797. Who's that?
  4798.  
  4799. 1015
  4800. 00:59:43,781 --> 00:59:47,849
  4801. - Saint Tropez.
  4802. - Oh, yeah.
  4803.  
  4804. 1016
  4805. 00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:49,851
  4806. Patron saint of suntans.
  4807.  
  4808. 1017
  4809. 00:59:49,853 --> 00:59:52,854
  4810. Heh. Suntans?
  4811.  
  4812. 1018
  4813. 00:59:52,856 --> 00:59:56,291
  4814. Okay, but it is Saint Tropez.
  4815.  
  4816. 1019
  4817. 00:59:56,293 --> 01:00:00,028
  4818. He was decapitated by Nero,
  4819.  
  4820. 1020
  4821. 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:03,966
  4822. who set him adrift in a boat
  4823. with a rooster and a dog.
  4824.  
  4825. 1021
  4826. 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,668
  4827. Rougher night than ours.
  4828.  
  4829. 1022
  4830. 01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:11,873
  4831. So, what's all the mystery?
  4832. What's the big surprise?
  4833.  
  4834. 1023
  4835. 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:14,209
  4836. Have you resubmitted
  4837. my application to the convent?
  4838.  
  4839. 1024
  4840. 01:00:14,211 --> 01:00:17,012
  4841. 'Cause I really don't think
  4842. they're gonna reconsider.
  4843.  
  4844. 1025
  4845. 01:00:17,014 --> 01:00:21,083
  4846. Just... wait and see.
  4847.  
  4848. 1026
  4849. 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,388
  4850. Kipper, they're here.
  4851.  
  4852. 1027
  4853. 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,956
  4854. I don't know how long
  4855. I can hold them.
  4856.  
  4857. 1028
  4858. 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,229
  4859. Okay, confess something.
  4860.  
  4861. 1029
  4862. 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:38,233
  4863. Um, if a customer upsets me
  4864.  
  4865. 1030
  4866. 01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:43,405
  4867. sometimes I make
  4868. their D slightly sharp.
  4869.  
  4870. 1031
  4871. 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:47,109
  4872. - True.
  4873. - True.
  4874.  
  4875. 1032
  4876. 01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:52,114
  4877. I had an affair with
  4878. my math teacher's wife.
  4879.  
  4880. 1033
  4881. 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:56,652
  4882. - That's gotta be false.
  4883. - True.
  4884.  
  4885. 1034
  4886. 01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:59,354
  4887. Sometimes when
  4888. I run out of underwear,
  4889.  
  4890. 1035
  4891. 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:02,257
  4892. I'd borrow
  4893. my wife's boyfriend's.
  4894.  
  4895. 1036
  4896. 01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:05,827
  4897. - Um, true.
  4898. - True.
  4899.  
  4900. 1037
  4901. 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:08,096
  4902. When I was a nun,
  4903.  
  4904. 1038
  4905. 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:10,098
  4906. I was in a death metal band
  4907.  
  4908. 1039
  4909. 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,200
  4910. called "Clitty Slickers."
  4911.  
  4912. 1040
  4913. 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,369
  4914. True. Definitely true.
  4915.  
  4916. 1041
  4917. 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:18,807
  4918. - False.
  4919. - I wasn't sure you were telling the truth
  4920.  
  4921. 1042
  4922. 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:22,844
  4923. about being a nun until
  4924. Mother Superior turned up.
  4925.  
  4926. 1043
  4927. 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,113
  4928. Okay.
  4929.  
  4930. 1044
  4931. 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,815
  4932. Well, I didn't believe
  4933. for one minute
  4934.  
  4935. 1045
  4936. 01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:28,884
  4937. you were really
  4938. separated from your wife.
  4939.  
  4940. 1046
  4941. 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,058
  4942. What was your worst
  4943. relationship?
  4944.  
  4945. 1047
  4946. 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,827
  4947. Uh...
  4948.  
  4949. 1048
  4950. 01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:41,129
  4951. - My wife.
  4952. - Hmm.
  4953.  
  4954. 1049
  4955. 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:44,032
  4956. - And your best?
  4957. - My wife.
  4958.  
  4959. 1050
  4960. 01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:52,240
  4961. You know what?
  4962. I think this is better.
  4963.  
  4964. 1051
  4965. 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,342
  4966. Then it must have
  4967. been really bad.
  4968.  
  4969. 1052
  4970. 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:58,914
  4971. It lacked, uh... romance.
  4972.  
  4973. 1053
  4974. 01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:16,898
  4975. Statton:
  4976. We're gonna get it back.
  4977.  
  4978. 1054
  4979. 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,000
  4980. You don't know that.
  4981.  
  4982. 1055
  4983. 01:02:19,002 --> 01:02:20,368
  4984. Mmm. That's why we're here.
  4985.  
  4986. 1056
  4987. 01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:23,872
  4988. - What?
  4989. - Father Donald's got it.
  4990.  
  4991. 1057
  4992. 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,874
  4993. Well, he had it.
  4994. He's getting it back.
  4995.  
  4996. 1058
  4997. 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:28,210
  4998. How did you find this out?
  4999.  
  5000. 1059
  5001. 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,746
  5002. Dec told me
  5003. in the police station.
  5004.  
  5005. 1060
  5006. 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:33,181
  5007. Dec told you?
  5008.  
  5009. 1061
  5010. 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,883
  5011. And why do you think
  5012. he'd do that, Statton?
  5013.  
  5014. 1062
  5015. 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:39,054
  5016. Because I paid him.
  5017.  
  5018. 1063
  5019. 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:43,358
  5020. You paid him? You paid him.
  5021.  
  5022. 1064
  5023. 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,027
  5024. What kind of fuckwittery
  5025. did they teach you
  5026.  
  5027. 1065
  5028. 01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:47,896
  5029. in piano tuning school?
  5030.  
  5031. 1066
  5032. 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:50,365
  5033. Dec wants us dead,
  5034. and you just paid him
  5035.  
  5036. 1067
  5037. 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:53,535
  5038. to tell us where to go
  5039. so he could have us killed.
  5040.  
  5041. 1068
  5042. 01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:56,238
  5043. Father Donald is a priest.
  5044. We can trust him.
  5045.  
  5046. 1069
  5047. 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,909
  5048. Dodgy Donald? He's receiving stolen goods.
  5049. Think it through!
  5050.  
  5051. 1070
  5052. 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:04,513
  5053. He's a priest that could
  5054. afford to bail us out.
  5055.  
  5056. 1071
  5057. 01:03:04,515 --> 01:03:06,114
  5058. Come on, we gotta
  5059. get out of here.
  5060.  
  5061. 1072
  5062. 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:11,119
  5063. Fuck, I knew it!
  5064.  
  5065. 1073
  5066. 01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:13,388
  5067. Sorry, Mary,
  5068. I thought that--
  5069.  
  5070. 1074
  5071. 01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:15,423
  5072. Well, start thinking
  5073. of a way out.
  5074.  
  5075. 1075
  5076. 01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:18,560
  5077. Sure, uh, um...
  5078.  
  5079. 1076
  5080. 01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:21,396
  5081. - Windows!
  5082. - These windows are lead lined
  5083.  
  5084. 1077
  5085. 01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:23,498
  5086. and too high
  5087. to climb out of anyway.
  5088.  
  5089. 1078
  5090. 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,368
  5091. No, no, we need to
  5092. attract attention.
  5093.  
  5094. 1079
  5095. 01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:28,303
  5096. Uh...
  5097.  
  5098. 1080
  5099. 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:43,852
  5100. ( playing
  5101. "House of Rising Sun" )
  5102.  
  5103. 1081
  5104. 01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:04,339
  5105. Get up. Move.
  5106.  
  5107. 1082
  5108. 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,277
  5109. We've already been
  5110. to the police, Kipper.
  5111.  
  5112. 1083
  5113. 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:10,879
  5114. There's no point.
  5115.  
  5116. 1084
  5117. 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,315
  5118. Mary: No point going
  5119. down for murder.
  5120.  
  5121. 1085
  5122. 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:15,617
  5123. It's only armed robbery.
  5124. No one got hurt.
  5125.  
  5126. 1086
  5127. 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:19,454
  5128. Dec says if he gets armed
  5129. robbery, he goes down for twenty.
  5130.  
  5131. 1087
  5132. 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:23,158
  5133. Dec gets 20, I get dead,
  5134. kids-- no dad. Hmm?
  5135.  
  5136. 1088
  5137. 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,260
  5138. We'll refuse to testify.
  5139.  
  5140. 1089
  5141. 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:30,632
  5142. Dec's not the sort of guy
  5143. you could do a deal with.
  5144.  
  5145. 1090
  5146. 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:34,369
  5147. I don't want to do it.
  5148. I have to do it.
  5149.  
  5150. 1091
  5151. 01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:40,275
  5152. - You don't have to do--
  5153. - I have to do it!
  5154.  
  5155. 1092
  5156. 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,212
  5157. Okay, okay.
  5158. You have to do it.
  5159.  
  5160. 1093
  5161. 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:50,452
  5162. But can we-- can we at least
  5163. talk awhile before you do it?
  5164.  
  5165. 1094
  5166. 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,089
  5167. Sure.
  5168.  
  5169. 1095
  5170. 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,632
  5171. I want you to know that
  5172. I've never done this before.
  5173.  
  5174. 1096
  5175. 01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:07,469
  5176. You don't have to
  5177. kill anyone today, Kipper.
  5178.  
  5179. 1097
  5180. 01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:10,138
  5181. Mary: You don't have
  5182. to do what Dec says.
  5183.  
  5184. 1098
  5185. 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,240
  5186. You're not the sidekick.
  5187.  
  5188. 1099
  5189. 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:15,343
  5190. Don't call me...
  5191.  
  5192. 1100
  5193. 01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:17,679
  5194. an 'effing sidekick, okay?
  5195.  
  5196. 1101
  5197. 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:19,381
  5198. - I hate being a sidekick.
  5199. - I know, I know.
  5200.  
  5201. 1102
  5202. 01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:21,016
  5203. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
  5204.  
  5205. 1103
  5206. 01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,317
  5207. - Oh.
  5208. - Oh, no, no. No, no.
  5209.  
  5210. 1104
  5211. 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,618
  5212. I'm gonna do it
  5213. and then I'm gonna go.
  5214.  
  5215. 1105
  5216. 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,621
  5217. Okay.
  5218.  
  5219. 1106
  5220. 01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:28,990
  5221. Just let me say
  5222. my prayers first.
  5223.  
  5224. 1107
  5225. 01:05:28,992 --> 01:05:31,192
  5226. You still believe?
  5227.  
  5228. 1108
  5229. 01:05:31,194 --> 01:05:33,261
  5230. Technically,
  5231. I'm still a nun.
  5232.  
  5233. 1109
  5234. 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:36,698
  5235. - Hmm? How?
  5236. - Well, I was never defrocked
  5237.  
  5238. 1110
  5239. 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,968
  5240. 'cause I was just a novice,
  5241. so they didn't bother.
  5242.  
  5243. 1111
  5244. 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,536
  5245. Well, you were pretty well defrocked
  5246. tonight, love, in the hotel.
  5247.  
  5248. 1112
  5249. 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,171
  5250. I saw you, okay?
  5251. Some nun you are.
  5252.  
  5253. 1113
  5254. 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:46,341
  5255. Lots of nuns sin, Kipper.
  5256. We're only human.
  5257.  
  5258. 1114
  5259. 01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:53,214
  5260. Okay.
  5261.  
  5262. 1115
  5263. 01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:55,417
  5264. Okay, ask for forgiveness.
  5265. Come on.
  5266.  
  5267. 1116
  5268. 01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,452
  5269. And say one for me.
  5270.  
  5271. 1117
  5272. 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:13,635
  5273. Dear Lord, please forgive me
  5274. for my sins of the flesh.
  5275.  
  5276. 1118
  5277. 01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:17,739
  5278. And, please,
  5279.  
  5280. 1119
  5281. 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:20,408
  5282. have mercy on the soul
  5283. of Kipper Jones.
  5284.  
  5285. 1120
  5286. 01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:24,746
  5287. I know that Matthew 20:13 says
  5288.  
  5289. 1121
  5290. 01:06:24,748 --> 01:06:27,582
  5291. that he who kills a nun
  5292. shall know no forgiveness,
  5293.  
  5294. 1122
  5295. 01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:30,251
  5296. but instead will burn
  5297. in a fiery pit.
  5298.  
  5299. 1123
  5300. 01:06:30,253 --> 01:06:32,253
  5301. But please, please,
  5302.  
  5303. 1124
  5304. 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,589
  5305. make an exception
  5306. in Kipper's case,
  5307.  
  5308. 1125
  5309. 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,658
  5310. for he knows not
  5311. what he does.
  5312.  
  5313. 1126
  5314. 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:41,730
  5315. - Did you hear that? Hey!
  5316. - Do you mind? I'm praying.
  5317.  
  5318. 1127
  5319. 01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:44,132
  5320. Well, that's not
  5321. in the 'effing Bible.
  5322.  
  5323. 1128
  5324. 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,767
  5325. Sure it is.
  5326.  
  5327. 1129
  5328. 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:48,503
  5329. You think there's no scripture
  5330. covering nun killers?
  5331.  
  5332. 1130
  5333. 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:55,276
  5334. And please, Lord,
  5335.  
  5336. 1131
  5337. 01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:58,279
  5338. have mercy on Kipper's soul.
  5339.  
  5340. 1132
  5341. 01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:03,451
  5342. I know that according to
  5343. your holy word in John 3:4,
  5344.  
  5345. 1133
  5346. 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:07,155
  5347. you say that the eyes
  5348. will be plucked out of the head
  5349.  
  5350. 1134
  5351. 01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:10,158
  5352. of anyone who slays a nun
  5353.  
  5354. 1135
  5355. 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,227
  5356. or the protector of a nun.
  5357.  
  5358. 1136
  5359. 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:14,763
  5360. The protector of the nun?
  5361. It does not say that.
  5362.  
  5363. 1137
  5364. 01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:17,799
  5365. Show me. Show me where it
  5366. says that in the Bible.
  5367.  
  5368. 1138
  5369. 01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:20,535
  5370. Show me in the passages
  5371. where those words are used.
  5372.  
  5373. 1139
  5374. 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,203
  5375. We don't have a Bible.
  5376.  
  5377. 1140
  5378. 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,638
  5379. But we're in
  5380. a bloody church, mate!
  5381.  
  5382. 1141
  5383. 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,473
  5384. Good point. Good point.
  5385. Good point.
  5386.  
  5387. 1142
  5388. 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:29,811
  5389. You, get over there.
  5390. Show me.
  5391.  
  5392. 1143
  5393. 01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:32,313
  5394. Show me in that Bible.
  5395.  
  5396. 1144
  5397. 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:33,815
  5398. The holy Bible.
  5399.  
  5400. 1145
  5401. 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,183
  5402. Holy fuck.
  5403.  
  5404. 1146
  5405. 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,451
  5406. Move.
  5407.  
  5408. 1147
  5409. 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:40,088
  5410. Show me Matthew, John...
  5411.  
  5412. 1148
  5413. 01:07:41,825 --> 01:07:45,260
  5414. Show me where it says
  5415. those words, huh?
  5416.  
  5417. 1149
  5418. 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,399
  5419. This Bible's in Latin.
  5420.  
  5421. 1150
  5422. 01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:54,669
  5423. But that's what it means.
  5424.  
  5425. 1151
  5426. 01:07:54,671 --> 01:07:57,105
  5427. I'm coming. I'm coming.
  5428.  
  5429. 1152
  5430. 01:08:02,679 --> 01:08:09,517
  5431. "Nonne ex denario
  5432. convenisti mecum."
  5433.  
  5434. 1153
  5435. 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:12,420
  5436. "Nonne" means "nun."
  5437.  
  5438. 1154
  5439. 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:16,357
  5440. "Ex denario" means...
  5441.  
  5442. 1155
  5443. 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:18,526
  5444. "Convenisti mecum."
  5445.  
  5446. 1156
  5447. 01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:20,762
  5448. "The convent's down a nun."
  5449.  
  5450. 1157
  5451. 01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:22,530
  5452. "Non facio tibi."
  5453.  
  5454. 1158
  5455. 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:26,201
  5456. "The faceless man
  5457. who does this evil act."
  5458.  
  5459. 1159
  5460. 01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:29,404
  5461. If you're lying to me--
  5462.  
  5463. 1160
  5464. 01:08:29,406 --> 01:08:34,876
  5465. if you are lying to me...
  5466.  
  5467. 1161
  5468. 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:37,712
  5469. Why are they still here,
  5470. Kipper?
  5471.  
  5472. 1162
  5473. 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:40,615
  5474. How long can this
  5475. possibly take?
  5476.  
  5477. 1163
  5478. 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,887
  5479. Get out, get out! Huh?
  5480.  
  5481. 1164
  5482. 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:48,556
  5483. Okay, okay.
  5484.  
  5485. 1165
  5486. 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,258
  5487. - Stay there!
  5488. - Okay.
  5489.  
  5490. 1166
  5491. 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:53,461
  5492. Huh? Hey!
  5493.  
  5494. 1167
  5495. 01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:56,831
  5496. You...
  5497.  
  5498. 1168
  5499. 01:09:06,576 --> 01:09:08,676
  5500. I was gonna do it, but I couldn't do it.
  5501. I'm sorry, Dec.
  5502.  
  5503. 1169
  5504. 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:34,435
  5505. - She's a nun.
  5506. - Yeah?
  5507.  
  5508. 1170
  5509. 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:36,671
  5510. Well, I'm a Methodist.
  5511.  
  5512. 1171
  5513. 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,307
  5514. - ( grunts )
  5515. - ( gunshot )
  5516.  
  5517. 1172
  5518. 01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:41,409
  5519. ( groaning )
  5520.  
  5521. 1173
  5522. 01:09:41,411 --> 01:09:42,577
  5523. Statton!
  5524.  
  5525. 1174
  5526. 01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:46,514
  5527. ( groaning )
  5528.  
  5529. 1175
  5530. 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,222
  5531. Kipper:
  5532. I'm sorry, Dec.
  5533.  
  5534. 1176
  5535. 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:58,326
  5536. I couldn't let you do it.
  5537.  
  5538. 1177
  5539. 01:09:58,328 --> 01:09:59,861
  5540. They're innocent.
  5541. I couldn't.
  5542.  
  5543. 1178
  5544. 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,200
  5545. ( muttering )
  5546.  
  5547. 1179
  5548. 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:10,705
  5549. Oh! Kipper!
  5550.  
  5551. 1180
  5552. 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:13,808
  5553. Oh, Kipper! Kipper.
  5554.  
  5555. 1181
  5556. 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:16,411
  5557. Kipper: I couldn't let him do it.
  5558. I couldn't.
  5559.  
  5560. 1182
  5561. 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,613
  5562. I couldn't let him do it.
  5563. It isn't right.
  5564.  
  5565. 1183
  5566. 01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:21,482
  5567. ( Kipper groaning )
  5568.  
  5569. 1184
  5570. 01:10:21,484 --> 01:10:23,685
  5571. What in the name of Saint Tropez
  5572. is going on in here?
  5573.  
  5574. 1185
  5575. 01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:25,520
  5576. Mother Superior,
  5577. call an ambulance!
  5578.  
  5579. 1186
  5580. 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,855
  5581. Call the police,
  5582. Father Donald.
  5583.  
  5584. 1187
  5585. 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:29,691
  5586. Call the ambulance.
  5587. Call the police.
  5588.  
  5589. 1188
  5590. 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,693
  5591. - ( Kipper groaning )
  5592. - Mary: Come here.
  5593.  
  5594. 1189
  5595. 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,896
  5596. - Oh.
  5597. - ( panting )
  5598.  
  5599. 1190
  5600. 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:42,003
  5601. Will you pray for me, Mary?
  5602.  
  5603. 1191
  5604. 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,271
  5605. Will you pray for me?
  5606.  
  5607. 1192
  5608. 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,809
  5609. Mary: You're gonna
  5610. be fine, Pirate King.
  5611.  
  5612. 1193
  5613. 01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:49,744
  5614. Just hold on.
  5615.  
  5616. 1194
  5617. 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:12,867
  5618. Statton: Mary, don't go.
  5619. I've got your pendant.
  5620.  
  5621. 1195
  5622. 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:15,870
  5623. Mary: It doesn't matter anyway.
  5624. Forget it.
  5625.  
  5626. 1196
  5627. 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:18,773
  5628. - Statton: Of course it does.
  5629. - Mary: It doesn't. Look...
  5630.  
  5631. 1197
  5632. 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:24,879
  5633. ...when I was 18,
  5634. I stowed away on a ship.
  5635.  
  5636. 1198
  5637. 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:28,549
  5638. Stowed away?
  5639. What year was this, 1872?
  5640.  
  5641. 1199
  5642. 01:11:28,551 --> 01:11:30,718
  5643. A cargo ship,
  5644.  
  5645. 1200
  5646. 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:35,056
  5647. to get here, because...
  5648.  
  5649. 1201
  5650. 01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:37,425
  5651. this is where she lived.
  5652.  
  5653. 1202
  5654. 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:39,560
  5655. Your birth mother.
  5656.  
  5657. 1203
  5658. 01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:44,632
  5659. And I thought she would be
  5660. so excited to meet me.
  5661.  
  5662. 1204
  5663. 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:52,907
  5664. Well, she refused to see me.
  5665.  
  5666. 1205
  5667. 01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:55,576
  5668. Left me standing
  5669. at the front door.
  5670.  
  5671. 1206
  5672. 01:11:55,578 --> 01:11:59,514
  5673. She basically
  5674. abandoned me again.
  5675.  
  5676. 1207
  5677. 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:03,818
  5678. Why are you back here?
  5679.  
  5680. 1208
  5681. 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:09,657
  5682. Really, why?
  5683.  
  5684. 1209
  5685. 01:12:15,098 --> 01:12:16,998
  5686. She's dying, Statton.
  5687.  
  5688. 1210
  5689. 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:23,938
  5690. Her husband wrote me,
  5691. told me he'd get me in,
  5692.  
  5693. 1211
  5694. 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:25,106
  5695. that she should see me.
  5696.  
  5697. 1212
  5698. 01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:27,575
  5699. "Should."
  5700. Should! Not "wants to."
  5701.  
  5702. 1213
  5703. 01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:30,878
  5704. Things are different
  5705. when people are dying.
  5706.  
  5707. 1214
  5708. 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,948
  5709. Look, I don't even think
  5710. he told her I was coming.
  5711.  
  5712. 1215
  5713. 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,616
  5714. She probably would have
  5715. just rejected me
  5716.  
  5717. 1216
  5718. 01:12:35,618 --> 01:12:37,385
  5719. and then died
  5720. right in front of me.
  5721.  
  5722. 1217
  5723. 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:40,388
  5724. Ah, she--
  5725. she might no reject you.
  5726.  
  5727. 1218
  5728. 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,490
  5729. Yes. Yes.
  5730.  
  5731. 1219
  5732. 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,492
  5733. And that's the comfort
  5734. I can live with
  5735.  
  5736. 1220
  5737. 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,960
  5738. for the rest of my life.
  5739.  
  5740. 1221
  5741. 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:49,964
  5742. I can live with uncertainty.
  5743. It's my specialty.
  5744.  
  5745. 1222
  5746. 01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:53,634
  5747. What I can't live with is
  5748. a second round of rejection.
  5749.  
  5750. 1223
  5751. 01:12:53,636 --> 01:12:56,504
  5752. I just can't.
  5753. And why should I?
  5754.  
  5755. 1224
  5756. 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:59,874
  5757. Why should I let her make me
  5758. feel like shit on her deathbed?
  5759.  
  5760. 1225
  5761. 01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:03,878
  5762. Well, it might not
  5763. feel like that.
  5764.  
  5765. 1226
  5766. 01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:09,984
  5767. It might feel like...
  5768.  
  5769. 1227
  5770. 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,652
  5771. home.
  5772.  
  5773. 1228
  5774. 01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:14,422
  5775. How do you know?
  5776.  
  5777. 1229
  5778. 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:23,531
  5779. Well, you know
  5780. adventure, Mary.
  5781.  
  5782. 1230
  5783. 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:26,901
  5784. Home is my forte.
  5785.  
  5786. 1231
  5787. 01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:58,699
  5788. Gosh.
  5789.  
  5790. 1232
  5791. 01:13:58,701 --> 01:14:01,569
  5792. - I'm--
  5793. - You're her...
  5794.  
  5795. 1233
  5796. 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,538
  5797. when I first met her.
  5798.  
  5799. 1234
  5800. 01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:08,576
  5801. You can see her now.
  5802.  
  5803. 1235
  5804. 01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,044
  5805. She's very ill.
  5806.  
  5807. 1236
  5808. 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:13,047
  5809. She'll only be able
  5810. to manage a short time.
  5811.  
  5812. 1237
  5813. 01:14:23,193 --> 01:14:24,725
  5814. Hello.
  5815.  
  5816. 1238
  5817. 01:14:28,031 --> 01:14:30,097
  5818. Oh, my gosh.
  5819.  
  5820. 1239
  5821. 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,834
  5822. ( speaking Welsh )
  5823.  
  5824. 1240
  5825. 01:14:32,836 --> 01:14:35,069
  5826. ( continuing in Welsh )
  5827.  
  5828. 1241
  5829. 01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:37,205
  5830. I'm sorry,
  5831. I'm not very good at Welsh.
  5832.  
  5833. 1242
  5834. 01:14:37,207 --> 01:14:39,540
  5835. ( speaking Welsh )
  5836.  
  5837. 1243
  5838. 01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:41,909
  5839. I don't think
  5840. she knows who we are.
  5841.  
  5842. 1244
  5843. 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,244
  5844. She doesn't know
  5845. who anyone is.
  5846.  
  5847. 1245
  5848. 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,746
  5849. She's got dementia.
  5850.  
  5851. 1246
  5852. 01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,748
  5853. Then why did you invite me
  5854.  
  5855. 1247
  5856. 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,884
  5857. if she doesn't know
  5858. who anyone is?
  5859.  
  5860. 1248
  5861. 01:14:49,886 --> 01:14:52,253
  5862. I worried you wouldn't come.
  5863.  
  5864. 1249
  5865. 01:14:52,255 --> 01:14:55,089
  5866. She can remember the past.
  5867.  
  5868. 1250
  5869. 01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:58,259
  5870. She gets distressed at times.
  5871.  
  5872. 1251
  5873. 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,128
  5874. Please, I think
  5875. you might help her.
  5876.  
  5877. 1252
  5878. 01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:23,784
  5879. You came.
  5880.  
  5881. 1253
  5882. 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:30,791
  5883. I came.
  5884.  
  5885. 1254
  5886. 01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:34,128
  5887. David said
  5888. I need to give you advice
  5889.  
  5890. 1255
  5891. 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:36,664
  5892. for your honeymoon.
  5893.  
  5894. 1256
  5895. 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,132
  5896. The only thing
  5897. I can say is this,
  5898.  
  5899. 1257
  5900. 01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:42,136
  5901. the best marriages
  5902. are those between
  5903.  
  5904. 1258
  5905. 01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:45,139
  5906. an ocean
  5907. and a lighthouse.
  5908.  
  5909. 1259
  5910. 01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:49,677
  5911. Two lighthouses are boring.
  5912.  
  5913. 1260
  5914. 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:52,680
  5915. Two oceans crash about.
  5916.  
  5917. 1261
  5918. 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:57,318
  5919. But a lighthouse
  5920. and an ocean
  5921.  
  5922. 1262
  5923. 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,186
  5924. will last forever.
  5925.  
  5926. 1263
  5927. 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:03,090
  5928. Take turns!
  5929.  
  5930. 1264
  5931. 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:07,929
  5932. Let him be the ocean
  5933. sometimes, darling.
  5934.  
  5935. 1265
  5936. 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:11,832
  5937. Turn your lights on
  5938. so he can find you.
  5939.  
  5940. 1266
  5941. 01:16:11,834 --> 01:16:14,602
  5942. You don't have to be
  5943. the ocean all the time.
  5944.  
  5945. 1267
  5946. 01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:21,242
  5947. No, no, no, don't take her!
  5948. Bring her back.
  5949.  
  5950. 1268
  5951. 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,344
  5952. It's just
  5953. a hot water bottle, Aurelie.
  5954.  
  5955. 1269
  5956. 01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:24,779
  5957. Aurelie: They've taken her!
  5958. Bring her back!
  5959.  
  5960. 1270
  5961. 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:28,015
  5962. - She's mine!
  5963. - No, I'm her.
  5964.  
  5965. 1271
  5966. 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:29,350
  5967. Aurelie, I'm her.
  5968.  
  5969. 1272
  5970. 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:30,952
  5971. Make them bring her back,
  5972. sister.
  5973.  
  5974. 1273
  5975. 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:34,889
  5976. I'm here. It's me.
  5977.  
  5978. 1274
  5979. 01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:37,625
  5980. I'm her.
  5981.  
  5982. 1275
  5983. 01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:47,101
  5984. Say my name.
  5985.  
  5986. 1276
  5987. 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:52,273
  5988. Mother.
  5989.  
  5990. 1277
  5991. 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:56,110
  5992. Yes.
  5993.  
  5994. 1278
  5995. 01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:05,052
  5996. You're Charlotte.
  5997.  
  5998. 1279
  5999. 01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:09,657
  6000. I'm Charlotte.
  6001.  
  6002. 1280
  6003. 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,307
  6004. Come with me.
  6005.  
  6006. 1281
  6007. 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:30,911
  6008. I can't miss my court date.
  6009.  
  6010. 1282
  6011. 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,416
  6012. I'll definitely keep
  6013. in touch, though, eh?
  6014.  
  6015. 1283
  6016. 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,151
  6017. Hmm.
  6018.  
  6019. 1284
  6020. 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,924
  6021. - Take this.
  6022. - Oh.
  6023.  
  6024. 1285
  6025. 01:17:43,926 --> 01:17:46,661
  6026. - For your legal expenses.
  6027. - No.
  6028.  
  6029. 1286
  6030. 01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:51,432
  6031. Go put a deposit
  6032. on a flat or something.
  6033.  
  6034. 1287
  6035. 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:54,769
  6036. If you promise to go
  6037. to the mainland one day.
  6038.  
  6039. 1288
  6040. 01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:57,705
  6041. One day.
  6042.  
  6043. 1289
  6044. 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:51,325
  6045. ( chattering )
  6046.  
  6047. 1290
  6048. 01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:57,298
  6049. ( music playing )
  6050.  
  6051. 1291
  6052. 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,182
  6053. Excuse me, excuse me!
  6054.  
  6055. 1292
  6056. 01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:16,283
  6057. Mary!
  6058.  
  6059. 1293
  6060. 01:19:16,285 --> 01:19:17,418
  6061. Mary!
  6062.  
  6063. 1294
  6064. 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,287
  6065. Mary.
  6066.  
  6067. 1295
  6068. 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,931
  6069. You know you're early, right?
  6070.  
  6071. 1296
  6072. 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:33,200
  6073. - What?
  6074. - You're supposed to come
  6075.  
  6076. 1297
  6077. 01:19:33,202 --> 01:19:34,535
  6078. when I'm on the ferry.
  6079.  
  6080. 1298
  6081. 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:36,070
  6082. Yell, "Stop the boat!"
  6083.  
  6084. 1299
  6085. 01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:40,207
  6086. Well, you know me,
  6087. I'm punctual.
  6088.  
  6089. 1300
  6090. 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:43,911
  6091. You know you can't really
  6092.  
  6093. 1301
  6094. 01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:46,213
  6095. jump in front
  6096. of a bullet, right?
  6097.  
  6098. 1302
  6099. 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:48,516
  6100. It was instinct.
  6101.  
  6102. 1303
  6103. 01:19:48,518 --> 01:19:51,218
  6104. Huh.
  6105.  
  6106. 1304
  6107. 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:53,120
  6108. You are an ocean after all.
  6109.  
  6110. 1305
  6111. 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:01,362
  6112. Statton.
  6113.  
  6114. 1306
  6115. 01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:08,002
  6116. Statton.
  6117.  
  6118. 1307
  6119. 01:20:13,075 --> 01:20:14,408
  6120. Say my name.
  6121.  
  6122. 1308
  6123. 01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:16,577
  6124. Oh, uh...
  6125.  
  6126. 1309
  6127. 01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:20,247
  6128. Anne-Marie, Mary, Carol,
  6129.  
  6130. 1310
  6131. 01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:22,249
  6132. Sister Mary Catherine,
  6133.  
  6134. 1311
  6135. 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:24,585
  6136. not Yvonne, Diamond Lil',
  6137.  
  6138. 1312
  6139. 01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:26,587
  6140. Our Lady of the Night,
  6141.  
  6142. 1313
  6143. 01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:29,423
  6144. Bollocks McGiven...
  6145.  
  6146. 1314
  6147. 01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:31,025
  6148. Charlotte.
  6149.  
  6150. 1315
  6151. 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:34,028
  6152. Just call me baby.
  6153.  
  6154. 1316
  6155. 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,934
  6156. Mary:
  6157. Wait, are you wearing
  6158.  
  6159. 1317
  6160. 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:42,603
  6161. your ex-wife's
  6162. boyfriend's underwear?
  6163.  
  6164. 1318
  6165. 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:44,438
  6166. Statton:
  6167. Not today.
  6168.  
  6169. 1319
  6170. 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,440
  6171. Mary: Well,
  6172. there's a label sewn inside
  6173.  
  6174. 1320
  6175. 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:48,275
  6176. that says "Dan Marks."
  6177.  
  6178. 1321
  6179. 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,610
  6180. Statton:
  6181. Oh, yeah.
  6182.  
  6183. 1322
  6184. 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,612
  6185. Ah, I forgot to tell you.
  6186.  
  6187. 1323
  6188. 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:53,848
  6189. Statton's not my real name.
  6190.  
  6191. 1324
  6192. 01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:56,417
  6193. ( Mary laughs)
  6194.  
  6195. 1325
  6196. 01:20:56,419 --> 01:20:57,885
  6197. Mary:
  6198. You're kidding, righ?
  6199.  
  6200. 1326
  6201. 01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:58,886
  6202. Statton:
  6203. Am?
  6204.  
  6205. 1327
  6206. 01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:04,158
  6207. ( music playing )
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