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- THERE WAS AD AY AND ON THE DAY NOTCH LEVT MOJANG. I ALWAYS WONDEREDED WHY HE LEFT? i remember the day that notch left it was the day i started cutting myself. by the now i have so much blood from cutting myself that i can donate all the blood to charity and fund an expidition to sweeden.
- my plane lands in sweeden a 4:20AM and i begin searching for clus. i find out where the mojang office is and i ask to speak to notch. when i get there though there is a microsoft man with a gun and he s killing everyone in the world
- i ask 'WHY YOU TAKE MINEICRAFT"
- he say "ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001, WE PLANNED AN ATTACK ON MOJANG TO TAKE MINECRAFT BUT WE MISSED. NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH JET FEUL TO MELT STEEL BEAMS AGAIN AND ARE TAKING MOJANG OVER'
- suddenly i look up above and plains fire out from microsofts' sweeden headquarters they fly toward mojang base but they mis again
- "OH NO THEY MISS" say microsoft man
- this is why I made this blog. in less than 24 hours, plain will fly into america
- you have been warned
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